Eye of the MercenaryEye of the MercenaryEye of the Mercenary10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters are the property of R.A. Salvatore/Wizards of the Coast ©. I don't own them; I'm just examining all their possibilities.
Original concept based on the artwork of Darrkest Drow and used with kind permission.
"In the Eye of the Mercenary: Jarlaxle's Preview of Next Season's Underdark Fashion Do's and Don't's"
by Jarlaxle, Captain of Bregan D'aerthe
as told to Mistress Manthar, Drow Studs Quarterly's regular fashion maven
I have to start by saying how absolutely tickled I am that such a fine publication such as Drow Studs Quarterly has asked little old me to give my simple opinion on such a fascinating topic; though I will not take this time to lament not having been asked to pose for the cover, yet I am sure my scrawny little form is not quite the object of desire as…oh say your current coverboy Uthegental Armgo (don't ask me how I know that, charming soldier will be your latest piece of ogle, I have my sources), but I do digre