A rose by any other name((this one is for babe~ who requested it))
Once upon a time, I read in a book, a story of two star crossed lovers...
the book is gone now, along with most of my memory of it, except...that one line...
the one line that made me think, which most books had ceased doing...
"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet"
but flowers do not have names...a rose is a rose a tulip is simply a tulip and a daisy will never be known as anything more than daisy...
but certainly if any flower species was to bear a name it would be the rose, a deep symbol of love and un-ending faith for whomever you care about
yet even roses lack names, or...so y
Love is an IllusionYou know...somebody once told me that love is no more than a cheap illusion...Love is an Illusion4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I can't remember who said it anymore, maybe it was Marluxia, but who said it first does not matter to me at the moment...
after someone said that, I began to think, I thought a lot, to the point where people...well Demyx anyway...began to ask me if I was feeling well...
I guess I was, of course I said I was...why should I say I was not...
I thought on it for months...
Love is an Illusion...an Illusion...
I suppose I was always right then, I always knew love was an Illusion.
because, despite not haveing a heart, I love an Illusion...
you are my lo
20 ways to annoy Emmett Cullen1. Tell him that your not supposed to take the term 'bear hug' so litarally20 ways to annoy Emmett Cullen5 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Force him to watch the care bears movie.
3. Ask him which care bear maimed him XD
4. Ask him what it feels like knowing the only reason Rosalie saved him is because he reminded her of a baby.
5. Remind him he has the least fangirls out of all the male Twilight immortals XD
6. Ask him what power he brought with him from his human life.
7. When he says strength remind him thats not exclusivly his, all vampires are strong XD
8. Remind him about losing to Bella ... everyday
9. Ask him if he's over compsating for something with the muscles and the jeep
20 ways to annoy Jacob Black1. Force him to wear a pink collar20 ways to annoy Jacob Black5 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Ask him what its like to lose to a guy who sparkles
3. Take down all missing boy posters of him and replace with missing dog posters
4. Take him to the vets to be neutured
5. For every Christmas / Birthday buy him something made of silver
6. Get him and Edward in a room together and sing 'Hot 'n' cold' to them
7. Just before he phases describe Sam in a dress with as much vivid detail as possible. Making sure that when hes in his wolf form hes still thinking about it. (*may require assistance from Edward and possible Jasper to do this :) )
8. Ensure that all the wolf pack including Sam are in their
Jasper CullenYou think you life is tough and hell maybe it is, but when you compare your life with mine I bet you would see you are fine, because when someone feels something their emotions are mine.Jasper Cullen5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
so when someone walks into the room and they are bummed out and depressed, the heavy sorrowful mourning burden lays burning in my chest.
so try and walk around, feeling light of heart, think about the one you love keep them close to your heart, because when you feel angry sad or blue theres not one personed feeling burdend.
20 Ways annoy Carlisle Cullen1. Pronounce his name 'Carl - is - al'20 Ways annoy Carlisle Cullen5 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Call him a peodophile.
3. When he says he's not remind him that 3 of his children (Edward, Jasper and Alice) are all older then Esme.
4. Ask him what he really gets up to on his night shifts.
5. Ask Carlisle if he has a T.A.R.D.I.S
6. If he asks you what you mean state that he's a doctor who never ages, and isnt human, just like Doctor who.
7.Call him 'gramps' everytime he walks past
8. Point and laugh at him when he says he has a chance at heaven.
9. Ask him what he brought with him from his human life.
10. When he says compassion roll your eyes and say sarcastcly 'Oh yeah you could love y
How to annoy Edward Cullen20 Ways how to anoy Edward CullenHow to annoy Edward Cullen5 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Prance around singing 'Like a Virgin' whenever you in the same room
2. Have the 'Ginger alert' ringtone on your phone and play it whenever he walks past
3. When Bella's out visiting Jacob, pretend you've just got back from La Push and think about what Bella and Jacob are 'up to' (whether its true or not XD)
4. Ask How Tanya is.
5. Set 'Seventeen forever' as his ringtone and tape his reaction when someone rings him.
6. Constantly start arguements with him and when he tries to intimidate you reply with 'Im not afraid of you'.
7. When he tells Bella that Mike would be healthier for her agree
10 ways to annoy Aro VolturiThe 10 ways to annoy Aro Volturi.10 ways to annoy Aro Volturi5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Isabella Swan A.K.A Bella Cullen and
Alice Cullen(she couldn't miss this chance!)
