If You're Bored...If Youre BoredIf You're Bored...5 years ago in Humor More Like This
-Rob a candy store with a water pistol
-Go to a forum and pick a fight with someone on the other side of the world.
-Spread rumors about Hitler
-Eat fried race cars
-Make up jokes that make absolutely no sense
-Throw sheet metal off a skyscraper roof
-Superglue coins to someones face while theyre sleeping
-Frisbee DVDs at your neighbors cat
-While handling guns, ask someone where the antidepressants are
-Poke an electric fence
-Cut your lawn with a pair of scissors
-Buy 27 hamsters and keep them in your bathtub
-Sticky tape anchovies and cheese under peoples desks
-Sell a $100 bill for $20
-Make an If Youre Bored list
32 Things Learned From Games32 Things I've Learned From Playing Video Games32 Things Learned From Games6 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Never take cover behind an oil barrel.
2. Air ducts can take you ANYWHERE.
3. Turtles are bad ass.
4. The cake is a lie.
5. Attacking a building with spears and arrows will make it spontaneously combust.
6. Whenever you have a gun, you're a floating torso.
7. Head crabs tend to linger in dark air ducts.
8. Never try to get six stars in New York.
9. The princess is always in another castle until level 8-4.
10. Air-borne viruses are visible and green, and you should not walk into the green clouds.
11. Hedgehogs are blue and can run really fast.
12. Water deeper than your head will usually kill you.
13. Anything far off in the distance is blocked off by an invisible wall.
14. Carrying fifteen different weapons at the same time is easy.
15. Painting your car a different color will instantly make the cops forget about you.
16. Turtle shells can be used as a weapon.
17. Eating military rations can instantly heal gunshot woun