Team JacobTeam Jacob6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
WHY AM I TEAM JACOB?
1. real men don't sparkle
2. vampires are over rated
3. werewolves don't get enough love
4. Edward doesn't walk around half naked
5. Native American guys are hot
6. Jacob is fluffy
7. wolves kick ass
8. I can take the heat
9. I'm not afraid of the big bad wolf
10. I'd rather have a cuddly space heater than a giant sparkly rock
11. Jacob doesn't watch you while your sleeping
12. Jacob would take you cliff diving
13. Jacob is ANIMALISTIC
14. he does it DOGGIE STYLE
15. Jacob isn't an overprotective stalker
16. He's not a giant ice cube
17. If you were in danger, he wouldn't run away to keep you safe, he would stand and fight
18. dogs are people's best friends
19. you wouldn't have to change to be with him
20. to many people are obsessed with Sparkle Man
Jacob BlackTall, lengthy, awkward and full of grace,Jacob Black7 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
A bundle of joy of a fluffy amber,
Your hand is warm against my face,
In your arms you confuse me and make me tamper.
Without you Id fall, plume to the ground,
November, December, January, on and on,
When he was away I was lost not to be found,
You open my eyes brought me to life, make me see the new dawn.
Your love is always true,
Even if you cant be fully human all the time,
Your happy nature your soft smile, you can never be blue,
Yet I can not be with you because of him, its a crime.
So just for this moment take me away,
Make it warm and bright and let your love never turn gray.
20 ways to annoy Jacob Black1. Force him to wear a pink collar20 ways to annoy Jacob Black6 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Ask him what its like to lose to a guy who sparkles
3. Take down all missing boy posters of him and replace with missing dog posters
4. Take him to the vets to be neutured
5. For every Christmas / Birthday buy him something made of silver
6. Get him and Edward in a room together and sing 'Hot 'n' cold' to them
7. Just before he phases describe Sam in a dress with as much vivid detail as possible. Making sure that when hes in his wolf form hes still thinking about it. (*may require assistance from Edward and possible Jasper to do this )
8. Ensure that all the wolf pack including Sam are in their wolf forms for the above ^^
9. Steal his clothes once he's fazed.
10. Remind him that one day the first girl he loved will be his mother in law.
11. Force him to watch the American werewolf series
12. Remind him constantly that hes not actually a real werewolf XD
13. Remind him that it was his idea to go cliff diving in the first place, and that if
Jacob Black by Bella SwanJacob, my JacobJacob Black by Bella Swan8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Where should I start?
I know he has
A piece of my heart
That I feel
Not even knowing
What is real
His skin is scorching
But comforting too
A protective Werewolf
And a friend thats true
The sun in my sky
On a darkened day
Hed be much more
If he had his way
In a Different time
In a different place
Wed be together
Face to face
Hed be mine
And I'd be his
Sealing our love
How to: Make Jacob Love You10 ways to make Jacob Black fall in love with you:How to: Make Jacob Love You6 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
10. Tell him you like your men hot and sweaty
9. Growl at him whenever he gets near you
8. Insult Edward both to his face and behind his back
7. Cook for him. A LOT.
6. Complain that your nose is burning - "Those bloodsuckers really reek."
5. When you talk to him, refer to him as "My Jacob". For example: "How is My Jacob today?" and "My Jacob, please fetch me a space heater."
4. Shiver a lot, even when indoors. When he hugs you to warm you up, tell him he's hot.
3. Laugh at all his jokes, especially the 'blonde' ones.
2. Tell him your favourite character from X-Men is Wolverine
and the number one way to make Jacob Black fall in love with you:
1. Buy a broken down car and ask him to fix it. When it's fixed, break it again!
TWILIGHT VS. ANIMEHello and welcome to the Anime vs. Twilight competition, where we select a few of your favourite anime/manga characters and pit them against the Twilightians (lol, I love that word).TWILIGHT VS. ANIME6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Now, today we have:
Jasper vs. Naruto Uzumaki
Carlisle vs. Allen Walker
James vs. Itachi Uchiha
Emmet vs. Kurosaki Ichigo
Edward vs. Edward (Elric... duh)
LET THE BATTLES BEGIN!!!!
