Regular Depression ch 1Regular Depression ch 12 years ago in Settings More Like This
There was a knock at the door at an apartment, where a depressed man lies. He was lying down in his bed, not moving an inch, but wasn't asleep though. It was raining outside. The Apartment was filled with silence. He could hear the rain tapping up against the window shield. It was also cold inside the apartment. The man shivered, also chattered his teeth. He tucked himself under the covers to prevent himself from getting cold, since he didn't even bother to turn on the thermostat.
Another knock was at the door, this time the male stood up in his bed and they got out of it. He stands up very slowly and started walking towards his door of the apartment, about to answer it. While he walked, he past a lot of things and some trash that was in the floor, kicking or dragging it across the floor with his feet, without a care. Some beer cans where on the floor too, also TV dinner boxes, some clothes, and some half used cigarettes. All was kicked,
Cambio de roles, parte 4Cambio de roles, parte 41 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
-¡YA ERA HORA QUE APARECIERAN, PAR DE HOLGAZANES, MEJOR SERA QUE ME DEN UNA BUENA EXPLICACIÓN O ESTARAN DESPEDIDOS!- grito Benson todo rojo y molesto
- ¿Qué paso yo que hice?- pregunto Mordecai asustado
-¡Benson! Ya te dije que esos no son Mordecai y Rigby que conocemos- dijo Skips
-Disculpen, es la costumbre
-Te pareces mucho al Benson que conocemos- le dije
Después de la confusión, Mordecai y Rigby comenzaron a comentar todos los acontecimientos que le habían ocurrido, nada fuera de lo común en sus vidas, todo se resumía a su vida diaria en la cafetería, cosa que dejo confundido a Skips y Benson, porque ellos decían que Eileen y yo éramos las que trabajábamos en la cafetería, no llegábamos a nada.
-Esto es muy confuso, parece como si se hubieran cambiado los roles, todo lo que me dicen Eileen y tu lo han hecho Mordecai y Rigby, y todo lo que me han contado de la cafetería en realidad te ocurre a ti y
RS Esp-. :.: Man Down :.:RS Esp-. :.: Man Down :.:10 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Es una noche lluviosa, pero me da igual, no saldré de aquí en mucho tiempo.
No puedo ni imaginar lo que mis amigos, mi novia y mi familia puedan pensar de mí, no tuve ni tiempo de explicar nada, todo fue tan rápido. Lo recuerdo como si hubiera sido ayer, bueno de hecho fue hace una semana.
Mis amigos y yo decidimos salir juntos a cenar y a pasear parecía que sería un gran fin de semana pero no contaba con lo que iba a pasar.
-“Vamos Mordecai sube al auto” me grito Rigby desde la camioneta de Skips.
-“¡Espérame!” Le dije, pues todavía tenía que agarrar algo de dinero y no sé porque pero cuando salgo me gusta cargar una pistola, no se sabe si la necesitare. La estaba buscando, tenía miedo de que alguien supiera que tenía una pistola como pertenencia, la única persona que sabía era Margaret, y solo lo supo porque me sorprendió en una de nuestras cita
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Lisa: Should we tell Mom what happened to Dad's car? *Lisa put her seatbelt on*
Homer: Uh, kids Let's just pretend that 'thing' with the car, never happened.
Lisa: Ok, Dad *Lisa sighed sadly*
Bart: It'll cost ya, Homer!
Homer: How much? *Homer looked at Bart with mild frustration*
Bart: Ten bucks. *Bart opened and closed his hand as if to say 'Gimme'*
Seymour: Not in my car, young man! *Seymour started driving his car*
Homer: He sure told you, boy! *Homer laughed at Bart*
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Thank god! *Bart jumped out of the car*
Lisa: Just in time. *Lisa looked at Homer then got out of the car quickly*
Seymour: Ok everyone, remember to stick
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
Top Movies that are not goodTop 10 that are not so good as everybody sayTop Movies that are not good3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
There are movies that considered good, to be that best of the year or ever, but as Penn and Teller woad tell you their no suck thing as the best, so lets dig in and get read for the hate mail coz here my Top 10 that are not so good as everybody say
10 Social network I didn't watch this but I think is completely pointless, and have plans watching it. The movie is about that guy who invent facebook, and hate facebook it pointless you can't meet anyone who like to meet and very annoying, I know movie is not about facebook and maybe a good movie but I'm sick of that guy and his web side
09 Transformers 2007 I hate what they did with this one, they destroy all what is Transformers in this movie, the characters are total about of place, the story is lame, human characters over rated in the movie, Megan Fox can't act and it does have lot to with origina
Toxic GadgetToxic Gadget10 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
An Inspector Gadget/The Simpsons fanfic by TheShroudedAssassin.
