Would You...?If I told you I loved you,Would You...?6 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Would you give me the sky?,
Would you look up at God,
And tell Him it's mine?
If I told you I loved you,
Would you give me the stars?,
The ones as bright as your eyes are?
If I told you I loved you,
Would you look at me here,
And tell me to shout it,
So the world could hear?
If I told you I loved you,
Would you stay?,
When you find out who I am,
Why I act this way?
No, I think You'll leave,
And say 'Goodbye',
And leave me alone,
To sit here and cry
My dad sent me this jokeA disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his assignment inMy dad sent me this joke6 years ago in Humor More Like This
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Israeli's?"
The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East , I was
very confident that I would make a good sales pitch in rural areas. But, I had
a problem I didn't know how to speak Hebrew. So, I planned to convey the
message through three posters...
First poster- A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and
Second poster - man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster- Our man is now totally refreshed.
Then these posters were pasted all over the place
"That should have worked," said the friend.
Dyme and the Dozen ch.10The small flask on the table shimmered, the liquid inside was still lightly shifting as a result of the light tremor from being set down upon the white surface of the table. The substance within slowed after a moment until it was barely moving at all, telling all that could see that it was now settling, marking a line just shy of halfway.Dyme and the Dozen ch.105 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Honestly, he thought, they hadn't used that much of the rose scented substance; about six victims all together, that is if his last three all had taken the drinks he had offered them. Lipstick, a kiss, three drinks with just a few drops each; that left Marluxia. He must have gotten a heavy dose, a very heavy dose considering the fact that only a small coating on a tube of lipstick took down two Nobodies, and simply a few drops were used in each of four drinks.
Ah yes, four drinks. Axel expected one of them to change drinks with him just to make sure he hadn't done anything to it. However, they hadn't even qu
I Need YouI Need You10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Everyday I wait to hear the sound your messages bring
Wait till the moment I see you agian
I sit and look at the clock
Count how many minutes till the next moment we next meet
I begin to wonder
Let my mind think
I love you
I can't seem to be at peace
Because I am missing the thing I need the most
Missing what makes my day complete
You and I mean so much to each other
You and I are so wonderful together
You are everything to me
All I ever need
I look for what I am missing
I'm so unhappy at times I could cry
But you stop my tears
I'm so happy at times I cry
And you bring those tears
I kiss you
Through a screen
And wonder if I will ever be able to do it for real
Sometimes I sit
After you have gone to bed
And I look at the things we said
Wonder the things I wanted to say
Think of the things I wish we could do together
Every day we talk from afar
I sit in my home
As you sit in yours
And we type the things we want to tell each other
But you and I cannot hide behind our computers forever
30 ways to annoy Kisame1.Steal his Samehada30 ways to annoy Kisame6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
2.Make sure he doesnt find it till two weeks later
3.When he does find it, tell him that Tobi stole it
4.Whenever he walks into the same room as you, scream SHARK ATTACK at the top of your lungs
5.Ask him why his skin is blue
6.Repeat number five every single day
7.Ask him why he looks like a shark
8.Repeat number six over and over again until he gets really annoyed
9.Tell him to Go fuck a shark but then say ooh wait, it looks like your mommy has already done that
10.Make him watch the movie shark tale with you ten times
11.Buy him twenty shark stuffies and give them all to him
12.Say Go back to the ocean, go back home with the rest of your shark family and shark friends
SoRoku - Sing for Me...SoRoku - Sing for Me...8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
MHC: Kyu, kyu! Ive finally figured out how Id write this, ne!
Roxas: *sighs* Welp, better get this thing going
Sora: Word on that.
MHC: Time to get into costume, ne! *holds up a skimpy and frilly dress*
Roxas: Mother f
(Third person P.O.V)
The crowd is stirring, cheering loudly as the stage lights up and preparations begin to unfold around the area.
A knocked-out security guard is dragged away from the area; a man looking to be 17 with spiky red hair is walking down a corridor and giving the other person a thumbs up before exiting a hallway to his left. A guitar plays in the back ground with more screaming fans and another man, about 16, with a blond looking-to-be mullet. He turns his head to the left, grasping his shirt softly. With a smile he whispered into it Axel and Demyx, in position. Its Showtime, guys.
What seems like a levitating extra-large surfboard with wings flys around the stadium, leaving a trail of purple light. It was
G+G - Chapter 9G+G - Chapter 97 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Both Gs paused for a moment and just looked at each other.
Do you mean it? Gustav asked eventually.
