Twilight ParodyJust-before-Evening SagaTwilight Parody4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Book 1: Just before evening
Hi, i'm Ella Duck and i just moved to a little town called Spoons. I go to school and meet my one true love... Edmund Collin... but he hides a terrible secret... he is actually a Yeti escaped from the Himalayas.
My hair is so tangled that all the Yetis want to cut it off and make it into hair extensions. An evil Yetti called Jamez is going to track me down. What will i do?
Book 2: Blue moon
Suddenly Edmund leaves me and i am left alone. All alone... I shall now moan for 400 pages about it. Then i decide to kill myself so i meet this bloke called Yacob Darker-than-grey. Everything is fine until i find out he can turn into a Rabid chipmunk he is... A werechipmunk with a six pack... oh yes!
I decide to go disco dancing off a cliff, and nearly drown. Alicia, Edmund's sister thinks i am dead. She comes to see me and discovered... that i am not [but i sometimes wish i was, cause then i wouldn't have written two more books after
VampireShe awoke to the gentle patter of rain on her window panes as she turned over in bed. She yawned, looking at the dull red glowing numbers that stood out from the darkness.Vampire7 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“3:30,” she yawned once more, “For once it would be nice to sleep through the night…”
She got out of bed with a stretch and walked across her room to the window, looking out into the dark blurred night. She tiredly watched the small rain drops as they splashed and rolled down the window, but something caught her eye. She watched as a black figure detached itself from the darkness before disappearing again into the night.
“Must be a dog,” she mumbled sleepily to herself.
She turned around as she heard the floorboards creak from across the room. She felt a gentle pressure from behind her as a leather gloved hand covered her mouth before she had a chance to scream.
“Now, now beautiful, no loud noises,” a voice chuckled. It was deep yet soft, seductive yet it sent ch
vampire --part 4--Aya quickly turned and headed down the street, not wanting to wait and see what might come out from the space behind her. She walked down the road into the 24-hour retro diner where she worked and changed into her uniform. She wore a skirt that was cut half way up her thigh and a blouse that flattered her figure.vampire --part 4--7 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
She was different at work; she was more outgoing and friendly, more accepted. She actually liked work. It was the one thing in her uneventful tormented life that brought her happiness. She went around as normal, the trouble of her day melting away with each smile she passed out and received. She talked to costumers and waited the tables until the clock surrounded by neon bright lights in the corner chimed midnight.
Aya smiled at the few straggling customers before collecting her belongings and yelling good-bye to her boss. She walked out into the chilled night hair with her bag over her shoulder. She adjusted her uniform before breathing in the refreshing breeze that wafted pa
Vampire ---part 3---Aya watched him go, slowly walking after him. She could never understand why he paid attention to her, and neither did his friends. In their eye she was an outcast, she had been since she transferred there a few years previous. She dressed differently, she act differently, she ever wrote differently; yet those were all the reasons everyone embraced Kohel. He was different but everyone loved him for it, he was one of the most popular people at the school. And yet, he always found time to pay attention to her and make her feel wanted.Vampire ---part 3---7 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
She walked unhurriedly into the school and down the hall as the bell rang. She was lost in her thoughts once more, ignoring the snickers and glares from people as she passed them. She walked into class and took her usual seat at the back of the class, absently drawing on her notebook. She dazed in and out of the lesson as the teacher went on talking at the front of the class. She waited silently as each second became a minute, slowly dragging by.
vampire part 14Aya stood in front of her house, looking up at the brick building. It had only been a few days since she walked out that front door but it seemed like months. So much had happened in such a short space of time.vampire part 146 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“What’s the point of returning? They’ll just treat me as badly as before, just because I’ve changed doesn’t mean they have. Maybe I should just go back with Night,” she mumbled to herself, rooted to her spot on the sidewalk.
She began to walk up the small dirt path, remembering how she had made it the summer beforehand. She reached the door before changing her mind, “Maybe I’ll just look through the window…they may be happier without me,” she remembered all the times they had made her feel unwanted, unloved and unneeded; A few days couldn’t make a difference.