It was a sunny day in metro city, Gadget was cleaning his car inside
the garage, Penny was outside reading a book on the doorstep and
Brain was outside playing in the garden, a strange ringing sound was
heard not long after.
"Uncle Gadget! isn't that the top secret gadget phone?" Asked Penny.
"Ah yes, you're right Penny!" Replied Gadget as he put the phone to
his right ear "Hello chief, is that you?".
"Of course it's me Gadget, who else would it be?!" Snapped chief
"Ah sorry chief, are you okay? you seem quite agitated." Said the
"Yes I'm fine Gadget, now that's get on with business, meet me at the
Springfield power plant right away! it's urgent!" Demanded chief
"Right chief, I'll be there as soon as I can." Gadget put down the
phone and walked towards Penny and Brain.
"What did chief Quimby say uncle?" Kindl
Kidnapped Chapter 2Kidnapped? Chapter 2Kidnapped Chapter 25 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
Bart Simpson walked in his house and plopped on the couch. He reached for the remote and pressed the on button. Itchy & Scratchy was on, so he continued to watch TV. Marge walked in the room with a concerned look on her face.
"Bart, have you seen your sister Lisa?" she asked.
"She went to the library I think."
"How long has she been there?"
"I don't know."
"Did she say when she was coming back?"
"Okay, thanks Bart."
Marge walked in the kitchen and grabbed her car keys.
"Bart, stay here with Maggie, I'm running to the Kwik-E-Mart really quick, I'll be back in ten minutes."
"kay." Bart responded. As soon as she left, Bart grabbed the telephone and dialed Milhouse's number.
"Hey Milhouse wanna come over?"
"Well, I'm doing my homework..."
"Homework can eat my shorts."
"Okay I'll be over then-" and the dail tone was all left to hear. Bart hung up the phone and immediatley bursted in, panting.
"Sorry I took so long, Bart. I was looking for.
Bart And The Chocolate FactoryChapter One: The Golden TicketsBart And The Chocolate Factory4 years ago in Children and Teen More Like This
"Dear People of Springfield," you could read on a poster pinned to a tree in Springfield, "this year I, Krusty the Clown (also known as Herschel Krustofski) will allow five kids to come and visit me in my factory for a day full of wonders and surprises. The tickets to this awesome adventure will be hidden inside any ordinary Krusty Krunch-Chocolate Bar. More information you will find on the tickets themselves."
"Wow, Bart!", Milhouse said to Bart, "ain't that cool?"
"Yeah!", Bart said. "Imagine if we found the tickets the others would turn green with envy!"
"But Bart," Milhouse replied, "do you realise how many Krusty-Krunch-Chocolate Bars there are in the world? Our hopes of finding just one of these are almost non-existent!"
"Well, we'll see," Bart said. "The very least we can do is try, can't we?"
And so Bart and Milhouse scraped together all of their money and turned it into Krusty-Krunch-Chocolate Bars. Every time they bought a couple, they wo
My heroes in drawingMy heroes in drawing:My heroes in drawing4 years ago in Biography & Memoir More Like This
Charles M. Schulz
Wolfgang "Woolie" Reitherman
EUROPEAN drawed heroes:
Christopher Nielsen (NO)
Arild Midthun (NO)
Jan Lööf (SW)
Per Åhlin (SW)
My taste of actorsMy taste of voice actors/actors/actresses:My taste of actors4 years ago in Biography & Memoir More Like This
Jean Vander Pyl
Captain Lou Albano
David Ogden Stiers
Tabitha St. Germain
Per Sandborgh (SWE)
Terje Formoe (NO)
Kidnapped Ch. 5Kidnapped! Chapter 5Kidnapped Ch. 55 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
Milhouse Van Houten ran down the sidewalk past his house. His mom, Luann, called for him many times, but he ignored her. The only thing on his mind was the fact that his true love was gone. And It could be that way for rest of his life. He stopped at what seemed to be a Great Shadow. It looked all too firmiliar -- and sounded that way too.
"What are you doing, guffball?" came the voice.
"I was looking for...Maggie?" Milhouse tried again. Then a pounding sensation flew into the center of his stomach.
"HA-HA!" came a laugh from the same voice.
"Nelson! Leave me alone!" moaned Milhouse.
"That's for actually caring about people!" he declaired, walking in a different direction. Milhouse paced down the sidewalk once more.
After a long half hour of scattering around town for Lisa, he was led back to the Simpson's house, in search for Bart's letter. He bursted through the door, identical as how he did previously, and swarmed Bart for the letter.
