Special Missions*Yesh, this IS a DoofxPerry fanfic! If you don't like the couple, don't read it.*Special Missions5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
'Why do I always get the weird missions?' Perry thought as he looked down at his brand new, extremely pale, human hand. He sat on the cold, hard floor wearing nothing but his too-small agent hat and a tight watch. Long teal hair flopped in front of his young face.
Perry looked at his tiny watch again and gave a deep sigh. He'd only been human for three minutes and he already missed being a platypus. This was just too weird.
Moments later, he could hear footsteps echoing in the hall. He stood up on wobbly legs as the Major came in with an armful of clothes. Once again, the older man's face turned a bright red and he turned away from Perry's nudity. He coughed at the awkwardness a few times before dropping the clothes on the ground in a messy pile.
"Agent P, please clothe yourself before I tell you the rest of your mission." Perry nodded and began searching through the pile. He understood, from all of Canda
Snips-Tails-Platypus TailsSnips-Tails-Platypus Tails6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Snips And Snails And Platypus Tails
It was a normal day in the Flynn-Fletcher household currently anyway. Linda was just heading out to meet her gal pals; Lawrence had already headed off to work; Candace was talking to Stacy on her cell phone about Jeremy; and Phineas and Ferb were relaxing against the large oak tree in the back yard. With a platypus. Named Perry.
Currently, the platypus was patiently waiting for the youngest in his host family to direct their attention away from him for about ten seconds, or a minute. Either would be fine, really. As long as they were looking at each other and facing away from him.
Ferb, I know what were gonna do today! Phineas exclaimed. Ah, his chance! The blank faced Platypus glanced to the boys, making sure they werent looking, before he waddled off, turning the corner of the house. As he waddled to his destination, Perry mentally chuckled as the sound of the shorter of the boys asked,
Hey, wheres Pe
Cid's worries:Part TwoDisclaimer: I do not own any of the final fantasy works.(sobs even louder)Cid's worries:Part Two8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter Two: Insecurities
Vincent brought his hand to cover his face where Cid's slap had connected. He looked up angrily at Cid but faltered at the stunning sapphire eyes that pierced his heart. Cid seemed to be crumbling. Vincent wanted to look away from the pain he had caused his lover. The pilot threw his arms around Vincent's waist and buried his face in his chest. The gunman could feel the trembling and it crushed him even further. He wrapped his arms around Cid's broad shoulders. He held the pilot now regretting his choice. After what had to be about ten minutes Cid raised his head.
"Do not ever leave me again." Vincent leaned down and kissed the pilot gently on the forehead then lips.
"I will never do it again." Cid let go of Vincent and turned away.
"Cause if ya do I'll have at slap the shit out of ya again." Cid plucked a cigarette from his pocket and lit it. Vincent stood up and stepped out of the co
Cid's worries: Part OneDisclaimer: I do not own any of the final fantasy works.(sobs)Cid's worries: Part One8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter one: The Letter
To my love,
In the velvet darkness of my mind. The murderous blood sick creature lurks in the deepest of shadows, waiting. Waiting for me to become relaxed. Waiting for its chance to spring forth taking over my body and soul. Wanting to reign blood upon those around me. Unable to control it, I will murder. Murder those that I love. After the creature has had its fill, I will sink down into the shadowy water that crushes me. There I will suffocate until I burst. Then my soul will be released only to find more suffering. I have sinned and the monster inside will drag me down into hell. Where I will suffer my fate, repeatedly for eternity. So I am not asking you to forgive me because I know I do not deserve it.
I am truly sorry,
Cid had read the letter over and over. Every time kicking himself for not seeing it sooner. It had been two weeks since he had last seen his lover and everyday
Ode To A Silly DressOde To A Silly DressOde To A Silly Dress6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
(Also considered the Sequel to Snips, Snails, and Platypus Tails)
Oh come on, Perry the Platy- Er, I mean, Perry the Human, its not that bad! whined a tall brunet through a closed door. A growl came from the other side of the door, making the man flinch. You have to understand! I had to hit you with my newest creation, the Huminator! this was answered by a low hiss. Please Perry the Human! Find it in your half human, half platypus heart to help me! the man practically sobbed, falling to his knees and covering his face.
