SporksOh mySporks5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
There's a spork in my eye
And now I think
I'm gonna die
Beatle-Twitter?Once upon a Beatlemania, The Beatles found Twitter despite the fact that the internet hadn't been invented yet. Each of the posts will have who's posting it. LET'S WATCH.Beatle-Twitter?5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
George: Okay, how d'you use this?
Paul: I think you just type in what you're doing. Like this: I'm telling George how to work this. See?
George: Okay! Hi mom!
John: One time, I was breathing. How exciting.
George: I found a sandwich on Ringo's chair!
John: Then, this other time, I blinked.
Paul: John, that's boring.
George: I took the sandwich from Ringo's chair and now I'm eating it!
John: And another time, Paul was telling me that I was boring so I told him to shut his mouth.
George: It's official, I ate Ringo's sandwich! It tasted good. It had cheese and lettuce on it.
Paul: Brian's going to be mad at John.
John: Brian isn't going to be mad at me because he'll be mad at Paul.
George: Incoret gramar!
Paul: George, stop do
Paul's GoldfishPaul's Goldfish5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Once upon a time, there were four peculiar lads named John, Paul, George, and Ringo. They were very peculiar, indeed. One of 'em had a big nose. But that's not the point. They were talented and fab and stuff. They could get everything they wanted, and they did. But it turned out they didn't get everything they wanted, so that last sentence was completely unessisary. You see, Paul wanted one thing and only one thing: a goldfish. You heard me. A goldfish. Now shut up and listen to my story.
Anyway, the lads were sitting around one day being bored, when Paul blurted out:
"I want a goldfish."
Insert awkward silence that's about to be broken by John here.
"I want a goldfish."
"'Cause they look so cute when they swim 'round in their bowl!"
"No it isn't, that's like watchin' paint dry," George butted (heehee) in.
"That's one of the joys of it!" Paul shouted. "You just have t' be patient!"
"Alright, alright," John complained, "we'll get you a bloody goldfish."
Musician Quotes"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."Musician Quotes5 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
"Control your life through insanity."
"International rockstar, gravy maker extraordinaire."
"It's funny how most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life."
"I've always had to do things my way; I've gotten high my way, I've gotten clean my way, I've been in and out of relationships my way. I've taken myself to the edges of life my way. And I'm still here. Whether or not I deserve to be is another story."
"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination."
"The image is one thing and the human being is another...it's very hard to live up to an image."
"Chaos is a friend of mine."
"Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player."
"Jazz is not dead. It just smells funny."
"When the power of love ov
GNR Randomness===============GNR Randomness5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Guns N' Roses Randomness
Izzy: Where is my muffin?
Duff: Izzy, there are no muffins in the house.
Izzy: I said, WHERE IS MY MUFFIN???
Duff: There are no muffins in the house!
Izzy: *teary-eyed* B-b-but there has to be! There just has to! *runs into the kitchen*
Slash: Hey Izzy, fetch me a 'Daniels.
Izzy: But I don't know anyone named Daniel.
Slash: I mean a Jack Daniels.
Izzy: I don't know any Jack Daniels either.
Slash: SIGH NEVERMIND *opens fridge* ...Why the hell is there a muffin in the fridge?
Izzy: OHMYGOD *tackles Slash, grabs the muffin* I MISSED YOU SO MUCH, JARED!!!
Duff: You named the muffin "Jared"?
Izzy: You don't name your muffins?
Duff: I don't eat muffins.
Izzy: *offended* WHAT THE HELL, DUFF. WHAT THE HELL.
Duff: What did I do to deserve this?
Steven: *jumps through the window* Hey guys, Axl's fighting a street bum, and it looks like a tie. Wanna come watch?
Slash: I likes me some bum fights *jumps outside through the alrea
TwigsThis is a twigTwigs5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
It's long and pointy
And I like
To poke you with it