JASPER VS. NARUTO UZUMAKI
Jasper walks onto the stage, looking at the miniature teen ninja standing opposite. "So, you're my enemy I suppose, Naruto, is it?"
"Yeah, sure is! Uzumaki Naruto- BELIEVE IT!" shouts Naruto across the stage to Jasper
"Um, sure, I believe you." says Jasper, raising his eyebrows slightly.
Jasper and Naruto crouch into fighting positions, and the bell dings. Jasper rushes forward and Naruto summons up Rasengan Shuriken and just misses Jasper.
"Hah! You can't catch me!" shouts Jasper.
Naruto stops, looking very frustrated, and then, he smiles. "EAT THIS!" Naruto summons up Kagebushin- lots of them- hun
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10. Never use English around him instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesnt find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
20 Reasons to LOVE Jacob Black20 Reasons to LOVE Jacob Black6 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives More Like This
1) He is almost guaranteed to always be half naked
2.) You can cut costs in winter and throw away all heaters, get Jacob to warm you up
3.) He is naturally warm, who wants to shiver every time they touch someone?
4.) If you need someone to stick their hand in a mower, get Jacob... If he cuts himself he will heal quickly
5.) Forget Mechanics, Jacob will fix/repair/restore most things for free.
6.) He doesnt speak as if he lives in the early 1900s *cough, Edward, cough*
7.) He can be your pet dog AND your boyfriend at the same time
8.) He cracks blonde jokes at Rosalie
9.) If you got married, you could save money on clothes, since he only ever wears pants
10.) Jacobs a more in name than Edward
11.) If you didnt have room in the fridge for leftovers, he can eat them for you
12.) Need to get fit? Use him as a punching bag (he wont feel it)
13.) He kisses spontaneously
14.) Jacob gives bear hugs -10X better than normal hu
Pains of JacobI thought we could be togetherPains of Jacob8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I thought I could make things clearer,
that it was you I sought.
I love you Bella.
But you wouldn't listen,
couldn't you feel your love for this fella?
Beyond my limits I hastened.
Thought that you'd change,
but your mind was forever his
and your heart strange.
I will always remember this.
The feeling of loneliness,
when your heart stops beating
and when I plummet to my abyss,
as I think of your feeding.
I love you too.
I thought there was a chance.
But soon I saw through.
You didn't love me, in that way, you never spared a second glance.
Though I felt it when you kissed me back.
Your mind was his, you were gone.
I wasn't your Jacob Black.
I will never see you during dawn.
While heard he took your hand.
The agony spiraling through me.
I was the one damned.
How could you let me be?
Come back. Stay.
that was all I needed.
The words that made me feel this way,
a numbing to my heart as it bleeded.
But time has come when you
Love Under Fire part 3Love Under Fire part 37 years ago in Teen More Like This
Naruto and Hinata walked down the street across from Ichikaru's Ramen, both stuffed with the delicious soup and noodles they supplied.
Naruto laughed and rubbed his midsection, Now, that brings back memories! I haven't been this full since Ebisu, that closet pervert treated me out to Ramen! he said chuckling.
Hinata nodded at him, also massaging her stomach. She'd never eaten so much, but it was so good, and it was even better eating it with Naruto.
Naruto..., she thought as she gazed at him dreamily. She sighed and looked away. Hinata knew that she'd never get up the courage to tell him, and from the looks of it, he wasn't perceptive enough to notice her feelings.
Then she had an idea of who to ask for help. Um, Naruto? I've got to be somewhere, but if you can, I'd like to see you again this afternoon? At the Hokage's Faces? Hinata's sentences came out slowly and cautiously, trying not to stutter.
