10 MORE reasons to be GAY1) Gay friends are your free stylists.10 MORE reasons to be GAY7 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
2) Gays always know the most amazing, colorful, and tasty COCKtails .
3) After an intense party with gays, the houses always end up cleaner
than when the party started.
4) Gay friends dont care how fat your ass is, just how fabulous your dress
5) Gays are the friends you can talk about guys with without fear of them
stealing them from you.
6) Since gays are usually mad hot they can be your pretend rebound guy
after a messy breakup to make your ex jealous.
7) Gays can TEACH you how to give the worlds be
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2) Gay guys are always horny and ready to fuck
3) An asshole is and will always be tighter than a vagina
4) You can play football after some good old sex
5) Women need to be told they look PRETTY, gay guys just need a good slap on the ass
6) With gay guys you NEVER hear "No I have a head-ache"
7) He who is your buddy is also your beer-buddy AND your FUCK-BUDDY
8) They don't put pressure for commitment since gay marriage is illegal
9) If he is brawny, your gay man will beat up anyone who talks shit about you two
10) Normal gay guys are the same as EXTREMELY horny girls