Random not so good poemWe're the darkRandom not so good poem7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You're the light
You walk the day
We stalk the night
We are nothing
But you're something
You have something
That we once had
Something not too big or small
But fills us completely
It's not the soul,
nor the body
No, it's your heart,
a heart that I want
Don't worry now,
it shalt not be painful
You'll just become something like me
A nothing, a nobody.
Hey Edward CullenHey Edward Cullen7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hey There Delilah song parody with Edward Cullen from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight , enjoy guys!
Hey Edward Cullen
Whats it like to be a vampire?
When your hunting with your brothers
burning leeches in the fire
How does it feel?
Oh god how I wish you were real
I'll be your meal
Hey Edward Cullen
It's not nice of you to dazzle
all those unspecting fan girls
who wish to see you in a towel
Oh yes it's true
were all so in love with you
And Bella too.
Oh why won't you just bite me?
Oh why won't you just bite me?
Oh Edward can't you see?
Oh Edward please bite me,
Edward please bite me.
Hey Edward Cullen
Changed my name to Bella Swan
Now I'm waiting in Forks High School
Asked some guy to run me over
with his van
Waiting for your helping hand
You'll be my man
Hey Edward Cullen
Wrote a letter to Spunk Ransom,
Kristen Stewart is so lucky
to have a man like RPattz
Oh my dear,
The screaming fans he should fear;
We'll be near.
Oh why won't you just bite me?
Oh why won't you just bite me?
Fate: OkayFate: Okay7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Going to classes was another one of those routine things. I walked into class, sat in my chair, and left when it was over but I was never really there. I knew my eyes were glossed over as I attempted not to think of the past and I didnt hear a word the teacher said. I knew I was failing rapidly but nothing in life mattered anymore.
I walked out of my class that day, not seeing anything that was in front of me. My feet just seemed to know where I was going and my brain didnt need to pay attention to anything but the numb nothingness that was my life.
I spun as someone tapped me on the shoulder, surprised. Everyone but Angela had been avoiding me for the past month as though I was the plague.
Bella? a sweet voice asked.
I looked at the girl standing in front of me. She was a few inches shorter than me and while she wasnt fat, she wasnt exactly skinny but the way she held herself and the confidence oozing off of her like a virus made her seem
Fate: My Happy EndingsFate: My Happy Endings7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bella, Bella, Edwards silky voice muttered into my hair. I cant believe this is all my fault Im so sorry!
I had never heard him at a loss for words but now he didnt seem to know what he was trying to say. He kept mumbling apologies, over and over. I finally cut him off by placing my hand against his lips.
Shh, I said. Its ok, Edward. I forgive. Just, please, dont leave me again. I cant live without you.
He looked into my eyes with his. They were the color of coal, as though he had not hunted in weeks. His beautiful face twisted into a grimace as his eyes flickered to the spilt bottle of Advil, the pills now dissolving in the rain.
I can see that, he said. I made the biggest mistake of my life, leaving you like I did. I still cant believe I was so stupid. If I had any idea that mutt would leave you, too, I never would have considered it. You o
Fate: Imprinting BusinessFate: Imprinting Business7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Jacob was supposed to be back the next day. He called me to say he had to prolong his stay. Wolfy business, obviously.
Okay, I had said into the phone. Hurry back, though.
Ill try, he responded, the tone of his voice off. He hung up, not even saying I love you like he had never once failed to do before then.
I talked this all over with Angela like girlfriends always did. She had no idea what to think of it but it was still nice to have a friend I could talk to about girl issues and stuff like that. I had never had a friend like that at least not my age. My mom had been the only one I could ever talk.
Angela kept me sane over the next few days. I waited anxiously by the phone each night for Jacob to call. He didnt call me again until a week after the first call to let me know he wouldnt be back for a while. That was surprising to me. He used to call every night.
Im coming back tom
Bella,it's time....Chapter 9 Bella, its time .Chapter 9Bella,it's time....Chapter 97 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
I skipped up to my room and onto the unused bed, managing to hop onto the bed right as Bella screamed. Under the pillow was my party planner, I grabbed it before Bella screamed again. I opened it up to an empty page and started planning Bellas first vampire party.
