A rose by any other name((this one is for babe~ who requested it))
Once upon a time, I read in a book, a story of two star crossed lovers...
the book is gone now, along with most of my memory of it, except...that one line...
the one line that made me think, which most books had ceased doing...
"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet"
but flowers do not have names...a rose is a rose a tulip is simply a tulip and a daisy will never be known as anything more than daisy...
but certainly if any flower species was to bear a name it would be the rose, a deep symbol of love and un-ending faith for whomever you care about
yet even roses lack names, or...so you may think, there is one rose, by another name, and to me it is twice as sweet...
dearest Marluxia, a rose by any other name may be as sweet, but certainly you are the flower whom I see as the sweetest of all.
20 ways to annoy Emmett Cullen1. Tell him that your not supposed to take the term 'bear hug' so litarally20 ways to annoy Emmett Cullen5 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Force him to watch the care bears movie.
3. Ask him which care bear maimed him XD
4. Ask him what it feels like knowing the only reason Rosalie saved him is because he reminded her of a baby.
5. Remind him he has the least fangirls out of all the male Twilight immortals XD
6. Ask him what power he brought with him from his human life.
7. When he says strength remind him thats not exclusivly his, all vampires are strong XD
8. Remind him about losing to Bella ... everyday
9. Ask him if he's over compsating for something with the muscles and the jeep
10. Remind that Edward has more self control then him.
11. If he asks 'what do you mean' about the above casually state that Emmett killed both of his La Tua Cantante while Edward married his.
12. Buy him a teddy bear for Christmas.
13. Provoke the Volturi and blame him, if he asks why you did that remind him that he was eager to fight them in new moon.
How to annoy Edward Cullen20 Ways how to anoy Edward CullenHow to annoy Edward Cullen5 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Prance around singing 'Like a Virgin' whenever you in the same room
2. Have the 'Ginger alert' ringtone on your phone and play it whenever he walks past
3. When Bella's out visiting Jacob, pretend you've just got back from La Push and think about what Bella and Jacob are 'up to' (whether its true or not XD)
4. Ask How Tanya is.
5. Set 'Seventeen forever' as his ringtone and tape his reaction when someone rings him.
6. Constantly start arguements with him and when he tries to intimidate you reply with 'Im not afraid of you'.
7. When he tells Bella that Mike would be healthier for her agree.
8. Ask him why he suddenly thinks peodophilla is legal.
9. If he outsmarts you on the above respond with 'Bite me'
10. When Edward and Charlie are in the same room casually bring up that Edwards a heroine addict
11. When he and Jacob are in the same room sing Katy Perry's 'Hot 'n' Cold' to them
12. If he out insults you shout 'yeah ,well your gin
10 ways to annoy Aro VolturiThe 10 ways to annoy Aro Volturi.10 ways to annoy Aro Volturi6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Isabella Swan A.K.A Bella Cullen and
Alice Cullen(she couldn't miss this chance!)
1.Tell Aro he is not bubbly!
2.Tell him Bella has a crush on him.
3.When Aro asks Bella about it and she denies yell Thats not what you told me!
4.Tell Aro he looks like a girl.
5.Tell Sulpicia (his wife) that Aro is cheating on her and that you heard it from Jane.
6.Tell Aro he has a fan girl stalking him.
7.Get a water bottle and throw some water on Aro while yelling , The power of christ compels you!
8.Shine a flashlight at him. When he doesnt sparkle call him a phoney vampire.
9.Buy Aro a $50 gift card to taco bell. When he says he cant use it pretend to be heart broken.
THE BIGGEST WAY TO ANNOY ARO!
10.When you touch Aro make sure you think of yourself covered in blood and ask him if he wants you.
Oh, yeah!We are not responsible if you get seriously hurt and, or die.
20 Ways to annoy Rosalie Hale1. Call her Rosalie Cullen20 Ways to annoy Rosalie Hale5 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. When she says shes Rosalie Hale ask her why she doesnt change her name when shes 'married' to Emmett.
