South Park: A Love Story. Pt.1"Kyle! You fucking Jew!" Cartman screamed.South Park: A Love Story. Pt.16 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Kyle ran out of the room hiding all of his tears.
"Kyle wait up!" Stan said as he put his hand on Kyle's shoulder turning him to where they were eye-to-eye. "Kyle,you know Cartman. He just says that crap to get to you."
"I-I know," Kyle stuttered.
"Why are you letting it get to you now?"
"...just forget it"
"Dude, are you sure you don't want to talk about it?"
"If I tell you this...do you promise to still be my friend?"
About five mintues had passed untill Kyle got up the courage to tell his one and only true friend the truth. "I...I love Cartman." Stan's eyes widened. He felt his heart fall apart as envy shot through his body. How could he love Eric Cartman? The biggest dick South Park had seen. Stan managed to hold back his tears,hiding his true reaction.
"You don't me do you?"
"You have been my best friend for a while now, and I would never hate you over someone you love. You don't decide who you love,dude."
Although Stan tho
Salty Kisses Ch.2Salty Kisses Ch.25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter Two: Smells Like Teen Angst
I have a reoccurring nightmare.
I am in the kitchen of my house, except everything seems reverse. The usually bright lights are dank and dusty. There are cobwebs on the floor. The entire scene seems dingy and eerie.
My mother and Mr. Kitty are nowhere to be found. There is no sound in the house aside from a pot boiling merrily on the stove. I can hear its lid clanging as the contents begin to rise up and push against it. I approach it cautiously.
Slowly, I lift the lid and gasp. It is filled with black bile. As soon as I remove the top, the contents begin to ooze down the side of the pot, bubbling like pus. The smell is rancid, like a dead woman was dumped into a port-o-john. I inch closer, peering into the pot. There are large, purple octopus tentacles slashing around. They're searching for something. They want to drag me in. Dead maggots float on the surface of the gunk.
I try to slam the lid but one of the tentacles grabs me. I w
Salty Kisses Ch.1Salty Kisses Ch.15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter One: Hate
They call me fatass; some vexatious nickname given to me to represent all seven of the deadly sins. Spawn of a disgusting drunken union of only the unholiest of people. I am evil itself. I could challenge the (fairy) son of the devil to a contest to see who is the most evil and win.
I smile at other's pain and misfortune; enjoying the twisted pleasure that can only be derived from another's misery. Finally, they're as unhappy as me
But there's a thin line between love and hate, they say. I've never crossed it before, but there's a first time for everything, isn't there? And I found it, in the form of a little red-haired Jew boy...
- 0 -
I wasn't always a hateful person you know, but I grew into a sordid little asshole as the abuse about my weight intensified. I hid behind my hateful façade. I mean, I had to blame someone for what I was; because it wastheir cruelty that made me seek solace in food. It w
Chasing EricIf there was one thing Butters had learned about Cartman over the past couple of years, it was that fifty bucks was enough to get him to do most anything. Fortunately for Butters, when he had originally made the offer to Cartman, he had agreed. What harm could come from seeing a movie at Butters' house? If Butters was desperate enough to pay someone to be his friend then the evening would be pretty much uneventful and it would be an easy fifty bucks to sit there, eat and watch a movie.Chasing Eric7 years ago in Erotic More Like This
Butters sat on the sofa, his legs pressed together, hands grasping his knees and his arms tense as he waited for the doorbell to ring. It was a Tuesday night, and there wouldn't be too much holding his...his 'prince' from arriving. Butters had spent a whole four hours of preparation. He had set out all of Eric's favorite snacks, choose a fairly innocent movie, something PG that he could tolerate watching and maybe if he was lucky, put Eric to sleep. Butters bit his lip nervously as another half hour had
Creek fluff."Gah!" Why do I feel like this every time Craig talks to me?!Creek fluff.5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"So, do you?" he asked again in his no longer nasaly voice.
