50 ways to annoy Deidara... if youre Tobi.
1) Call him Deidei <3
2) Tell him how AWESOME Sasuke is in your opinion.
3) Tell him how even more awesome and supercool Itachi is in your opinion.
4) Shout, Tobi is a good boy! again and again and again and again and again.
5) Tell him that he's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen!
6) When Deidara lets explode some of his clay, say, Whoa, Senpai, THAT sure was a loud fart!
7) Plait his hair while hes asleep and add a cute pink ribbon ^^
8) Glomp him <3
9) Eat some yummy icecream while hes busy trying to catch a Jinchuriki.
10) Once he caught the Jinchuriki, brag about how you caught this Jinchuriki all by yourself.
11) When hes going to kill you because of your bragging, ask him if he wants some yummy icecream, too, so he could cool down a bit.
12) When hes trying to choke you because of those words, start crying and run to your leader, screaming, Pein-sama! Mean Deidei hit poor Tobi! Now Tob