3. Buy her a Rolls Royce for Christmas
4. Smash every mirror she owns.
5. When she asks you why you did it say that maybe shes not as pretty as she thought
6. Sing 'your so vain' whenever she walks into a room
7. At her next wedding to Emmett ask her whether it was the same dress she wore to kill Royce
8. Remind her that Edward would pick a human over her.
9. Ask her about baby names and such. Asking every five minutes 'if thats what she would name her baby'
10. 'Accidently' scratch her M3 with your key as she walks past.
11. Blame Bella. Sit back and watch the ensuring chaos.
12. Scream hyocrite when she walks past. Tell her that she hated Bella when she had nothing to offer but was best buddies when she thought she could get her hands on the baby.
13. Be sure to remind her that even though shes known him longer, she's Edwards least favo
33 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen 33 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen33 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Frequently ask him about his bionic arm. When he goes 'WTF', slap yourself in the forehead and go Oh, Im thinking of a different Edward. The hot one from Full Metal Alchemist. (FMA reference. Non-readers wont get it.)
Drag him and Bella to the Twilight movie.
Afterwards, read him a 2-hour-long speech about how much hotter Robert Patterson is than him.
Cut your finger, then make a really big deal about the fact that its bleeding right in front of his nose.
Then, simply suck the blood out.
When youre done, go Well, that was tasty. Want a lick?
Tell him that Jacob kis
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2. Ask him what its like to lose to a guy who sparkles
3. Take down all missing boy posters of him and replace with missing dog posters
4. Take him to the vets to be neutured
5. For every Christmas / Birthday buy him something made of silver
6. Get him and Edward in a room together and sing 'Hot 'n' cold' to them
7. Just before he phases describe Sam in a dress with as much vivid detail as possible. Making sure that when hes in his wolf form hes still thinking about it. (*may require assistance from Edward and possible Jasper to do this )
8. Ensure that all the wolf pack including Sam are in their wolf forms for the above ^^
9. Steal his clothes once he's fazed.
10. Remind him that one day the first girl he loved will be his mother in law.
11. Force him to watch the American werewolf series
12. Remind him constantly that hes not actually a real werewolf XD
13. Remind him that it was his idea to go cliff diving in the first place, and that if
20 ways to annoy Jasper Hale1. When Jasper is retreating (for any reason) put on a thick southern accent and yell 'run, Jasper run'20 ways to annoy Jasper Hale5 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. When Jaspers being quiet in the corner sing the 'emo kid' song under your breath.
3. End every conversation with 'Yes Sir!'
4. Call him Jasper Cullen
5. When he objects say 'thats not what Maria told me' and walk away
6. Think about him lustfully
7. When he asks you about the above reply with 'Jeesh someones vain how do you know it was directed at you?' and leave him hanging
8. Tell him that the real reason that Edward gave him the bike is that he feels sorry for him
9. Be sure to let him know that Jasper is the least favourite Cullen brother (in the Cullens eyes)
11. Ask him whether Ghosts are real. Whatever his answer is reply with 'Have you got a cousin named Casper?'
12. Sing 'I just met a girl called Marie' to him
13. Give yourself a paper cut
14. Ask him whether he and Edward make a habbit of arguing over a lamb.
15. Ask him what it feels like being demoted from
10 Ways To Annoy Twilight Cast10 Ways To Annoy The Twilight Crew10 Ways To Annoy Twilight Cast6 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Wave a flower in front of her and call, "Here Lamby!"
2. Make ger watch Dracula for 10 days straight
3. Tell her you're from Tanya's clan and that Edward was lieing
4. Give her a pile of feather pillows
5. Let Alice dress her in watever she wants
6. Show her prom pictures
7. Remind her she's married in as many ways as you can
8. Tell her Charlie's comeing over to stay for three days
9. Tell her Renee' is comeing
10. Make her hunt in high heels
1. Tell him Bella kissed Mike Newton
2. Put all of his CDs in the wrong case and remind him that he has eternity to fix it
3. Yawn very loudly and pretend to fall asleep, mumbeling "Sleep is good"
4. Everytime he's about to speak interupt by saying, "I already no"
5. Call him "Simba"
6. Ask him how he feels about the Team Jacob fans
7. Purr and say "Here Kitty Kitty!"
8. Say something in Italian with a New York accent
9. Think about BelaxMike all the time
10. Let Alice shower him and Bella with l
20 Ways annoy Carlisle Cullen1. Pronounce his name 'Carl - is - al'20 Ways annoy Carlisle Cullen5 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Call him a peodophile.
