horatio-rocks-CSI:MIAMIthese are some reasons that horatio rocks CSI:MIAMIhoratio-rocks-CSI:MIAMI6 years ago in Biography & Memoir More Like This
1. when he takes off his sunglasses you know that there's gonna be trouble
2.never make him mad
3.he is good with kids
4.there is a hand to hold when you're dying
5.he can put a smile on anyone's face
6. he is the last thing you see before the screen goes off to the stupid commercials
7.he knows his way around a gun
8.he is a bomb expert
9.he gets though the case NO MATTER WHAT!
10.he is a great cop
11.sometimes he is never scared
12.he can find or save anyone
13.he has to do the punch-line or one-liner
14.he can get the truth out of someone easy
15.he has a shoulder you can cry on
16. he has cool clothes
17.he never has his guard down
18.he always examines the evidence to find the murderer
19.he can fight really good
20.he catches the bad guy no what the circumstances are
21.you can't escape from him
22.he will never quit his job
23.he's got cool shades of course!
24.he will find the missing person in a matter of time
25.he hates to
:TAU: The Runaway -PART II-:TAU: The Runaway -PART II-5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A/N: This story is part of a continuity that involves genderbending of Toph and Aang, and what the canon might have been as a result. Sorry for any confusion; please read Artist's Comments for further information.
The Runaway (Part II)
Guys, I think these scams have gone far enough. Katara paced about her brother and friends, treating them to one of her sternest lectures. If you keep doing them, something bad is gonna happen.
Could you for once stop being such a sourpuss and just lighten up?
Oh, I'm sorry. You think I should be more like YOU? Like some wild child?
Yeah, maybe. Maybe then, you'd see how great we have it, Toph rebutted, rising to her challenge. I mean, LOOK at us. We're traveling around the world, making easy money, having fun, with no parents to tell us what to do.
Ah, I see. You're acting like this because of your parents.
Tophs eyes sparked with resent
Together and AlwaysTogether and Always chapter 1Together and Always6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
This starts off three years after the war. Aang and Toph are 15 Sokka and Suki are 18 Katara is 17 and Zuko is 19.
It was a hot sunny day in the fire nation. The gang hadnt seen each other in about six months because they had all been so busy. Its so great to see everyone again Katara said as she sat down at a table in the dining hall of the royal palace. And why are we here again? Toph spoke.
Well I thought it would be a great idea just to see how you guys are doing.
Well you picked a great place, SugarQueen, because now were all gonna die in this ridiculous heat!
Hey its not my fault that its like a million degrees out there. Besides, the water tribes are to cold, the air temples are crowded and Aang is always surrounded by tons of people, and your parents hate us so we couldnt stay at your place. So the only place left was here.
Come on guys! We arent here
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Aang tried as hard as he could to not choke on his food. Just the look that Katara was giving to Zuko made him sick in his heart. He wanted to kill Zuko for even talking to her. He couldn't stand it. He was disgusted, dumbfounded, anxious for Zuko to hurt so he had a good reason to kill him and to win her back. All these emotions were passing through him like a light passes through a window. He clutched his spoon hoping that he doesn't snap it as he takes his very painful scoops of veggie stew in his bowl.
Toph felt worried she thought he was sick if he was this tense. "Are you okay Airhead?" she asked him worried.
"I am just having a bad stomachache" he replied sternly at her.
She knew that he was lying so she guessed that he didn't want to talk about it. He stood up and looked at Katara. He sighed sadly and left without
10 Funny Comic Quotes"Your head is where ideas go to die!" - Dilbert Comic10 Funny Comic Quotes5 years ago in Humor More Like This
"The good news is that we got a 25 billion dollar bailout.
The great news is that I kept it all as my bonus.
Who wants to see pictures of my new island fortress?" - Dilbert Comic
Fortune Teller: "I see someone you trust betraying you in the future. I see them screaming about your lies on reports of numbers...."
King: "My accountant?"
