Bloody MaryBloody Mary, quite contrary,Bloody Mary9 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
How does your garden grow?
Silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row.
Bloody fingers, name that lingers,
Though not bloodstained anymore,
Evil names, divided blames,
When I search inward through your core.
Rosary and blasphemy,
"Holy Mother, smite those new
Wave believers, faith decievers,
Bring then back to what is true."
Beloved sister, watch her, mister,
Eagle's eye and fox's ear,
Your every breath, Elizabeth,
Await your turn, oh don't you dare.
Love to hate, religion - state,
This is what I recall of you,
Not a thing is comforting
When life is fading, love is blue.
Dreamed a daughter, ending: slaughter,
"Find yourself a different life,"
Forgot a son by noonday gun,
You're ever queen but never wife.
Wooden chair for throne and heir
This is how you had to cope,
It is today the price to pay
For blessed Virgin and for Pope.
Sisters brave share a grave
Underneath the stones,
In a heap there in the deep;
The decomposing bones.
Thought I hear
TDF WeaponsTDF Weapons3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
TDF weapons database
Main Turret Artillery
Tachyon Artillery: Tachyons are slowed down below light speed by a gravitation trap with rotating polarization (changing direction), that is the reason why the tachyon gun is U- shaped, and fires two pulses per shot. The tachyons want to get back over light speed, and accelerate after leaving the gun, when they hit matter they lose their strange energy and transform the matter into antimatter, and break through the lightbarrier. The destructive effect is because of this caused by the antimatter, so the usage of tachyon guns in atmosphere is limited to zero, also in space the range is limited due to the exhaust of ships engines and interstellar gas, this causes the red color of the pulses.
Effective range: mostly used in mid distance combat (100 000km), maximal effective shot was one Ls (lightsecond = 300 000km), but had limited effectivity, due to the high loss of tachyons
muzzlespeed = 0.5 c up to0.75 c
mostly used in destructiv
Who Knew A ZADF Story Chptr 19Who Knew A ZADF Story Chptr 195 years ago in Drama More Like This
Zim walked outside with the rest of the class. Outside, Zim breathed deeply in the air. Skool would be ending right after recess and Zim didn't want to waste his time. He walked to the fence and watched the humans play around him. He waited for Dib, watching the door constantly. While doing this, he suddenly knew he was being watched, and not just at a distance. He froze, but didn't let his eyes waver from the door.
"Aren't you leaving today?" A harsh, female voice said beside him.
Zim didn't look away from the door. He leaned on the fence and crossed his arms. "Yaeh. Why do you care?"
"I don't. I just had to know if you were leaving. It hasn't left Dib's mind. That you're going on 'vacation', I mean. You know what? You sicken me." Gretchen stared at Zim.
Zim still stared at the door. "I don't care. You sicken me as well. I don't know what your problem is, but don't mess with me. You don't know what you're messing with."
"Oh, I'm so scared," Gretchen said in a sarcastic voice. "You're
Who Knew A ZADF Story Chptr 7Who Knew A ZADF Story Chptr 76 years ago in Drama More Like This
Zim couldn't wait to go to this sleepover. Exciting! He had told Gir he was coming, and Gir jumped with glee.
Dib had given a note to Zim listing everything that he needed to bring to the sleepover, after skool.
1. Sleeping bag.
3. Night goggles
6. Silver bullet
7. Small sleeping bag for Gir
Zim had looked up before what a sleeping bag was and he now knew what it is used for. He had called the computer and told it to make two sleeping bags during skool.
Now, at home, he packed what was needed. He put the bullet, goggles, stake, and radio in his PAK. He put the Garlic in a bag and put it in his PAK. Then asked the computer where the sleeping bags were.
