Harley Quinn Meets Deadpool
Setting: New York, late evening. As the city goes about its nightly tasks, we see Deadpool crouching on the side railing of a Bridge, seemingly talking to himself, which for Deadpool is nothing unusual.
Ahhh New York City!! The sights, the smells, the screams of low life scum that dangle above the East river.
Zoomed out we see a person, hanging by one foot from the railing on which DP sits.
Come on man!!! I told Vinny I would pay him the money as soon as I made the sale!!
DP shakes his head and waggles his finger
Yeah well Billy Boy, Vinnys daughter needs braces. And let me tell you this kid NEEDS braces. Just dont tell Vinny he has a habit of breaking things, namely different body parts when people talk about his ugly kids.
DP pulls out a large combat knife and spins it around in his hand.
So Billy are ya gonna cough up some dough or you could be coughing up random things that float around in ri
DeadpoolA Teen Titan Humor Fan FictionDeadpool10 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Teen Titans in…
Apartment, New York City
A rather…ugly man dressed only in boxers and a t-shirt sat in his arm chair, flipping through channels on TV. Sports…no. Cartoons. Delightfully violent, but not what he was looking for right now. Porn. Maybe if it wasn't scrambled. Suddenly the phone rang. He sighed and picked it up.
Wade put the phone down and walked away.
???: Hello? …
He came back with a red and black mask on his face.
Deadpool: This is Deadpool.
???: Ah, good. I have a job for you.
Deadpool: Who do you want whacked?
???: Just a few children I need taken care of.
Deadpool stood up.
Deadpool: Hey, pal I don't do kids. Not my thing.
???: You'll be paid for handsomely.
Deadpool: …no, no….turning over a new leaf and all…
The man on the other line spoke gave an offer. Deadpool made various noises of disbelief.
:: CUE THEME ::
Deadpool: Lucy, I'm home! Nice place, very roomy. Wouldn't have go
Deadpool's Theme SongDeadpool Theme SongDeadpool's Theme Song8 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Does whatever he's paid to do,
Shoots his guns, all the time,
Drops his victims, just like flies,
Whatch out! Here comes that crimson buffoon!
Does he talk? Listen bub-
A better question is: Does he shut up?
Is the man uglier than sin?
I wouldn't know where to begin,
Look over there! He's in his underwear!
In the chill of the night,
Where he really shouldn't be,
He arrives just in time,
To make life harder for you and me!
Unfriendly Neighborhood Deadpool,
For wealth and fame, he was never meant-
Action is his punishment!
Life is a great big bang-up,
Where-ever there's a hang up,
Caused by that violent fool!
Deadpool x Reader: Stole my Heart (5)Walking into S.H.I.E.L.D Headquarters was a daily occurrence for you, so why would today be any different? Well, for starters, the secretary women and the female staff were giggling and glancing at you with glimmers of mischief in their eyes, the male staff and officers either casted you disappointed, eager or confused stares. Normally, not many of the workers paid much attention to you, they’d quickly see you, and then return to their work as if nothing happened. The only reason for the looks and stares that you could think of was that you were slightly behind schedule.Deadpool x Reader: Stole my Heart (5)1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
You scurried into your small office and swiped the access key with your staff pass and turned to shut the door behind you.
“What is going on today?” you quietly asked yourself as you turned to face your desk and let out a soft gasp. A plate of breakfast foods was perched on your desk with a vase of your favorite flowers beside it.
You walked over to the desk and sat down in your chair and looked for a