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10 Random Facts About Boris Vasilevich Orlov
1. He prefers the name Orlov to Boris.
Boris Vasilevich Orlov is his full name, yet years of living in America having people call him Orlov has caused him to change his naming preferences.
2. He used to own a Siberian caviar farm.
Inherited from his father, who in turn inherited it from his, The Vasilevich caviar farm was a proud, old timey family tradition. Shunning standard new age practices, The Vasilevich family would scoff at nets and fancy devices to catch the sturgeon and harvest their eggs, instead preferring to wade into the water and capture them by hand. Such a physically punishing activity is responsible for Orlov's massive stature, and makes his tolerance of cold very high. Sadly, the farm went bankrupt as newer, better farms could easily outpace the family production, and Boris was forced to sell it away.
3. He hates holidays.
Boris despises lazy, uninspired people, and sees holidays