ArchitectArchitect7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
He wanted to be an architect of time.
He wanted to arrange lives perfectly
and put god on a schedule.
He wanted to order the universe
so there were no surprises left,
and no one would over-sleep
or be late for birthday parties.
He wanted to orchestrate
The music of the planets
and have the trains all run on time.
But he didn't count on you,
with your nursery rhyme mouth
and the bandaids on your knees.
He didn't count on the riddles you ask,
or the way you hide pennies in shoes
and only eat vanilla ice-cream.
He never saw you coming or realized
you were the perfect piece of chaos
to bring order to his world.
How Rowling Could EndHow Rowling Could End9 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Full title of this deviation is "How Rowling Could End the Series (but probably wont)"
True predictions shall be bolded
~Use the room of requirement to get everything they need
~Ask for horocruxes, get a map
~Ask to kill Voldemort, get some sort of a weapon
~ A Magical Venus Fly Trap eats Voldemort on the battle field. It was tended lovingly by Hagrid and Neville
~Voldemort is defeated by cheering charms/any other happy type charms.
~We finally find out where conjured things come from.
~(Remember those socks you lost in the wash last week?)
~Dumbledores Army declares war on Laura Mallory.
~Have Harry wake up and realize it was all a dream, there never was a Voldemort.
~Have Voldemort wake up and realize it was all a dream, there never was a Harry Potter.
~Have Tom Riddle wake up and suddenly have new direction in hi