IN A JUNKYARD CAR..Things you can do in a junkyard carIN A JUNKYARD CAR..5 years ago in Humor More Like This
"WHAT DID YOU DO IN THE CAR?"
"...we sat in it. o__o"
"We listened to the radio"
"Did a dorky dance..."
"made up a song.."
"Bought a cheescake...rode a llama [yes,in the car]")
"played animal crossing"
"petted a lion.."
"ATE ANGEL FOOD CAKE!?"
"traveled to Germany!"
"Took a test"
"ACED THE TEST!"
"WE LOST THE GAME!"
"We..... WERE ON A BOAT"
"We watched Shrek"
"FOUND A CAVEMAN"
"We ate airline peanuts"
"We danced some moar"
"We........ DID THE MACARENA!"
"We bought some leeks. THEN DID THE LEEK DANCE."
"We shot a cannonball"
"We ate jelly"
"we fed a chicken some cheese water"
"we acted like spies"
"we also threw mashed potatoes on the wall"
"we kissed a chipmunk"
"We bought a beret"
"We... sailed the ocean"
"I grew a mustache."
"We.... uhm.... painted our toenails"
"I also grew a beard"
"we... met a Japanese Rockstar"
"We became one hit wonders"
"We sang a pretty son
Then and NowSomeday, you'll be able to tell him.Then and Now5 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives More Like This
(You'll both be several years older.
You'll both have jobs. A home. A family)
You'll finally be able to say;
"Hey. I loved you."
And you will mean it, and you will speak in past tense, instead of present, so he can go home to his kids (the ones you babysit every Saturday) and you can still be friends.
(Because he will have forgotten that time you told him there really was no such thing as a past tense "loved". He will have forgotten the time you told him that it was just a comfort word; a word made up by people in couples therapy trying desperately to make it okay to not-be-okay anymore, to make it okay to say goodbye. Or not. That you never really stop loving someone, though you may desperatly wish you could.)
He will have forgotten,
how to tell when you're lying.
Your just a second choice...You feel your heart breakYour just a second choice...4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
just a second choice you are...
its just as it always been.
did you think things would be different at all?
why do you hope anyways?
there's nothing left but to cry.
Sadness just surrounds you
clouding, heart and mind.
doesnt matter now...
just live with it.
take heed on what you learn.
smile and just act like your fine.
like you always do anyways.
make no one see
the heart that is breaking.
let no one see your tears flowing down your face.
be strong and just close yourself off.
let no one in your heart.
Her GameHe woke up,Her Game4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
But never stopped dreaming,
He holds on to his memories,
Close and tightly.
She plays with his heart,
Again and again,
Shes unfaithful to him.
He screams her name,
But shes slowly fading away,
He cant see it,
The lies she's told.
He deserves more,
Hes a game she plays.
Never stops dreaming,
Shell come back one more time,
How many times does he have to cry?
How many times does she have to say goodbye
Theres more than that girl in the world,
But shes the only one,
Who shines in his eyes.
Ill always be on the side lines,
Waiting for the day he realizes he's better than her,
And notices me.
I Guess I FellI Guess I Fell5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I'm sorry, I fell.
I'm sorry, I tell.
I'm sorry, I screamed.
I'm sorry, I seemed.
I'm sorry, I tried.
I'm sorry, I cried.
I feel empty.
An empty void,
A black space.
I feel lonely
In this place.
I can't find a place,
I can completely belong.
I can't find a place,
I don't do something wrong
Cut me up.
Slice me to death.
Cut me up.
Take my last breath.
Kill me, kiss me.
Hate me, miss me.
Love me, diss me.
Leave me to die.
At the end of the day I'm still your toy
To have and to hold to come and destroy
I'm sorry I cried.
I'm sorry I screamed.
but most of all honey,
I'm sorry you're seeing me fall.
why all psychics are cheaters:loving you--why all psychics are cheaters:4 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
battleship with a
always miss you; i
miss you more.
why do i
play games i know i'll
always lose ?
because i'm playing
Not Quite UnrequitedI did not know that you felt that way,Not Quite Unrequited5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
that you allowed your heart to keep time to none but mine.
You told me that I was the one you dreamed of always,
but I never knew it of you.
Did you hide it so well,
or did I not see the signs for what they were?
So close to me,
like my right hand,
I never knew it was my left that you wanted to hold.
I tell you bluntly,
too much so in my shock,
that your love is not returned quite the same way.
But if that be in fact true,
why is it then,
that suddenly my heart seizes in a pain I have never before known?
It is as if,
no heart had I,
until this moment when you asked of me to give it to you.
Between HeartbeatsWe hold in our kiss what you once called the beauty of a fading dream,Between Heartbeats4 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
The light to what seems to be a way of desperation,
Or perhaps just one to break down my seams.
Your touch calls upon my skin waves upon waves of trembling need,
Leaving me in fear of your breath-taking little smiles,
A chance to lose my mind to this consolation of love in between.
But I'm the one who has been preaching the lack of beauty in a fading dream,
Lighting the light in making our own unfading dreams,
And to perhaps hoping to fall in love somewhere in between.