Uh? Naruto said, a puzzled exp
Twilight sagaTwilight saga book cover meanings:Twilight saga6 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
Twilight: Represents the forbidden fruit. Edward cannot drink from Bella
New Moon: Represents undying love, and or a bleeding rose. Bella's literally bleeding love for edward.
Eclipse: Represents how Bella must make a decision to choose either Jacob or Edward. How she must give a little of herself to both of them, but by doing that, a little thread of both relationships come off.
Breaking Dawn: Represents how Bella changes from a human to a vampire. The red pawn stands for warmth, blood, and weakness, while the queen stands for coldness, beauty, and power.
TLoS: World at War Ch. 42It was long past into the night when Zoidius finally woke up. He was still feeling light-headed from transforming and he drowsily looked around the dark room. He looked down to see himself lying on a big soft bed. He had tried to remember what had happened. His eyes went wide as he remembered his transformation and that Dempsey and Nikolai were probably being held prisoner in the village. He jumped off and ran outside. Millions of stars were visible and he looked up to see the two moons getting closer. He heard laughing and he turned his head to west where the village was. There was a bright glow coming from the direction. He sprinted to the village and stopped to find that there were many colored lanterns hanging around the houses and the caves. Groups of dragons were walking by, groups were standing in a corner laughing and talking. Some of them looked at Zoidius,TLoS: World at War Ch. 424 years ago in Settings More Like This
TLoS: World at War Ch. 43"Vell, zis is not vhat I expected." said Richtofen. Ever since arriving, he was getting increasingly disatisfied with the island. "I zought zis was known as the Vhite Isles. Instead, ve get dark gray in a sea of blue..."TLoS: World at War Ch. 434 years ago in Settings More Like This
"We're not here to sightsee Richtofen," said Spyro, walking ahead, "We're here to meet a very important person. Hopefully, he can help us."
"Speaking of vhich, who is zis someone?" Richtofen and Takeo followed. "You have to failed to mention ze name."
"His name is the Chronicler. He is known as the wisest dragon out here, and he spoke to me several times in my dreams. I only hope that I'm not going insane and hope to find something useful out here." answered Spyro.
"I trust in you, Spyro." said Takeo, Arisaka out and aimed at all sides. "So does the doctor. Right?"
"Ja Herr Spyro..." assured Richtofen. After sometime
Childhood FriendsChildhood FriendsChildhood Friends5 years ago in Sketches More Like This
"SURPRISE!" screamed all of Ash's friends and family as he walked in the door. Ash jumped back in surprise, and stared bewildered at all the faces in front of him. "He-hey everyone, what's all this about?" asked Ash, still not completely back into his right mind. "Oh, PUH-LEASE! Mr. Pokémon master, you know what this is for." replied his red-haired friend Misty. "Hey Misty! long time no see!" he was about to walk over and give her a hug, when his mother rushed towards him and held him in a tight embrace. "OH LOOK AT MY LITTLE BOY! ALL GROWN UP INTO A FINE YOUNG MAN! NO YOU CAN'T BE TWENTY, YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO STAY MY LITLE BOY FOREVER! UGH! BUT I AM STILL SO PROUD OF YOU! AND-" "Woah mom." said Ash giving his mom and little pat on her back for reassurance. Mrs. Ketchum broke her grasp on her son, and apologized, but continued to let tears fill her eyes. Misty then swiped the next hug, "Con
The Truth Hurts, Doesn't It?Everyone has a secret.The Truth Hurts, Doesn't It?4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Its the razor blade under their pillow.
The end of a toothbrush covered in bile,
Even a loaded gun stashed in your closet that was somehow 'misplaced'.
Its only the name of a crush scribbled over and over on a crumpled piece of paper,
The quiet whispers of where you snuck out to last night.
How you really passed that test.
Its the innocent sayings that hurt the most,
Pent up emotion that cuts the deepest
Your kin by blood that deal the killing blows.
