Shane's letter to zero.Dear ZeroShane's letter to zero.5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over.
I think I realized it When I quoted Santa With George Bush and his
wife and I saw you Sit on My avocado plant. I'm sure you're Ashamed
enough to understand That I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning
The couch cushions and Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your collection
of butterflies as a memory...
You should also know that I Never will forget your Embarrassing rash.
Love from Shane.