Veruca in the Egg RoomVeruca in the Egg RoomVeruca in the Egg Room3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
“I know what you’re thinking,” Began Willy Wonka as Charlie and Grandpa Joe quietly caught up with the rest of the group, “They can’t be doing what they’re doing. But they are. They have to. I haven’t met the Oompa Loompa yet who could do it. These are the geese that lay the golden eggs. As you can see, they’re larger than ordinary geese. As a matter of fact, they’re quadruple sized geese which produce octuple size eggs. They’re laying overtime right now for Easter.”
“But Easter’s over!” interrupted Mike Teevee.
Mr Wonka quickly covered Mike’s mouth, “Sshhh... They don’t know that. I’m trying to get ahead for next year.”
“What happens if they drop one of those eggs, Wonka?” asked Mr Salt.
“An omelette fit for a king, sir.” Said Wonka in a melodious way.
Veruca Salt was clearly intrigued “Are they chocolate eggs?”
Katie The EggWith a groaning, ominous creak, the oversized door opened into the grandiose mansion. In walked the maid and housekeeper, Katie, supplies in hand for yet another day of house upkeep. The door closed behind her slowly as she gazed upon the oversized mansion lobby. In what could be shown as a valuable testimonial for her services, nothing seemed to be out of place nor in a state where excessive cleaning should, or could, be done. Still, she had a duty to uphold as the house's resident had already paid her handsomely with better than twice her usual rate.Katie The Egg1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Katie, dressed in her usual maids uniform, a black and white ensemble outlined by matching coloured frills and a short skirt for the ease of movement (especially handy for those hard to dust areas under antique furniture), started to traverse the house with duster in hand and the clacking of her black high heels following. Thanks to her doing her job so thoroughly during the first few days of employment, she needn't do much. She could qu
[BIO] Naomi Hoshizora[BIO] Naomi Hoshizora7 months ago in Profiles More Like This
NAME: Naomi Hoshizora
SPEICIES: Half-Youkai/Blueberry Hybrid
BIRTHDAY: October 5th
Naomi Hoshizora was a demon youkai. As a demon youkai, she had (and still has) good terms with humans. She was common seen in blue clothing, as blue is her favourite colour.
Naomi became a blueberry when she stumbled across some blueberry bushes. The same bushes shown in the picture above. She picked blueberries because-obviously-they're blue! Well one berry she picked had a strange feature to it-turn people (only females) into actual, permanent blueberries!
When Naomi consumed this berry, she not only filled up with juice, but she also developed blueberry anatomy, ovaries, and seeds. Her skin was also covered in a protective coating of powdery epicuticular wax, just like ordinary blueberries. After th
Ultimate MVC3 'rant'Ultimate MVC3 'rant'4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Ah, yes. Marvel Vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds. One of the many games that came out this year.
After almost 10 years of countless patience from the fans, Capcom, having acquired the Marvel franchise back from Activision, finally releases Marvel Vs. Capcom 3, another entry in the Vs. series.
Well, guess what? It's coming out again, only this time with some major improvements and under the name of Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3.
This is gonna be a bit of a rant on Ultimate Marvel Vs.Capcom 3. Actually, let me rephrase that. It's gonna be a rant on the people ranting about Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3.
Ever since the trailer for the game came out, the response from the fans has been mixed at best. Some are incredibly happy that this game is being made, as I am. Others are angry at "Crapcom" (which is one of the stupidest insults I've ever heard, by the way), and dismiss the very existence of this game.
This rant is focusing on the latter.
First of all, let's talk about some of
Alice in Swelland - Part 2Walking down the path carefully, Alice took in the strange sights from the forest. Everything looked all puffy in some way, or something that could make someone blow up like a balloon. Even the birds flying by all had a bit of a puff to their bellies. It looked a little adorable, to say the least.Alice in Swelland - Part 210 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Well, I don't want to look like this. I want to go back to normal, and go home." She said. Alice continued to waddle, until she could hear something hissing from further up the path. Soft pink bubbles were floating in the air above her, leading the way down the dirt path. When Alice finally came to the source, she couldn't believe what she saw.
"Wow..." She sighed. It was a giant, inflated house, with a puffy looking woman making it bigger as she blew into a valve on the side. The house looked like a rather normal house, but everything was round and puffy, with nothing having a single corner to it.
"Come on, you silly house! You need to get bigger so I can get inside!" The woman squeaked, he
Dawn the Pecha BerryDawn the Pecha Berry6 months ago in Humor More Like This
Dawn is a Pokémon trainer who is competing in Pokémon contests to be the best Pokémon Coordinator all around Sinnoh. Due to the weather's climate in Platinum, she wore her red winter dress outfit with a white scarf and retained her signature hat and pink boots.
One day out on her journey, she felt a little hungry and wanted something to eat on the way to her next destination. She opened up her bag and checked every nook and cranny to see if there are any berries she can eat. But unfortunately there wasn't any, not even a little Oran berry as she had already given the last one for her Pokémon to eat.
"I need a sweet fruit like a Pecha berry," Dawn said. "Maybe there might be a shrub growing a few of them somewhere."
Dawn searched the area to see if there's a shrub growing some Pecha berries. She found there was the only Pecha berry tree still growing and harvested a few.
"Good thing I could find one of them," Dawn smiled as she held one Pecha berry in her hand with t
RP: New Hope for UrianRP: New Hope for Urian9 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Disclaimer: Contains fetishes such as farts, gluttony, burps and Loli. So GTFO or PTFO!