"Give me the letter! I ne
Zeros To Heros part 1Zeros To Heros part 14 years ago in Profiles More Like This
catdragon4: Bless my soul
They were on a roll
Persons of the week in every Greek opinion poll
Those are pros
They could stop a show
Point them at a villan and you're talking SRO
They were some no ones
Now they are honchos
They are heros
They were some kids with their act down pat
From zeros to heros in no time flat
Zeros to heros just like that
When they smiled
The fans went wild with
oohs and aahs
And they slapped their faces
On ev'ry vase
Brad hits catdragon4 on the head (on ev'ry "vase")
From appearance fees and royalties
Our pros had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
They could tell you
What's a Grecian urn?
There they go again
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome 10 for 10
Folks lined up
Just to watch them flex
And this perfect package
packed a pair of pretty pecs
Loonies, they come,
they see, they conquers
Honey, the crowds were
They showed the moxie brains, and spunk
From zeros to heros some major hunks
Zeros to heros and who'da th
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime s
My Disneyland RapHey look what we have hereMy Disneyland Rap2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
a dog, a duck, and a mouse
I think I see more over there
I'm happy as can be here in this castle
there is so much magic in the air
with a wand in my hand and a mighty sword
I think I just walk into a evil lair
I went through a jungle, mountains, and through outer space
for lunch I ate so many honey with a yellow bear
I think I'm getting sick because I just saw a Dragon.
Thomas y Marie, La gran Aventura¿Os dejé en un momento de suspense en el otro capítulo? Pues, bueno....Ahora seguiremos xDThomas y Marie, La gran Aventura5 months ago in Sketches More Like This
Os resumiré lo pasado en el anterior capítulo...
''Jazz encontró a Thomas y juntos fueron a buscar a Marie.
Mientras tanto, el misterioso científico le cuenta sus malvados planes a la pelirroja y la obliga a ayudarlo...
¿Lograrán rescatar a Marie? ¿Marie ayudará al científico? ¿Qué pasará con Aly? <--cuenta un papel importante xD
¡Lo veréis en el próximo capítulo! (O sea, ahora xD)''
Thomas y Jazz ya llevaban más de media hora gateando por las cloacas y eso no le hacía ni pizca de gracias a Jasmine, pero parecía que a Thomas le era indiferente.
-¿¡Cuánto falta!? ¿Cuánto tiempo más tengo que estar caminando entre estas aguas residuales?
-Lo que falte...¡No me puedo concentrar con tus quejas!
YourFavoriteMartian: Behind The PictureYourFavoriteMartian: Behind The Picture1 year ago in Drama More Like This
The Story Behind the Picture
~ Benatar ~
The next few minutes were just horrifying. I'm not sure if I am falling to my death or I am still falling for that matter. But I think I am starting to see a light beneath me. A dim, eerie green-blue light. The next thing I know, it starts to grow and I feel myself slam against something cold and hard. I prop myself up and feel a gritty texture beneath me. I guessed it must be a stone floor and I hauled myself to my feet. Its a wonder I survived a fall like that. Now to see what this green light is....
~ Axel ~
I have no idea how long I've been searching nor how far I've gone from the house. The rain is just pounding against my skin and I am soaked from head to toe. If we don't find Benatar and I catch a cold, there will be hell to pay.
~ Benatar ~
The green light seems to be coming from this large room. On the sides of it are two short stone walls with three braziers lined up on each side. Behind them i
BloodwingScreaming into the airBloodwing1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
I Strike down with a mighty blow
Sailing through the sky
Dive bombing into the enemies that are on show
My master watches so proud
My heart grows warm as i strike and pound at my masters enemies
His rifle hitting those i missed
As tooth and claw i tear them to bits
My masters face curved into a smile
I began to caw in triumph
He holds me for a little while
And kisses my bloodied wings
And picks out the gore and disgusting things
He whispers "what would i do without you"
I caw wildly as he says it, joyfully
Doing whatever i can to say
"i love you too"
YourFavoriteMartian: Behind the PictureYourFavoriteMartian: Behind the Picture1 year ago in Drama More Like This
The Story Behind The Picture
I never thought it would come to this. I've been through a lot of shit, and I know Benatar's an idiot, but... I never ever thought that I would have done this. And now he's gone. I'm not sure if I will be able to find him. Or if he's even still out there. All I know is that it's my fault that everyone is mad at me. All my fault.....
"Any luck?" I asked, looking up at DeeJay desperately as he walked into the house, dragging his feet. He slowly shook his head and I frowned. He sat next to me on the couch. "Don't worry. We'll find him. He couldn't have gone too far." he said, setting a hand on my shoulder. "This is my fault," I said in a cracked voice, my eyes glimmering with tears. "Don't say that, Puff. When we find him, everything will be alright," he said, wrapping his arms around me in a hug. I frowned. "What if we don't find him? What if he's..... gone..?" I said, glancing down at the ground. "Sssh," DeeJay whis