The computer dropped the two perfectly made sleeping bags. One was blue like Gir's eyes, with a black Irken symbol on the front and the other, the one for Zim, was red and had the Irken symbol on the front. Zim grabbed the bags and went to the elevator. He went down to his room and hurried and got a pair
Who Knew A ZADF Story Chpt 2Who Knew A ZADF Story Chpt 26 years ago in Drama More Like This
Dib walked straight to his room when he got home, to cover up all the cameras, hand cuffs and Alien hurting devices he had stored there. He didn't want to scare Zim away. Why? He still didn't know, he just figured Zim would leave if he saw the lasers, choking devices, many hand cuffs, plans to stop Zim's plans and spying equipment.
When he was done throwing the junk in his closet, under his bad, in his drawers and anywhere else the stuff could fit, he went down stairs to make him and Gaz afternoon snacks; he didn't want Zim to see him eat, considering Zim doesn't eat.
Zim entered his base, only to be crashed down by a flying Gir.
"MASTER!!! I MISSSSED YOU!!! Did you miss MEEE?!?!"
"Get off Gir!" Zim pushed the robot off. Gir just bounced off happily to the kitchen.
Zim walked over to the couched and sat, down. "Gir! Did My Tallest call while I was at skool today?"
"YES! Wait a minute . NO!" the robot bounded in with a block of cheese and sat down by Zim. He pulled a cheese grader
Who Knew A ZADF Story Chptr 18Who Knew A ZADF Story Chptr 186 years ago in Drama More Like This
Dib was reluctant to go to skool on Tuesday morning, he was sure Zim wouldn't be there. It was the last day of skool though, so maybe he should go. He also wanted to sneak a peek at Gretchen; to see if she acts suspicious.
He still couldn't believe that Gretchen might know Zim's an alien. He decided to go ahead to skool.
Zim was at skool five minutes before the bell. Dib was nowhere in sight, so Zim just sat down in his seat. He felt a cold glare at his back. He began to get restless and nervous. The icy stare from an unknown watcher blistered his back. He was frozen upright; like he couldn't move at all. Finally he got control of himself and he turned around to see who was watching him.
Once he looked into the soulless eyes of a young girl, obviously angry with him, he became scared in the least bit. He quickly turned back and stared at the board, a tense and scared expression upon his face. The bell was two minutes away, and Zim was close to the point where he would click the 'Self d
Who Knew A ZADF Story Chptr 16Who Knew A ZADF Story Chptr 166 years ago in Drama More Like This
Zim thought about what he read. He re-read it over and over again in his mind. 'Maybe this is why I shouldn't have friends But Gaz never hurt me I guess it's not all bad.' Zim thinks to himself. Zim did, in fact, hear the 'Wait!' Dib shouted, but he ignored him. Zim was on the couch and Gir was asleep in his lap. It has been an hour since he left and Dib has called him repeatedly since he left. Zim had also got word that skool was to end on Tuesday, not Friday; so Zim only had two days until he leaves for his mission.
'I guess I'm going to skip skool tomorrow. I really don't want to see Dib.' Zim decided. He then went to sleep, and went through dreams; not to wake until Tuesday morning...
Dib was at home and attempting to call Zim again. "Hello! This is the MIGHTY ZIM! I'm not home right now, filthy meat bag! So leave a message and maybe I won't totally ignore you!" Beeep!!!
Voice mail again. Dib then stopped trying to call; knowing it was a bitter failure to try. 'I sh
Who Knew A ZADF Story Chptr 5Who Knew A ZADF Story Chptr 56 years ago in Drama More Like This
Waking up was easy for Dib today, for he had no bad dreams last night.
I wonder why I haven't had a bad dream tonight, he thought to himself. I did dream though I like these dreams better though.
He did, in fact, have dreams, plenty of them. None bad, all good; and all about the time he spent with Zim last night. He dreamed of the games, of the way Zim stood up to Gaz, even if he couldn't. He dreamt of things that never happened, or at least not to him. He dreamt of Zim stealing something called Chaco Tacos from Crazy Taco at night in a ninja suit. He dreamt of Gir hugging Zim when he got home and Zim hugging back and the delicious chocolate popcorn Zim ate on the couch; the smell, taste and feel it gave Zim in his mouth. He was never there, but he dreamt of all the good things that happened to Zim the night before.
