Marauder's Rated Interview-The Marauders enter on mass-
James: I had to cut my quidditch short for this so it better be bloody worth it, you dragon-snouted, gnome-cocked interviewer er- .. person.
Sirius: AND theyre not even hot looking! Geez.
Remus: I do apologise for these two -sighs-
Right.. And on that note, this is going to be a rated interview. So you cannot swear, talk about sex or use physical violence.
Remus: Sounds good. Its about time we could have a decent and civil interview without all of James swearing and Sirius innuendos.
Sirius: In your endo. smirks-
James: Woah, woah! So for this interview youre saying we have to answer your questions politely?!
Yes. So lets start with school Do
Roxi: -enters dramatically- Oh yes. You thought youd have an interview without me? Mwhahahaaa!
James: Roxi no!! Leave while you still can!! Theyre making us do a polite and normal i
A Marauder's Introduction...Introduce yourselves.A Marauder's Introduction...7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sirius: Im Sirius. The good looking one. PHWOARRRRR!
James: Wooo, Im the cool one.
Sirius: No modesty there, James?
Remus: Shut up, Sirius. Like you can talk!
Sirius: And, you can tell that this guy is the cute one. Haha, right Remus?
Remus: No. Im the moody-before-a-full-moon guy, so you just better shut your trap.
Peter: And Im.. er just Peter, I guess? The others are all hyped up today. You have been warned.
Cool! So, are you handsome?
Sirius: Handsome? You betcha!! *grins*
James: Dont worry hes not normally THIS bad.. Its just cos he got off with a girl about 5 minutes ago.
What's your sexuality? Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
James: For me there is Lily. Ahhhh.. *trance*
Sirius: And all the other girls for me!!
Remus: Leaving none for us.. *rises eyebrow*
Sirius: Noooo! Silly! Theres all the guys!
Marauder's interview - IF1. If you could be one thing, what would it be?Marauder's interview - IF8 years ago in Humor More Like This
Roxi: A Sex Idol. Haha joke, I'm joking…
Sirius: Whatever. But I think I could pass for a model…
James: Well, I think mine's pretty obvious. The best Quidditch player. EVER. Not that I need to try that hard, I'm basically there anyway
2. If you were to become one thing, anything, what would it be?
Roxi: Ugh, wasn't that just the first question?
Sirius: A towel in a girl's changing room. *Roxi laughs a lot*
James: Something in Lily's bedroom… or instead of having a broomstick to fly maybe being a bird.
Roxi: *smiles at him tauntingly*
3. If you had to be with someone from another country, what would it be?
Roxi: Mmm an Italian, dark hair and skin. Yummm.
Sirius: *swooshes his hair* You've got a quarter Italian right next to you. and I'm dark haired.
Roxi: *jokingly, ignoring the flirting* 100% Italian…
4. If you could do one thing for each of your best friends what would it be?
Remus: You mean
Marauders chat. SLASHMr.Moony has Logged on.Marauders chat. SLASH7 years ago in Humor More Like This
Mr.Moony: Hey... Is anyone on?
Shmexy-Sirius has logged on.
Shmexy-Sirius: Moony! *kiss*
Mr.Moony: *Blush* Hullo, Sirius...
Shmexy-Sirius: *Cry* What, No kiss back?
Prongs has logged on.
Prongs: Hello, Love birds...
Shmexy-Sirius: Love PUPPYS!
Prongs: What ever...
Mr.Moony: Prongs Are you going to Hogsmeade next week?
Prongs: Yup, With LILIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Shmexy-Sirius: *Dies from over-dose of CAPSLOCK*
Mr.Moony: NO! Padfoot! My heart is broken...DX
Shmexy-Sirius: *Kiss kiss kiss* I'm back, Do not fear Moony! I'll never leave you!
Prongs:Ew. Anyhoo, Yes, I am going to Hogsmeade next week...Why?
Mr.Moony: I can't go, could you get me Some Honeydukes Finest chocolate?
Prongs: HUHZ? Why is our preciouse Moony not going?
Mr.Moony: It's uh... *Looks at Calander*
Marauders Interview:CHILDHOODMarauders Interview CHILDHOODMarauders Interview:CHILDHOOD8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. How old are you?
James: Nice easy question to start off with. Good start. Im 17.
Sirius: Yeh, my little baby. *pinches James cheek* Im 18 and the oldest from our gang.
Remus: My eighteenth birthday is coming up soon.
Roxi: We have SUCH a fantastic partAY coming up for you Remmy! But it has to be a few days early because I checked the moon calendar and well
Sirius: The frikkin odds. Thats just too cruel
2. Your parents?
Sirius: Are tossers
Roxi: I tell myself that I dont have a dad but my mums a muggle.
Sirius: Thats how she knows all these weird things and owns stuff like what was that amazing contraption you showed me that time, Roxi?
Roxi: (unenthusiastically) A microwave.
Sirius: Yeh yeh! A wicked thing!! It has the power to produce lightning within itself when you put metal cutlery in there! Its so magical.
Roxi: *under breathe* You broke my flippin microwave,
Remus' Pensieve"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy-warty Hogwarts..."Remus' Pensieve7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Tonks murmured the school song as the paced about the living room of Remus' flat. Waiting for Remus to get off work was an awful bore, especially when she was waiting for their date to start. She checked the clock again.
Quarter to six.
She'd last checked five minutes ago, though it felt like half an hour.
Her restless feet took her out into the hallway, into Remus' room. She loved his room. It was so simple and so...him. Decorated forest greens that blended with the clean hardwood floor, it seemed to eminate the very nature of a forest. Some scratches lined the walls from the last full moon. Remus had obviously not found the time to fix these. She sighed, then set about magically sealing the dark green painted wood.
All the furniture was intact, she noticed as she walked the room. Which meant that he'd had time to vanish it. Good...she d when he would come home too late or too tired to ensure that he had a bed intact by morning.
Hogwarts RulesHarry Potter.Hogwarts Rules7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts.
The giant squid is not an appropriate date for the yule ball.
Starting a betting pool in the fate of this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms.
I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
42 is not the question to everything on the OWLs.
I am not to owl copies of the evil overlord to suspected Death Eaters.
I will not take out life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
Professor Flitwicks first name is not Yoda.
I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes professor.
When fighting death eaters in the annual June battle of Good vs. Evil I will not lift my wand skywards an shout "There can only be ONE!!
I will not say the Phrase "Dude, get a life. To lord Voldemort.
I will not put books of muggle fairy t