She looked through the window by the door which showed a view of a finely done living room. Her father sat in his favorite recliner next to the telephone, h
How to Not Get RapedDon't drink.How to Not Get Raped3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
Don't do drugs.
Don't sleep around.
Don't kiss anyone.
Don't make eye contact.
Don't visit bars.
Don't visit parks.
Don't visit monuments
Don't visit malls.
Don't go to farmhouses.
Don't go to parties.
Don't go to crowded places
Don't go to solitary places.
Don't use the metro.
Don't walk on the road.
Don't smile at anyone.
Don't have a job.
Don't drive a car.
Don't have a boyfriend.
Don't be bisexual.
Don't be a lesbian.
Don't wear your hair long.
Don't wear your hair short.
Don't wear jewelry.
Don't wear short skirts.
Don't wear sleeveless shirts.
Don't wear jeans.
Don't wear trousers.
Don't wear makeup.
Don't be a woman.
Sweet intentionsCradling your face in my handsSweet intentions5 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Kissing your soft lips
Trailing my fingers across your neck
Whispering words of love
Slowly your lips caress mine
I'm drawn to your embrace
My heart singing a new song
Our fingers exploring the new terrain
Softly our hands do entwine
Our thoughts seem as one
Moving closer as we sway
Rhythmic attentions we play
Faster and slower our pace moves on
As we find our muse
No more holding back our silent wish
To never be torn away
Grim Reaper 2: Mehr AbazaName: Mehr AbazaGrim Reaper 2: Mehr Abaza2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Alias: (once) Allah
Date of Birth: June 27th, 1974
Date of Death: September 11th, 2001 (at 27)
Clothing: Traditional Hijab body cloak, mask as well is hidden.
History: Born and raised in Afghanistan her father was cruel and sexually abused her and her mother committed suicide due to Depression and fear of her Husband. On her 20th birthday she committed herself to Allah and became one of many wives of Osama. Hating the violence and many deaths she escaped to Europe and took a plane to America hoping to start a new life in Virginia. In 2001 she was on a plane to Washington D.C. and in an instant one of the hijackers recognized her but in a short time the plane crashed into the twin towers. She died a married woman and while bearing a child.
Description: she has only connection with the children who are still living, otherwise no other connections. She is a
Vampires....His smile shows sharp pearl white teeth, but you dont think much of it Until those very same teeth strike your neck. The burning pain and agony slice through you. People call these things monsters, others think they are just misunderstood. Most are left on the ground withering with fear on what they have just become. There mind flies and wonders through the trees, just wanting to die, But they are immortal. Some of these things stay alone fighting and killing for only themselves. Others find each other and live among the living only drinking animals not mankind But even though their hearts dont beat they can still think and be here. People still kill them, are scared of them Hunt them. I believe that they are just misunderstood. Some people choose to be one of them, because that monster and that human are inVampires....7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Some monsters have already found
But lost it they seek revenge. Others are still loo
Par cyare buirOlaram onidir,Par cyare buir3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Mhi b'verda Mandalore,
Mhi be a'den aru'e,
Mhi b'verda Mandalore,
Par cyare buir.
Mhi pirur Mandalore,
Mhi pirur Mandalore.
Par cyare buir.
Akaanir Jetii adenn,
Akaanir darjetii balyc,
Mhi be a'den aru'e,
Par cyare buir.
Mhi b'verda Mandalore,
Mhi be a'den aru'e,
Mhi b'verda Mandalore,
Par cyare buir.