After a few seconds of silence, the door creaked open, brown eyes intent on the spiky brown head below. Teeth were gritted for a moment, before the boy made a slight sound, alerting the man to the other. He glanced up at the other, his eyes alighting with hope.
Are Are you going to help?
Ah. Which most likely meant, Maybe yes maybe no
O-okay. So hear me o
Hospital Jello c1 ::AU ZADR::Hospital Jello c1 ::AU ZADR::8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A scowl crossed the face of the green skinned youth as he walked the halls of the community hospital with his trainer while tuning out a good part of what she said to think on how ugly the color white was. So blindingly boring and easily stained, which is why he wore dark red colored nursing outfits which contrasted neatly with his skin though often tempted people to make Christmas jokes.
Whatever Christmas was.
He turned back in about the time the nurse he was training under ONCE AGAIN warned him that he was only there as a student in training and was under no circumstances alowed to administer any sort of drugs to patients.
'So basically I'm going to be playing maid to a bunch of germy sick people.' He wanted to complain but thought better of it. He was here to do a job and if playing maid was how he was going to do it then play maid he would.
Anything to please The Almighty Tallest, add yet another territory to the Irken Empire, and to go down in history as the greatest irken
CW- taj mahalThe smaller boy held the opened book in his lap, pages whipping quickly by, while the larger boy sat near, stationary, elbow on the desk's edge, chins in palm, eyes barely even attempted to keep open.CW- taj mahal5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"There!" the smaller exclaimed, making the larger jump.
They were both boys of the same age; one slight, tan, and smart, one heavy, pale, and not. While their backgrounds and characteristics are polar opposites, their initial feeling toward the other rocky, at best, they are at the same time rarely without the other's company.
"There," he repeats with triumph, lifting the thick book up onto the desk.
The larger boy leans over, frowning slightly at the reprinted photograph. "So? It's just a building."
" 'Just a' " the smaller frowns in turn. "It is not 'just a building'." He turns his nose up, crossing his thin arms over his chest. "It is a mausoleum."
Still looking at the picture, brain working (trying) to figure out just why it was so important for him to know what it
Masquerade QueenCome with me and youMasquerade Queen6 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
will see, behind this mask I
am the Killing Queen.
brb suicide - Ch 03brb suicide - Ch 039 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
By Kitteh and NeoFox
Warnings: It's gay ya'know. It's gay.
Disclaimer: Smeets will eat our souls if we dare claim Invader Zim. So yeah, Jhonen can keep his smeets of DOOM! We just want to borrow Zim and Dib for a fic, so calm yourselves.
Summary: ZADR. AU. A bass backwards universe in which Dib is just your regular tom-emo in middle skool, his father isn't the renowned Professor and Zim is actually smart and oh so fabulous.
The clock in the library ticked on later and later as the minutes went by. Dib had made it his job of watching the small, red second hand move each time it went around in a full circle, all the way back to twelve. He had been standing by the front door of the library ever since the librarian had glared at him for even trying to turn on his CD player. That lady really scared him sometimes.
Dib looked away from the clock just so he could chance a glanc
Cid's Worries: Part FiveDisclaimer:I do not own any of the characters or Final FantasyCid's Worries: Part Five8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The sky was a brilliant blue much like the color of Cid's eyes. Vincent strolled down the road heading toward the small store that he enjoyed buying from. An older couple ran it that was extremely nice and they reminded Vincent of his parents. As he pushed open the door, the man inside looked up from his newspaper and gave Vincent a warm smile. He nodded, and went to work on locating some food that Cid could snack on. Picking up some chips and cookies he then began to contemplate on what he would make for their next meal. He bought sliced meats, bread and cheese to make sandwiches, then picked out some meats cooked by the older woman. He got up to the counter and the man behind it stood.
"Looks to me like your buying for more than one."
"Yes my friend came to get me and now we are stuck here." The man smiled.