I was sure she would appreciate everything more now that she had eternity. I wrote and planned. I decided that I would have it in the backyard and have a few balloons. Ok, a lot of balloons but I couldnt resist I mean come on. Im Alice.
While I was designing the way the party was going to be arranged I didnt hear Jasper come into the room, and with abnormal hearing I sho
Warriors Fanfic- TigerxSasha Golden eyes that light my heart, long claws that slashed my loneliness, dark tabby fur that gave my eyes peace and a large presence that gave my mind security. That is who my mate was. That is who Tigerstar was-is. He was the sunshine in the harsh life of a rogue. I never cared for kittypet softness, but sometimes life was too brutal. He and I met often, in the shadows of the night beneath the trees at the edge of the forest in which he lived. We met not long before, but that is another story. Together, we would watch the moon rise, wax and wane, and we would lean into one anothers fur, as if hungry for the warmth that love brings. Shortly before the sun rose, we would part, glancing over our shoulders many times for one last look. And moons passed in this fashion, as we shared our most inner thoughts. A secret relationship it was.Warriors Fanfic- TigerxSasha7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Then one night, during leaf-fall, we met. I had news for him. After our heartfelt exchange of ca
10 Llama AwesomenessesWhy are llamas awesome you ask?10 Llama Awesomenesses5 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
I shall make you a list. No, no, no, come back! You asked for it, you have to read it.
Wait...you didn't ask? Oh whatever read it anyways.
1. They look awesome.
I mean, not only are they tall, gangly and look a little, erm, odd (like myself). They're POOFy. And who doesn't love something that's POOFy?
2. They spit.
Do I have to add anything? Yes? What do you mean yes?
They hack up phlegm at you. Don't you wish you could do that and get away with it?
3. They have three stomachs.
Oh what I wouldn't give for that kind of room. Okay, okay, I know that having three stomachs would actually mean that I eat less 'cause I digest better and that I would have to chew cud, but I can dream, can't I? Please?
4. Their poop doesn't stink.
At least that's what my homies say. Hey, what are you doing with that duct tape? No! No! GET AWA-
5. They have a communal dump pile.
Okay, maybe this isn't so awesome, but
LeafxCrow: Why it could workWhy the LeafxCrow Theory Would WorkLeafxCrow: Why it could work7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
(and why it's very possible that Jaypaw and Hollyleaf are their kits)
1. After Sunset: We Need To Talk
I figure this would be a good place to start. (Notice how the title of the play is very interesting: We Need To Talk...) Leafpool goes to the WindClan border to talk to Crowfeather, and Crowfeather alone. She must want to tell him about their kit, or else she wouldn't have to talk to him alone; she could have talked to any WindCan cat. She aso seems really upset when he mentions Nightcloud, implying even more that the news must be personal. AuthorTracker also sent out a note to all subscribers saying:
My spring tour seems a long time ago now, but you may remember from my tour diary that I wrote a ten-minute play called After Sunset: We Need to Talk, which had its World Premiere in the Secret Garden Bookshop in Seattle, WA. This was one of the highlights o
Flame of The Forest - 1Darkpaw! Hey Darkpaw, wake up.Flame of The Forest - 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Darkpaw moaned, tucking further into her nest while keeping her eyes, sore from tiredness, firmly shut. What were they doing waking her already? She had only just got to sleep.
Darkpaw, come on!
Something cold and icy trickled down her neck, and in the same instant she became aware of someone standing over her. She shivered and sat up quickly, shaking her head to rid it of the water droplets, while blearily looking around her. Harsh, dawn light was streaming through the brambles into the apprentices den, and as she shielded her eyes from its glare with her paw she saw the dark shapes of the other apprentices crowded around her. All of them had a sneer on their faces, with the exception of the cat who had spoken, Honeypaw, who was looking at her uncertainly.
As she sat up Swiftpaw withdrew, a wad of water-logged moss clamped in her jaws, and a smirk on her muzzle. It took Darkpaw a moment to realise what was going o
Flame of The Forest - 4Darkpaw saw two bright amber eyes gazing at her through the leaves of the bush. She stood up slowly, fighting to keep calm. The golden orbs watched her every move.Flame of The Forest - 46 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Darkpaw didnt know what to do. She tried to think, tried to gather her whirling thoughts, remember everything that she had been taught so far, but somehow the eyes hypnotised her in a way that she could do nothing but stand and stare, her limbs frozen with terror. She knew he would be angry. Last time he had been, but what about now? He had told her to stay away and she had come back. She doubted he would let her off so easily this time.
The eyes blinked. Simultaneously Darkpaw gave a twitch of fear. She couldnt bear the suspense of this.
Come out where I can see you, she said, barely managing a whisper.
For a moment she thought he wouldnt respond. Then the eyes blinked and disappeared.
I might have said the same for you. The voice was muffled as the owner crawled out from underneath
Flame of The Forest - PrologueWhats she staring at?Flame of The Forest - Prologue6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Nothing, again. Staring off into space.
Shes such a weirdo.
You know, Ive never even seen her smile.
Hey! Brackenfurl, my mentor, said as he came to stand beside me. Back to training.
The other apprentices quickly separated into pairs and began to practice their fighting moves, with claws sheathed, hissing and rolling over in the dust as they acted like they were fighting in battle.
Brackenfurl nodded his eyes fixed firmly on the scene. Good good. Dodge around him Honeypaw much better! Are you watching this Dark-? He glanced down at me, but broke off when he saw the tears in my eyes. Whats the matter?
Nothing. I swallowed hard, trying to stop my voice from trembling. B-Brackenfurl, would you mind if I went out hunting on my own for a while?
Why? He turned to face me fully now, and after a bit of pe
Fate: Why He Loves MeFate: Why He Loves Me7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
My jaw sagged as I stared at Edward, looking at me with worried golden eyes. He was worried about what I was going to say. What could I say? He had just told me he loved me but I was engaged. Sure, I loved him too but I had fallen in love with Jacob first.
Before I could stop myself, though, I had thrown my arms around his neck and pressed my lips to his. Edward stiffened under my kiss, his lips taunt for a moment, before wrapping his arms around me. He held me close, his mouth moving against mine in an unfamiliar way. This kiss was so different from all the thousands of kisses Jacob and I had shared. Edward was hesitant, careful, but he kissed me in a way that made me want to explode in a good way.
I pulled away, gasping for air, and Edwards lips moved down to my neck, kissing my collarbone. He pressed his head against my chest, listening to my heart beat. I laid my cheek against his hair. We stood there in our strange embrace for a while.
I love you, Bel
Flame of The Forest - 7Silverwing's face looked like it was carved from stone as she lead Darkpaw back to camp. The young ginger apprentice followed silently in the medicine cat's wake, her eyes not daring to look up beyond the floor of the forest. She was clutching the catmint tight in her jaws and some of the juices had leaked out, but that was fine as there was still plenty left. Silverwing had said that Blackpaw was on the mend anyway, and that the catmint was just for back-up - but that was half a sun ago. She swallowed guiltily, realising how much time had passed without her realising it when she had been with Flamepaw. Darkpaw looked up for half a heartbeat to the horizon, where the last rays of the sun were slipping away. She flinched away from the bright glare and lowered her eyes again.Flame of The Forest - 76 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
They had not gone far, however, when Silverwing broke into a sudden run, as though remembering some urgency which had presented itself clearly in her mind. She streaked through the forest, Darkpaw following as close
Crowfeather's Son Part 4Crowfeather's SonCrowfeather's Son Part 47 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Before he was Breezepaw
A yowl of grief split the air.
Crowfeather looked around wildly, and realized that Nightcloud was the source of the noise. She sat, trembling, in front of the nursery, with a dark grey scrap of fur between her paws. As Crowfeather approached, he realized that the scrap of fur was Shadekit, the smallest of his two daughters.
