kyles mom[cartman] you guys this is all kyles moms fault! that she had to start this club!!kyles mom8 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
[kyle] shut up cartman! [cartman] all because shes a bitch! [kyle] i said shut up cartman! [Cartman:] Weeelllll... [kyle] dont do it cartman! [Cartman:] Weeelllll... [kyle] im warning you!! [cartman] ok,ok. [kyle] im getting sick of cartman calling my mom a...
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
[kyle]:shut your f...ing mouth cartman!
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes u super king kamehameha bitch
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid
Alternate ending to Kaa and Mowgli's 1st encounterThe sound of his name stirred Bagheera from his rest. He'd been trying for the past few minutes to finally lie down on the branch and get some much needed sleep, but Mowgli the man cub seemed intent on making things as difficult as possible. The boy had ridden on Bagheera's back all day long, Bagheera had been the one having to keep moving without a single break. He'd had to move quickly, the tiger Shere Kahn could be on them at any time and there was no time to waste. He'd expected Mowgli to understand how important it was they get him back to the man-village, but the boy insisted on arguing all through the night when all Bagheera wanted was to get some sleep before the long day ahead.Alternate ending to Kaa and Mowgli's 1st encounter3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
This time it was the boy murmuring Bagheera's name. The boy clearly sounded exhausted but thought that he could somehow convince the panther otherwise.
"Oh now look it's no use arguing anymore" Bagheera half spoke, half yawned. He'd lifted his head off the branch to be heard
Jungle Book: A Pythons encounter, remastered! 1/2Not even the soft pitter patter of dashing feet did little to disturb the sweet chirps of the fluttering birds as they sang above the canopy, singing in tune to the light rustles of wind that sweep by the thick foliage of the Indian Jungles, accompanied by the howls of monkeys and soft grunts of other various inhabitants that prowled in the brisk of day. Sunlight trickled into down through the thick blanket of leaves, giving the Jungle carpet an interesting patchwork display. Some small portions of light were disturbed as a scurrying young boy sprinted through and over the seemingly never ending maze of these Jungles.Jungle Book: A Pythons encounter, remastered! 1/21 month ago in Fantasy More Like This
Angry and defiant. The calling bird’s song soon began to quieten, replaced by the sound of running water, instantly tempting the buds for a quick drink and a rest. His full on sprint in the scorching heat had saturated the child's tanned skin with sweat, dripping from his body like honey seeping out a hive.
Betrayal, backstabbed. The child's legs so
Who's Bad- Chapter 4Who's Bad- Chapter 42 years ago in Romance More Like This
4- Anastasia and the Boy in Black Leather
subway stations in New York are not all glamorous and clean. The Hoyt
Schermerhorn Station in Brooklyn is kind of trashed, in my opinion.
On the middle level, which is where I went to, there was a little
pile of both old and new food wrappers beside a garbage can next to
one of the exits.
small white tiles on the walls and pillars, which used to be
spotless, have gathered dirt and other stains over the many years
they've been there. I still wasn't sure as to why I wanted to go
there in the first place. But something amazing or shocking was going
to happen. Crouching behind a pillar, I watched as an old man walk
down a staircase, that was on my far right, and continued his stroll.
Just then, a man wearing a familiar-looking gray tracksuit, with a
hoodie and jacket, advanced to the old man. He stopped and said
something barely audible to the elderly person. Out of the corner of
my right eye, three guys, that l
Gotcha - The Story Part 2Baloo the bear danced through the shrubs and hummed an old song. "Another lazy day in the jungle", he said to himself with some kind of satisfaction. He was always searching for food and so he turned every stone and checked every bush for insects and fruit. "Honey, honey, honey where are you?", he sang to the jungle and sniffed the air. Then, something familiar caught his eyes. Dangling from high above, a snake's coil hang in mid air. The rest of the snake was hidden in the leaves. "Hm could that be old Kaa?", Baloo said, thinking. "I wonder if he caught himself another of these poor monkeys " The bear trotted closer to the dangling coil and looked up, but was unable to see anything but leaves.Gotcha - The Story Part 25 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Up in the tree, Mowgli dreamed in his trance. Kaa, the python had put him on a huge branch and had commanded him to sit still. The snake removed his chaotically placed coils from the boy, only to wrap him up in a proper manner. The tip of his tail crept on his right hand and for
GermanyxDepressed!Reader - Night Terrors [Part 1]GermanyxDepressed!Reader - Night Terrors [Part 1]3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Your breath hitched in your chest, the sound of your footsteps on the ground beat furiously like a drum. Trees swiftly passed by you as you sprinted, helplessly searching for shelter. Behind you the dark purple aurora grew closer and closer, it's mist poisoning every living thing in it's path. It reeked of death, something all too familiar to you. The forest seemed endless, showing no signs of an exit. Sweat poured down your forehead, your hot breath coming out in short, dry heaves. Finally, your legs as heavy as lead, you fell to the ground in defeat. Struggling for air, you opened your eyes to the awful sight of the poisonous gas quickly approaching you.
You screamed, it completely engulfed you and your surroundings, and you could no longer breathe. Tears flowed anew as you felt your body convulse. Your chest tightened and you wailed in pain. All of a sudden you hear yelling in your ear, "_____!! _____! Wake up, verdammt!!" Your eyes shot open, and
Heartbreak"I love you" were the words you said to meHeartbreak8 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
According to you we were meant to be
So why are you not by my side?
My heart is breaking on the inside
I knew I should have never have trusted you
I knew you were too good to be true
Shades of Green- Chapter 13Shades of Green- Chapter 134 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Shades of Green
Chapter Thirteen- Conquest of The Leader
Part Four- Crimson and Clover
The Leader's Helicarrier
The Helicarrier itself shook with the fury of the battle pitting Hulk and Shego against the Hulked-Out Avengers and the Hulked-Out Masters of Evil! It was literally a clash of titans, and the fate of the world rested on Hulk and Shego's shoulder, for they were the only ones that could stand a chance of defeating The Leader now! Still, in order for either of them to reach The Leader, they were both going to have to deal with the Hulked-Out Avengers and the Hulked-Out Masters of Evil, for there was no way of getting past them.
Hulk was dealing with Hulked-Out Thor, Executioner, Wonder Man, Ant-Man, Crimson Dynamo, and Iron Man; Shego was busy with Hulked-Out Enchantress and Wasp, though she was having an easier time besting them in combat than Hulk was with the rest of the Hulked-Out Avengers and Masters of Evil. Shego had to admit, there was a part of her that
October is Here! Chapter 9Be sure to read the description! And get answers to why it is so darn short.October is Here! Chapter 92 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Jack’s point of view.
An half an hour later we were all in the globe room waiting for the yeti to get Mike that hot chocolate. He was going to tell us what happen to him. Finally the yeti came and gave Mikey the hot chocolate and I got chocolate milk! Yummm!
“Thanks” Mikey said to the yeti. He nodded and left without another word.
“Alright so Mikey, can you tell what happened from the start?” Tooth asked Mikey gently. He nodded and took a sip out of his hot chocolate.
“I was the morning of when last night you guys came in my room looking for October.” We nodded. We just found out about October and a other person who turned out to be Drake.
“I stayed with October at all times to make sure she was alright. We both decided to go out in the snow. We went outside and my