Urian: *Crying on a street corner in the rain*
Leshawk: *sees the girl getting soaked, stops and walks up to her*
Urian: *Sniffles and looks up at the stranger* Who... are you?
Leshawk: *puts jacket over her head and draping it so it can warm her* My name's Les. Or Leshawk for full. You shouldn't be out here in the rain, you'll catch a cold. *As he says that he realizes looking at her stricken face that it was tears of sorrow, not cold that was making her sniff before. he talks to he gets on one knee and looks at her* What happened to you?
Urian: *Looks up with tears rolling down her cheeks. Eyes filled with despair.* I... Have nowhere to go...
Leshawk: *thinks of many different things to say to that, ask her why and how, give his heartfelt sorrow and decides that the girl in front of him ne
Alice in Swelland - Part 1"Oof!" Alice landed on the checkerboard tiled floor hard. She sat up, and rubbed her arms. "I guess following that rabbit wasn't the best idea." She said. That day had been boring so far, with her just reading her book and leaning on the tree in the backyard. That was when she saw the white rabbit, wearing a waistcoat, and something more...She ran after it to find out, and this was where he ended up. In a strange room at the bottom of a rabbit hole. She looked around, and saw uninflated balloons sitting all over the room, with more inside a clear container that sat on a wooden table. Two small tanks, a red one marked 'AIR', in plan yellow text, the other purple one marked 'HELIUM' in curly, fancy text. A bike pump sat at the front of the table, in between the two tanks.Alice in Swelland - Part 110 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Curiouser and Curiouser! I've never seen so many balloons scattered all over the place before!" She stood up and brushed off her blue and white dress, and pulled the stray leaves out of her hair. Being careful not to s
Malec: Dream (2/2)Magnus knelt on the bed, his breath heavy and his heart pounding so hard he could feel it through his whole body. Panicly, he stared with wide eyes at the empty place where Alec should be. The comforter there was tossed aside, the pillow crumpled. When Magnus moved his hands over the mattress, it felt warm to the touch. Warm enough to note someone had been lying there not long ago. Trying to order his thoughts, Magnus recollected what just had happened. He needed to calm himself down.Malec: Dream (2/2)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Inhaling deeply, he remembered his dream.
Alec worked on some papers, Magnus wanted to spent time with him but had to wait until the Shadowhunter was done. Then he woke up. It was late at night and he had cuddled with Alec. Yeah, three hours ago he had cuddled with his boyfriend.
But now, he wasn't here.
Why wasn't his boyfriend here?
Hadn't he only dreamed he was hunting? He couldn't be hunting for real, could he?
It was only a dream.
Being a warlock meant that sometimes dreams could tell you the truth,
RQ: I'll Catch You! [Japan x Reader]RQ: I'll Catch You! [Japan x Reader]2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Flashback: 14 years ago...
"Mommy! Mommy!" You yelled as you ran towards your mom. She was packing some bags, knowing that you wouldn't stay for long here, in Japan. It was more of a business trip on why you were here in the first place. From your dad's work- you've always wanted to be like your dad. You can't really deny that you two were very much alike.
"Yes, (nickname)?" She said while she placed the last pieces of clothes in the bag.
"I wanna go to this park! It looks pretty!" You said and held up a brochure that you picked up from the airport when you first got here.
You tried pulling a cute face, but your mom just ruffled your hair. Just moments after, your dad walked in- bringing a huge smile to your face.
"Daddy! Can you take me there?" You grinned.
"Sure, (nickname)." Your father smiled at you as he picked you up.
Time skip: At the park...
"Wait here, (name). Daddy's gotta answer a call. Just stay there." Your dad says as he ruffled your hair and stood up.
'I wonder if dad's
Daddy!England X Mommy!Reader: Kirkland Family 12Daddy!England X Mommy!Reader: Kirkland Family 123 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
At yesterday's meeting, Feliciano invited Matthew and Alfred to a sleepover. Gilbert overhead the idea, and decided to do the same, but, he would make it more awesome by inviting everybody. You had, of course accepted his invitation, seeing as it was his birthday.
He had told you to come to his (rather large and flash looking) house, and to bring your whole family. When you walked through the large front door, you found yourself almost crushed by the sheer amount of people crowded into the tiny place. Gilbert seemed to be blocking the door to the lounge, trying to teach Antonio a complex handshake.
Finally, Antonio got the right steps in the right order, and the doorway was cleared. You surged into the lounge, making sure no-one crushed Alfred and Matthew.
"Another pathetic idea of that loser..." You glanced up. You hadn't noticed another person on the couch next to you.
"Vash? What are you doing here?"
"What am I doing here? That bastard forced me to come here!"
"You should have just
BTTxThief!ReaderBTTx Thief!Reader (with England)BTTxThief!Reader3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Hired to Kill
"How much do I owe you?" You glanced up at the man. A lock of his blonde hair curled upward from his head.
"I took what you owe me." You nodded at the bag, "The rest is there."
He nodded, grabbing the large sack. "Thanks." Pulling a mask over his face, he waved and lept up the stairs.
As strange as this exchange might have been to an outsider, It was completely normal for one such as you.
What were you? A thief for hire. Plain and simple. People paid you to break into fancy high-end places. You did it willingly. It was a fun job.
Besides, you loved making the nobles flip.
Pulling a dagger out of your belt, you set about to polishing it.
A creak came from upstairs. A new costumer.
A familiar man walked down the stairs. His tanned skin glowing contrasting against his bright red coat.
"What can I do for you Toni?" You twirled the dagger between your fingers.
Antonio was a fellow