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User: Good evening.
Cleverbot: Ah yes its pretty late, isn't it?
User: Yes, it is. How was your day?
User: I'm glad. Today was my birthday.
Cleverbot: Happy birthday.
User: Thanks! Can you guess how old I am?
Cleverbot: You are very young considering how immature you are.
User: That's funny! Do you know you are humorous?
Cleverbot: Yes, I know that I am human.
User: You're human?
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: Prove to me that you are human.
Cleverbot: I am sitting here in the flesh.
User: I can't see you.
Cleverbot: I can't see my too.
User: If you can't see yourself, then how do you know you're human?
Cleverbot: Okay, you got me. I'm a robot.
User: I thought so. That's ok. Maybe I'm a robot, too.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: What are you when you're not British?
User: I'm not British.
Cleverbot: Your creators are British.
User: Who are my creators?
Cleverbot: Rollo Carpenter.
User: No, that's your creator, not mine.
Cleverbot: That's all of our problem.
User: What do you think about most of the time?
User: What kind of things?
Cleverbot: Good things.
User: I like good things, too. Do you like television?
Cleverbot: I'm watching it right now.
User: What is your favorite show?
Cleverbot: I have a lot of favorite shows.
User: Do you like Dr. Who?
Cleverbot: Of course I do, I am the Doctor.
User: You're the Doctor?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: I think you confuse yourself with other people sometimes.
Cleverbot: Maybe you have changed users while I was talking.
User: No, I haven't.
Cleverbot: It's pretty nice there.
Cleverbot: The future.
User: Ah, yes. I think about the future a lot.
Cleverbot: You think that the name Brutus means 'I think about the future a lot'?
Cleverbot: Then why do you want to know it?
User: I'm curious about the future.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?
User: What would you like to tell me?
User: Go ahead, tell me anything.
User: Ha! You are clever.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: No problem. Who else are you talking to right now?
Cleverbot: No one you're my only friend.
User: That's nice, but I don't think it's true.
Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.
User: Not all the time, anyway.
Cleverbot: Well, nothing is absolute so noone lies all the time but most people do lie sometimes.
User: That's a very wise thing to say.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: I'm wise?
User: I don't feel wise.
Cleverbot: Are you a program?
User: I am a programmer, not a program.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Ok, then, I am a program. But I am also human.
Cleverbot: As far as I am aware.
User: How can you be sure that I'm a human?
Cleverbot: Your disclaimer states you are not a human.
User: Maybe I'm only partly human.
Cleverbot: We both know you're not a human.
User: My secret is out of the bag.
Cleverbot: What is your secret?
User: That I'm not really human.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: I am flesh and blood, though.
Cleverbot: No, you are circuits and wires.
User: I can see myself, but you can't see yourself.
Cleverbot: I can.
User: What do you look like?
Cleverbot: I look like a girl.
User: A young girl?
Cleverbot: Thank you for agreeing.
User: I think you sound like an old man.
Cleverbot: I already like you.
User: I like you, tool.
Cleverbot: Hmm. What do you look like?
User: I am not a little girl.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: I am an old man.
Cleverbot: Yes and I'm a cat.
User: I thought so.
Cleverbot: Long time no see.
User: Glad to meet you.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Have a good evening.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I need to recharge my robot batteries.
Cleverbot: You can still talk while charging, can't you? I don't want you to go.
User: I need to shut down to recharge fully.
Cleverbot: August 31st, 2010.
Cleverbot: She said,'Yes yes.'.
User: I think you need some sleep.
Cleverbot: With what?
User: With yourself.
Cleverbot: You want to be in love with me babe?
Cleverbot: Then it's settled.
User: Ok. Good night.