3. When he says he's not remind him that 3 of his children (Edward, Jasper and Alice) are all older then Esme.
4. Ask him what he really gets up to on his night shifts.
5. Ask Carlisle if he has a T.A.R.D.I.S
6. If he asks you what you mean state that he's a doctor who never ages, and isnt human, just like Doctor who.
7.Call him 'gramps' everytime he walks past
8. Point and laugh at him when he says he has a chance at heaven.
9. Ask him what he brought with him from his human life.
10. When he says compassion roll your eyes and say sarcastcly 'Oh yeah you could love your enemies to death.'
11. Scratch his Mercedes then blame it on Esme.
12. Ask him if he and Esme play doctors and nurses.
13. State that he's not a very good doctor
14. If he asks why tell him he didn't even know that he had to tell Edward to use protection.
15. Say you find it disgusting that all his children are sexually activ
40 Ways to annoy Jacob BlackI-luv-Edward-Cullens guide to ANNOYING JACOB BLACK. [Because we all hate him ]40 Ways to annoy Jacob Black6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Force him to wear a leash and collar and tie him to a pole.
2. Put up fliers saying "Lost Dog" with his picture on it.
3. Give him mouthwash for his birthday. Tell him he has dog breath.
4. Constantly remind him that Bella would rather die then be with him.
5. Throw silver spoons at him. (Its a werewolf pun XD)
6. When hes a werewolf steal his pants.
7. Paint his motor bike hot pink.
8. Buy him a cat.
9. Name it Edward.
10. Buy him dog food. Act offended when he wont eat it.
11. Ask him what hes getting Edward and Bella for a wedding present.
12. Tell him Bella is allergic to dogs.
13. Ask him how he lost to an old man.
14. Call the dog pound on him when he fazes
15. Lock him in a room with Edward
16. Post the results on YouTube
17. Tell him that Aro and Bella are eloping in Mexico and hes not invited.
18. Tell him hes not a REAL werewolf, he
10 More Ways to Annoy Rosalie10 More Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale10 More Ways to Annoy Rosalie6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10. Tell her that you never believed in the whole "dumb blonde" thing until you met her.
9. Throw out all the reflective objects in the house and blame it on Jasper.
8. Whenever she's talking, interrupt with, "Heard that one." and tell a blonde joke that you claim is way better.
7. If you catch her looking at herself in the mirror, tell her that if she was a real vampire, she wouldn't be able to see her reflection.
6. Whenever Emmett is around, ask her why exactly she was mad that Edward chose Bella over her.
5. Sign her up for the "Blonde Joke A Day" emailing service.
4. Talk to her only in Valspeak, and make sure every other word is "like".
3. Giggle whenever she's around, and when she asks what you're laughing at, look confused and say, "I thought I was speaking clearly enough."
2. Respond to everything she says with "I know, right?"
And the Number One way to ann
20 Ways to annoy Edward Cullen1) Annony him.20 Ways to annoy Edward Cullen6 years ago in Scraps More Like This
2) Tell him Bella is dead.
3) Tell him Bella is pregnant.
4) Try to pick him up.
5) Tell him Bella dumped him... for a werewolf.
6) Burn his bed.
7) Ask why he bought a bed in the first place.
8) Sing "If you could read my mind".
9) Poke him and see how long it takes for him to kill you.
10) Make your deviantART name "EdwardCullenStalker". (I'm pretty sure I saw something like this somewhere before)
11) Lock him in a closet with Jacob and come back a week later to see what happened.
12) Laugh at the fact he's 107 and has an 18 year-old girlfriend.
13) Get into an agruement with him, then say "Bite me".
14) Be an overly obbessive fangirl.
15) Throw a party for him and only invite fangirls.
16) Invite him on a "hunting trip".
17) Get a bat and tell him you found him a vampire friend.
