Simpsons Fanfic ProfilesLisa Marie Simpson
Occupation: Student at New Springfield High School
Parents: Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson
Siblings: Bart and Maggie
Friends: Allison, Alex, Samantha
Enemies: Sherri, Terri, Jessica
Crushes: Colin, Luke, Jesse
Hobbies: Playing saxophone, reading old novels
Lisa is just your average teenage girl. Well, an average teenage girl with an IQ of 167 and large vocabulary. Now attending high school, Lisa's gotten more popular, along with a couple of friends. Even now, she's still tormented by Sherri and Terri, but occasionally brushes it off. Becoming more like her mother, Lisa takes up some of the family duties and always tries to get them to eat vegetarian meals. Until now, her past starts haunting her and she finds her life going down the drain. But the one thing that bothers her the most: not having a boyfriend.
Bartholemew Jojo Simpson
Occupation: Student at NSHS, asst. manager of Android's Dungeon
Parents: Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson
Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter 2Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter 29 years ago in Humor More Like This
Sasuke sighed. How come school was so boring? Now he had to sit next to that new chick. What was her name again? Oh yeah. Naruta. He looked over at her. She was doodling little monsters and what-not. Sasuke coughed, and looked down at his desk. He had no paper. He had no pencil. He had forgotten all his things at home. He had over-slept studing for a test that turned out to be rescheduled, and rushed to school. He was super-tired. But he had to take notes. And the only person to ask for a piece of paper and a pencil was...
"Hey," Sasuke whispered. Naruta looked at him.
"Got any paper? and a pencil?"
"Uh, I can do the pencil part, but not the paper. I'll get you a piece." Naruta poked the boy in front of her. He turned around and blushed.
"Hi. I forgot a piece of paper. Could I borrow a piece?" she asked with an innocent twinkle in her eyes.
"Sure..." he gave her a sheet.
Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter ThreeSexy no Jutsu: Chapter Three9 years ago in Humor More Like This
Naruto woke to his annoying alarm clock. He slammed it down on his nightstand, then threw it to the ground. It continued to ring.
"D'mit." he mumbled. "Shut up...!" he picked up the alarm clock and looked at the time. 6:45. He groaned. "I dun wanna got to skooooool...More sleeeeeep..." he curled back under his covers. His gears started clicking. "OH MY GOD, SCHOOOOOL!!! I'M GONNA BE LAAAAAATE!!!!!!" he jumped out of bed and quickly warmed up some ramen, and got into some clothes. He did hand signs. "TRANSFORM!" he transformed into Naruta, and quickly ate her ramen. "DAMN IT, I'M GONNA BE LAAAAATE!!" she ran out the door and saw Sasuke walking down the street. Oh, she thought. It's Sasuke. He thinks he's soooooo cool. Walking to school alone. What a dickhead. She smirked a bit. But there's no reason that I couldn't mess with him a bit.
"Heeeeey...You're that kid who asked me for a pencil the other day," she said, trying not to sou
Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter Eight Naruta unlocked the door and threw her converse off somewhere. She grabbed a remote off her dresser and turned on her stereo. It started playing 'This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race' by Fall Out Boy. Naruta began to sing along.Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter Eight9 years ago in Humor More Like This
"This ain't a scene, it's a God damn arms race," she sang quietly while she surfed on demand. "Is there anything you want to see in particular?" she asked, looking at Sasuke.
"Eh, not really," he said, sitting down next to her.
"OH MY GOD!" Naruta smacked Sasuke in the face and ran towards the stereo.
"Ow! What the hell was that for?!" he demanded. Naruta was soon squealing.
"THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG!" she screamed. "It's called Killer Likes Candy~" she said, looking at him. "And I'm a killer," she pulled a sucker out of her pocket and started unwrapping it. "Who likes candy." she concluded before popping it in her mouth. She walked over to Sasuke and sat down next to him. "Sorry for slapping you. I was excited." she said smiling.
Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter FourSexy no Jutsu: Chapter Four9 years ago in Humor More Like This
Damn. Damn damn damn damn, Sasuke thought. He was mad. He was minding his own business until these drooling fangirls chased him, then he met up with Naruta, then she says that they're going out. Why was life so hard?! He saw Naruta at her locker. She was hitting her head on the inside of her door.
"Oh God, what have I done, What have I done? I'm such an idiot, I'm such an IDIOT!" she said out loud to herself. "Why did I do that? I'm such an idiot!" she looked at her hands. "I can't believe myself. This is so stupid. I should just drop this stupid prank and forget about it." she closed her locker and buried her face in her hands. "God, if Sasuke finds out about this...I'll...I'll be dead." Sasuke had a confused look on his face. "And if Iruka-sensei finds out...I'll be dead either way. I have to make sure no one finds out."