"S-sure Craig! I'd love to spend the night at your house!" I replied. 'Gosh, it's so easy to talk like a normal person around Craig' he thought.
"That'll be a good way to get away from those underpants gnomes for a night, huh?" Kyle asked, walking to his Pre-AP classes. Craig laughed, thinking this was a joke. I smiled at Kyle, silently agreeing with him, and walked to class.
"H-hey Craig, thanks for inviting me," I mummbled, smoothing my miss buttoned shirt.
"Why don't you ever wear a jacket?" came his reply.
"I don't--GAH!--need one...plus, zippers kind of--gueeeh!--annoy me." The rest of the walk was silent except for a few paranoid 'GAH's from me. Craig took me to his room when we got to his house, and we played 'Left4Dead' for a few hours. About an hour into the game, he started getting twitchy and flexing his fingers on the controller every few se
Huiyi-Chapter 7Huiyi-Chapter 74 years ago in Romance More Like This
China shuddered at the touch "Get off me aru." he replied coldly
England wasn't listening, leaning into the sensitive spot he knew so well on the elder's neck, toying with it: "Truth~ Come on Yao..."
"Mmmn...no!" China pushed him away fiercely "Don't you dare try that against me!"
Arthur hadn't been expecting that! Stumbling, his angry glare set on his face again, he growled "America's here isn't he? There are marks all over you..."
"So if he is aru? Do you ever think about those who get caught in your little game? Me, Antonio, Kiku, how many will you cast aside?"
"You've fallen for the makeup sex?" Arthur smirked, ignoring the others words: "Are you desperate? Or just a pervert?"
China flushed in embarrassment but refused to let the Englishman's words hurt "At least I don't sleep with every other nation to avoid the one I really want aru"
England paused, thinking; "What are you getting at? I've always loved Francis~ I just get bored..."
"Do you even think about the consequences of you
Salty Kisses Ch.6Salty Kisses Ch.65 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Chapter Six: A Sinner's Blood
Is love supposed to hurt?
Is it supposed to fill you with a feeling of emptiness that is nearly unbearable? Is it normal if every time you see him you fill yourself drifting into a deep feeling of emptiness? Yet, when you cannot see him your life becomes stoic. You fall into a deep cataclysm filled with nothing but your own cynicism and self-loathing
Is love supposed to make you want to punish yourself for your feelings? Should I want to slice my body to ribbons for wanting him so? Is love supposed to do this to you? Is love supposed to be something you fear or something of myth? Is it even real?
I have never felt love; I am undeserving of such an admirable concept. If love is real it is an element of fairy tales. Or at least the lives that seem like fairy tales in comparison to the sordid string of misdeeds I have come to call my existence.
A court is in session, a verdict is in
No appeal on the docket today
Just my own s
Blitzwing Seeker of Help 10Blitzwing Seeker of Help 105 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Blitzwing please dont please dont Optimus pleaded as he lay cornered, energon splattered all over the walls. Large gashes enveloped Primes body, and his spark was exposed through the jagged metal where the gashes were. Primes functions were shorting out and he could barley see out of his optics. But he could certainly see those glaring crimson optics peering at him with hatred piercing his very soul. He could hear Blitzwings laboring harsh breaths that sounded like a mix of anger frustration and extreme sadness.
I hate joo Optimus. Optimuss vision sharpened and there stood Blitzwing, holding his axe over his head, crying with a distressed look on his face. Prime held up a hand weakly.
Dont Prime was too late. Down came the axe, and Primes vision went white.
Screams could be heard down the hallway. Screaming of agony. Of loss. Of torment he was forced to bear. Prime had leap
Hetalia leter memeHetalia leter meme4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
My Dear Friends Bermuda and Argentina,
Did you know Russia has a totally huge obsession over Brad Pitt? Haha your faces are probably priceless right about now. I was surprised when a frostbitten Russia burst through my door he is now in the hospital mind you. I was utterly shocked when America approached me the other day saying he wants to assassinate George W. Bush, haha even his own previous representative hates him how funny. Argentina I don't know what you said to England but he will stop at nothing to kill your pet llama (poor George...). Bermuda what did you do to Germany? He is sitting in the corner of his bedroom saying "Please don't hurt me Bermuda" over and over again.