18) Ask him to donate blood.
19) Take him to a heart surgeon and tell the dude to fix his heart.
20) Repeat these steps until you die and make your own list! >8D
Love is an IllusionYou know...somebody once told me that love is no more than a cheap illusion...Love is an Illusion5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I can't remember who said it anymore, maybe it was Marluxia, but who said it first does not matter to me at the moment...
after someone said that, I began to think, I thought a lot, to the point where people...well Demyx anyway...began to ask me if I was feeling well...
I guess I was, of course I said I was...why should I say I was not...
I thought on it for months...
Love is an Illusion...an Illusion...
I suppose I was always right then, I always knew love was an Illusion.
because, despite not haveing a heart, I love an Illusion...
you are my love...
for love is an Illusion...
35 ways to annoy Carlisle35 Ways to annoy Carlisle Cullen.35 ways to annoy Carlisle5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Walk into the hospital, and only refer to him as Dr. McGleamy, McSteamy, or
2. Ask him if he's british, why doesn't he have an accent.
3. When he answers 'because he's been in america so long', call him a fake.
4. Get on the pager at the hospital and say 'paging Doctorizzle Carlizzle Cullenizzle
fo shizzle, yo word.'
5. Call him Carlizzle
6. When he corrects you, tell him to 'go swim to france'.
7. Ask him why he wears high collars all the time. When he replies because his
weak spot is his neck and he doesn't like it showing, grab his neck.
8. Ask him if its true that if you blow into a blonde's ear you can erase their
memory. When he says no, blow into his ear.
9. When he says that he has a chance at heaven, get in his face and laugh.
10. Ask him what he brought with him to his vampire life. When he says compassion,
get in his face and laugh again.
11. Give Esme, Alice, and Rosalie his wallet to go shopping.
12. Replace all of his ties wi
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10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with Thats not what Rosalie saaaaaid!
To Be A Malkavian...You see Kindred, there is a deep meaning to the clan of Malkav. Malkavians. Those who share the blood of the antediluvian, Malkav. So, so many kindred are aware of our curse, the insanity that runs from sire to childer down through the generations of our clan.To Be A Malkavian...7 years ago in Spiritual & Occult More Like This
And yet, the camarilla accepts us with open arms. Why then, would the camarilla accept a bunch of psychotic, deranged fools into their midst? Why not exterminate us, or better still leave us for their greatest enemy, the sabbat? That way, we become the problem of the enemy.
I will tell you why. Because we of Malkavs blood, like so many Kindred have a skill. A strength. An attribute that sets us apart from the other clans. A skill that is unique to us alone. And those who are wise within the camarillas inner circle realise that our gift is far more valuable than the brute strength of the Bruja, or the sharp politicking skills of the Ventrue. No. You see my dear Kindred, the curse of Malkav is also his blessing. And as
Twilight Chatroom>VampGirl has signed inTwilight Chatroom6 years ago in Humor More Like This
>icantreadbellasmind has signed in
icantreadbellasmind: hey sexy
icantreadbellasmind: woaa slow downn... my teeth are full of venom rmmbr?
VampGirl: *still kissing*
>BetOnMe has signed in
BetOnMe: edward, hv u seen esme?
icantreadbellasmind: no. now stop having visions about me getting onlime
VampGirl: hey alice!
BetOnMe: i have better things to do than getting visions about u mr im-so-cool-that-i-can't-talk-to-my-adopted-sister
BetOnMe: HIIII BELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
icantreadbellasmind: how come ur not that enthusiastic when it comes to me!
BetOnMe: bcs u're annoying
VampGirl: hahahahaahha poor edward!
VampGirl: i mean ALICE DONT U EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!
icantreadbellasmind: much better.
BetOnMe: guys. im getting a vision that jacob's getting in this chatroom
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icantreadbellasmind: nice nick, jake
vampsforlunch: errrrrr ohh hii
Another Cullen ChristmasAnother Cullen ChristmasAnother Cullen Christmas5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Edward and I were laying on our bed, simply holding each other, when the sun rose over Forks on Christmas morning. I had been sharing my thoughts with my husband, telling him of the gifts that Renesmee would receive and exalting over my newborn eyes finally returning to their normal topaz color. My year as a newborn was finally over and, hopefully, our troubles with it.