"Well I'm glad that someone is here with you. You looked so lonely before, if you don't mind me saying." Vincent ret
Screw School...It's Summer"Buford? Will you put me down now?" The smaller boy was being carried under the arm of the larger one.Screw School...It's Summer5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Nope, not yet," said the aforementioned larger boy, Buford.
"Can I at least take the blindfold off?" Baljeet asked.
"Nope. You can't see where we're going."
"That is making me feel very uneasy."
"Just calm down. You'll be okay. I'm not gonna throw ya off a cliff or anything."
This drew a loud whimper from the smaller boy.
Buford sighed and continued walking. He liked the feeling of Baljeet in his arms. Baljeet was really light, and just like a little carry-on bag, except he talked.
Baljeet, meanwhile, was having similar thoughts. I am liking this feeling of being carried. Buford was warm, and Baljeet always felt protected and safe whenever he was with him.
It was the last day of summer before their freshman year, and both boys were to go to the same high school.
Puberty had gotten a hold on both of them since they were kids. Buford, when he was younger, had been stocky, but he
Not One Word To The Others-1 'What is this strange, tingly feeling I am having? It can't be fear. Buford has carried me like this so many times, I am almost more used to this than walking. So what is this feeling in the bottom of my heart?' Baljeet dangled from Buford's arms and looked nervously up at his gruff, determined face. Baljeet had missed most of the conversation Buford and Phineas had been having during his musing.Not One Word To The Others-15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Well carry on then!" Phineas encouraged. He walked away to check over the last details with Ferb. Buford approached the plane and tossed his luggage in the cockpit. And by luggage, I mean the Indian nerd.
"Ow!" Baljeet complained. "Buford! Be careful! You know I am delicate."
"Yeah, sorry." Buford muttered as he climbed up into the Amazing Sunbeat
Tallers Can't Be Choosers - Ch.1Arms full of books, the pink-eyed irken made her way over to a table, where she dropped them next to her laptop. Sighing, she sat down and pulled one toward her at random. In order to graduate from Higher Academy, she had to write a report on a topic of her choosing, showing her aptitude in the subject she plans on majoring in. Most of the students her age didn't have to, content to leave here with mediocre marks and become food drones or factory workers, but she had bigger plans for herself. So she was in the advanced courses.Tallers Can't Be Choosers - Ch.13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A tall irken couldn't work short jobs, after all.
She chose to explain her understanding and theories regarding particle physics. She hoped to one day be a scientist and be able to reveal even more about the mysterious workings of the universe. Not even the irkens fully understood it.
"The interactions between matter and energy have always fascinated me," she dictated out loud as she typed her intro. "The complexity of subatomic particles-"
"Hey, Ariva, there yo
Take Care...Warnings: Fluff and Slash dont like it? Hit the BACK button RIGHT NOWTake Care...6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Pairing/s: Perryshmirtz, hints of PhiFerb
Perry the platypus, well once was a platypus, due to an experiment gone wrong in his owners place. He still lives with them, but not as a pet, the boys treat him like a brother. But he could never shake the feeling theyre hiding something.
Perry went down the hatch to his secret lair, opened the incoming message and Major Monogram appeared on screen.
Good morning Agent P
Said agent saluted.
Your nemesis, Dr. Doofensmirtz, seemed to be inactive these past few days. We want you to find out what hes doing.
NOT doing, sir interrupted Carl.
Monogram coughed, Not doing, were counting on you, agent P
Perry went to his jet and his signature theme song played.
As soon as the D.E.Inc building the evil jingle was heard in the backgr
Keep Your Enemies Closer Ch 10After the incident, Doofenshmirtz virtually fell off the face of the Earth. He still owned Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, but he no longer occupied the building. He had left Danville, and he hadn't made contact with anybody. Not even his daughter knew where he was. The Agency was completely stumped.Keep Your Enemies Closer Ch 105 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
What he had done was he had moved out into the country. He bought a small place in the woods where no travelers could accidentally happen upon him. He built a small lab inside, and to avoid detection, would sometimes travel hours away to different stores to get supplies. It would all be worth it, in the end.