Sincerely your good friend,
P.s. Poland thinks both of you need some serious mental help. No seriously his actual words were "Bermuda and Argentina need like some mental help, ya know Brazil."
P.P.S. Did ya ejoy the picture of the bad touch trio? Have fun drooling over them
A ZADR PoemThey all hate you, Dib.A ZADR Poem5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I know you know this,
Yet you still protect them.
They make you bleed,
Yet all you want is,
To make them believe.
Surely you know that,
They never will.
They've rejected you, Zim.
You know that.
Yet you still want to please them.
They've made you suffer.
Yet all you want is,
To prove your worth.
Surely you know that,
They'll never know.
We're both hated by our people.
It's what brought us together.
Was it fate,
If you believe in such nonsense?
Or merely coincidence?
For Samantha VoorheesLet me weave you a tale about a young girl, who later met the love of her life, a true and famous horror legend.For Samantha Voorhees5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Samantha, a fifteen year old teenage girl, was sitting close to the camp fire. She wears a black short sleeved shirt under a light green jacket, and a pair of blue jeans. Her brown eyes are the same color as her long hair, a purple and green bow is tucked behind her right ear. Samantha lets out a long sigh, and continues to stare at the fire. The others are sound asleep, she is alone with her thoughts.
Samantha then turns and glares at the dark corners of the woods, as a sudden sound of rustling terrifies her.
"Who's out there?" Samantha whispers, not wanting to wake the others.
She heard nothing, save the rustling.
Samantha jumps to her feet. "Who's out there?!"
Suddenly, a strong breeze blows up from the ground. The fire goes out, everything is dark. Samantha's heart slowly begins to race as the cold chills of fear paralyze her. Sudden screams of horror fill the very air S
Things Gaara wouldn't doThings a sane and stable Gaara would never do but sadly I have thought of.Things Gaara wouldn't do6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Admit the black circles around his eyes are eyeliner.
2. Win a medal for the best sandcastle.
3. Cuddle his teddy when no one is looking.
4. Ask a girl to show him what love is.
5. Sleep in teddy bear boxers.
6. Have boxers covered in love hearts.
7. Have his room painted pink with a love heart bed and red curtains.
8. Play DDR.
9. Live up to his Naruto Abridged Gaara of the funk name.
10. Admit he tried to commit suicide when he was little.
11. Shout at everyone who had eyebrows.
12. Give out cookies to evryone who he walked by.
13. Tell Konkurou he found a white stain in his bed.
14. Tell Temari he set her up with Shikamaru.
15. Cry because he is the smallest, youngest sand sibling.
16. Complain that all the ginger Naruto characters have a wierd veiw on emotions.
17. Ask Kankurou why his shippuden out fit looks like something out of the matrix.
18. Tell Sasori to get over himself.
19. Thank Orochimaru for k
Things Deidara Wouldn't Do. Things Deidara wouldnt do even if the Akatsuki leader told him to, these are the things that will make the world go upside down.Things Deidara Wouldn't Do.6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Lick Tobi and shout you dont taste very nice! Tobis a bad boy.