ReaperReaper4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I love you." The words escaped my mouth before I could hush them. His lips curled upwards in a cruel but beautiful parody of a smile that sends my whole body quivering with anticipation.
Precision is his tool, and everything he does, he does with calculated, measured intention.
"Again," he said. A command, simple seeming, but it bears more weight than any command he'd given yet, even the one separating me from Life.
I try to push the words off my tongue, but they seem to be stuck now, blocked by the shock of my initial outburst. Sensing my hesitation, he seized hold of my head and grasped it tightly, forcing me to look at him. I tried to break free, startled as I was by the suddenness of his actions, but his strength overcame my frail attempts.
"Be still!" He ordered me firmly. I had no choice but to listen. I could no more defy him here in his own realm than I could in life. "Now," he said coolly in my ear, "You already belong to me. What have you to fear in saying that phrase again?
Straightline People always say that they hate goodbyes; they say leaving someone behind is too sad. But I guess I'm different. I love it when people cry over me.Straightline4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She left without saying goodbye. I felt betrayed, in a way. Angry that she'd just leave like that, and angry that I'd just let her go. And hurt: my shoulder blades ached from the oh-so-sweet sensation of being stabbed in the back.
At the same time, I felt a fleeting swoop of joy. This is what I wanted: proof that I was living in the past. That I really didn't stand a chance. She'd trace her pretty, torn-up nails across my throat and we'd both agree: "I don't love you anymore." I'd drink her forgotten tears and she'd bite my Cheshire smile.
And my wild imaginings would disappear.
Maybe I'd fall asleep at
In the nightNight timeIn the night5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Spent in the arms of a lover
Or alone, in cold sheets
Warm breath softly falling against your neck
Chilling wind creeping through thin cotton
Another body gently resting against yours
Emptiness clinging close like death
Sweet nothings tenderly whispered into your ear
Gusts wickedly taunting of your fate
Awakening, gently stirring, stretching, relaxing back into dreams
Nothing, only absence and longing
Gazes recently held, promises vowed lingering sweetly in the air
Staring into darkness, its so very quiet, isnt it?
Fingers intertwined, together even when your minds are resting
Hands gripping the sheets, mind apart, never releasing reality
Love drips from your lips, slack with the sand mans gift
Tears freely flow, stinging your already dampened cheeks
There is no lust seen here, no trace of pride
Nothing but envy taints the scene, wrath suffocating
Simple warmth surrounds your heart, this just seems right
Cold, everything seems wrong just wrong
mental issuesshe was such a sweet girl, with such a pretty facemental issues4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
her imaginary world, put it all to waste.
it said tell me all your secrets, lend me all your lies, I'll take away all those tears. that you seem to hide.
and now she's gone without a face or name, the world won't be the same. the family that she's left behind, now has to face the rising tide.
here's your ticket to fame, it ended in pain.
it's a real nightmare, seeing you hanging there.
I'm No DollIf I can't be meI'm No Doll5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
then you can't be you
If you damn me this cage
you're staying here too.
I won't put up a fight
But I'll fess up no plee
I won't sit and die here
what right have you to me?
I'm my own person at that
not a bendable doll
you try and shape me
I will wither your all
Bend your site to no return
Live your life, but crash and burn
Maybe then you'll finally learn
what you have taught, but now will earn.
A soul you've twisted
to your own warped view
it may be your prefference
but know, I know you
It's your weakness
bring my desire
I know who you are
what you've hid, what a liar.
Don't take me for granted,
this sly creation that's happenned
I've still my own mind,
but it's hiding behind...
This new savage
The thoughts- you had it,
What I can't salvage.
The thoughts of a mind you can't control
I'm in my power.
I'm no doll.
Laughing at LoveEvery time I would seeLaughing at Love5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
every where around me
I would laugh at their corny words
and at their meaningful vows
I used to scoff at
The "I love you MORE" battles,
because they seemed so fake
the blushes on that girl's cheeks...
showed me that i was missing nothing
When i joked, they would ask
"Why do you feel like that?"
I used to say, "Love is never this way."
and one would reply, looking in the other's eyes
"Love is different, love is true, when you find love...you'll know this feeling too."
I didn't believe them
it took me awhile to see
that maybe they were right...
with you and me
I have fallen in love with...
the corny words and promises...
the compliments that make me blush...
and the "battles"...?
oh, i love those so much
I was wrong,
love is different.
love is true.
and I found love,
and I know you can too.
ATDD - What Are You Afraid Of?The Wheel stood before the Baron of Brennenburg and his apprentice. Alexander had secured the alleged murderer's limbs to the rim and spokes, stretching the man across the wheel's round face. He placed a hammer in Daniel's hands.ATDD - What Are You Afraid Of?4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Daniel hesitated. The cloth gag and the burlap sack covering the murderer's face did not muffle the man's cries nearly enough. This was not the first time Daniel had helped Alexander, and it would not be the last, but surely even a criminal did not deserve something as cruel as this.
"Well, Daniel," Alexander beckoned, "what are you afraid of?"
Daniel paled. His lips parted, and his tongue flicked out to wet them. He studied Alexander, gripping the handle of the hammer in one hand, and palming the head of it in the other.