This Is How My Life Goesthrashing, thrashing, thrashingThis Is How My Life Goes7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
like in the pit of a concert, moshing.
slashing, slashing, slashing
like a blade against my skin, blood sloshing.
dying, dying, dying
like my life is gone, I'm crying.
they label me blessed
but they hate the way im dressed
black, black, black
the shade I wear on my clothes... attack!
shack, this shack,
the hell hole I live in... fight back!
killing, killing, killing
im taking others' lives, its thrilling!
so cold, so cold
my actions are never bold
and I can't do what im told
running, running, running
through these doors that are rejecting me... I'm so damn hateful
cunning, cunning, cunning
you trick me so easily... my fate is bull -- SHIT
locked, locked, locked
my heart away, emotions blocked.
suicidal, I'm suicidal
my life is a battle (and I can never win)
stopping all signs in me that are vital
bleeding, bleeding, bleeding
but I'll lay here on the floor
who cares anyways?
this poem isn't for your pleasure
or to make me better
AltMal: Lovers teasing„How is your arm?“AltMal: Lovers teasing5 years ago in Teen More Like This
One week has passed after his failed mission. It isn't the point that Altair failed to kill his target, it's just the fact, that one of his accompanist died and the other one, Malik, lost his arm.
Normally, a person in the position of Altair would regret the complete mistake, but the short haired Assassin doesn't show any emotions like that.
„Go away, you damn bastard!“ yelled Malik, after shaking his head.
He really hates Altair for his arrogant acting. There's no way, that he could forgive him. But he doubts that Altair wants him to forgive. After all, Altair is an arrogant, selfish, lone wolf.
„Have you some information about my target?“ asks Altair, after some moments of silence. He doesn't react to Malik's harsh words, why should he take all the blame? He felt a little sorry for Malik's brother and the other's own arm too, but nothing more. He can't apologize, because he knows, that Malik can't forgive him. Never.
Encounter: Chapter 4It had been 9 days since Altaïr had been admitted into the hospital. The first 7 days were in the Intensive Care unit. Days of waiting... worry... unknowing... Since in the IC, visitors were not allowed to stay. They could come and go and certain hours but were not able to stay in the room with him for the night. So Desmond and Lucy lived in the hotel a few blocks away from the hospital for a week. Everyday visits were made to Altaïr, but all this time he was unconscious. Maybe it was a coma; the doctors didn't know. Lucy thought it was an effect from the Animus as this was different from other coma states.Encounter: Chapter 45 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Than on the 8th day, Altaïr was moved to the normal wards, as the doctors declared him healing quite well from his many wounds. Much to Desmond's and Lucy's relief. But Altaïr was still not awake, which troubled the couple and confused the doctors. There was no telling when he would wake up from this... nothingness.
When Altaïr changed units, Desmond and Luc
The VampireCarries silhouette along the walls of the dark corridors in the library stretched and bent along with the flickering of the torches. She rubbed her arms absentmindedly despite the fact that the hot desert weather was making her sweat profusely. Right now, however, her cold sweat was making her shiver. The dust and sand stuck to her hair and skin and clothes, forcing her to scratch her arm or stomach or somewhere to get that uncomfortable chaffing feeling to go away.The Vampire7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
The old Egyptian library had been discovered only a few weeks ago in the old ruins of an abandoned village about thirty miles off the booming city of Cairo. And in about two days a group of archeologists had been called off the site to go search for mummified remains in a recently-buried-but-newly-discovered pyramid.
And alas, Carrie was left to search through the remains of the library without help, and all the while refusing any from the few left behind to watch the site while she went in. Who knew, maybe she would
Ass-Creed: Compromise"Shaun?"Ass-Creed: Compromise4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Looking over the rim of his glasses, Shaun realised he couldn't see a thing. Pushing them back up his nose with his index finger, the dark blur morphed into Alex Mercer, who held out a cup of tea.
"I wanted to say I'm sorry." Alex sighed. "I've been a dick, and you and Desmond don't deserve what I've been putting you through. So, sorry."
Reaching out, Shaun took his cup of tea, smiling at the hot, brown liquid. "Thanks, Alex. I'm sorry I've been so self-absorbed too. I should really learn to share."
Alex raised an eyebrow. "What would you say if I asked for...a compromise?"
Shaun leaned forwards, suddenly interested. "I'm listening."
Opening the door to the office, Desmond sighed. It had taken him the better part of an hour to find Lucy and hand over the glyph database she had been hounding them for all week.