2. Agree with Sasoris art.
3. Sing I Feel Like a Women.
4. Get gender confused and ask Sasori to check.
5. Sing bad boy by Cascada to the whole Akatsuki.
6. Stick his hand mouth in areas where the sun doesnt shine.
7. Complain that he doesnt have breast.
8. Ask Sasori what he did with his penis when he turned himself into a puppet.
9. Dye his hair black and put it up like Itachis and yell, Im a PMSing Uchiha.
10. Use his mechanical eye for perverted reasons.
11. Walk round with his mechanical eye on and shout, Fear me I am iron man.
12. Make his hands kiss.
13. Ask for 3 Ice-creams and let his hand mouths lick them.
14. Stop sayi
the day of reckoning 6"are you okay?" kowalski asked me "he's dead pri--privates dead" i cried "look everything will be okay" rico said "NO IT WON'T we have to infultrate the evil horo's castle and kill him ourselves "but kayla what about the ar--" i then interupted extreme "forget the army we have a long journey ahead.the day of reckoning 65 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
in the plains
"here you go guys" sam said as she fed the wolves "is kayla okay she hasn't talked since we started riding" hannah said worried "i don't know just give here time" jason said "your soo helpful" sam said grabing jason's arm then another white wolf came in front of me "hello" i said and the he picked me up and threw me on his back "COME ON LET'S GO kowalski you can ride my wolf" and the we continued our journey...
Akatsuki School Days-Chapter1Akatsuki School Days-Chapter16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Worst Day ever. The blond sat in the corner of his room on his bed, tears streaming down his face. His first day at the new school was horrible.
The blond walked into the classroom after the teacher. As soon as he took step into the room, all eyes in the class room gazed on him.
"Class, this is your new classmate. Make him feel welcome. His name is Deidara." The teacher anounced.
"Deidara? Isn't that a girl's name!?" a boy with silver hair laughed, "And you're a guy!? I thought you were a chick!"
Deidara glared at the boy, but said nothing.
"Hidan!" The teacher shouted, "I said make him feel welcome! Not harass him!"
There was a few laughs in the room. deidara gazed around the room, and noticed a boy, a red headed boy, looking out of the window just minding hos own business. He also saw there was an empty seat beside the boy.
the penguins have kids chpt.1The day started out as usual for the penguins.the penguins have kids chpt.16 years ago in Children and Teen More Like This
"what a nice day isn't skippa?" private said as he got out of H.Q.
"skippa?, hey has anyone seen skippa?" as he turned to see kowalski behind him "he said he had to do something, but i'm not sure what" kowalski said rubbing his chin "rico have you seen skipper?"
"MM-HM" rico said pointing to the animal hospital.
at the animal hostpital....
Alice:"well you idiot i think this is the most stupidest idea ever i mean we have enough animals already" as she loaded crates on to a hand truck. "what is she doing proabaly going to replace us"skipper thought to himself as he headed back to his habitat.
Alice soon came to the sea otter habitat and droped off one crate and opened it "come on out little fella" she said and out came a 15-teen year old sea otter. "hi my names marlene" marlene said, the other otter just stared and rolled his eyes and said "names mark" as he went in to marlene's home.
next alice went to the monkey habitat and put two crates
Things Hinata Wouldn't Do. Things Hinata Hyuuga would never even Dream of doing not while she lived But you never know one day she could flip for a moment.Things Hinata Wouldn't Do.6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Call Naruto sexy to his face.
