Shadow vs Sonic: Yo MamaYO MAMA FIGHT!: Whn you're done reading I want you to either post a comment, telling a 'Yo Mama' joke, or whatever!
Sonic: Yo mama is so fat... all I gotta say.
Shadow: Yo mama? I don't even know that guy...
Sonic: Yo mama is so ugly when you were born they slapped her!
Shadow Yo mama is so fat when she took a dip in the ocean all the whales sang "We are family! Even though you're fatter than me"!
Sonic: Yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a transparent wall to see what was on the other side!
Shadow: Yo mama's house is so small, we ordered a large pizza and we had to eat it outside!
Sonic: Yo momma is so fat that it took 4 years for a body builder to run around her!
Sonic: Yo mama's lips are so big Chapstick had to make a spray.
Shadow: Yo mama is so fat, she made Jabba the Hutt say, "Damn"!
Sonic: Yo mama is so ugly she makes onions cry.
Shadow: Yo mamas so fat she walked in to a restaurant, sat down, got the menu and said "Yes, please".
Sonic: Yo mama is so fat, I thr
Yo Mama, Round 2Yo Mama, ROUND 2,Yo Mama, Round 26 years ago in Humor More Like This
Sonic: Yo mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink!
Shadow: Yo mama is the poster child for ugly.
Sonic: Yo mama so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away.
Shadow: Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
Sonic: Yo mama so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.
Shadow: Yo mama so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
Sonic: Yo mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Shadow: Yo mama so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
Sonic: Yo mama so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.
Shadow: Yo mama is so bald, her braids look like stitches!
Sonic: Yo mama is so stupid, yo daddy said it was chilly outside and she grabbed a spoon!
Shadow: Yo mama is so white she makes Michael Jackson look black.
Sonic: Yo Mamma so scary, Freddy Krueger is jealous.
Shadow: Yo mamma so ugly her reflection quit.
Sonic: Yo Mamma so ugly, people
Sonadow: School rampage 17Rouge watched as the blue quilled girl stood straight, her insides filling with a deep poisonous hatred. She narrowed her eyes and licked her lips. That was the one she needed, and now the show could start. But first to get rid of the three other rodents, who where too conveniently siding with the azure girl. Maybe some sort of balance should be in order.Sonadow: School rampage 175 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
aah but things where far from lost.
"indeed blue rodent, see you got cured very well of my last little... accident" she said with a sneer. Sonic huffed and put her trademark smirk on. "keep talking batty and i'm going to kick your ass straight back to where you belong!" Sonic yelled out, and Knukkles tuned in. "yeah the insane asylum!!"
Tails laughed but coughed, holding onto his stomach. Sonic turned and within seconds she was beside her friend holding onto his shoulder.
Knukkles didn't even move a muscle, his eyes turning to Tails but then back at the mocking batt.
Sonic glared at the person responsible for Tails pain, and stood bac
Shadow's Sleepover: Part 2After the Operation (8:11 P.M.)Shadow's Sleepover: Part 28 years ago in Humor More Like This
Shadow: Okay, we put blood, sweat, and tears into it, and I hope you like it.
Silver: I do too.
Sonic: (*holds up mirror for Silver to see himself*)
Meanwhile, a mile and a half away, a flock of birds fly away from a pond as they hear Silver scream.
Sonic: So, I take it that you dont like it?
Silver: Oh, no, I love it! Its so pretty! Thats why I screamed! ^-^
Silver: NO! How am I gonna get girls if my hair looks like someone ran a truck over it?!
Shadow: Oh, come on. Its not that bad! A-and cheer up! Itll grow back eventually.
Silver: Eventually? EVENTUALLY?! It took me fourteen years to get this hair the right density and length! Now its ruined! SHADOW! IM GONNA KILL YOU!!
Shadow: Eep (*runs away to kitchen where the girls are already eating their pizza*)
Silver: GET BACK HERE!! (*chases Shadow around kitchen table*)
Blaze: TT I have cookies.
Silver: O.O Cookies! ^-^
Sonics Sleepover The Last PartAmy took off the blind fold. She held onto it as tight as she could. She stayed in the closet thinking about the kiss.Sonics Sleepover The Last Part4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
'That kiss......It felt so.....Familiar?' Amy thought. She closed her eyes and leaned againt some of Sonic's clothes.