Fortune Teller: "Your caddy." - Wizard of ID Comic
"I want to be an artist but I also want to be successful, so I have to make a choice - do I want to give up my dream job or start living in my car?" - My Cage Comic
"I got a job working at the toy department at the new store! It's the most fun job I could hope to get!...well, aside from being the manager of a jet pack factory, obviously." - Sally Forth Comic
-klunk- -klank- -klonk- -thud- -bang-
Mother: "What is that noise?"
Teenage Son: "Your car keys are in the dryer."
Mother: "They're WHERE?!"
Teenage Son: "I accidentally washed them with my jeans."
How To Survive a Horror Movie1. If you're a blonde, dead-meat, blondes die instantly, so dye your hairHow To Survive a Horror Movie5 years ago in Horror More Like This
2. Never sleep with another person when a killer's on the loose,doing thiswill get you killed
3. Killers usually show up at parties so don't throw one or go to one
4. Don't be high, because you'll have no clue as to what's going on
5. Don't be drunk, you'll end up dead within two seconds
6. NEVER GO ANYWHERE ALONE, SEPERATING FROM THE GROUP WILL GET YOU KILLED VERY EASILY
7. Don't where high heels, you'll trip and that gets you killed faster
8. Do not go investigate any strange noises, its the killer and you're falling in his trap
9. If you're home alone and you KNOW something's in the house, get the hell outta of the house fast (this one has actually saved my life)
10. If the killer is near you do not scream no matter what
11. If you're a guy, don't hang out with the girls, they'll scream and the killer will get you faster
12. Do not try to be heroic, just run
13. Never go upstairs, unless zombies are outside
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Avatar the Last Airbender and all that credit stuff
As she got her strength back the following week the nuns have been in silence since Aang has finally become realized. Toph admitted to herself she did not know what in the world it meant when an Avatar became realized. As well she could remember she was in her room listening to her parents whispering about the war that could approach to their village soon. Toph was very little afraid of the war since she knew that she can take of herself. She began to remember that her parents went silent when one of their servants walked up.
"My lord it is true the Avatar has returned to end this war!" the servant said. Toph could tell that he was hiding his excitement regarding the well welcomed news.
"Do you have any proof?" her father asked.
"Yes! I most certainly do," The servant said and walked him to a wi
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Just Friends More Then That 13Chapters 13- talk to me pleaseJust Friends More Then That 136 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Toph hasnt talk to aang since Saturday night on her phone. Aang try to text her but she didnt answer. He called her she didnt answer. He even tries to talk to her on aim but she didnt answer. He wondered why.
Monday at school
Toph was at her locker getting her books when aang walked up to her
Hey she said in a low voice
Toph whats wrong I called you texted you and aimed you and you didnt answer
Its nothing she said still talking low
Come on toph whats up?
I told you is nothing
Toph is it because of Saturday?
Then what is it?
ITS ME THATS WHATS WRONG! she screamed at him slamming her lock and walking away from aang
Toph what do you mean its you aang said running to her
She stopped and turned to aang, aang im sorry but im not in the mood to talk to yo
Nothing Gold Can StayNothing Gold Can StayNothing Gold Can Stay6 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Edan sank to grief.
So dawn goes down today.
Nothing gold can stay.
The Secret of Bloody MaryThe Secret of Bloody MaryThe Secret of Bloody Mary10 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
M. C. Hunton
It was a clear dark night, the moon shone brightly through the cloudless sky. Ellen, Trisha, Joan, and Lauren were gathered in a small ring on the floor of Lauren's room. Her parents were out for the night, not expected to be back until, at the earliest, one. Now it was what one would call 'scary story time,' and at the moment Trisha was telling the story of the hook.
"They drove away from the hill," she was muttering in a barely audible, but still heard voice. "She momentarily forgot the eerie scratching sound that she had heard mere minutes before. And then they got to her house. Her boyfriend, the gentleman that he was, got out to open her door, and when he got to her side he gasped. 'What?' she asked, 'What's wrong?' Then he opened the door wordlessly, and hanging from the handle was a silver hook."