1.Tell Aro he is not bubbly!
2.Tell him Bella has a crush on him.
3.When Aro asks Bella about it and she denies yell Thats not what you told me!
4.Tell Aro he looks like a girl.
5.Tell Sulpicia (his wife) that Aro is cheating on her and that you heard it from Jane.
6.Tell Aro he has a fan girl stalking him.
7.Get a water bottle and throw some water on Aro while yelling , The power of christ compels you!
8.Shine a flashlight
10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two c
20 ways to annoy Jasper Hale1. When Jasper is retreating (for any reason) put on a thick southern accent and yell 'run, Jasper run'20 ways to annoy Jasper Hale5 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. When Jaspers being quiet in the corner sing the 'emo kid' song under your breath.
3. End every conversation with 'Yes Sir!'
4. Call him Jasper Cullen
5. When he objects say 'thats not what Maria told me' and walk away
6. Think about him lustfully
7. When he asks you about the above reply with 'Jeesh someones vain how do you know it was directed at you?' and leave him hanging
8. Tell him that the real reason that Edward gave him the bike is that he feels sorry for him
9. Be sure to let him know that Jasper is the least favourite C
10 Ways To Annoy Twilight Cast 10 Ways To Annoy The Twilight Crew10 Ways To Annoy Twilight Cast5 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Wave a flower in front of her and call, "Here Lamby!"
2. Make ger watch Dracula for 10 days straight
3. Tell her you're from Tanya's clan and that Edward was lieing
4. Give her a pile of feather pillows
5. Let Alice dress her in watever she wants
6. Show her prom pictures
7. Remind her she's married in as many ways as you can
8. Tell her Charlie's comeing over to stay for three days
9. Tell her Renee' is comeing
10. Make her hunt in high heels
1. Tell him Bella kissed Mike Newton
2. Put all of his CDs in the wrong case and remind him that he has eternity to fix it
3. Yawn v
AkuZeku - HeartsZexion strode down the halls of The Castle That Never Was as he always did: alone, with a book nestled comfortably, tucked under his arm. The only sound was that of his boots almost silently meeting the marble floor with each step. If anyone had been there to witness this day to day activity, they would have said today was different. A smirk was playing upon Zexion's lips, and he didn't sigh irritably when a stray lock of hair fell into his face, he merely brushed it aside as if it were nothing. Although, noone was there, leaving Zexion alone with his thoughts as he picked his way through the endless maze of hallways back to his beloved libraAkuZeku - Hearts4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Twilight Chatroom>VampGirl has signed inTwilight Chatroom5 years ago in Humor More Like This
>icantreadbellasmind has signed in
icantreadbellasmind: hey sexy
icantreadbellasmind: woaa slow downn... my teeth are full of venom rmmbr?
VampGirl: *still kissing*
>BetOnMe has signed in
BetOnMe: edward, hv u seen esme?
icantreadbellasmind: no. now stop having visions about me getting onlime
VampGirl: hey alice! :D
BetOnMe: i have better things to do than getting visions about u mr im-so-cool-that-i-can't-talk-to-my-adopted-sister
BetOnMe: HIIII BELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
icantreadbellasmind: how come ur not that enthusiastic when it comes to me!
10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10. Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.
9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when you want to have them, what genders you want them to be, etc.
8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?
7. Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as Nurse. Naughty in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him Doctor. Dreamy
6. Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher or paedophile.
5. Take a chunk of her hair, put it in a blend
10 Ways to Annoy Charlie Swan10 Ways to Annoy Charlie Swan10 Ways to Annoy Charlie Swan5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10. Tell him Bellas pregnant but youre having trouble figuring out who the father is Bellas unsure whether its Edward, Carlisle, Jacob or Mike.
9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.
8. Decorate his handcuffs with pink lace and flowers the call the station requesting to speak with Chief Swan Princess.
7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie thats strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.