He'd been working for months on this one project. This one project that would turn everything back to normal. He gave up his entire life for this, and now, it was finally ready. The Memory Revive-inator. Capable of restoring anyone's memory, regardless of how they lost it. It shoots a small dart into the person's head, and it sends out electrical impulses, so the affected part of the
PhineasXFerb FanFictionPhineas laid out on the spacious lawn, watching as his brother fix their car. Things had changed over the years, Candace had gone off to college with her fiancee Jeremy, Yes, fiancee and her best friend Stacy. Isabella had given up her crush on Phineas and started chasing after Buford, and Phineas was now 16, Ferb 17. One thing that didnt change though was Phineass imagination. The only reason he wasnt off doing something fun was because he didnt have engineering skills his brother has, so his plans were useless until Ferb was done fixing the car. His back up plan was gone to since Perry was no where to be found, and he REALLY didnt want to watch TV with his parents, so he sat there quietly.PhineasXFerb FanFiction6 years ago in General More Like This
Ferb glanced over a couple times at his younger step-brother. He felt bad for causing the boy to be bored, but Phineas was always bored when they werent doing something completely insane. Ferb finished up on the car and shut the hood. Glancing over at
Keep Your Enemies Closer Ch 7Heinz glanced over occasionally at Perry, who was practically bouncing out of his seat with anticipation for this... horse derby. What in the world was it about a horse derby that made Perry like this? It didn't really seem to suit him. Maybe a boxing match or something, but a horse derby?Keep Your Enemies Closer Ch 75 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
As Heinz continued to think, they were coming closer and closer to their destination. Soon, they turned onto the street they were supposed to, but there were absolutely no parking spots.
Seeing the slightly dejected look about having to wait longer on Perry's face, Heinz said, "Not to fear, Perry the platyperson! I installed this device called the Car-Incinerator-Inator." As a demonstration, Heinz pushed a large button on the dash that unveiled a complicated-looking device on the top of the car. In an instant, a flash of light came, and the car in front of them was turned to ash. "See? Now there's no need to search everywhere to find a decent parking spot!"
Perry gave Heinz a slightly pointed look, h
Seeing Red Seeing Red - Buford/BaljeetSeeing Red6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: I do not own anything/anyone mentioned in this work of fiction
Prompt: 86. 'Seeing Red'
86. Seeing Red
He was furious, livid, shaking with anger as he allowed the shattered remains of his new calculator to slip between his fingers.
The attack on his property had been completely unwarranted, but Buford couldn't help himself.
He loved to see Baljeet mad.
He wasn't sure why, to be honest. Perhaps because it was a side of the small Indian boy he rarely got to see, his usual retaliation was a meek whimper or feigned indifference. He had to work hard to get the boy angry, to get him to actually stick up for himself, but it was well worth the effort.
Anger looked good on the boy. It was a shame he resorted to it so little.
If he did, they'd probably be on even footing with one another. Baljeet, while not quite as intelligent as
The cat returns - Matters of the heartThe cat returns - Matters of the heart2 years ago in Romance More Like This
His usual dreams would start out pleasant, like when dreaming of his Baroness and times past. Of the last time he saw her, he kissed her softly on the hand before she was taken, that moment in his dreams lasted longer than it ever did in real time, and he treasured every second. In his awake life, his heart ache of never seeing her again however, had lasted forever. He could only imagine that she had been killed in the war, thoughts of the different ways it could have happened haunted him. Was she crushed by a destroyed house? Did she try to escape when her owner left without her? Did her owner treasure her enough to run with her under her arm? Some nights, sleep was hopeless, and despite his calm demeanor, found himself chucking his cane across the room in frustration.
Days of recent have been different, though. Since that day of meeting Haru, the imagines in his head when he finally fell asleep for the night had become peaceful. Some even made the stalwart figurine blush.
In his hobb
DXP Silent Love ch1Perry laid underneath the tree outside in the back yard as usual and of course Phineas and Ferb discussed what there were going to do today, Perry blinked and walked to the side of the house and knocked on the wood, the door opened he put his brown hat on and stood on his two webbed feet and got into the pod. He fell down the tunnel and into his usual chair.DXP Silent Love ch16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Agent P we have a mission for you Dr. Doofenshmirtz has been stealing some platypuses and metal from auto junk yards. Go see what hes up to. Carl spoke briefly.
