Marauder's Rated Interview-The Marauders enter on mass-
James: I had to cut my quidditch short for this so it better be bloody worth it, you dragon-snouted, gnome-cocked interviewer er- .. person.
Sirius: AND theyre not even hot looking! Geez.
Remus: I do apologise for these two -sighs-
Right.. And on that note, this is going to be a rated interview. So you cannot swear, talk about sex or use physical violence.
Remus: Sounds good. Its about time we could have a decent and civil interview without all of James swearing and Sirius innuendos.
Sirius: In your endo. smirks-
James: Woah, woah! So for this interview youre saying we have to answer your questions politely?!
Yes. So lets start with school Do
Roxi: -enters dramatically- Oh yes. You thought youd have an interview without me? Mwhahahaaa!
James: Roxi no!! Leave while you still can!! Theyre making us do a polite and normal i
A Marauder's Introduction...Introduce yourselves.A Marauder's Introduction...6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sirius: Im Sirius. The good looking one. PHWOARRRRR!
James: Wooo, Im the cool one.
Sirius: No modesty there, James?
Remus: Shut up, Sirius. Like you can talk!
Sirius: And, you can tell that this guy is the cute one. Haha, right Remus?
Remus: No. Im the moody-before-a-full-moon guy, so you just better shut your trap.
Peter: And Im.. er just Peter, I guess? The others are all hyped up today. You have been warned.
Cool! So, are you handsome?
Sirius: Handsome? You betcha!! *grins*
James: Dont worry hes not normally THIS bad.. Its just cos he got off with a girl about 5 minutes ago.
What's your sexuality? Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
James: For me there is Lily. Ahhhh.. *trance*
Sirius: And all the other girls for me!!
Remus: Leaving none for us.. *rises eyebrow*
Sirius: Noooo! Silly! Theres all the guys!
Marauder's interview - IF1. If you could be one thing, what would it be?Marauder's interview - IF7 years ago in Humor More Like This
Roxi: A Sex Idol. Haha joke, I'm joking…
Sirius: Whatever. But I think I could pass for a model…
James: Well, I think mine's pretty obvious. The best Quidditch player. EVER. Not that I need to try that hard, I'm basically there anyway
2. If you were to become one thing, anything, what would it be?
Roxi: Ugh, wasn't that just the first question?
Sirius: A towel in a girl's changing room. *Roxi laughs a lot*
James: Something in Lily's bedroom… or instead of having a broomstick to fly maybe being a bird.
Roxi: *smiles at him tauntingly*
3. If you had to be with someone from another country, what would it be?
Roxi: Mmm an Italian, dark hair and skin. Yummm.
Sirius: *swooshes his hair* You've got a quarter Italian right next to you. and I'm dark haired.
Roxi: *jokingly, ignoring the flirting* 100% Italian…
4. If you could do one thing for each of your best friends what would it be?
Remus: You mean
Marauders chat. SLASHMr.Moony has Logged on.Marauders chat. SLASH5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Mr.Moony: Hey... Is anyone on?
Shmexy-Sirius has logged on.
Shmexy-Sirius: Moony! *kiss*
Mr.Moony: *Blush* Hullo, Sirius...
Shmexy-Sirius: *Cry* What, No kiss back?
Prongs has logged on.
Prongs: Hello, Love birds...
Shmexy-Sirius: Love PUPPYS!
Prongs: What ever...
Mr.Moony: Prongs Are you going to Hogsmeade next week?
Prongs: Yup, With LILIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Shmexy-Sirius: *Dies from over-dose of CAPSLOCK*
Mr.Moony: NO! Padfoot! My heart is broken...DX
Shmexy-Sirius: *Kiss kiss kiss* I'm back, Do not fear Moony! I'll never leave you!
Prongs:Ew. Anyhoo, Yes, I am going to Hogsmeade next week...Why?
Mr.Moony: I can't go, could you get me Some Honeydukes Finest chocolate?
Prongs: HUHZ? Why is our preciouse Moony not going?
Mr.Moony: It's uh... *Looks at Calander*
Earning AppointmentsEarning Appointments6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sirius awoke to find James in a better mood than he was last night but he let him be before he yelled at him for another one of his helpful remarks. He got dressed quickly as he was already late getting up and hurried down with his friends to the breakfast table before heading off to their first lesson of the year, which happened to be Defence Against the Dark Arts.
Wonder if this teacher will be better than the one last year, said Remus through a mouthful of bacon. I was so glad to see that bloody Professor go.
Peter nodded in agreement.
I dont give a damn what she teaches like, I just wanna baggy the front row so I can get a constant view of her arse, said Sirius, pouring more sugar on his bowl of cereal.
Nervous Peter? Mocked James, Peter didnt answer but looked down at his toast instead which he began to find very interesting.
A bell rang, signifying that breakfast was over and students began slowly
Marauders Interview:CHILDHOODMarauders Interview CHILDHOODMarauders Interview:CHILDHOOD6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. How old are you?
James: Nice easy question to start off with. Good start. Im 17.
Sirius: Yeh, my little baby. *pinches James cheek* Im 18 and the oldest from our gang.
Remus: My eighteenth birthday is coming up soon.
Roxi: We have SUCH a fantastic partAY coming up for you Remmy! But it has to be a few days early because I checked the moon calendar and well
Sirius: The frikkin odds. Thats just too cruel
2. Your parents?
Sirius: Are tossers
Roxi: I tell myself that I dont have a dad but my mums a muggle.
Sirius: Thats how she knows all these weird things and owns stuff like what was that amazing contraption you showed me that time, Roxi?
Roxi: (unenthusiastically) A microwave.
Sirius: Yeh yeh! A wicked thing!! It has the power to produce lightning within itself when you put metal cutlery in there! Its so magical.
Roxi: *under breathe* You broke my flippin microwave,