Lord of the Monty Python 1Lord of the Monty Python 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Fellowship of the Pythons
(Gilliam-style animated figures of a Man, an Elf and a Dwarf appear. The Man named Aragorn skips by, one foot ahead of the other, as though pretending to ride a horse. The Dwarf keeps up the pretence by running behind, banging two coconut shells together, as the Elf follows up, playing music on various period instruments. They gallop across several different abstract Gilliam-style backgrounds, finally reaching the village of Bree. The animation now fades to live-action. As they gallop along the street, Aragorn calls courteously to an ill-favoured looking peasant with sallow skin and shifty eyes)
Aragorn: I say, there. Old woman.
Bill Ferny: Man!
Aragorn: Oh, beg your pardon.
Bill Ferny: And Im thirty-seven. Im not old.
Aragorn: Well, I cant just call you Man.
Bill Ferny: Call me Bill Ferny, you fascist.
Aragorn: I didnt know that was your name.
Bill Ferny: Didnt bother to find ou