"What's taking Amy? Shadow did you murder her in there?" Silver said looking worried.
Shadow chuckled,"Nope why would I do that?" He said looking back at Silver.
Secret stood up,"I will go check on her..." Secret walked over to the closet. She turned around and looked back at Shadow.
"You do know it was meant to be a kiss, not a make out session," Secret said playfully before she turned the door knob. Shadow sloached down on the floor and grunted in annoyance.
Secret walked in and saw Amy looking troubled whilst she fiddling with the blindfold. Secret walked over to Amy and put her hand on her shoulder. Amy snapped out her daze and looked at Secret with her big green eyes.
"You Ok Amy?" Secret asked softly. Amy nodded her head. She lowered it and
Shadow's Sleepover: Part 4Car: (*parks by Chaotixs house*)Shadow's Sleepover: Part 47 years ago in Humor More Like This
Cops: (*get out of car and run towards Shadow and friends*)
Silver: I didnt do it, I swear! (*puts hands up*)
Lady Cop: Lets get em, boyz!
Cops: (*runs past Shadow and friends and go to the Chaotixs front door and kick it down and run in*)
Shadow: What the-? (*confuzzled*)
Rouge: Oh, my God! Theyre going for the Chaotix, not us!
Espio: (*oh noes*)
Blaze: I knew itd happen some day. TT
Cop Lady: (*comes out front door with Vector in handcuffs*) Youre under arrest for disturbing the peace and vandalism!
Vector: Aww, crud. TT
Cop #1: (*brings out Charmy and looks at Lady Cop*) What about this one?
Charmy: You better watch out, Mister! I can sting you! And it hurts, lemme tell ya that! (*struggling in Cop #1s arms*)
Cop Lady: Hes too young to go to jail. Hmm (*looks around and spots Espio with Shadow and the others*) Ah! Mr. Chameleon! Will you please come here for a moment?
Shadow's Sleepover: Part 5Shadow: Okay, why are we going to a carnival in the middle of the night?Shadow's Sleepover: Part 56 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Amy: Cuz carnivals are fun!
Shadow: They also may not be open at 1 A.M.
Amy: Well, maybe its an all night carnival.
Silver: Then why do we have to walk there? Theres a perfectly good car in
Amy: Not at these gas prices!
Silver: Its a hybrid. TT
Blaze: Man, I seriously cant believe were going to a CARNIVAL!
Sonic: Why? Its just a stupid carnival.
Blaze: JUST A STUPID CARNIVAL?
Blaze: It just so happens that I got my first dollie at the carnival! Dont you remember, Silver? You got it for me. I remember it like it was yesterday
Silver: Oh, God, not this story.
Blaze is 8 and a half years old.
Silver is 7 and a half.
Blaze: Cmon, Silver, one more time on the bumper cars!
Silver: (*stops eating his pink cotton candy*) Are you kidding? Im still recovering from the last time you gave me whiplash.
Crazy SonicCrazy Sonic9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Sonic: (running up to Shadow teetering and wobbling) HELLO SHADOW!!! UNCLE TO MY ARCH-RIVALS DOCTOR EGGMAN AND METAL SONIC!!!!!!!!!! PEANUT BUTTER KNOWS NO BOUNDERIES!!!!!
Shadow: o_o................... Sonic, are you drunk?
Sonic: ^-^ (Yells really lound) YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! OoO I LOVE JELLY!!!!
Shadow: o_O Okay......... (He's gonna kill someone!!!) Sonic, why don't you go back to Tails' workshop and lie down for while.
Sonic: OKAY! HE MOVED TO THE SAND RUINS, I'LL ASK HIM FOR SOMEMORE BEER, HE GAVE IT TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE! ^-O
Shadow: T_T Are you sure it was beer he gave you?! (taking Sonic's hand and leading him away)
Sonic: IT LOOKED LIKE BEER, IT WAS BROWN!!! He called it something fancy......... ENGINE OIL!!!! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIENDS..... LET'S GO TO A CARWASH!!!
Shadow: Uh, no. -_-() (Is dragging Sonic towards a vet hospital) T.T (glares at people staring at him)
Sonic: IS THAT THE ZOO?! I LOVE CAMELS!