"Finds out about what?" Sasuke asked. His eyes widened and he covered his mouth. Naruta looked over to the corner where Sasuke wa
Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter Nine "So, you're from the Sand Village, right?" Naruta asked Gaara.Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter Nine9 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Yeah...That's right," Gaara said, "The Sand Village."
"Ooooooooooo! So, do you know any jutsus that are like, really not known here?" Even though Naruta wasn't Naruto at the moment, but curiousity would always be in her blood vessels, traveling down from her brain to the bottom of her toes. "Isn't the Sand Village popular for like, WIND jutsus or something?"
"Yes, WIND jutsus or something. I do Sand jutsus." he said, pointing his finger at the ground, then pulling up sand from the ground.
"OoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruta stared in awe. She poked at the sand, which felt like a rock. "How do you DO that?!"
"...Genetics?" Gaara answered.
"Sure, I'll buy it," Naruta said, easily amused by the sand. She poked at it until Gaara let go of it. "That's amazing! I wish I could do that..."
Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter SixSexy no Jutsu: Chapter Six9 years ago in Humor More Like This
Naruta woke up the next morning and looked at her clock. 4:36, am. She sat up and a long lock of blonde hair fell in her face. She went to blow it out of her face, but stopped. Her eyes widened.
"My hair...Wasn't this long..." she shot up and stumbled out of bed and landed on the floor with a THUD. She stood up and raced to her mirror. The ponytails were still there. "Oh...My...God...TRANSFORM!" she smacked her hands together and nothing happened. "Oh no...Oh no oh no oh no...Master Iruka warned us about this...Oh God...Oh God...OH GOD..." she grabbed her pigtails and yanked them downward. "What am I gonna do, What am I gonna do, What am I gonna DO?!?!" she was on the verge of screamy bloody murder, so she quickly ran to her bed and screamed into her pillow. She looked at her calander. It was Saturday. "Saturday. That means I have time to plan. I need to start planning now before-" she blinked. "Before...Uh...STUFF HAPPENS! Yes. That's it. That's what I was goin
Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter FiveSexy no Jutsu: Chapter Five9 years ago in Humor More Like This
What's going on around here?! Naruta thought as she walked toward school. Sasuke wasn't supposed to kiss me...Sasuke wasn't supposed to LIKE me!! she blushed and quickened her pace. She bumped into someone.
"Oh! I'm sorry! Huh?" The person turned around. "KIBA?!"
"Oh. Hi there, Naruta. Why are you all red?" he asked.
"Uh, No reason..." she said. "So, uh, you always walk this way? Yesterday I saw you coming from over there..." she said pointing into a house.
"Oh. That's my aunt's place. I stayed there yesterday." he said.
"Ohhh...I didn't know. Sorry," she said quietly. "Uh, I gotta go...To school. Bye..." she hurried away. Ugh, Kiba's so creepy! Anyway, back to my ranting. Sasuke wasn't supposed to FALL for me. That's just creepy! she came up to the school. "Oh. I'm here." she walked into school, feeling quite spacey. No one said hi to her today. All the girls gave her angry glares. When she re
Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter SevenSexy no Jutsu: Chapter Seven9 years ago in Humor More Like This
"This Naruta Uzume has GOT to go! We need to chase her out of the Kohona! As long as she gets away from Sasuke!"
"I totally agree with you, Miss Leader! She needs to go, all the way to the Suna!" Sakura shouted, and all the girls agreed with her.
"Now calm down girls. We need to coax her away from Sasuke. Like getting a baby away from a bottle to a sippy-cup. You get me?" Miss Leader said. Slowly, 'Oooooooooooooooooooooh's slipped out of the girls mouths. "Well, now that everyone's on the same page...Sakura Haruno, and Ino Yamanaka!"
"Yes ma'am!" the two girls saluted at their leader.
"You two will get information on Naruta. Understood?"
"Yes ma'am!" they said and they ran out of their secret head-quarters. The lunch bell rang, and the doors exploded, leading out almost half the kids in the building. After a few minutes, a couple walked out of the building. It was Naruta and Kiba.
"Wait, Kiba? I thought
Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter Ten Sasuke and Naruta walked towards Sasuke's house, holding hands the whole way. Both of their thoughts were racing through their minds.Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter Ten9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Oh God, why did I agree to this? Sasuke thought, She'll probably break something important, she's such a ditz.
First thing I'm gonna do is break something IMPORTANT!! Naruta thought. Her nose tickled slightly. "Ah-CHOO!!" she covered her mouth with her hands.
