How the 'Cat Takeover' startedHow it began.How the 'Cat Takeover' started3 years ago in Free Fella More Like This
The infiltration started at midnight.
First I could hear shuffling and distant purrs. At first I just thought it was my cat that was padding around being cute.
But no, that was my first mistake
It wasn't long before the lights went out. I called to my cat, humorously named "Professor Meowiarty" after the Sherlock Holmes character (It got me tons of Reddit karma, shit was cash,) and I soon felt the reassuring warmth of his fur and his weight on my lap. Instinctively I started to stroke him.
That was my second mistake.
While I was stroking his head he whipped his head around and bit my hand. That's when I started to feel drowsy. I swung to hit the cat off my lap however, him being a lot swifter than me, he just jumped off before I could reach him. That's when I heard a little voice and a small tongue darting against my ear.
"Don't attempt to hit your new masters. That's not a good way to start your subservience."
After that I fell asleep, most likely because of a poison or