Disney Prince Therapy -Script(The time is precisely 9:00 A.M. and we find ourselves in an upper room of the Team Disney animation building. A band of chairs form a circle in the center of the room, as the Disney royal men all sit in on their first therapy session, awkwardly gazing at one another. Two years of married life has changed each one of them a bit. Snow's Prince, not giving one wit about his personal grooming, wears a pair of plain unkempt sweatpants to match his shaggy tangled hair. He sports a baggy t-shirt with the logo "Someone's In The Kitchen With Snow." Charming's outfit in comparison is far more grand. A sparkling golden sash is draped across his chest and a monocle dangles from his crème colored military pocket. Likewise, Milo is clothed in his full royal Atlantean outfit of deep sea blue. Complimenting, Adam is dressed in his full Baroque suit, his long mane of auburn hair tied into a braid over his shoulder. Eric has grown a bit more rugged from travels on the high seas, sporting a bit ofDisney Prince Therapy -Script7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
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Six years later...
After meeting privately with the therapist, Phillip, Milo, Adam, Prince Charming, and Prince all return to meet again, with new patient Aladdin. Prince and Milo relatively look the same, while the others have gone under a few changes. Charming now sports a pink blazer with his outfit, while Aladdin is dressed in a shirt with the Ten Commandments on it and a large gold cross hanging around his neck. Adam is wearing a necklace with a crystal, a ring of flowers in his hair, and a mood ring on his finger. Phillip has gotten even fatter than last time, having gained another fifty pounds. He now appears almost as big as his father. A new, older brunette psychiatrist heads over the proceedings, holding notes in her hand.
Therapist: Good morning, everyone. Im very glad that we were able to meet up here once again, since a
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Is Disney that good of a role model,
In the male heroes that are displayed?
They may seem wholesome on the surface,
Delighting their fans by the decade.
But what lies beneath the exteriors,
Of these pretty boys in shining armor?
Let's take a look at each personality,
And see the truth of each daring charmer.
First is Snow White's charming Prince,
Whose gluttony is his own downfall;
For being the pudgiest prince among them,
His moniker is the "fattest one of all."
This chubby round faced crooner,
Has nothing but to sing songs all day.
As poor Snow slaves over gooseberry pies,
To keep his piggish hunger at bay.
Prince "Charming", as so he is called,
Is perhaps the most slothful on the throne.
Neglecting his duties with tired yawns,
And answering only with a shiftless groan.
He typically lays about like a lazy lump,
Never assuming his royal position.
And after finding the lady of his dreams,
Is too sluggish to even seek her out on his mission.
Prince Phillip, thoug