Before Zim got his old, tired, mature look, before the bags under Zim's eyes appeared. Before he went down into the room to think of the girls before bed, before the
Who Knew A ZADF Story Chptr 6Who Knew A ZADF Story Chptr 66 years ago in Drama More Like This
It has been two weeks since the friendship was made official. And every night Dib would dream off all the good things that would happen to Zim but never the bad.
He dreamt of the good times they had together, and what Zim eats and all the silent hugs Zim has with Gir. He dreams of the times when Zim goes out to steal those Chaco Tacos for Gir. He dreams of the times when Zim only fells good inside and he feels these good, warm, fuzzy feelings to.
Zim often talks to Gir, about past times and things that have happened before Gir and Zim met and Dib dreamt about these conversations. Almost all of them He is still oblivious to Zim leaving, or the mission, or the girls in which Zim has to save.
Dib does, in fact, know of Zim's Brother Dax, dead sister Zeema, his Parent-units, family-unit, the Tallest and many other things of his life. But anything to do with the mission or the girls is, for some reason, blocked.
Dib now knew Zim better, he knew of the mistakes he has made, the w
Who Knew a ZADF Story Chptr 4Who Knew a ZADF Story Chptr 46 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Gir I am home!" Zim called, shutting the door to his base behind him.
A Squeal came from the couch and before Zim could do anything Gir came flying at him with Taco pieces on his face. He hugged him fiercely and didn't give notice to the bag Zim currently held.
With an "Oof," Zim heaved back when Gir hit him, but made no move to stop him or get free of the hug that was killing his squeedily spooch. After a second he tried to struggle free, but he knew it was a losing battle and gave into the hug. Before he would never have even thought of hugging anybody, much less Gir, but thoughts of the approaching mission had made him somewhat soft on the little creature. And Dib And Gaz.
The tunes from the TV played the Bloaty's Pizza Hog song. After a moment of hugging the robot, Zim grew impatient. He had gone by Crazy Taco and got something for Gir. Something that hasn't even came out yet, and wouldn't for another 3 months; the time of which Zim would be long gone.
He had to s
Who Knew A ZADF Story Ch 21Who Knew A ZADF Story Ch 215 years ago in Drama More Like This
Zim flew silently in his ship, and he clicked a button to cloak his ship from the The Resisty's radar. He flew silently and steadily tword the ship.
"They are in room 805 on the second floor," Red told Zim through the radar.
Zim nodded, he wore his brother's uniform and his contacts slightly itched.
"Don't forget your weapon," Purple reminded him. Zim checked his pocket and his Irken gun was still there. "Now put the cloaker ring on your antenna." Zim did as he was told, and winced at the slight pain the ring gave him. "Now say Vortian," Purple commanded.
Zim did as he said and let out a shriek as the ring buzzed. Electric volts zipped through Zims body, making him feel on fire. His antenna changed and got bigger and hardened; his skin changed into a light beige color, and his legs changed into the zig-zag sticks that Vortians walk upon. He screeched as his eyes shrunk and his whole body went limp and heavy as lead. Dizziness overtook him and he fell over.
"You'll be fine. T
Rivals?-- MegaMan+Bass yaoiBass sat atop of tall building watching a small, blue NetNavi talk with his friends. This blue Navi and his friends were having fun, laughing and talking, playing games and battling the occasional virus.Rivals?-- MegaMan+Bass yaoi9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bass growled softly as he noticed an odd feeling grow in his chest. Since he had only felt anger in his past, he thought the feeling was just an anger towards his rival, but really, it was something completely different.
"Hey, MegaMan, Maylu has a piano lesson now, we have to go." A pink NetNavi, Roll, warned MegaMan, the blue Navi. The Navis and NetOps agreed and Jacked off the CyberWorld.
MegaMan was the last to log off. He had said how he felt like they were being watched. His NetOp, Lan, told him it was probably only a virus watching them.
