The Book of CharlesIn the beginning, there was God.The Book of Charles6 years ago in Spiritual & Occult More Like This
But God didn't much like the idea of being God, so He decided to make Charles to do all of His work while God committed suicide.
So after God, there was Charles.
Charles said, "Damn it's dark in here. Can we get a little light?" And so there was light, and it wasn't exactly as good as Charles thought it would be. So Charles said, "Y'know, emo folk probably wouldn't appreciate all of this light. so let there be darkness!" And so, the light went away.
Now, Charles, being the sadistic bastard that he is, said, "Damn, now I'm back to where I started, and now the emo folk are too happy! Okay then, more light!" And so there was light. Again. Only this time, the darkness didn't go away.
And Charles saw it, and decided it was good enough; He didn't feel like changing it.
Now Charles says, "Sure is lonely- I could use some creatures to poke fun at!" And so, Charles created the universe, and in that universe was a galaxy, and in that galaxy was a solar system, an