Perry sighed and got into his hover car and speeded off to Dr. Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. Ah he smashed threw the window and hid behind a pillar, Doofenshmirtz had his evil laugh going and Perry walked to face Doofenshmirtz.
Ah, Perry the platypus! So you came to try and stop me form my most evilest plan to date! Doofenshmirtz exclaimed, Perry sighed he mentally slapped himself this whole thing was everyday routine.
Just Another Lesbian Love SongThis is just another lesbian love songJust Another Lesbian Love Song10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Just another group of words with a lackluster tune
So you can sit and listen, you can wonder what I'm on
To think that I got a chance of speaking up in this room.
This is not the tired over-done story
Of a sudden shocking self-realization
She wasn't the first girl I could see,
And our love was never a startling one.
There was no big fight with our parents
There was no scandal at school
That really wouldn't have made any sense-
All this girl-kiss-girl is nothing new.
So this was normal for people like me
It was average for people like us
There's really not too much to say or see-
But we were two girls in love, and that's enough
There just seem to be all of these love songs
Where guy meets girl and they fall in love
I just want one to show that our love's not wrong-
That isolated closet's not enough.
Yeah, this is just another lesbian love song
Same boring story about dyke-meets-dyke
This is just another lesbian love song
In case you wanted t
More than Enemies. Ch 1 It was an average day for the platypus as he was called into work. Perry traveled down the tube and walked through the familiar underground hideout. Everything was such a routine, the secret agent felt like he could run through the whole thing with his eyes closed. Little did Perry know that his whole world was about to be turned upside-down and inside-out. Perry's surperior, Major Monogram, appeared on screen as usual.More than Enemies. Ch 14 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Good morning Agent P.", Monogram said in a slightly casual tone. "The evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz is at it again. For whatever reason this time, he's been buying his normal electrical equipment but the odd thing is all the books he's been buying and checking out of the library. The books he's been gathering cover the topics of sociology, psychology, biology, and anthropology. He's also bought copy paper and a case of colored pencils. We're not really sure why he's doing this but you know what do to. Stop any evil that man may be up to. Good luck Agent P!"
I'll Be"Can Can I have this dance?"I'll Be4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Baljeet was seated in a field of grass, trying to make sense of what just happened when he heard a voice. He looked up to see Buford standing with an outstretched hand and gasped. Buford? But this wasn't possible. Buford wasn't here. Buford couldn't be here he was dead.
But here he was with a crooked smile on his face, tattered tux jacket and red stains across the chest. Acting like nothing was wrong. Like they hadn't just been in a car accident that had sent them tumbling into a ditch.
Baljeet's hand started to tremble as he put it into Buford's. He was pulled to stand, and into his chest. He was hit with immediate warmth, not from the blood soaked shirt, but instead from Buford himself. Baljeet latched his arms onto Buford as well as he could, sobs overtaking his small frame.
"Buford I I thought I lost you!" He cried, burying his face in Buford's chest. He didn't care how dirty he got, or how much they both smelled like gasoline a
The Story of FujimotoFujimoto ate his dinner rather quickly despite the fact that his mother was shaking her head with disapprovement.The Story of Fujimoto6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"What?" He asked with his mouth full.
"You're going to choke!" His mother yelled.
"Whatever gets me to the ocean quicker." He took a swig of milk and swallowed the last of his sushi. He jumped from his seat. "Bye, Mom!"
"Don't stay out too long!" She yelled after him as he ran outside and to teh ocean, which was fairly close to his house. She smiled. He laughed as he splashed in sea, his red hair glistening in the sunset. "Come in, sweetheart!"
"Aw, okay!" He replied, running back to his house. "Mom, did you see me? I was splashing!"
"I saw you." She smiled, catching her son in a big hug. He giggled, hugging her back. Everything was perfect.
Fujimoto, now a teenager, sat on his bed, tuning his radio. He finally got to his favorite station and smiled.
"Finally!" He yelled. His stomach growled. "I hope Mom and Dad come home soon from the grocery store. I'm starving." After wa