What happened? Crowfeather yowled, his heart pounding faster. Nightcloud raised her eyes to him, and he saw all the grief in the world contained in those deep pools of amber.
I woke up and she wasnt moving at all, she whispered, leaning heavily on her mates shoulder. And when I pulled her close, she was cold. So very cold! She shivered in horror.
Not believing this could happen, Crowfeather prodded his daughter gently, willing her to move. Instead, he was met with dead stillness. There was no heartbeat.
Barkface! he cried desperately. Whirling ar
Leafpool's Secrecy It was moons since her meeting with Crowfeather, and Leafpool couldn't get her guilt out of her mind. What have I done? she thought. What if someone finds out?Leafpool's Secrecy6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
She stared are her obviously plump belly, and felt another mixture of happiness and guilt. These are my kits, my kits....but I'm not suppose to have kits.
Leafpool couldn't fall back asleep, so she got up and padded into the camp. Should I tell Firestar? She couldn't help asking herself. What will he think?
She knew it was the right thing to do, but she couldn't bring herself to confess. After all, he wasn't just the leader of Thunderclan, but also her father. And I'm a medicine cat, she thought to herself. This wasn't suppose to happen.
The only cat that knows is Crowfeather. She felt she had to tell someone close to her, but couldn
Story II: The Duke's FaceStory II: The Duke's Face2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"The Duke's Face"
A traditional tale from Great Britain circa 1500.
Retold by Sir Samuel Forrester
In another land was a king who watched his subjects suffer greatly, rich and poor alike, from the death and affliction caused by a dreadsome plague. The king, who hoped to ease the suffering of his people, ordered the church to read the ninth chapter of Nehemiah to the people, as well as this edict: on the last day of the month the entire kingdom would have a celebration. All able, serf or liege, would forget their woes and celebrate and make music. No one is to work and all servants are free for the entire day.
This day came to pass and it was honored by a weary people who were eager to forget their troubles. People celebrated in their homes, in the streets, and in the fields. And the king invited to his castle all of the favored noble families for a masque.
It was at this masquerade that one nobleman, who was taller than the rest, and as thin as one of the afflicted, stood about in a gr
Fate: AirFate: Air7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Jacobs coming back. What am I going to tell him?
The last few weeks had been the best of my life the best weeks anywhere of anyones life. I regretted having to hurt Jacob but I knew I couldnt live without Edward anymore. I couldnt imagine how I had lived through nineteen years without him in the first place. He was like a drug to me. No, that sounded too vulgar and any addict could get into rehab. He was like air oxygen.
Jacob had been my sun for the longest time through the toughest periods of my life but I could find a way to live without the sun. Its not like I had ever been able to get a tan anyway. I knew that hurting Jacob would be one of the hardest things I ever had to do but leaving Edward would be worse. When it came down to choosing between the sun and air, I had to choose my air. No one could live without oxygen except for vampires of course which I certainly was not.
What are you talking about,
Brambleclaw x Sorreltail?Brambleclaw x Sorreltail?6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I have been in love with this couple for a long time, and was the creator of it on WarriorsWish, where it is now known as Cherithshipping.
Presenting, Brambleclaw x Sorreltail!
Bramblekit and Sorrelkit were close playmates in the nursery and remained close friends into The New Prophecy.
~"Just so long as he doesn't behave like his father," Fireheart replied. He stiffened when he saw Bramblekit bowl over one of Willowpelt's much smaller kits, but relaxed again as the tiny tortoiseshell sprang up and hurled herself joyfully on Bramblekit. A Dangerous Path, page 228
~At the same moment Sorrelkit's legs crumpled underneath her sturdy tortoiseshell body and she started writhing in the snow. Firestar dropped his fresh-kill in amazement as Graystripe yowled, "No!" and flung himself on the dark warrior. Darkstripe clawed and flailed at him with his hind legs, but Graystripe's teeth were sunk in his throat and would not let
LenxRin - Bacon and EggsLen sighed onto his window, fogging up the glass. It was rainy days that made him think of her most; he didn’t know why, but the rain made him think of her. He closed his eyes, imagining her standing there in front of him, ready to hit him again. He smiled sheepishly. Even if it were in the form of insults or pain, it was still attention from her… right?LenxRin - Bacon and Eggs6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Not as if those were the only kinds of attention she gave him. No, no, no, she sung with him and drove the roadroller with him and acted with him. But to Len, those became silly little things for the fans. The things that she did that he held most dear were the things she did for him and him only. He felt his heart wrench. As much as he hated to admit it, she was the one he loved – yes, Len Kagamine was in love with his twin sister.