The baron's expression was indiscernible. Alexander stared coolly at his apprentice, his hands clasped behind his back, and waited. Daniel must have kept him too long. The baron's brow creased deeper the longer they stood, his patience wea
Love IncompletelySometimes when I come back I'll be here waiting for youLove Incompletely4 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Imagining your lovely voice
Touching more of me than eyes could see.
And when you do come back you are my breathless darling
My sweet sleepyhead, lying on top of me
Soft pools of lust at my feet.
So as I am looking into the river of love in your eyes
I know I probably will be waiting for you again impatiently
Like a flower waiting for the sun to rise at night, incompletely.
Beethovens NightmareWatching his fingers hit against the keysBeethovens Nightmare5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
His eyes dream of the symphony he could see.
Only feeling the rhythm of his heart beat
The soul of were his music starts
"Thump, thump" the sound of his heart
"Tap, tap" the sound of the piano
Crying out the plea for a song
He wants the feel the floor sing
Banging his head on the floor
He cannot make a sound
Bleeding from his ear
Only feeling coldness from a tear
Screaming the words that are misunderstood
His ears unable to hear
The pleas he makes at the floor
Of his symphony in his head
Screaming at the floor
He demands to be understood
Waiting for an answer,
the floor only laughing
Destroyedthey tell me this incessant beating in my chestDestroyed5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
means that i'm alive.
i never liked amusement parks
because they remind me so much of you
of those hands, rough hands that i hated,
always upon my face
and in my hair
and most notably,
(. i never told anyone about that day;
i couldn't get the words out.
i just couldn't get over the embarrassment,
and all the pain .
101 Ways To Kill your teachers 101 Ways To Kill Your Teachers101 Ways To Kill your teachers5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
*dont try this at home*
*try it at a friends house or at school*
1. Poison their coffee/tea
2. Ask them to help you, when they bend over, stab them
3. When they are on duty accidentally throw a rock at their head
4. Shoot them
5. Hide at the back of the classroom and shoot them
6. Poison their apple/lunch
7. Shoot them with a poisonous dart
8. Put a length of wire on the door when their about to walk in
9. Put a guillotine on their office door
10. Do a project on the guillotine and ask the teacher to help demonstrate how it works
11. Push them out of a window at the top H or M block
12. In science accidently spill deadly poison on them
13. In science accidently set them on fire
14. In Society and History make a model catapult and practice aiming
15. Practice archery in class
16. Practice your new circus act knife throwing and ask for a volunteer
17. In PE - Baseball
18. Accidently stab them in
A Special Kind of MagicWho needs love,A Special Kind of Magic4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
when they have you?
is more fun
than giving them,
and the thrill
when we reach for
the forbidden fruit
and pluck it from the tree
sends us both into a tailspin,
as we are overwhelmed
and sent crashing
into the mountainside,
through the cold night sky.
I don't know
where you go home
and you don't know
where I go either,
and that makes everything
Did we miss something?Stop and think aboutDid we miss something?5 years ago in Open More Like This
what you are doing
just for a second...
before you fuck up again.
Stop, and let me tell you what it is
you should be doing...
instead of this.
You are too young to know what is good
allow me to be the the light that guides you.
Stop and think about things twice before you act.
Time crawls faster than you can walk
i doubt it will wait for you...
no, time would never wait just for you.
It will run as soon as it can
leaving you and me behind, two foolish idiots holding hands.
wondering..."Was there ever something i missed?
50 ways to annoy telemarketers50 ways to annoy telemarketers50 ways to annoy telemarketers7 years ago in Humor More Like This
1_Say in a French accent, "Ooh la la! Wanna buy a girbil, no?". No matter what they say, repeat this until they hang up.
2_Say, "Look, for the last damn time! I will NOT go out with you!" Then act like the person at the other end is flirting with you.
3_Hysterically laugh to no end.
4_If you have a touch-tone, punch random numbers.
5_Repeat every little thing they said, right down to the punctuation.
6_Talk really loud to the mouthpiece.
7_Ask the telemarketer on a date, not paying attention to their sex.
8_If taking a survey, respond with "Okay" through and through with every question.
9_Say REALLY loud, "I can't hear you! Speak louder!". If they fall for it, say calmly, "Dude! Why are you shouting at me?!"
10_Say, "Your toes smell like cabbage."
11_Act as if the person at the other end is your best friend, telling them all your faux disturbing secrets.
12_When you answer, and after the other person introduces himself, say "I'll be right back," an
I Rocked Myself To DeathI want to screamI Rocked Myself To Death5 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
To stick a knife in my mouth
Slice my tongue off
Cut all the pain out
But it's impossible
This is something unbearable
That I have to live with
No matter how horrible
I need a hammer
To knock out my teeth
I want to wrench out the agony
And leave it, red, on the sheet
I hate all the suffering
I want suicide
But I can't have it
I can't even die
I taste the blood
I'm so close
But I can never reach the grave
It's a fate I'll never know
I take up the knife
It goes down my throat with ease
I feel it touch my heart
And it begins to bleed
It'll never stop
I'll cough up my own blood
And do it again
To find my hard work undone