"Whoa, bless you." Sasuke said. "Do you usually sneeze that loudly?" Naruto blinked and giggled slightly.
"Heh, no." she said. "Well, I won't touch your hand, since I sneezed. Lead the way." Sasuke shrugged and continued to lead the way. Naruta yawned.
"We're here," Sasuke said. "Home, not so sweet, home." he unlocked the door. He walked into his house, still neat. He sighed in relief, and threw his book on the couch. Naruta looked around. It seem lonely, and there was a kind of heaviness in the air. She loo
Sexy no Jutsu: Chapter OneSexy no Jutsu: Chapter One9 years ago in Humor More Like This
It was a sunny day in the Kohona village. Naruto had just come home from school, and he was thinking of some pranks he could pull on his fellow classmates.
"Hmm...This one will be the best!" he snickered with glee. "I'll use the Sexy Jutsu to be a girl, and go to school. I'll be the new girl! But I'll need a name..." Naruto rubbed his chin with thought. It suddenly came to him. "Naruta Uzume! No one will suspect a thing!!" To carry out his 'evil' plot, he'd need a wardrobe. "Better head to the mall before it closes," he said before doing some hand signs. "Transform!" he turned into a girl, around his age, not like an adult like he usually did. "A bit busty, but it'll do." He put on a sweater, and headed to the mall. He went to a girly store. First, he had to find out his bra size, (which turned out to be a 30C) and some shirts and pants, and a couple skirts. The total came to about 25 dollars, so he put a pair of pants back. After his little trip, he went home.
30 Ways to Annoy Georg Listing30 Ways to Annoy Georg Listing30 Ways to Annoy Georg Listing8 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Hide his hair straightener. (Thanks Theyaylady)
2. Jump out of a random closet, scream as you shove a rock in his mouth and walk away as though nothing has happened.
3. Constantly remind him that he spends more time on his hair than the average American girl.
4. Creep up behind him the middle of the night singing The Itsy Bitsy Spider.
5. Paint his guitar bright pink with a yellow lightening stripe.
6. Draw a mustache on his face in permanent marker while he sleeps.
7. Laugh hysterically when he wakes up to discover your lovely artwork.
8. Lean very close to his face, until your noses are almost touching, and loudly declare Im wearing new socks today!
9. Spend all of your free time thinking up ways to annoy him.
10. Light a match, CAREFULLY hold it close to his hair and say This is a hold up, nobody move and Georgs hair doesnt pay the ultimate price!
11. Ask if he would like a kiwi.
30 Ways to Annoy Gustav30 Ways to Annoy Gustav Schafer30 Ways to Annoy Gustav8 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Steal his drumsticks and replace them with lollipops.
2. Make random animal noises every time he walks past you.
3. Duct tape yourself to his back.
4. Sit on his foot and refuse to relocate yourself for the rest of the day.
5. Lock him in a closet right before a concert.
6. Constantly remind him that Bill and Tom are way more popular than him. (I love you Gustav!)
7. Steal all of his favorite CDs and bury them in the backyard.
8. Spend your day doing nothing but thinking up ways to annoy him.
9. Give him death glares all day. When he asks you what is wrong, tell him theres a pebble in your shoe.
10. Glomp him from behind and shout "Viva Le Resistance" with a fist punch and run away, screaming. (Thanks Blackroses13!)
11. Cosplay as a random Naruto character, pick up his drumsticks, and shout Drumstick no Jutsu as you chuck them at him.
12. Smile as he yells at you.
13. Put a sombrero on your head and stalk him for the rest of the day.
30 Ways to Annoy Bill Kaulitz30 Ways to Annoy Bill Kaulitz30 Ways to Annoy Bill Kaulitz8 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Accidentally call him a girl in public.
2. Laugh hysterically every time he speaks the word what.
3. Steal all his eyeliner and begin drawing strange pictures all over his walls. When he asks what you are doing turn your back to him and mutter something about Georg doing you wrong.
4. Sing very loudly and very off-key to any Green Day song he might be playing.
5. At 4:27 in the morning, jump on his bed and scream The leprechauns are attacking! The leprechauns are attacking! Run for your life!
6. Rename him Phillip Johnny Bob and refuse to call him by any other name.
7. Give away the ending to any movie he may be watching.
8. Every time he beats you at a video game smack him with a pillow and accuse him of cheating.
9. Make fun of his dancing.
10. Tell him he looks like Michael Jackson.
11. Let a rabid monkey loose in his room while hes asleep.
12. Tell him his voice reminds you of a dying constipated cow.