There was silence for a second or two, until Joan laughed and said, "That was a good one! I'll remember that!" She smacked her knee once, riddi
Me and the Outsiders Ponyboy and I walked out of the theatre house, laughing our heads off. Ponyboy was talking about how he wished his eyes were mote gray than green. I said that I wished the sky was purple, but we can't all get what we want. We stood in front of the mirror on the side of the theatre house. we made faces until we noticed a blue mustang.Me and the Outsiders7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
"Pony, it's the Socs." I whispered. He nodded and we slowly started walking away from the teatre house. The mustang followed. I grabbed Ponyboy's hand. I was scared. Really scared. Neither of us had been jumped before. We turned a corner into an alley while the mustang continued to follow. The Socs honked and we broke into a fast walk. As we walked farther, the houses seemed in worse condition. There were hardly any cars, and if there were, they were old and beat up. Some probably didn't even
Jingle BombsDashing through the sand,Jingle Bombs6 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan,
for christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
Thats when I got shot in the ass,
by the U.S. military.
Mine blew up you see,
where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Your soldier shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left,
is this towel upon my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to uncle sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done,
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer,
as a convinience store night clerk.
I think I got screwed
dont laugh at me because Im dead,
or Ill kill you .
Taang Week: TeaseHey everybody. As most of you already know, me, along with Robert, AKA Staredcraft, are starting out own Avatar Ship week: Taang week. Heres day one of the 7 Fics.</i>Taang Week: Tease6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
This fic takes place before Ember Island Players, but After The Southern Raiders, somewhere in between.
Our story begins in the old beach house on Ember Island, belonging to Zukos family. Since Fire Lord Ozai never visited the house in a very long time, it was the ideal hiding place for Avatar Aang and his friends to stay and not be discovered. We see them all by the beaches, laying under either the sun or under some shade.
Katara: (sighs) What a great day this is.
Sokka: Yeah, Who would have though the Fire Nation h
Winter WonderlandThe snow fell silently from the night sky, covering the Townsville in a crystal white blanket. It was Christmas Eve and even the villains decided to take a holiday. Since there were evil villains about, the teenage Powerpuff girls decided it was a perfect day for a walk. Well, Blossom and Bubbles did. Buttercup was sort of 'talked' into it.Winter Wonderland5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Buttercup trudged through the snow behind her sisters, grumbling under her breath.
"C'mon, Buttercup," said Bubbles, "Cheer up."
"It's not like we can do this every day. We should take advantage of this quiet day and enjoy ourselves," said Blossom.
Buttercup scowled and rolled her eyes. Then she glanced down at the ground. A mischievous smile spread across her lips as her eyes travelled up to her sisters.
"Guess who I ran into at the mall," said Blossom.
"Who?" asked Bubbles, suddenly interested.
"I saw-oof!" A snowball hit her in the back of the head. "Hey!" She turned and glared at her sister. The green Powerpuff blinked and pointed to herse
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"Ok Bubbles! So what have we learned today?" Blossom asked her cute sister.
"That I should only hang out with people that you aprove of." Bubbles said.
"And who does that include?" BC asked.
"Boomer." Bubbles said with a sad sigh.
"Aww, Bubbles, it's ok." Blossom said comforting her sister.
"No it's not! He's changed I tell you!" Bubbles yelled.
"You should NEVER fall for a villain, Bubbles!" BC ordered.
"Yes, Bubbles. Ms. Hypocryte over here is right." Blossom said.
"Shut up, Blossom!" BC yelled.
"I'm not in love with Boomer, he's just an awesome friend. Just like Octi!" Bubbles said, holding her little octi up close to her head, squeezing it with joy.
"Well, ok. Just make sure you don't fall in love with him, or befriend him, like SOME of us..." Blossom said while smirking at BC.
"Ok, so I liked Ace for a while! Who cares?" BC said.
"Whatever. Bubbles, we're going downstairs for a while. We'll be back up with chocolatechip cookies in a minute." Blossom said.
TS: My Mother, My Hero Chp. 5 Lisa, Bart, and Laura came home at their normal times. As they filed off the bus, they ran for the front door to avoid the eyes of Homer and Marge; though it was impossible. They were standing there on the porch, watching. Watching...TS: My Mother, My Hero Chp. 55 years ago in Children and Teen More Like This
It had been only a day since Marge and Homer were released from prison, yet the kids felt as if they had been watching them forever.
The kids could feel the daggers even though they were a fair distance apart. Laura began to shake in fear, trying to avoid Homer's hard glare boring through her although her back was towards him. Bart held Lisa's hand protectively, as if he knew Marge would run at them and grab Lisa by force. Though the kids knew that if they ever did anything to them, the consequences awaiting them would be much worse.
Luckily, Ruth was sitting on the stoop of her home, waiting. She smiled and called to the kids.
Trade: A Negima Expansion FicChisame Hasegawa let out a huff as she scrolled through the many messages that littered her website's forums. Dressing herself as a famous web idol Chiu, she had garnered quite a large following of mostly basement-bound otaku and lonely salarymen with her adorable face, cute dresses, and provocative poses. Of course, her recently acquired magic abilities from her child of a school teacher helped some, allowing her to alter her appearance to achieve the best results in exciting and tantalizing her fan-base to the fullest. After all, the more money they spent on her photo sets and videos, the better. However, she had recently been seeing some very suspicious-looking discussions going on amongst her fans, discussions on a specific area of her body.Trade: A Negima Expansion Fic2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
'Don't you think it would be great if Chiu's breasts were even larger? What kind of crap is this? These guys are never satisfied with all of the hard work I put up with for them...' Chisame thought after reading one of the comments. She saw sev
Zutara fanfic- chapter sixThe next day, Katara and Toph were to go to town for supplies and to rendezvous with Zukos uncle while Zuko and Aang practiced, and Sokka was to find a room and clean it for Zukos uncle. Katara and Toph landed Appa in a hidden from view glade a few minuets from town, and hopped off. As they walked into town Toph said,Zutara fanfic- chapter six6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
So, how's it going with Zuko? You two hooked up yet? Katara blushed deeply.
No, we havent. Really, all that happened was, he saved my life.
What?! Toph exclaimed. Katara explained the events of the previous night while they picked out food. Let me get this straight: you two were hugging, in the middle of the night, after hed saved your life, and youd had a laughing fit together, and nothing else happened?!?! she said, taking a apple Katara pushed at her, and putting it into their bag.
Toph! I dont even know if he likes me. What if he thinks Im still I
Naruto WG: Sakura And The Roly-Poly Ramen Part 4Tsunade undid the sash around her waist as she charged at Kabuto; her stomach was growing fatter with each passing second. But she couldn't let that distract her right now. She wouldn't grow as immense as Sakura or the other girls, but she would inevitably become obese enough that it would impede her fighting abilities. So, she had to stop Kabuto as quickly as she could. Kabuto raised the right hand, and it began to take on a new shape.Naruto WG: Sakura And The Roly-Poly Ramen Part 42 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
'Many Hidden Shadow Snake Hands!'
A number of snakes emerged from Kabuto's sleeve all at once. Tsunade rolled her eyes; she was really getting tired of having to fight these things. She side-stepped just at the right moment, grabbed the cluster of snakes in her hand, and tugged hard, dragging its owner toward her rather easily. She swung her leg up in an arch and hit Kabuto square in the chest, enough force put behind it that it tore off his entire transformed arm in the process. Tsunade's face and neck became engulfed with newly added fat, chipmunk-lik
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"That I am," Kabuto sneered from underneath his hood, "I did not think that a small-time ninja like yourself would remember about me."
"What?" For some reason, even as this creep was inching toward her with a needle to inject her, she was still ticked by his accusation of her being 'small-time'.
"Don't kid yourself, girl. It is only because of your connection with the Uzumaki boy and Uchiha Sasuke that you matter to me at all. Otherwise, you are just a weak and worthless young woman that allows her emotions to get in the way of her duties. Shameful, really."
"Gah...!" Sakura really wanted to sock this guy; she couldn't come up with the words that could adequately describe how pissed she was.
"However, I can make you useful to me." Kabuto knelt down beside the pink-haired young woman, "For the past few weeks I have been experimenting with a new type of chemical compound on Konoha women. It's still very much in the developmental stages. Its purpose is t