Shadow: (now in hospital) >_o (Sonic spits at Shadow)
Sonadow: School rampage part 1A normal day at planet Mobius.Sonadow: School rampage part 18 years ago in General More Like This
Everything was at peace because Dr. Robotnic has disappeared from the planet. And hopefully for good.
There was only one thing that disturbed the rest and peace.
And that was: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhh
YOUVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!
that loudmouth was Sonic the Hedgehog. He was recalled as the hero who saved us all and the planet.
He was at the dr. for his normal check-up. But this time the doctor had very unpleasant news.
It seemed that after all this time the popular Sonic the Hedgehog was a girl all along.
And he didnt even notice! (Kind of dumb no?)
So Im a girl? Well thats gonna crack the boys up! Knukkels wouldnt beat me up anymore because Im a girl! Yay!
And what about Amy? She will probably will become lesbian or my best girlfriend . I hope the last part!
But Mr So . I mean Ms. Sonic why didnt you notice it bef
Shadamy-Evil love story A man woke me up. "Shadow?" I heard him say. I woke up to a bright light, on a cold hard table. I sat up and looked around. I didn't know where I was. "What the- Where am I?" I saw a man. Fat, tall, long brown mustache. "Who are you?" I glared at him. "What did you do to me?!!" I growled. He chuckled. "Don't worry, I did nothing to you. I just woke you up. I am Dr. Eggman. My grandfather made you, remember?" I remembered his grandfather's face. "...................I remember..." Eggman nodded. "He gave you to me. Your my hedgehog now. You do as I say." I nodded. I didn't really know anything at the time, Eggman's grandfather created me, Eggman woke me up, he's the only one I know at the moment, so I guess this meant Eggman is my master. "Well, today is the first day you been awake in, oh, 50 years." 50Shadamy-Evil love story5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sonadow: TagShadow never liked playing games. He thought they were stupid and immature and wanted to act less of an idiot than more of an idiot. But he never thought he would end playing "Tag!" with his arch rival, Sonic, and end up being "it".Sonadow: Tag3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"SONIC, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE SO I CAN SKIN YOU ALIVE!!!" Shadow roars, running/skating after the hedgehog.
"Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit!" Sonic looks over his shoulder and yelps, seeing a red freight train erm hedgehog coming at him!
Shadow felt his anger boil within him as he kept his eyes locked on Sonic as he chased him through the grassy meadow.
He can still remember how he ended up chasing this annoying blue boy in the first place.
Shadow was asleep in a large tree, dreaming of his lost friend, Maria. They were playing around in the ark, hiding from soldiers and causing trouble. Shadow would get called up for some tests and Maria would wait as long as she has to for her friend. When h
Silver picking a girlSilver: (lying on couch, depressed) "Oy..."Silver picking a girl5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Shadow: (Choas Controls into the room) "..."
Silver: "Oh hi Shadow!"
Shadow: "Hmph." (starts to leave)
Silver: "Wait, don't go! I really need someone to talk with!"
Shadow: (stops) "Fine but make this quick."
Silver: (looks sad) "Well, you know about me and Blaze? Well, we took a break from each other to date different men/women but I can't find anyone I'm interested in."
Shadow: "What made you think I was good with girls?"
Shadow: (sweatdrops) "Okay, okay fine, we's see first... why not, Amy Rose?"
Silver: (cringes) "Dude, are you kidding? She's known to kill any girl who dares come within inches of Sonic."
Shadow: "It's knocking them out, not killing. Now... did you try Tikal?"
Silver: "I would've had, if I could really tell if she was just an old ancestor or something. Even the way she's dressing is creeping me out."
Shadow: "One more time, how about Rouge?"
Silver: (pouts) "Okay, first off, she's a slut. Second, she's a
Shadow's Sleepover4:47 P.M.Shadow's Sleepover8 years ago in Humor More Like This
Rouge: (*sitting on a lawn chair in her backyard by her pool*) Ahh what a nice evening to relax
Rouge: Well, so much for that.
Shadow: (*comes running out back door and stands in front of Rouge*) W-why is th-that p-p-pink th-thing a-at ou-our front d-door?!