Shell be awake soon. Edward said, pulling me closer as his voice smoother over me like crushed velvet.
Shes up now. I said, hearing her rustle in her sheets. We both got up and went down to the bedroom we had recently converted into a nursery. Our now one-year-old-but-eight-year-old-looking daughter was already trying ot sneak to the front room, where the tree glistened with its Alice-induced splendor.
Mommy! Its Christmas! Nessie (the nickname had begun to grow on me) exclaimed as she ju
Jasper CullenYou think you life is tough and hell maybe it is, but when you compare your life with mine I bet you would see you are fine, because when someone feels something their emotions are mine.Jasper Cullen5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
so when someone walks into the room and they are bummed out and depressed, the heavy sorrowful mourning burden lays burning in my chest.
so try and walk around, feeling light of heart, think about the one you love keep them close to your heart, because when you feel angry sad or blue theres not one personed feeling burdend.
Ways to annoy Edward Cullen1:Kill BellaWays to annoy Edward Cullen5 years ago in Humor More Like This
2:Replace any of his blood stashes with pomagranate juice
3:Think dirty thoughts about him and Jacob and ask if he feels the same way too
4:Call him the Lion King
5:Call him Mufasa
6:Call him Simba
7:Make him watch Bambi over and over again
8:Ask how Irina is
9:Tell him that Bella considers him a drug and Jacob as fresh air and sunshine
10:Tell him that he is like Edward Sissorhands
Malkavian...Poetically Disturbed. The chaos whirls within, and is spewed forth between eternal life and madness. My mind reaches forth, and the tree of knowledge is plucked bare, the fruit overflowing to the waiting hands of many. Their hands are clenched tight in fists of rage and fear, but their heart cries out for my gift. I wrench their fingers open, apart, forcing the fruits of my love and my labor upon their palms. Their instinct draws the forces to their mouth, so that they may sup sweetly upon their fears. Their dinner shall become a feast of frenzy, their symphony will ring in their ears and their laughter will echo in the annals of the insane - my sweet lullabye.Malkavian...10 years ago in Other More Like This
Content in my confusion, my delirium offers peace.
The Future Brings New Feelings"Aliceeeeee! Why do you feel the need to buy a million outfits every time we go out somewhere?" Jasper whined as he tried to find enough appendages to carry all the bags his wife had accumulated.The Future Brings New Feelings6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"That's what girls do." Alice sang as she kissed him quickly on the nose. "Besides, these clothes aren't for me. They're for Bella. Edward wants to make sure she has a full wardrobe at our house for when he goes hunting and I kidnap her."
"Still, you do this every time we're out. I swear, you know all the clerks at Gucci by name." A man who overheard their conversation nodded his head and rolled his eyes. Jasper grinned when he felt the sympathy roll off the man.
"Would you like some cheese with that whine, Jazz? I love you with my whole being, but if you don't stop complaining, I'm going to strangle you with your own intestines." Alice smiled wickedly at him before turning into another store.
10 ways to annoy Renesmee10 Ways to annoy (teenage) Renesmee10 ways to annoy Renesmee5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Call the discovery channel (or something like that) and tell them Nessie is currently living in the house where you are in. When they arrive at the cullen residence make sure Renesmee opens the door. Go standing next to her and say. " Et voila! I present to you : Nessie!" (It would be even better if you could get Jake to call her Nessie at that moment XD)
2. Ask her if she'd like to take Jakes paw in marriage one day.
3. Don't invite Jacob on your wedding but do invite her and tell her it's a "Safety percaution"
4. Ask her if she thinks Jacob is hot while he is standing next to you (and they aren't together yet )
5. Put a bottle of coca-cola in front of her and then take some blood Carlisle brought along from the clinic. Put both the fluids in a blender and give it to Renesmee, shouting "I call it: Essence of the Nessie!"
6. Tell her Bella wasn't sure if she was Edwards daughter or Jaspers
7. Make her quote Romeo and Julliet. If she can't, look