Closing the door behind him, Desmond let a frown pass his lips. The lights were off, plunging the office into darkness. He reached out for the lightswitch. "Shaun? A
Assassin's Creed chatroom9:02 PM- EagleofMasyaf9102 has logged in.Assassin's Creed chatroom4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
9:03 PM- Jerusalem_Rafiq has logged in.
EagleofMasyaf9102: greetings, Malik.
Jerusalem_Rafiq: sup n00b
EagleofMasyaf9102: i didn't know u had internet there
Jerusalem_Rafiq: Ya Damascus_Rafiq2 set it up for me. It's in the incense burner.
9:05 PM- AppleLover24 has logged in.
AppleLover24: whut r u 2 novices doing online?!
EagleofMasyaf9102: discussing important mission details, master.
Jerusalem_Rafiq: what r YOU doing online, master?
AppleLover24: checking facebook.
AppleLover24: well if u 2 r busy i guess i'll go
EagleofMasyaf9102: k, by master.
9:07 PM- AppleLover24 has logged out.
EagleofMasyaf9102: so how's Jerusalem?
Jerusalem_Rafiq: s'okay. Traffic's been awful though.
EagleofMasyaf9102: that must suck.
Jerusalem_Rafiq: yeah. How's Damascus?
EagleofMasyaf9102: awesomesauce. Did u know the rafiq here was a hacker? His stuff is amazing.
Jerusalem_Rafiq: dat drugdealer's
Vampire part 24Darrius laid in bed, tangled in blankets, shifting just as his eyes did, darting under their lids as he dreamed vivid harsh memories; he was in a chamber room filled with hundreds of people; music was playing loudly from a gothic band, the lights dimmed by the dying candles. It was the feeding hours of his people and those of the royal blood mixed with the crowed, picking their prey. The people were housed in the room all day long during the week for anyone who wished to feed from them. The poor people didn’t know better; they were brought to the castle on the edge of town, fed and clothed until the time came for them to be used as nourishment for the dark creatures, after all, that’s all humans were…feed.Vampire part 246 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A string of missing people and deaths always followed the parties as the rumors of vampires spread across every one’s lips across the country side. He watched as a number of wicked creatures found their prey quick, ones to fill their craving for a snack befor
Vampires - Section 6Vampires:Vampires - Section 66 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
The Bloody Truth
They can do that?
Now that were done getting a lot of the myths out of the way, we can get down to the truth about abilities that accompany Vampirism. A person wouldnt gain new abilities from becoming a Vampire. Instead, they would find an increase in many of the things that they had before. The three most notable are the increase in sight, hearing, and smell. While there is an increase in these three senses, it is not a set change for all. You may find that one Vampire has near perfect hearing and smell but average or perhaps even bad eyesight while another might have perfect eyesight and smell, but in turn is practically deaf. There are a few factors that contribute to how great the increase of these three senses is.
1) If the individual had a negative sense before they changed then, even though there would be an increase, it would only bring it up slightly in comparison to t
Season of the WitchSomething slow and arcaneSeason of the Witch3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
culls this fire
and flares like ghosts.
It stirs your soul,
splits the iris of your eye,
a spectrum to haunt October -
ruddy gold and rust,
followed by a dark so smooth,
it smothers embers
and roosts upon the river,
too deep to drown you.
And in the depths -
muddles silt and pine,
witches' brew of
tar voiced stones
and hold you down
Vampires - Section 2Vampires:Vampires - Section 26 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
The Bloody Truth
What are they?
Weve all heard of these creatures. Theres almost no place where you can go without noticing some type of reference about them. There are top-selling books that have them, box office hits that star them, and weve attached the title to at least two animals. Obviously we must have an understanding of what they are, right? According to Websters American English Dictionary, the following is stated about this books topic:
vampire vam,pīr n 1 : legendary night-wandering dead body that sucks human blood 2 : bat that feeds on the blood of animals
Is it just me or does this definition seem somewhat insulting? It says that Vampires are legendary but beyond that it makes them sound no different from a leech. Perhaps Im just being overly sensitive about it. No matter, Ill establish