“...en! Len! God, Len, wake up you dumbass!”
Cracking an eye open, the Kagamine boy was met with the face of his sister. Her mouth was moving, but… no s
Bella, it's time...Chapter 15 Bella, its time Chapter 15Bella, it's time...Chapter 157 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I ran through the too green forest. Barely avoiding the trees and bushes that threatened to hit me in the face. Not until I ran a few miles did I stop. In the habit of panting after running I realized I wasnt short of breath. I looked around me since I didnt know where I was.
I was in the meadow Edward had brought me to and where we had kissed. The beauty of the meadow had been nothing compared to Edward in the sun. The way his skin had sparkled and the way his golden eyes had shined. His bronze hair catching light, making him look more like a god than a monster.
Remembering Edward made me wish that I could cry. I held back a sob in my throat. I cl
Crowfeather's Son Part 5Crowfeather's SonCrowfeather's Son Part 57 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Before he was Breezepaw
Note: Most of the following was written by the real Erin Hunter, (in the form of a play)!
It had been one moon since the birth of Crowfeathers kits, and he looked on proudly as Dovekit and Breezekit wrestled in the camp clearing.
Ill get you yet, Mudclaw! screeched Dovekit as she leapt onto her
brother. For I am Onestar, the true leader of Windclan!
Just try and kill me, Onestar! retorted Breezekit, and he kicked his
sibling hard enough to send her flying across the clearing. Then he sat up and drew a paw across his face. Can I be Onestar now?
Dovekit bounced over to him. Why? We all know youre better suited as Mudclaw!
As the kits began fighting again, Tornear padded up to Crowfeather. Onestar wants you to join our patrol near the Thunderclan boundry, he said. Think you can handle it?
Crowfeather began to bristle.
IY Fanfic LGPE-15-NeedsLate Great Planet Earth Chapter 15: NeedsIY Fanfic LGPE-15-Needs5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Kagome's mind awoke, but she did not open her eyes. Was she dead? She was warm, dry and on a soft surface like nothing she's ever laid on before, but she then became aware of how much pain she felt. Her limbs burned with exhaustion and her head was aching.
Are you supposed to feel pain when you are dead?
She became very still when she felt a weight surround her waist, holding her tightly against something firm, but soft to the touch. It moved in a steady rhythm against her. Then she heard a soft "thu-thump thu-thump".
It was a heartbeat.
She froze and her eyes flew wide open as she realized she was not alone, and in a bed with someone. Who possibly could have saved her? No! It wasn't possible! Was it?
She gulped as she slowly moved her head to look up. Her jaw dropped. Sure enough, it was Inuyasha. He was asleep on his side, holding Kagome firmly against him, his legs tangled with her's. How many times had
Immortal: Chapter 2Immortal: Chapter 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
High school. A jail-sentence that I was almost done with. I was ready to start jumping up and down as I walked into Forks High School that day, the last day of school before graduation to take the last high school test I would even need to take. Despite the fact that I was still exhausted from waking up at two in the morning from an awful nightmare and the fact that I had tossed and turned all night, I was quite elated and only half of it had to do with my perfect Edward walking beside me, his hand in mine.
People still stared at us as we walked by, scandalous looks on their faces like we had broken some sort of small-town, unwritten rule. Thou shalt not get married until after you graduate, unless you have knocked up your girlfriend. Youd think that after three months of us being married, people would stop looking at us like that but, alas, no. I was pretty sure that some people were still waiting for me to start showing even though I had made