Tintin profileTintin profile3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Date of birth: 10th January 1929
Zodiac sign: Capricorn
He likes: cameras, discover large scoops, his doggy Milou.
He hates: criminals, drugs, smoke and alcohol drinks (He wishes who the captain stop drinking)
A Fairly OddInterviewThis is a interview I made up all by myself. Hope this makes you laugh.A Fairly OddInterview6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Interview with Cosmo and Anti-Cosmo~ Hey! Why arent I first?
1. So how old are you two?
Cosmo: Well I would say at least over nine thousand years old, err ugh I dont know.
Anti-Cosmo: Oh for Petes sake. Were the same age. Just ask the next question!
Cosmo: Whos Pete?
2. Do you have any secrets?
Cosmo: Ugh not really.
Anti-Cosmo: *Taps shoe* Tsk, tsk I have plenty, *throws hand around* but theyre not to be shared upon anyone including you miss. *pointing to me*
3. Have you ever killed anyone?
Cosmo: Eh that would be an awful thing to do.
Anti-Cosmo: Why of course I have. Im just impolite compared to my other-half.
Cosmo: *puts hands on hips* Excuse me!? Im right
A World Without Bert Raccoon 2THE EVERGREEN CHRONICLESA World Without Bert Raccoon 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Raccoons © Evergreen Raccoons Marketing Inc
Super Snooper @ Hanna-Barbera
Harriet Snooper, Alphonse Snooper, Jenny Snooper, Angel Snooper, Farrell Labrador, Harry Shorthair, Thomas and Mary Labrador, Ellen Shorthair, E.T.C @ Me
Alicia, Melanie & Zoza © Alicia Martin
Stephen Fox @ Sricketts14381
Valentina Vixen @ CartoonprincessML
Hillary Hyena and Ronald Smutt Jr. @ Jose-Ramiro
Rita and Runt Smutt @ Warner Bros.
Michelle Raccoon © Michelleraccoon
Angelia took Bert to the alternate future. Once they arrived, Bert noticed something different about the Evergreen Forest--all the trees were cut down, and in their place were tall buildings, roads, and factories. It looked more like a big city than the forest he knew and loved. Angelia said, "Take a look down there, Bert. What do you see?"
"The Evergreen Forest," replied Bert. "Only that it's not a forest any more."
"Correct. Long ago, you banded together with Ralph and Melissa
Watch Closely IWatch Closely I3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A Batman: Arkham Island/City fanfic by SouthernImagineer/ecto1B
Sanity is very rare: every man almost, and every woman, has a dash of madness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The phenomenon was paradoxical, in a sense. He was on the qui vive as he made his way down the apparently vacant street, with his eyes snapping at every indication of movement, with fingers delving deeper into his pants pockets, with lips curling, teeth nibbling at available skin. Yet, he felt no fear, for internally, he was rather sanguine; the outward, cowardly nebbish he presented to incoming strangers was false, and rightly so (the behavior coincidentally mimicked Jervis Tetch; he made no motion to acknowledge the impulsive correlation). How on earth could he let himself become paralyzed by the intimidation of others? The figures he spotted quaking in nearby alleywaysthey knew who he was, no doubtwould do him no harm, so long as he kept on his way. He was head
WWL2, THE RISE OF GOLDEN ANGEL CH 2, pt 1WWL2, THE RISE OF GOLDEN ANGEL CH 2, pt 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
The lights were low in the central control room of the Watchtower and when the doors slid shut behind Wonder Woman she did not stray more than a step or two from them as her eyes found that one lonely figure sitting at the main console. A familiar creeping began in her stomach and she drew a calming breath. She feared almost nothing, but this was a conversation she had hidden from for almost two decades. Finally striding forward, her steps were as confident as she could manage and she was able to control the shaking of her knees very well. It was not a long walk, but it sure seemed to take forever.
Finally reaching the occupied chair, she grasped it with one hand, the console with the other as she looked to the large view screen that was right in front of the man who worked the controls. Silence thickened the air around them and the tension mounted.