Shadow: You know, that girl thats obsessed with the faker. Amy Tulip? Amy Carnation?
Rouge: Amy Rose! ^-^
Shadow: Yeah, thats it. Oh, and that purple cat is there with her. Not the fat one, the skinny one. Fire? Flame?
Rouge: (*gasp*) And Blaze too! They must be here for the sleep-over! ^-^
Shadow: Sleep over? Whats that?
Rouge: TT Do not annoy me with stupid questions, Shadow. Here, Ill tell ya if you go and get them for me.
Shadow: ^-^ Okay! (*runs and gets Amy and Blaze*) (*comes back with Amy and Blaze*)
Rouge: 0.o TT What took ya?
Shadow: So! Whats a sleep-over?!
Amy: 0.o What?! Have you lived in a cave all your life?!
Shadow: If by
Mercy - ShadAmy AUBoth felt the hands of destiny slowly constricting their throats, their limbs, their mindsMercy - ShadAmy AU4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The rose, her petals fell
The shadow, his darkness cut through
A black hedgehog sharply inhaled, opening his eyes wide. He sat up at a dizzying pace that sent his head for a whirl of reds and fuchsias, only adding more to the sickness he felt. Cold beads of sweat gathered on his crimson-striped forehead; he lifted a gloved hand to his temple, finally getting a grip of reality and swallowing his nausea. Another nightmare had haunted him in his sleep, he realized slowly. The same dream was repeated every night since the monumental day where his secret betrayal began.
There was that girl, with her locks of rose tainted with dark blood, her eyes sealed shut by death. He found her in an open, snowy field that was spattered with red as well, almost as if a battle had wrecked the entire area. Yet no other corpse was to be found; only the female hedgehog's. When the black hedgehog to
Genes and Mutation 01 - Cause"Sol! Stop! Get these chains off me!" I screamed to Sol, who was at the table.Genes and Mutation 01 - Cause5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Shut it Silver. I'm not going to do anything to you yet. I have something I want to do to Sonic first." She replied to me.
Sonic was chained up next to me, also stuck against the wall. Sol had taken my gloves, so I couldn't use Telekinesis. Sonic had remained silent since we had woken up.
"I heard that Shadow had special genes... so I've put his genes into this needle, mixed with glow-in-the-dark yellow liquid." Sol said as she began walking towards Sonic.
"Wha- what are you going to do to me?!" Sonic asked her.
"I'm going to inject Shadow's genes into your stomach, and hope for mutation tomorrow." She replied.
"M- Mutation!? You're hoping that I'm going to mutate!!??" Sonic screamed, struggling to get out of the chains.
"Yep. And I want to see what happens to you. Whether you die, turn black, grow chest fur, or grow an extra foot, I want to see what happens. I added the glow-i
Merhogs n Nagas 3If the person in front of him was his master, Sonic was going to die. The Naga was huge!! If he had been held up face-to-face with the other, his feet would barely get passed the line where fur became scales.Merhogs n Nagas 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The tail was what really caught the hedgehog's eyes. The Naga was an ebony hedgehog male with crimson streaked arms and quills that seemed to defy gravity. His scales gleamed like thin onyx jewels, his entire tail being one solid color with a crimson design going down the center similar to that of a diamond-back rattlesnake and it went to the tip of the tail. There were solid gold cuffs on his wrists and upper arms, decorated with an elaborate design and similar to the ones that Sonic had seen the other Nagas wearing; only theirs were silver and plain.
Then he met those eyes. Those captivating, dark crimson eyes. Sonic had never been so drawn in by a pair of eyes before. It wasn't until a small smirk crawled onto the Naga's face that Sonic realized he was staring. His eyes widened
Loves a Bitch ch 2: sonadow sonourgeLoves a b**chLoves a Bitch ch 2: sonadow sonourge3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Warnings: a bit of cursing, maybe some rape/smut in later chapters
I don't own sonic and co...(i don't know why people do these anymore..-.-)
Stupid faker! I don't not act childish! I could of handled myself .I plonked myself near a tree and crossed my arms. It had been one crazy day. First, it started out way past cool; with the chilidogs and the running, but then scourge came. Why was he here? I hadn't seen him in ages although I must admit; he's looking pretty handso-NO! Get a grip sonic! You like shadow! Aish, this is so confusing .anyway, then he pinned me to a tree; probably wanted to start a fight or something and then shads came over and kicked him to the ground. Why did shads do that? Maybe their enemies or something. I lay against the tree and thought. How will I ever confess to shads that I like him!? I mean, were supposed to be enemies and there is no way he likes me like that. All these sad thoughts are making me hung
Shadow's Sleepover part 8Shadow's Sleepover part 8Shadow's Sleepover part 85 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Shadow: Um truth or dare?