2. Dye her hair blonde and spike it up to look like Naruto.
3. Have a picture of Naruto on her wall and Doodle all over it.
4. Start barking and when Kiba asks what she is doing, SayI am calling your mum.
5. Wolf whistle and blame Kiba.
6. Tell Shino she is scared of bugs.
7. Use her Byakugan for perverted reasons.
8. Pose for Jiraiyas perverted books.
9. Get the Hokage position and black mail Naruto.
10. Lock Naruto in a room with herself then tie him up (*wink wink* get where I am going.)
11. Get pregnant then says she is the virgin mother.
12. Tell Kiba she thinks that he is into bestiality.
13. Talk to someone without going redder than a Tomato.
14. Do the sexy jutsu boy style.
15. Dye her hair pink and run round shouting, SASUKE! SASUKE! LET ME HAVE YOUR BA
When Time Stops Chapt 4When Time Stops Chapt 45 years ago in Humor More Like This
As the group walked down the abandoned street, a storm began to appear. The broken street lights were on, and whispers of ghosts where wandering though their ears. Kylie grabbed Bai and held on to him. "WHO'S THERE!?" Robin yelled. "No one, Just ghosts." Bai said, "We are on a haunted street." Kylie began to tremble in fear. Starfire huddled next to Robin. Vicky held Kirsha's hand while Kirsha held onto Raven who was just walking emotionless. Ham was grinning and looking around. "Die..." A eerie voice said. "Slade" Robin said. Slade appeared out of the darkness. The Titans sprung into action. Bai told Kylie, Kirsha, Vicky and Ham to stay put as he went to help. Sam was behind them. "LOOK OUT!" Kylie yelled pushing the girls out of the way before Sam had a chance to stab them. Kylie caught on fire and began throwing fire balls at her. Kirsha made the lighting stike her and Vicky tried to drown her with the water inside her. Sam grinned. "I am unkillable" She said. Slade threw Bai into a
The HumancentiPad CartmanThe HumancentiPad4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
"Why don't you just go buy me some lipstick mom, cause I want to make sure I look pretty when you FUCK me!"
Why?A/N: Random IchigoxHitsugaya fanfiction, since this is my most fav Bleach yaoi pairing. KYA!!!!Why?6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Shirou-chan!" Ichigo sang as he Shunpo-ed through Seireitei to visit his favorite taichou in Tenth division office. As soon as he got in the office, he was met by his boyfriend's ice cold death stare. Ichigo just shook it off and walked up to his desk which was covered with stacks of paperwork. There was a huge pile that seemed to be the 'finished' pile, but there was an undone pile that was twice the size.
"Don't call me Shirou-chan" Hitsugaya said, not looking up from the pile he was tackling. "Understand?"
"Okay" Ichigo smirked as Hitsugaya looked up to give him a suspicious look, then return to his work. "I won't call you Shirou-chan...Toushi-kun"
"Toushi-kun?" Hitsugaya put his brush down and turned to the now smiling orange-haired boy. He blinked twice.
"Yeah, I'll call you Toushi. It sounds better than 'Shirou-chan' anyway." Hitsugaya frowned.
6927 - DreamsEach night I sneak in your room,6927 - Dreams6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
and lay next to you without your
knowing and watch. Watch you
sleep. And even though its dark
outside, the moonlight shines
through your windows and your
face is lit up by the blue glow.
A small wind creeps through the
windows you never close, twirling
your hair as it passes. You shiver
at the breeze and clench your
eyes tight for the moment, then
continue with your peaceful sleep.
If the moon is silent, it matters not.
I hear you breathe in the silent
room. If your having a nightmare,
your breath is short and uneasy.
If its a peaceful dream, it's slow and
steady. And just quiet enough to
hear your heartbeat. In the dark
silenced room, it is a beautiful rhythm
to be heard over and over again.
When the scattered moonlight hits
your face, you look beautiful. I reach
out my hand, and touch your cheek
ever so slightly. You whimper in your
sleep each time I do this.
+Calavera al 4A+2 de noviembre es+Calavera al 4A+4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
y la fiesta hiba a comenzar,
entonces llegó la muerte
y la vida nos vino a arrebatar.
-Como vivos fracasaron
y sus maestros nada enseñan
ahora si van a aprender!!
porque yo seré su maestra!-
Comenzaron las clases
y a todos nos dió un libro
era un feo libro llamado:
"¿Cómo asustar a un vivo?"
Más grueso que una biblia,
daba miedo el solo verlo D:
y con hojear el "pequeño" indice
a todos nos dejó perplejos.
-Mañana haré un examen
asi que ponganse a estudiar,
porque creanme que me enojaré...
SI ALGUNO LLEGA A REPROBAR!!-
Pasó el dichoso exámen
y la maestra de repenté gritó:
QUE NINGUNO ESTUDIÓ!!??-
Todos los alumnos
a coro dijimos "No",
y ante nuestra calmada reacción
la maestra solo se desmayó.
Asi pasó completo un año
con corajes terminó el ciclo escolar
pero la flacuchenta maestra
nada nos pudo enseñar.
Estresada y muy triste