6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup it will have his fi
20 Ways to annoy Rosalie Hale1. Call her Rosalie Cullen20 Ways to annoy Rosalie Hale5 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. When she says shes Rosalie Hale ask her why she doesnt change her name when shes 'married' to Emmett.
3. Buy her a Rolls Royce for Christmas
4. Smash every mirror she owns.
5. When she asks you why you did it say that maybe shes not as pretty as she thought
6. Sing 'your so vain' whenever she walks into a room
7. At her next wedding to Emmett ask her whether it was the same dress she wore to kill Royce
8. Remind her that Edward would pick a human over her.
9. Ask her about baby names and such. Asking every five minutes 'if thats what she would name her baby'
10. 'Accidently' scratch her M3 with your key
AkuZeku: You Know You Love ItAkuZeku: You Know You Love ItAkuZeku: You Know You Love It5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Zexion sat at the old decaying desk in the silent library, reading a thick novel called Loveless. He sighed and shut the book after placing his bookmark in the designated spot. He could hear the tick tick tick of the small black and white clock on the wall next to him. The blunette rested his head on his palm and let out a silent sigh, not wanting to disrupt the peacefulness of the room.
He came here everyday, just for that reason. Because it was quiet. Or at least, it usually was
Hey Zexy. A voice like velvet silk whispered in his ear.
Zexion shivered and turn
10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the depressed Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two as (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he r
10 More Ways to Annoy Rosalie10 More Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale10 More Ways to Annoy Rosalie5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10. Tell her that you never believed in the whole "dumb blonde" thing until you met her.
9. Throw out all the reflective objects in the house and blame it on Jasper.
8. Whenever she's talking, interrupt with, "Heard that one." and tell a blonde joke that you claim is way better.
7. If you catch her looking at herself in the mirror, tell her that if she was a real vampire, she wouldn't be able to see her reflection.
6. Whenever Emmett is around, ask her why exactly she was mad that Edward chose Bella over her.
5. Sign her up for the "Blonde Joke A Day" emailing service.
4. Talk to her only in Valspeak,
40 Ways to annoy Jacob BlackI-luv-Edward-Cullens guide to ANNOYING JACOB BLACK. [Because we all hate him :) ]40 Ways to annoy Jacob Black5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Force him to wear a leash and collar and tie him to a pole.
2. Put up fliers saying "Lost Dog" with his picture on it.
3. Give him mouthwash for his birthday. Tell him he has dog breath.
4. Constantly remind him that Bella would rather die then be with him.
5. Throw silver spoons at him. (Its a werewolf pun XD)
6. When hes a werewolf steal his pants.
7. Paint his motor bike hot pink.
8. Buy him a cat.
9. Name it Edward.
10. Buy him dog food. Act offended when he wont eat it.
11. Ask him what hes getting E
Emmett and Jasper babysit p.3*4 years after breaking dawn*Emmett and Jasper babysit p.34 years ago in Humor More Like This
Preview: The last time we saw our heroes, they were walking to Embreon city and Ash was going to get his gym badge...Wait that's pokemon. Oh I'm sorry. Let's start again.
Bella and Edward leave to visit Renee in Florida, where Nessie will be bored to death. Rosalie and Alice decide to go to fashion week in Milan and Carlisle and Esme are at the Island. So who does Bella leave her now physically 13 year old daughter with?
Em and Jazz!
After a late night of prank calls, everyone we knew was asleep. So I went to bed too. The next morning, I felt a strong thirst in my throat. Time to hunt!
10 ways to annoy Renesmee10 Ways to annoy (teenage) Renesmee10 ways to annoy Renesmee5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Call the discovery channel (or something like that) and tell them Nessie is currently living in the house where you are in. When they arrive at the cullen residence make sure Renesmee opens the door. Go standing next to her and say. " Et voila! I present to you : Nessie!" (It would be even better if you could get Jake to call her Nessie at that moment XD)
2. Ask her if she'd like to take Jakes paw in marriage one day.
3. Don't invite Jacob on your wedding but do invite her and tell her it's a "Safety percaution"
4. Ask her if she thinks Jacob is hot while he is standing next to you (and they aren't t
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
10. Never use English around him instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesnt find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob