Team JacobTeam Jacob6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
WHY AM I TEAM JACOB?
1. real men don't sparkle
2. vampires are over rated
3. werewolves don't get enough love
4. Edward doesn't walk around half naked
5. Native American guys are hot
6. Jacob is fluffy
7. wolves kick ass
8. I can take the heat
9. I'm not afraid of the big bad wolf
10. I'd rather have a cuddly space heater than a giant sparkly rock
11. Jacob doesn't watch you while your sleeping
12. Jacob would take you cliff diving
13. Jacob is ANIMALISTIC
14. he does it DOGGIE STYLE
15. Jacob isn't an overprotective stalker
16. He's not a giant ice cube
17. If you were in danger, he wouldn't run away to keep you safe, he would stand and fight
18. dogs are people's best friends
19. you wouldn't have to change to be with him
20. to many people are obsessed with Sparkle Man
Team Jacob, because...Team Jacob, because...6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Team Jacob, because
He didnt run away.
Id rather have a warm puppy than a cold stone.
You dont have to give up a normal life to be with him.
Edward doesnt walk around half-naked.
Bella didnt have to travel half way around the world to bring him back.
108.9° is pretty hot.
A dog is girls best friend.
Real men dont sparkle.
Perfection is boring.
Volvos are for soccer moms.
He could kiss you without wanting to kill you.
When was the last time Edward told a joke and made you laugh?
How to: Make Jacob Love You10 ways to make Jacob Black fall in love with you:How to: Make Jacob Love You6 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
10. Tell him you like your men hot and sweaty
9. Growl at him whenever he gets near you
8. Insult Edward both to his face and behind his back
7. Cook for him. A LOT.
6. Complain that your nose is burning - "Those bloodsuckers really reek."
5. When you talk to him, refer to him as "My Jacob". For example: "How is My Jacob today?" and "My Jacob, please fetch me a space heater."
4. Shiver a lot, even when indoors. When he hugs you to warm you up, tell him he's hot.
3. Laugh at all his jokes, especially the 'blonde' ones.
2. Tell him your favourite character from X-Men is Wolverine
and the number one way to make Jacob Black fall in love with you:
1. Buy a broken down car and ask him to fix it. When it's fixed, break it again!
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10. Never use English around him instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesnt find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
20 Reasons to LOVE Jacob Black20 Reasons to LOVE Jacob Black6 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives More Like This
1) He is almost guaranteed to always be half naked
2.) You can cut costs in winter and throw away all heaters, get Jacob to warm you up
3.) He is naturally warm, who wants to shiver every time they touch someone?
4.) If you need someone to stick their hand in a mower, get Jacob... If he cuts himself he will heal quickly
5.) Forget Mechanics, Jacob will fix/repair/restore most things for free.
6.) He doesnt speak as if he lives in the early 1900s *cough, Edward, cough*
7.) He can be your pet dog AND your boyfriend at the same time
8.) He cracks blonde jokes at Rosalie
9.) If you got married, you could save money on clothes, since he only ever wears pants
10.) Jacobs a more in name than Edward
11.) If you didnt have room in the fridge for leftovers, he can eat them for you
12.) Need to get fit? Use him as a punching bag (he wont feel it)
13.) He kisses spontaneously
14.) Jacob gives bear hugs -10X better than normal hu
TWILIGHT VS. ANIMEHello and welcome to the Anime vs. Twilight competition, where we select a few of your favourite anime/manga characters and pit them against the Twilightians (lol, I love that word).TWILIGHT VS. ANIME6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Now, today we have:
Jasper vs. Naruto Uzumaki
Carlisle vs. Allen Walker
James vs. Itachi Uchiha
Emmet vs. Kurosaki Ichigo
Edward vs. Edward (Elric... duh)
LET THE BATTLES BEGIN!!!!
JASPER VS. NARUTO UZUMAKI
Jasper walks onto the stage, looking at the miniature teen ninja standing opposite. "So, you're my enemy I suppose, Naruto, is it?"
"Yeah, sure is! Uzumaki Naruto- BELIEVE IT!" shouts Naruto across the stage to Jasper
"Um, sure, I believe you." says Jasper, raising his eyebrows slightly.
Jasper and Naruto crouch into fighting positions, and the bell dings. Jasper rushes forward and Naruto summons up Rasengan Shuriken and just misses Jasper.
"Hah! You can't catch me!" shouts Jasper.
Naruto stops, looking very frustrated, and then, he smiles. "EAT THIS!" Naruto summons up Kagebushin- lots of them- hun
Christmas at the Cullen'sChristmas At The Cullen'sChristmas at the Cullen's7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Merry Christmas." I said as I wrapped my arms around Edward's neck. He had stayed with me last night, like he usually did. This time, however, I had stayed up long enough for the for the clock to chime midnight before kissing Edward one last time and closing my eyes. The morning brought snow and the sun that glinted off of it and into my window, causing Edward to sparkle beside me. "You better not have spent anything on me."
"Aww...Bella." He whined. "Just one car? It's more for me than you anyway." His beautiful, topaz eyes attempted to dazzle me.
I was having none of that, however. I buried my face in his neck. "You heard me, Edward. Not one cent." My lips brushed his bare skin. I had somehow convinced him to begin sleeping without a shirt on.
He shuddered beside me, a reaction to my lips against his flesh, as cool and white as the snow outside.
Teacher!AmericaXReader Chapter 3A few tears drip down your cheek as you smile. "Alfred, do you want a ceremony..?"Teacher!AmericaXReader Chapter 32 years ago in Settings More Like This
He turned to face you. "Huh- If you want to have one I'll be glad to have one."
"Well.." You look a bit flustered from him not answering exactly what he wants. "If you want one then I want one. But if your going to be stubborn..."
"Sure then. Let's have a ceremony." Alfred smiled as you face-palmed.
"And you can pick the date, but I really don't want it to be extremely big... You already do so much for me..." You state.
"Well, It is Late July. How does the 1st of February sound? Gives us time to plan." He replies as you both continue to walk around outside.
"That sounds fine to me." You smile happily.
"Do you plan on returning to school in August?"
"Not with those people. And since I rarely do go.." You look down.
"How about I home school you?" He asks.
"Home school me and keep a job? I don't think so, you'll work yourself too hard."
"I think it sounds simple. When I have the day off I'll teach. Just so
- A Week of Ikuto-sensei - 16- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- A Week of Ikuto-sensei - 165 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Puppy: Yay! Chapter 16! The last chapter~
Yaya: Why? Why does it have to be the last chapter!?
Puppy: *sigh* Because there isn't much more to write about and every story has to end. I'm sorry fans, but I hope you like chapter 16. (I'll try to make it long, ok?)
Puppy: Oh yeah, I probably won't do these chats in the next story I write.
Ikuto: Yeah, why?
Puppy: Because it seems like not enough people read them! And it helps readers get to the story faster. Sorry. Also, I don't own Shugo Chara, Shugo Chara Doki, or Shugo Chara Party. Start
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"So how do we start the party?" A blue haired girl asked.
"However you want. The idea for the party was yours, so start however you want to, Ruka." Ikuto replied.
"Then Let's eat the snacks." 'Ruka' said uncertainly.
The class passed a soft mummer of agreement and the kids who brought food started to pass it out to everyone.
- A Week of Ikuto-sensei -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- A Week of Ikuto-sensei -5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
This is my first amuto story! Ikuto has become a teacher at Amus school, but how does that work, and will he try to pull anything? (Duh!) Amu X Ikuto!
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Puppy: (my username, shortened): Hi! Finally Im writing an Amuto short story!
Ikuto: Really .? Whats amuto?
Puppy: *shock* You dont know!? Geez!
Ikuto: Should I?
Puppy: Duh! You better! Its the official name for you and Amu. Get it? Amu + Ikuto = Amuto. Your fans made it up.
Ikuto: I have fans .?
Puppy: *sigh* Poor Ikuto is clueless to the world, because hes too focused on Amu =^. ^=
Puppy: Well, lets start! But first, Im really nervous about writing an Amu/Ikuto story.
Puppy: Well, Im afraid itll be really bad and I dont want people to not like it. *makes a cute sad face*
Ikuto: Well, good luck.
Puppy: *sigh* Thanks. I dont own Shugo Chara or Shugo Chara
- A Week of Ikuto-sensei - 2- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- A Week of Ikuto-sensei - 25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Puppy: Yay! Chapter two!!
Puppy: Are you being sarcastic, or are you actually happy?
Ikuto: If theres more of me and Amu Im happy.
Puppy: Oh there will be.
Ikuto: Then Im happy.
Puppy: Good! Now lets start! I dont Shugo Chara, Shugo Chara Doki or any of the characters in this story, ok?
Puppy: I think next time Ill bring Amu here to chat with us .
Ikuto: Sounds fun, bring her!
Puppy: I will! Now, lets start!
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Amu ran home with her charas following her. When she got closer she started to slow down and compose her face. Im home. She said opening the door.
Shugoi charas! Her sister yelled leaping at her guardian characters. Ran and Suu flew out of her path, but Miki was still in a daze, so Ami was able to get her.
Huh?! She said surprised.
I got me a shugoi chara! Ami said running off with Miki.
Bella and Edward in style of Jack and RoseBella and Edward in style of Jack and Rose3 years ago in Romance More Like This
- A Week of Ikuto-sensei - 10- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- A Week of Ikuto-sensei - 105 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Puppy: Finally! After days and days of waiting Im writing chapter 10!
Ikuto: What took so long?!