Yet you continue to let them close enough to see the pain in your eyes,
Under the false hopes that instead of pushing you away,
They would accept you for what you are.
A monster of your own creation.
Don't try to change a creature of habit,
Never trust the wind to break your fall,
Promise you won't hide from something that is truly blind to reality.
Each person shouldn't have to change their ways
In order to be accepted by a society
Which stores their own s
Gay, why yes I am-1Not a GirlGay, why yes I am-14 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I am not a girl.
That was the first realization that hit me
Before I wanted to play with dolls
Before I wanted to kiss boys
That I was not a girl.
After that I understood exactly what was wrong with me.
I was a boy,
That was the biggest problem.
Boys could not be Girls
Like Dogs could not be Cats.
It was not supposed to happen
But I wanted to be a girl!
I wanted it and I prayed for it
But they told me God doesn't listen
To Boys who want to be Girls.
Dark CarnivalDark Carnival4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Come one and all
To the greatest show of them all
Just follow the path down the hall
Please follow the rules and don't lean against the wall
In case of a brawl
Just get out with a crawl
Boys and girls of every age
It matters not, you'll still fit in the cage
There's a special room for all the young boys
We got joys, toys that everyone enjoys
Convoys, cowboys, nothing that annoys
But it is simply a decoy
Nothing but a ploy
Don't you get it? We are a bunch of killjoys!
For the young girls, all pretty and nice
We got a cool room made entirely of ice
The time will come and once you splice
You better not ask me for some deice
We will slice and dice
Not once but twice
Not much of a vice
But it will suffice
And to all the parents that left their kids alone
How would you like a broken jawbone?
You need to grow a backbone
While we have you carve out your gravestone
Rest assured, you are no gemstone
When I get done with you, you'll be nothing but a mindless drone
Because this behavior I just don
TLoS: World at War Ch. 50Zoidius was lying unconscious in a steel cage in the middle of a cave. There were other cages around him, some with other dragon prisoners. One in particular, had been trying to force Zoidius to wake.TLoS: World at War Ch. 504 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Zoidius!" the inmate said. "Wake up!" The black dragon didn't even move an inch. Frustrated, the prisoner tried again. "Zoidius!" Still no respone. This time, the prisoner found a small rock and tossed it at his head.
"Huh?" he groaned as the rock went through the bars and hit his head. He slowly stood up, pain shooting through his entire body and head, while doing so. He looked around, but it was very dark with the only light source was a brazier in the middle of the cave itself. While not bright, it provided enough light for Zoidius to make out the details of the other prisoners.
"Zoid! Thank goodness..." the inmate sighed. "The way the apes threw you in,
nessie and jake XMAS SPECIALRenessmee & Jacob Christmas Specialnessie and jake XMAS SPECIAL5 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Everything was very festive in the Cullen household, my girlfriend was halfway through her final year at Forks high and i was finally finished with school. i was still not as smart as her though!
Nessie and me had been a couple for a few weeks but they were the best weeks of my life. i could finally be with her the way i have wanted to be for a very long time.
The Christmas holidays had finally come for Nessie and so we were spending a lot more time with each other.
to me everything was swell.
i walked through the big white door into the Cullens house, this was my second home and i was soon going to be moving in.Hopefully.
i had got used to the smell of the Cullens it was almost growing on me though it still kind of stung my nose.
Nessie was standing on the other side of the door, she had obviously heard me coming.
"Hey! How was your day?" she asked smiling her amazing smile.
"It was OK i guess. but i missed you like crazy i was really getting on eve
TLoS: World at War Ch. 52Lenin slowly glided across the darkening, purple sky. The entire flight had been quiet. Dempsey was too upset to talk. He felt he was abandoning a friend to the merciless hands of the apes. Nikolai offered Dempsey some of his vodka. Dempsey looked at the bottle, shrugged and took a swig. Nikolai pat his back and capped the drink.TLoS: World at War Ch. 524 years ago in Settings More Like This
"See? Vodka will always make things better. At least, for a while." Nikolai smiled and looked forward.