Tails: hmm judging by these dares .I'll pick truth .
Shadow: hmmm well is it true that .you ever had a crush on Cream when Cosmo was blown up?
Cosmo: can we not dwell on that .
Shadow: that settles it he's gay
Tikal: Shadow! I can't believe you're saying that!
Shadow: well if my girlfriend blew up for a little...uh no offense Cosmo
Cosmo: TT TT none taken
Shadow: Then I would start looking at other girls
Tikal: TT TT I'll keep that in mind!
Blaze: HOLD IT. People .Shadow's just a perv and he always will be and just cause Tails didn't look at other girls when his girlfriend was well gone doesn't mean he's gay...it just means he has feelings for only one girl.
Silver: BLAZE IS WISE!! w@
Tails: Blaze is right one hundred percent!
Blaze: hehe yes I am ^w^
Rouge: this game
A ShadMaria Story: Chapter 10HOPE YOU LIKE THIS ONE JUST AS MUCH AS THE OTHERS!!A ShadMaria Story: Chapter 107 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
BTW: YATTA: I did it; I got it.
CHAPTER TEN: Jewelry and a Date for M-chan
"Maria, look at this lipstick. Isn't it gorgeous?" Rouge asked, handing Maria the case.
Maria opened it.
"Its beautiful! It looks like a pink rose!" She said.
"I thought you'd like it. Its the perfect color for you. Now, for the eye-shadow..." Rouge said, walking over to the nearby counter.
"AHA! Found it already!" Rouge said, picking up a brown eye-shadow.
(A/N: Think 'SA2')
"What about foundation?" Maria asked.
"Your skin's flawless, so you don't need it." Rouge said, picking up a mixed eye-shadow case.
"I SEE JEWELRY!" Rouge said excitedly, running off.
"Rouge..." Maria said.
"Maria-san!" Cream said, she and Amy coming over to Maria.
"You've gotta see these earrings!" Amy sai
Vampires vs. The Hunters ch 2A day or two passed and it was Sonic's... "supposed" Birthday. Sonic woke up that morning from that same dream. It was bright and sunny that morning... A great start for his big day. Sonic smiled a bit and went downstairs. On the table in the kitchen was a neatly prepared breakfast just for Sonic. 'It's always like this every year. I wake up, and there's breakfast made for me.' Sonic thought. And with all the things the little hedgehog loves to eat for breakfast as well... that was including his all time favorite Chili Dog. Sonic smiled when he saw the chilidogs. He sat down and started eating... silently thanking whoever made the food.Vampires vs. The Hunters ch 23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The black hedgehog was outside in the shade, chuckling softly,
Sonic soon finished eating. 'That was good.' Sonic thought. He wondered how the rest of the day would turn out for him. Sonic stood up and left the house to walk around Station Square again.
The black hedgehog saw Sonic and followed Sonic carefully, avoiding the
Shall we do it again? ShadAmy Amy let the cold water surround her feet. She watched the waterfall and heard the birds sing while the soft summer breeze played with her hair. She had escaped the city life in Station Square and sat down by the lake in Mystic Ruins. She needed a rest, she deserved it.Shall we do it again? ShadAmy7 years ago in General More Like This
Abruptly a flashback invaded her mind. She tried to push it away but it was useless. The image of Sonic buying a red rose yesterday from the flower shop emerged. When Amy saw that she hoped that the rose would be for her; later that day she discovered she was wrong. Sonic had visited her at her apartment, but it was only to ask if she lend him her cooking book. Amy agreed and expected to receive the flower, but Sonic just took it and left.
Like he always does She thought out loud.