Bass' bottom lip quivered angrily, which he bit to stop, before he stood up. His cloak rustled in the slight CyberBreeze that was blowing. Again, Bass growled softly bef
Who Knew A ZADF Story Chptr 20Who Knew A ZADF Story Chptr 205 years ago in Drama More Like This
Through the first week Dib and Gaz came to see Gir routinely. After the first week was over, they took him home with them. Ever since Zim left, Dib blamed himself, and went into a small depression. He didn't talk to anyone but himself, Gaz and Gir; but mostly himself. Dib stopped chasing after other paranormal, because it reminded him of the fun he had with Zim. Gir regularly checked up on the house, and no intruders ever came.
Dib would look through his very special telescope, and try to find Zim ever night. He sent echo waves through space, from one of his dad's machines, asking for forgiveness and pleading for Zim to come home. He never got an answer.
By the fifth week of summer he started getting desperate, and started writing letters. Short ones and tied them to balloons and let them free. After about a week of sending hundreds of letters, he stopped sending them, but kept writing. Every week he would go with Gir to Zims house, and leave the letters in Zim's house. Dib never gave
Who Knew A ZADF Story Chptr 10Who Knew A ZADF Story Chptr 106 years ago in Drama More Like This
Zim and Dib ran into the tent, huffing and puffing. Dib stopped short when he saw Gaz and Gir asleep. He nudged Zim with an elbow and Zim looked up to see them. Dib was shocked to see Zim only smile softly and gaze upon the two with sorrow.
Dib looked back at Gaz and Gir, and he was sure that if Gaz woke up she would break the poor robot and kill both Zim and Dib for seeing them asleep like that, but with everything that has happened; he didn't know what to think. He watched as Zim went over to them and softly picked up Gir and laid him inside Gir's sleeping bag.
Zim then walked over to Dib. "Don't worry about them. I'm sure Gir went over there after Gaz fell asleep. At least now she won't kill anyone." Dib nodded in agreement. He stopped and held his neck as a stabbing pain shot through his body. He then realized that they were both still beat up from the fight.
"M-m-a-a-a " Dib's voice cracked and his throat throbbed; he didn't know he was actually hurt so bad, because Zim had t
ZAGR:Chapter one"So Zim told you he loved you?!"Dib asked in shock.ZAGR:Chapter one5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Yes,yes he did"Gaz almost swooned over the fact that zim did.
"I'll...I'll...I'll Kill Him!!!"Dib said.
"No you won't , Zim stopped his plan to take over the world years
ago , you don't have a reason to kill him! And you know it will hurt
me , Mr.Sensitive!"Gaz Chuckled "Give up already!Zim did!...I'm
"Fine! But I'm not Sparing his life for You!!"Dib Slammed Gaz's door
Gaz was very mad at Dib , All through her life he'd ruin everthing!
Yes Master?!Gir answered
"I would like to prepare a romantic dinner for Gaz and I , so i need you to gather some things
like many dark purple roses, a white table cloth , some candles , and some nice music."
"Yes Master!!"Gir said in reply
Gir ran off saying "TACOAFFLES!!"
"I wonder what goes through his mind! geez!"Zim said
"I also have to
Who Knew A ZADF Story Chptr 9Who Knew A ZADF Story Chptr 96 years ago in Drama More Like This
Dib and Zim just left the tent and were out on a hunt for werewolves and vampires. "So where are we supposed to find a werewolf or vampire?"
"Well, to tell you the truth, I don't think we'll find a Vampire out here anywhere. But since it's," Dib looked at his watch, "9:15, we should be hearing a howl soon and we trace it from there. Right now we look around for evidence that a werewolf was aver here."
"How do we do that?"
"Look for a dead body of an animal and we trace when it died, what killed it, and where the creature that killed it went."
"Sounds disgusting. Do I have to touch it?"
"No, we look around it. You don't have a nose, but you can smell right?"
"Like a Maymer," Zim boasted. Dib looked confused so Zim explained. "A Maymer is a very rare creature on one of Irks conquered planets. It is a planet that is entirely filled with alien animals. Some are rare and some aren't. The Maymer is one of the best smellers, and fighters. If you can defeat one you are an ultimate being. There
Fly on the Wall - ZaGr pt13Earlier that DayFly on the Wall - ZaGr pt135 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Zim eyed the exterior of the membrane household from behind the laser fence, his eyes hidden by a pair of thick metallic goggles. He'd just watched the dib pig leave and head off for school, "GIR." the irken invader hissed in his watch communicator.
"Master?" Gir's voiced replied. Zim had left his robot companion back at the base to keep an eye on the Membrane surveilance, while he went to install a surveillance unit in Gaz's room.
"Gir, one more time, is anyone visible in the house?" Zim crouched in front of the Membrane's mailbox as he awaited Gir's response.
"No biddy bugs anywhere in sight master."
"Excellent. Now Gir you must keep a careful watch and let me know if anything changes you hear me? Gir? GIR!"
"Yes. My Master! Careful Watch!"
Zim sighed, and shook his head he could only imagine what kind of inane escapade Gir was getting himself into. However Zim couldn't bother with waiting, he didn't fully understand why, but he didn't like not knowing what was going
Who Knew A ZADF Story Ch 22They took out Zim's other contact and they found the voice changer. They put his voice back to normal by resetting it. They took him into the minilab that the ship had, and began to make repairs to his PAK. The shorter one fixed Zim up while the taller one contacted the massive.Who Knew A ZADF Story Ch 225 years ago in Drama More Like This
When the tallest appeared and they saw who it was they cried out for joy and wept. "We know its Zim. He had got shot down before we made it back to the ship. We had to carry him back," she tells them.
"We actually figured you would find out it was Zim, but we couldn't let Zim know that you know. He'll think something's up. Don't let him know you know. We just need you back home safely. He thinks you think he's dead, so you mustn't let him know you know, that it essential," Red explains.
"And because you got caught by the Resistance, you cannot travel to Earth," Purple snuffs.
"No! But we had the wrong coordinates!" the Irken female whines.
"No is no," Red puts it simply.
"No 'butt's," Purple commands.
ZAGR Ch. 1 You saved meSitting under a tree purple haired Gaz glared up at her brother. He was lying on his stomach, his binoculars fixed on Zim.ZAGR Ch. 1 You saved me5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Dib would you give it a break already? He hasnt done anything since we got here. he's just standing in his yard, yelling at his dog." Gaz said, obviously annoyed.
"Gaz would you just give me another minute. I think he's up to something!!" He shouted down to her.
Dib and Gaz watched as Zim looked over at the two of them.
"Just what do you think your doing, Dib-stink?" Zim yelled from his yard.
Dib rolled his eyes and climbed to where the branch became skinny to get a better look at him.
Now Zim and Dib's eyes were locked, full of hatred.
"Dib I really don't think you should be going that far onto the branch, it could brea-" Gaz words were cut off as the branch suddenly snapped. Zim's eyes
widened and Gir screamed. Then the Irken did something he couldnt find a reason for. His spider like legs from his pak extended and grabbed Gaz, saving her from the branch. Dib fe
ZaGr:Chapter two"Run! Zim.. RUN!" Gaz ScreamedZaGr:Chapter two5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Zim ran as fast as he could the he pulled out his lazer gun and faced Dib
"You won't win this time Zim!" Dib yelled
"You won't win either Dib! Stop right now! Or I will personally Kill You! " Gaz Screamed
"Zim! This isn't over!" Dib said Angrily
"Oh yes it is! Both of you stop fighting!" Gaz yelled
After Gaz convinced Dib to stop , she tried to make them form a truce Zim agreed but Dib
"Dib , he stopped trying to take over the world years ago! Please stop! For me!" Gaz Screamed
"Yeah , for her Dib!" Zim said
"Shut up Zim!"Dib said
"No! You cannot tell Zim to shut up! You don't have control of the Mighty Zim!" Zim Yelled
Zim ran to his house in angst her broke his door
---------------------------------------------The Next Day----------------------------------------------------------
"Gaz wake up! It's the first day of Skool!" Dib said
"Wake me up when I care" Gaz said groggily
"C'mon ! Zim will be there! " Dib smirked
"Stop it , or I'll beat you up
Who Knew A ZADF Story Chptr 14Who Knew A ZADF Story Chptr 146 years ago in Drama More Like This
Dreams flickered through Zims mind as he and Gaz snuggled close together. They had been asleep for about an hour and it was at least one in the morning. Zim scooted closer to Gaz. Man, she's warm, Zim thought to himself. Unlike humans, Irken are completely conscious during sleep, that way if anything happened they would instantly know what was going on. They also stayed conscious, because they have their internal clock. They learn during training how to be conscious during sleep so they can wake up on time without having to be woken up.
Gaz, on the other hand, was not conscious. For the first time in a long time, she dreamed as well. She had another reason in life, besides playing her video games and hating on Dib. She had Gir, and Zim. She loved them both, she realized. She loved Gir like a pet, but Zim was just a little different. He was more like a friend, but she wanted to be more than friends. She knew she couldn't. She couldn't let herself become attached to Zim, because she didn
Who Knew A ZADF Story Chptr 13Who Knew A ZADF Story Chptr 136 years ago in Drama More Like This
Dib woke up to the faint sound of sweet soft music. The movie was over and Gir was fast asleep, but Zim and Gaz were nowhere to be seen.
Where the heck are they?! He thought to himself as he got up, making sure not to wake up Gir, and looking around the tent. He looked all around the large tent and outside of it as well, but found no sign of the two. The music still played somewhere in the forest and it soothed Dib; as if he'd heard it before. Wait a minute! Music?! He dashed back inside of the tent. He looked around and couldn't find his sisters instruments. I knew I heard this music before! They played it before while I was asleep!!
He dashed outside in search of the source of the music. He was headed toward the lake as the music grew louder with each step he took. Soon he came to a clearing where he saw many animals; some sleeping, some swaying to the music. He looked where the animals looked too and saw his sister playing her violin with Zim playing Gaz's viol
ZaGr : Chapter three"Fine! I'll sit somewhere else!" Dib saidZaGr : Chapter three5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Dib looked for a place to sit but , there was nobody he knew in the cafeteria.
"Please , can I sit here?" Dib said nicely
"Sure , Whatever " Gaz rolled her eyes
"So... Truce ?" Zim asked
" Uhh.... lemme think about it.....um...NO!" Dib replied angrily
"Why?" Gaz asked curiously
"Because Zim is my enemy! He should be your enemy too , Gaz! " Dib said
"Well , by the looks of it , I am not. " Zim said sarcastically while putting his arm around Gaz
"So , back on the subject , I should be the leader of the Irken Empire , Dib!" Zim said smugly
"WHAT?!" Dib shouted
*the whole cafeteria looks at Dib*
"Uh...Nevermind!" Dib yelled
"Yeah I am the tallest Irken , the tallest irken is considered the leader!" Zim chuckled
"Did you contact them yet ?" Gaz asked
"They didn't answer , I was blocked by them " Zim said
"HA HA! You can't be the leader!" Dib started cracking up
"You were right Darlene , he Is Crazy!"
ZAGR ch. 6 Chapter 6: Ditching DibZAGR ch. 65 years ago in Romance More Like This
He still didn't trust Zim alone with her but knew Gaz could take care of herself. He knew Zim hadn't left the skool, and probably went back to the detention room. Dib contemplated any other reason Gaz would want to destroy his new machine instead of the one she gave him, but couldn't.
"Don't strain yourself by thinking, you'll get a headache and that won't be good for your concussion," the nurse said. Dib sighed and nodded and sat back up on the cot.
"Can't I go now?" he asked.
"Not until the two hours are up, and then you have to keep yourself awake for another twenty four hours after seeing a real doctor," the nurse said. Dib was silent, after the silence in the room started turning tense, the nurse looked up and saw Dib's muscles tensing. "Don't."