Puppy: Hey! Dont get mad at me, I had writers block, and I was lazy -_-
Amu: I didnt mind waiting! ^_^
Puppy: Of course YOU didnt.
Ikuto: Can we start already?
Puppy: Okay. I dont own Shugo Chara or Shugo Chara Doki! This is only a fan fiction! Lets start!
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Amu felt her stomach get butterflies and she slowly moved away from Ikuto. Even in the dark he could still see her, and asked, Why are you moving away from me?
N-No reason She said stepping back.
He thought for a second before he realized why. Whats wrong? Dont like being in a dark room with me?
Why would that be a problem?
It wouldnt, but your backing away from me, so Im asking you.
Its not! She insisted, trying to co
Nobody Really Likes YouThe following is a comical Frerard story. It is completely fictional. I made it up in the shower. That's right. The shower. That's where the best ideas are. If you don't comment and fave, Gerard will continue doing cocaine with Lyn-Z. Yeah. I totally went unnecessarily cruel on your ass. Word.Nobody Really Likes You7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Frank heard a knock on the door and all at once his stomach filled with a mixture of excitement and dread. The emotions sloshed around in his stomach, refusing to mix like water and oil, perpetually churning against the walls of his insides. He had been waiting on the couch as soon as Gerard had said he was coming over, sitting inthe living room by the front door with childish glee. There was also another feeling. A feeling of envy and unnecissary hatred. Because Gerard wasn't the only one coming over.
He was bringing his girlfriend too.
Nobody is quite sure what makes this happen, but it always seems that when you get a significant other, you feel obliged to take them everywhere with you.
Delicate :Frerard:Gentle. It was very...gentle.Delicate :Frerard:7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
He didn't know how this other person sensed his apprehension or inexperience, but he had, and now he was dealing with it as if it was the most fragile thing in this world.
Gerard didn't make the first move- Frank did. Gerard let Frank kiss him. He saw the other boy leaning in, saw him hesitate then continue when Gerard moved foreward slightly, watched the sleepy eyes close. His own vision darkened after that and he felt the cool, firm texture of another mouth on his.
Something about kissing must be instinctual- Gerard assumed it had to be. He had never kissed or been kissed, never fooled around with another person. And yet, as soon as their mouths came together, he just knew to part his lips. He could feel Frank's teeth behind his lips and when they opened their mouths- slightly, ever so slightly, just so their tongues could poke out before darting back inside their respective homes where they were safe and warm- he felt the smooth enamal wit
CCS-3: Ch. 5CCS-3: Illusions of LoveCCS-3: Ch. 55 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Ch. 5: Lonely Night
"Well, it really doesn't surprise me," Syaoran said, his voice lacking emotion. "You ARE talking about the reincarnation of Clow Reed, after all." Syaoran was currently driving home with Sakura after their first day at HKU, the University of Hong Kong. Sakura was busily telling him about her day, and most importantly about how Professor Hiiragizawa really was Eriol-kun. She explained to him how Eriol had used magic to speed up his aging process in order to become his actual age again. Eriol had stopped his aging when he was 11 in order to wait for Sakura, so that he could be one of her classmates back when she was changing the Clow cards into Sakura cards.
Syaoran listening to her silently, not offering much of a reaction, nor did he have much to say, until now. "Well," Syaoran continued, "I suppose that I will have to keep an eye on
For Heart-AngelCmon, Edward! Alice urged, reaching for my hand. Itll be fun!For Heart-Angel6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I scoffed. For you, you mean.
She simply giggled in response, clasping my hand in her tiny one; she took Emmetts in the other.
We are so going to regret this, arent we? he stage-whispered to me, and I grinned.
Big time. Alice gave us a knowing look.
Im doing this for her, you know, she informed us. I love her, and you will, too. Shes great!
Alice had had a vision where shed hung out with one of the humans at this new school of ours in Canada. Elizabeth. Lizzie, as her friends called her. Unfortunately, Alice had no classes with this girl, so she had to think outside the box on how she was supposed to meet said girl. And, of course, she couldnt do it alone.
Lizzie was a musical buff--and, to her immense delight, the school was going to perform The Phantom of the Ope
He doesnt understand :Frerard:Frank never understood Gerard.He doesnt understand :Frerard:6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Gerard loves poison and Gerard loves Frank; Frank loves Gerard, but Frank hates poison. Gerards poison.
Frank hates poison.
The poison that Gerard keeps in his wooden cupboards; herbs, liquids, powders that if inhaled would make him shudder and make him vomit until he died; poison that sometimes got mixed in with the non-poisons by
accident so that he was struck again and again with this insane, stinging paranoia that maybe one day hed reach for the powdered puffer-fish organs instead of the table salt and hed die from ingesting the tetrotoxin that Gerard just kept around. He just kept these things around as if they were bottles of conditioner, as if they were just another cosmetic product instead of some insane obsession that would probably kill them both because they were God damn POISON!!
Frank never understood Gerard and Gerard knew it.
Gerard didnt ask for much
BabyBaby3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Baby wipe your tears,
let go of all your fears.
Let me take your pain,
and put it in my pocket.
I'll put a lock on it.
You'll never have to see it again.
Let my hold you close,
and wrap my arms around you.
Let me warm you up,
and take away the cold
and put it in my soul.
I'll take away your anger,
Your not a hater baby,
your a lover.
I'll take the hate,
and reform your fate.
I'll put your anger in my fist
and crumble it into bits.
Let me take your sorrow
and throw it away.
You'll never see it again.
Let me kiss you on the lips,
I'll hold your hand,
and put a smile on your face.
Let me color your heart
I'll push away the darkness
and let the light shine through.
I'll walk you out of the shadows
and bring you to the sun.
I'll walk you onto the moist grass
and take you away from the desert.
I can do so much for you.
If you were to give me the chance.
I can love
and love you right.
Let me show you,
you don't have to be lonely,
because I'm right here standing
Fanfiction Author's Note: This not only shows what I think would happen if Gerard Way and Frank Iero came across a Frerard site (I know they already have and Frank said that people should stop making them have sex- but pretend it's the first time) but it also makes fun of all the shitty Frerard fanfictions I've read over the course of my Frerard obsession. HAVE FUN!Fanfiction7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was inevitable.
Of course it was. When you put something on the internet, someone's going to find it. And that someone isn't always going to like it.
Now imagine that you've just clicked onto the internet. You're suddenly overcome with that childish, giddy urge to type your name into the Google search engine. Of course you are. Anyone who claims they haven't done that is either lying or too damn amish to have internet. Now imagine that after you've type in your name (first and last- there can't be confusions) you come across a website with your name in it. Well, it's a big world, isn't it? There's probably som
Twilight-ModifiedTwilight-Modified6 years ago in Humor More Like This
About three things I was absolutely positive
First, Edward was a waffle
Second, there was a part of me, and I didnt know how dominant that part may be, that hungered for his buttery fluffiness.
And third, I was hungry. Very, very hungry.
Coffee ::Frerard::For Kaii-chanCoffee ::Frerard::7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
He doesnt have any ideas today. Its just a day where instead of the inside of his head being a limitless, immaculate blue that extends towards infinite space, its just grey. The kind of grey that must come because without it, that beautiful, endless sky would mean hardly anything at all. And its not that it hurts, but just that it is dull and his ideas are behind that grey- the grey that seems so thin that it is as if a membrane of dullness was stretched over where his ideas used to be. And, he wasnt going to admit this to anyone but himself, he really didnt like the way he looked on that day. The greyness seemed to show through his skin as if it was a solid block of color beneath his thin exterior. He looked sort of dead and tired and his chopped, white hair was forced to be hidden under a black and grey striped beanie that he stole from his brother. He blinked, slowly, intentionally, and drummed his fingers on the table. People
Pudding and Tartar FanficPossessivePudding and Tartar Fanfic7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Puddings head hurt. Normally, she would be wondering if maybe she just got a headache from watching her little siblings running around, or rushing around the café, or even possibly from hanging upside down from a tree for too long. But this time, it was different.
Some of the reasons she felt this wasnt like the normal times when her head hurt was these things: first off, she normally didnt wake up feeling like she had been smashed in the back of the head. Second, she didnt feel warm, little arms (yet strong) wrapped around her. Third, she didnt feel wind rushing in her face. Fourth, she didnt suddenly get a flashback of memories involving a battle and one of the enemies (named Pai) knocking her out and taking her back to the ship on which they lived. Fifth, she didnt open her eyes to be staring straight into the face of another one of her enemies. Taruto.
Taru-taru, na no da? she rasped. The small alien
Ice prince:SasuNaru:prologueIce prince:SasuNaru:prologue6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Tch! Life sucks! Hokage giving team 7 missions with team 10 and team 8! On top of that, Im their leader?
Sasuke, with an irritated look as usual, strode up the mountain with 8 others, clicking his tongue in annoyance.
Four times he had to turn his head around to stop Sakura and Ino shouting at each other, sick of hearing their complaints, annoyed by Shikamaru not attempting to help out since he was too lazy to, and Chouji just continuously eating.
To make situations worse than it already sounds, they were trudging up snow mountains, knee deep, to travel up to the land of ice which was over these mountains.
As for Naruto, he was way ahead of everybody with the amazing stamina of his, so his usual loudness wasnt there beside Sasuke to piss him off the edge of a cliff. Right beside Naruto was the next barking dog, Kiba who unusually didnt say a word and let his dog, Akamaru, run ahead for any news before them.
The none-speakable Hinata and Sh