She took off her dress revealing a stunning red bikini under it. She placed her dress near her boots, wall
A King and His Flower Chapter 15Chapter 15 ~ In ConclusionA King and His Flower Chapter 153 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
In the Dungeon of Shadow and Amy's Castle...
"I demand to be freed!" Rouge yelled.
"By orders of the king you are to stay here and be silent!" a guard yelled back.
"Do you know who I am!? I am Princess Rouge the Bat! I demand to be let out of here!" Rouge yelled again.
"Shut up!" the guard yelled.
"Let go of me!" a male yelled.
"You are to be held in the dungeon by the king's orders!" another guard yelled. He then opened the cell and put the male in there.
"Get me out of here I have done nothing wrong!" he yelled. Rouge then recognized his voice.
"Knuckles what are you doing here!?" Rouge asked.
"The same reason you're in here! Because of your stupid plan I'm in jail!" Knuckles yelled.
"So am I!" Rouge yelled back.
"But the thing is... YOU'RE A PRINCESS WHO WILL BE LET OUT WELL I'M STUCK HERE!" Knuckles yelled with much anger.
"You didn't have to follow my plan!" Rouge yelled back.
The two bickered for a few more hours until someone entered the Dungeon. He ap
Funny silverAt silver's house....5o a.m *beep* *beep* *beep* silver:" silly me,good morning alarm clock." :3Funny silver4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Alarm clock :3 * silver walks into bathroom* silver:"good morning shower." ^^ shower: T,T silver:"fine,good morning bathroom." bathroom: "..." *climbs in shower* *turns on radio on side table* *listening to fireflys by owl city* silver:" lalalalala." *turns on water* silver:" aaaaaah! cold....warm,aaah." *finished,gets out* silver:"good morning towel." towel:" *hiss* silver:"eeep,well I still love you." ^^ *puts on light blue shirt and blue jeans and light blue sneakers* silver:"time to start the day right." *leaves,locks the door* silver:"good morning door." door: "....." silver:" time to go wish shadow a happy good morning." *go's up to shadow's door* *knocks* *shadow opens door*
SHADOW:" uuuuugh,silver its FIVE TWENTY FIVE! please leave,before I knock you senseless."
Sonilver-Cosplay Pervert-P8Sonic and Silver arrived back at the manor and were again greeted by the butlers and maids.Sonilver-Cosplay Pervert-P84 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hey how about we go to the game room?" sonic suggested.
"Uh sure," silver replied.
"Great let's go!" he smiled taking silvers wrist but in fact he had taken his hand. He froze a little as he looked at silver and then quickly snatched his hand away. "SORRY! I did not mean that it was not intended you have to believe me!"
"I-it's fine. Just a mistake," silver mumbled as he looked down his hair covering his face.
"What's the matter?" sonic asked moving away silvers hair and noticing his cheeks were a light pink.
"I said it's nothing!" he said as he walked past sonic.
Sonic turned round watching as silver was walking away. He smiled even though silver seemed a little annoyed but he was blushing. Could it have been because sonic had taken his hand? He just sighed and ran after him so he could show him to the games room.
Once there sonic opened yet another huge door that opened up into yet anoth
Sonic Sleepovers: Game TimeJosh: Okay! Whoever the bottle stops on, the spinner has to kiss him or her. Then, the person who was kissed gets to spin it! (Spins bottle)Sonic Sleepovers: Game Time7 years ago in Humor More Like This
Blaze: This wont be much fun with just the three of us.
Josh: (To himself) Says you, Blaze. Personally, I wouldnt mind kissing either of you two, so its no problem for me at all! And if you two should kiss then thatd be really interesting, too.
Tails: (Gulps) So Im going to have to kiss one of you? (Blushes violently)
Blaze: Thats the game, Tails. (Grins wickedly) Come on, youre not a baby, are you?
Tails: N-no way! (Looks at Josh uneasily)
Josh: Hey, dont look at me; I never thought you were a baby!
Tails: Thats not why I was looking at you
Josh: (Blushing) Oh, I see. (Bottle stops on Blaze)
Blaze: (Looking at Josh with shy grin)
Josh: (To himself) Well, its not Tails, but Blaze is sexy, so its okay. (Leans over and gently kisses Blaze on the mouth)