Dempsey then allowed a smile of his own to creep across his face. The vodka somehow cheered him up, a little at least.
"When we get back to that mountain, there will be hell to pay!" he growled.
"I'll drink to that comrade!" laughed Nikolai and he uncapped the bottle. He took one long draught and capped it again. Lenin seemed a bit perked up by the sudden change in mood as he increased his speed from a glide to actual flapping o
In The StarsScotty's heart was beating with the force of a landslide and it had nothing to do with his close call in the water distribution tubes.In The Stars5 years ago in General More Like This
Stepping out onto the bridge with Kirk, surrounded by security and confronted by a very determined Vulcan, his eyes had strayed out at the faces of the shocked crew. It had been a while since he'd seen so many people, and he felt oddly uncomfortable at being involved in the center of attention. He made an attempt to step back, but the security was unyielding, which only added to the awkwardness of the situation. His attention went back out to the crowd, but this time it found two of the bluest eyes he'd ever seen.
The belonged to a young man sitting at the helm, pale skinned with a mess of curls, and the softest looking pink lips he could ever remember seeing. It wasn't just the six months of seclusion playing tricks with his brain, there were enough attractive females on the bridge for him to focus on if that was the case, but this felt like the first
TLoS: World at War Ch. 40Toran stood there in silence, with Dempsey still struggling under his paw.TLoS: World at War Ch. 404 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Let him go!" ordered Cursed Zoidius again.
"Wha...? What is this...?" Toran began. His only answer was a charge from Cursed Zoidius. Toran yelped in surprised and tried to kick Cursed Zoidius off, but he was pinned on the ground. Zoidius's strength had increased by a factor of five and Toran couldn't match it. Dempsey then rolled away and onto his feet when Toran was taken down. He ran up to Nikolai.
"What the fuck is this?" he asked Nikolai and watching Cursed Zoidius.
"How the hell should I know?" Nikolai responded. "I've never seen something like this."
Toran grunted in effort as he tried in vain to escape. Cursed Zoidius growled and lowered his head to Toran's.
"You! All we wanted was a place to stay for one night! One damn night! You ruin it by accusing us of being spies a
SuicidePretend all I want,Suicide3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
but it crosses my mind daily.
Pretend all I want,
but it makes me smile lightly.
Will you notice me then?
When I'm bleeding on the bathroom floor,
Will you stop to think I'm beautiful?
When I'm dead and bleeding,
will you notice me then?
When I'm not just that loner girl,
I'm the loner girl,
who put herself in a casket.
What if I just bleed enough
to knock me unconscious?
Will you look at me then?
Will you look at my eyes,
and be grateful they reflect light,
or just see me as another lost cause.
Saying suicide is selfish
is so fucking selfish.
You have no idea.
So don't pretend,
and don't say you know how I feel,
because you don't.
You don't know what it's like,
to be borderline suicidal.
TLoS: World at War Ch. 54Richtofen watched Dempsey talk to his new guns like some sort of psychopath.TLoS: World at War Ch. 544 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Dempsey, I know you are happy, but ve should formulating a plan to rescue our friend instead of watching make out vith your veapons like it is some sort of whore." Richtofen shook his head in disgust.
"Man fuck you, I'll make out with my guns whenever I want to." Dempsey growled. He kissed his guns again, though this time more to spite Richtofen instead of actual happiness.
Richtofen sighed and looked at his upgraded MP-40.
"You know, you need a proper name. MP-40 doesn't seem quite right, from this moment henceforth, you are now zhe Afterburner." he proclaimed.
"What? You actually named your gun Richtofen?" Nikolai asked, giving him a weird look.
"Vhy not? I've used it for so long, and it's now different from zhe other models of MP-40s, it seems only right zhat I name zhis one." Richtofen replied, slinging the Afterburner onto his