"Quiet night?" she finally fo
EndermanEnderman3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I was a miner just like everyone...a simple miner that wanted diamonds, a nice home, and a pet wolf to defend me...I had it all and I was so happy...of course I saw that more joined. I liked this and had friends other than the cows and pigs. I enjoyed this untill someone came...it was a new player and I expected to help them around and give them housing. the problem is they never spoke...and always were following me and watching me...I felt needed so I gave them shelter in my home but they never ate, nor did they mine, they just followed me. one day I finally convinced him to stay home and he did with a nod. I had went out to get more food when I came back to a dead dog, my dog. I saw him stare at me and I got angry and punched him. he shrugged it off when I said sorry and we went on with me giving a grave to my dog. soon we began to communicate and I found he liked a lot of things I did. he started mining with me and fighting slowly. day by day we fought creepers and skeletons tog
DeadpoolA Teen Titan Humor Fan FictionDeadpool9 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Teen Titans in…
Apartment, New York City
A rather…ugly man dressed only in boxers and a t-shirt sat in his arm chair, flipping through channels on TV. Sports…no. Cartoons. Delightfully violent, but not what he was looking for right now. Porn. Maybe if it wasn't scrambled. Suddenly the phone rang. He sighed and picked it up.
Wade put the phone down and walked away.
???: Hello? …
He came back with a red and black mask on his face.
Deadpool: This is Deadpool.
???: Ah, good. I have a job for you.
Deadpool: Who do you want whacked?
???: Just a few children I need taken care of.
Deadpool stood up.
Deadpool: Hey, pal I don't do kids. Not my thing.
???: You'll be paid for handsomely.
Deadpool: …no, no….turning over a new leaf and all…
The man on the other line spoke gave an offer. Deadpool made various noises of disbelief.
:: CUE THEME ::
Deadpool: Lucy, I'm home! Nice place, very roomy. Wouldn't have go
The Pomegranate SeedsThe Greek Olympians were always famous for their myths from the scandalous love affairs of Aphrodite and Zeus to the inferno vengeful rages of Hera and Artemis, however no tale is greater nor more intriguing than the tale of Hades and Persephone.The Pomegranate Seeds3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Hades, the shadowy Lord of the Underworld was never a social god, neither was he a god who enjoyed the warm golden rays of the sunlight and the melodic sounds of laughter and cheer. Granted this could be due to the fact that after he and his brothers drew lots to see who would rule which domain he was settled with the Underworld after which he rarely took absence due to looking after the deceased and the happenings of Tartarus and the Elysian fields.
Spending many millennia ruling the Underworld with only the company of Cerbus, his three-headed guard dog, Hades began to grow lonely before falling into a depression he was in need of company, someone to talk to or to love perhaps?
Deciding that he had enough of brooding for one day the sha
FAP - Magic Trix Remade 2 After escaping from the giant ape ten minutes later, Trixie Tang stomped and growled at the displeasure of the events that occured so far. "What a day it's been! What with Hatters and giant apes and stables that keep me away from my tomato soup!" she clutched the wand in her hand and growled at it "And it's no thanks to this wand!"FAP - Magic Trix Remade 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
From a far, Trixie heard annoying music flowing from the Turner residence, where Tiimy was trying to get his father's attention.
"DAD! TURN OFF THE MUSIC! IT'S LOUD AND INCOHIRENT!"
"SORRY TIMMY!" His father replied "BUT I'M PLAYING MY MUSIC SO LOUD AND INCOHIRENT THAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
"Now, I'm getting a migraine..." Trixie moaned as she rubbed her temple with her fingers "one more shot" she raised the wand and made one more wish from it I wish Timmy's dad turned off his rackit!"
Meanwhile from a far, Mr. crocker was strolling down the sidewalk with a tuxedo and a top hat "Good thing I finally got a decent weekend job a
a look at aspergersDon't call mea look at aspergers4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
that Apsie I
don't like it
You're making it
sound like I
don't understand anything
an arpeggio I
am not broken!
I am dissonant
the odd one
out of all
patterns to form
and to break
walk a certain
way so I
never fall on
myself like always
keep three bags
because I can't
seem to remember
where I put
things in one
three three three
I don't like
any other number
just a three
will be enough
for me to
at least handle
...maybe three isn't so
good. Four seems so
much better than a
pesky three pattern that
I have always had
Three is always a
crowd. No crowds for
me, not ever just
blend in and allow
others to look over
poor old me though...
I am not so poor.
I do not follow crowds.
The Christmas SquirrelThere was a squirrel in the Doctor's Christmas tree.The Christmas Squirrel2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
He was just a squirrel. He chewed nervously on the pine nut in his cheek. It wasn't his fault. Whatever it was.
But the world had completely changed. First there were the loud blows, and the tree shuddering, and the fall. He'd scrambled to keep a grip. Then there'd been the galumphing, and jostling, and needles raining down everywhere.
Then the world had changed. The bright winter sunlight had been turned to mellow gold. The clear blue sky gleamed bronze.
He felt the tree quaver and tilt upright. He scrambled to keep his purchase. Loud booming voices argued. The air hummed and thrummed like a live thing.
He hyperventilated. His furry chest rising and falling fast, his heart beating like a ball bearing. He gulped and held onto the bole, eyes flickering.
A vine slithered in through the branches, huge, horizontal, advancing toward him like a sidewinding boa constrictor. He eeped and jumped up to the next branch. The vine
AspergersYou tease him.Aspergers4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Lie to him.
And he takes it all.
He doesn't understand. Or maybe he does and doesn't let on. He always has been one to want attention.
No. That was wrong. Not attention. He wants friends. He wants people who don't make fun of how he dresses or the things he likes. He wants people who don't egg him on for a laugh or call him names and make fun of his (often less than socially acceptable) mannerisms.
He doesn't see where he is wrong though! Oh, no. He can't tell when an appropriate time to make goofy faces is, or how Nazi jokes aren't very funny when in serious discussion. He doesn't know that words like "fag" and "retard" are not words he should be throwing around so casually, especially when they are the same words people call him.
I have tried to teach him these things. And I will continue to. People will make fun of me
Dragon Age High: The Story Ch1Dragon Age High: The Story Ch13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Bzzt! Bzzt! Bzzt!
Laira Hawke groaned as she rolled over and tapped the off button on her alarm clock. She stretched and literally rolled out of her bed, plopping on the floor. She sat there in a sleepy daze, staring off into space. She then proceeded to shake her head as a wet dog shakes itself to dry off. She hopped up and began her morning routine.
After showering, doing her hair and makeup, brushing her teeth, and about twenty minutes of picking out just the right outfit to wear, she was ready for her first day at her new high school. She walked down the staircase toward the kitchen where the rest of her family sat eating breakfast. The rest of my family except Bethany. She thought with tears in her eyes. She tried to keep her mind off of the events that had caused her sister's death and forced her family to move. There was no need to be upset on the first day of school.
As she entered the kitchen, she coul
I Don't Want To Lose YouTitle: I Don't Want To Lose YouI Don't Want To Lose You3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Game: Mass Effect 2
characters/pairing: MShep, Miranda
Disclaimer: I don't own mass effect
The dark had always scared Miranda. Not being able to see, it was the unknown that scared her when she was trapped in the dark. She always had a plan, she knew what she wanted and how to get it, the unknown scared her. She planned everything, analyzed everything. Yet for the first time in her life she had done something she had never expected to happen. She had fallen in love. She had fallen for Commander John Shepard, Savoir of the Citadel, Hero of Humanity. He was the most selfless, caring man she had ever met and she loved him but it scared her.
She had never been loved by anyone before or loved another. She had always been alone, isolated, careful to never get too close to people. She had never opened up to anyone, yet here she lay, staring at the ceiling of a room that most defiantly was not her own. It was Shepard's. She had spent all her n
Rehab for Roleplayers - Part 1Welcome to Rehab for Roleplayers, a series of articles aimed at helping roleplayers more successfully make the transition into writing fiction.Rehab for Roleplayers - Part 14 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
Part One: Your Syntax Has Been Eaten A Grue
The term 'syntax' pertains to the rules of grammar and sentence construction in any given language.
I'm starting this series with a discussion of problematic syntax because passively constructed sentences and/or wrenched and unnatural sentence structure are the number one signpost which will identify a writer as having spent a lot of time in the RP world.
Wrenched or passive syntax is also the number one 'crime against fiction' committed by the average roleplayer while attempting to cross over into fiction writing.
I'll now explain the difference between the active and passive "voice" in sentences, and why active sentences are far more desirable in fiction.
An active sentence makes the subject of a sentence the focus of action. A passive sentence focuses instead on the verbs,
Tale of the Black Lion (By Varric)The Tale of the Black LionTale of the Black Lion (By Varric)2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Told by Varric and others......
Varric: Well the story goes like this.....long ago, there was a........
Syren: What's the story called?
Varric: *sigh* The Black Lion.
Merrill: What's a lion Varric? I've never heard of such a thing before.
Varric: Can we focus back on the story, please? Now....where was I? Oh yes. There was a brilliant artist, whose work was known throughout the land.
Alex Shepard: Is this gonna be a long story? I have a galaxy to save.
*Miri punches her on the arm*
Alex: Ouch! What was that for?
Miranda: *glares at Alex* Shut up and listen.
Isabela: Oh kitten, just give up. You cant argue with her when she is like that.
Aya: Shush! I'm trying to listen to the story Auntie Cira!
Varric: Any more interruptions? No? Good. Now then......he was known for his feats of storytelling, and his amazing works of art. Even the empress of Orlais took notice of his paintings. She asked him to.......
UnexpectedAuthor: NatmonkeyUnexpected4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Pairing: Mordin & Grunt
Game: Mass Effect 2
Disclaimer: I own nothing of this, I don't make any money off it, and I know it's crazy.
Mordin looks up from the doohickey he is tinkering with. "Grunt?" The salarian blinks his large black eyes, one hand already on the gun on his hip. "What can I do for you?"
"Look, salarian..." The enormous krogan steps close to the scientist, towering over him. "I've been thinking." Somehow Grunt seems ill at ease. At least his body language indicates this.
"I see." He returns to his omni-tool to install the upgrade Shepard so generously provided for. The krogan is obviously not going to attack him. "Have you come to any specific conclusion?"
Grunt nods gravely. "My tank has showed me much. We were going crazy, destroying our own planet... The genophage may not have been so bad."
"Unexpected." The salarian scientist ceases his work again, to look at his visitor. What happens next is even more unexpec
NervesTitle: NervesNerves4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Game: Mass Effect 2
Disclaimer: This is just for fun - BioWare owns all and I receive nothing but my own enjoyment by writing this.
She didn't stop by his chair this time. He swiveled around and watched her as she hesitated just inside the ship, Garrus and Grunt behind her. The look in her eyes was bleak as she glanced at him, her hands already working at the bun atop her head, letting the tresses fall and act like a curtain to hide her face as she strode to the elevator and disappeared behind its sliding doors. That wasn't like her. Debating with himself, he stood and started down the gangway in the direction she had taken.
His hands were sweating. Even wiping them on the seat of his pants didn't seem to help. He looked longingly back at hi
Reqiuem of Misfortune_1REQIUEM of MISFORTUNEReqiuem of Misfortune_16 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
Written by: Melissa Danielle
Genre: Mystery/ Drama (and a lot of it)!
Pairings: *shonen-ai*(Anti-Cosmo, Timmy) ~*strong yaoi*(Timmy, Delano Cosmo)
Warnings: Character Death and Explicit Yaoi!
~A continuation to: Badluck for my Valentine
Songs that inspired the story:
1. Slipknot- Dead Memories
2. Stabbing Westward- Save Yourself
Timmys Journal :
Its been five months since I last saw Anti-Cosmo- My
mystery lover. I still remembered what happened 5 months ago-
detail by detail. But unfortunately, there are some things I cant
say; nor write. A fear that I might get screwed if I even wrote
what happened that night- that day. Its something I will never
forget (while Im under this curse I cannot speak)! No one
should know- for I could lose them Forever.
Sometimes, I dont know why I even write in this thing. An
impulce may be ? Whocares! If I want to write in it, I WILL!
Miranda Lawson-I'll See You?Miranda Lawson-I'll See You?5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The human larva Reaper apparently wasn't going down without a fight. Its eye glowing I ducked for cover. Then Harbinger arrived. I stood up immediately and my shield flickered and dissipated. I cursed and continued firing, providing covering fire for Shepard's turian friend. "Damn shield", I muttered quietly.
Finally, my shield was slowly recharging but a stinging pain hit me. I gulped and my black hair swooshed in front of me. Unconsciously my hand covered the wound. I bit my lip in pain and looked up to see Shepard staring at me. "It's fine Commander. It's fine..." Shepard gave me a small smile that said more than it meant. I sli
FGP - Magic Trix 3 At the Dimmsdale Theatre...FGP - Magic Trix 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Mr. Crocker was holding a piece of paper and looking out to the stage "Everything is almost set up for tonights' performance!" He looked over to the stage where there was a small table and a top hat "Magic Table of Mysterious Wonders?"
"My magical Anti-Fairy wand?" He picks up the wand from his pocket.
He looks over to his mother who was wearing a sparkling red leotard "Mother as my assistant?"
"Does this Leotard make my butt look big, Denzel?" She asked Mr. Crocker.
Ignoring his mothers' question, he proceeded back to his list.
"And finally," he walked up to Trixie Tang in a cage, where she was also wearing a sparkling leotard, but with yellow stars and blue, as well as a cape "My 'magic' rabbit who happens to be my enemy's crush-who is ALSO my enemy-Trixie Tang..."