Of course I do, Georg replied, ducking his head and nudging his lips against Gustavs. Gustav accepted his kiss and for another minute or two, they were silent against, their foreheads resting against each others, before Georg pulled back and spoke again. Do you mean it?
Georg, of course I do, Gustav replied, bowing his head and blushing ever so slightly.
Georg smiled and hooked a finger under Gustavs chin, tilting his head upwards for better access to his lips. As soon as Gustavs lips touched his, Gustav grabbed Georg by the shoulders, pulling him to him, holding him to his chest. His tongue invaded Georgs mouth before Georg had a chance to respond, licking along the roof of his mouth. Georg shuddered involuntarily. He wrapped his arms around Gustavs waist, pulling him as close as he could, f
Bill x Tom - Why not pt1Bill woke up in the middle of the night from the same dream he'd been having for a weekBill x Tom - Why not pt17 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Having been unable to sleep, Tom felt the bed jerk and looked down over the edge from the top bunk. You okay, Billy? he asked, concerned. His twin had been having a rough time sleeping over the past week and Tom was growing more worried.
You sure? He didnt wait for a reply before asking, Dreaming again?
Bill nodded, "...yea...I wish it'd stop..."
Maybe if you talked about it told someone? Tom didnt know what the dream was about, but it must be a bad one to wake his brother up with such frequency.
"No! I can't!" bill turned red and went to the window.
Tom watched him, not speaking for many minutes. Not even to me? You know I wont say anything. Is this about that girl you met in Paris? The girl had spent a lot of time
Arrossire Giovani- All At Once-x-Arrossire Giovani- All At Once8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"There's a place in the dark where the animals go. You can take off your skin in the cannibal glow" – My Chemical Romance, The Sharpest Lives.
"Edward, we have been walking for hours," Bella whined, scuffing her boots slightly in the snow. "I'm pretty sure we're going the wrong way."
I sighed, "Bella, don't be absurd." I said, squeezing her gloved hand. "Venice is this way. Trust me."
"No, no," she countered. "If we were going the right way, don't you think that we would have crossed the city limits by now?"
"Well," I said. "I think you're wrong."
"Well," she said in a mocking tone. "I know you're wrong." Her topaz eyes gleamed at me, challenging me.
"Are you challenging my intelligence, Isabella Cullen?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.
She smirked. "I believe I am."
I gaped at her. How dare she? I had been to Italy numerous times. My visit to the Volturi all those years ago was not my only trip to the country.
She grinned. "Why don't we ask someone then," she asked, "If you're so
ATLA: Sacrfice LovDes Ch.10ATLA: Sacrfice LovDes Ch.108 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
- Previously -
Zuko wasn't even paying attention anymore because it seemed foolish to hold and touch a baby. It seemed like there wasn't really an outcome from it, so it was basically pointless to him. A small shadow started to become bigger as a small creaking noise came from the floor.
"Lee," Katara called out.
Zuko looked over his shoulder to see the baby right in front him and freaked out and tried to avoid it, "w-what dang it?" He watched his language in front of the adults.
"Hold Hope," she smiled.
"I don't want to," he huffed.
"You don't want to, or you don't know how?"
The water bender smiled, "cradle your arms like I am."
He rolled his eyes and cradled his arms so she wouldn't nag at him, and she began placing the little child in his arms. Zuko began rejecting the child and not wanting to hold it, but Katara only said to watch her head. His body was completely stiff as he held the small infant in his arms while it giggled happily.
Hope had a big smile on
Trust Me: chapter 2Chapter 2: Don't be afraid to go off slightly bizarreTrust Me: chapter 26 years ago in Horror More Like This
Once at the apartment, Kiro took Strify aside while Yu and Luminor talked.
"He-he-da-his-f-f-fa-you-he-he-" Kiro stammered, pointing at himself, his mouth and at Luminor in the kitchen while they talked in the living room. Strify observed his friend stammer until he said,
"Luminor's a vampire!!!!!!" Kiro practically screamed, but only got Strify's indiference and a loud "Shhhhhh!"
"Kiro, he's not a vampire! How many times do I have to tell you that?!" Strify asked, rolling his eyes.
"What! Believe me, he is! Look at his goddamn fangs!" Kiro exclaimed
"Kiro, there's people who are born with naturally long teeth!" Strify said
"Yeah, like vampires!"
"He's not a vampire!"
"How do you know?"
"Because vampires don't exist!"
"You saw one yourself at age 19!!"
"I was kidding around! The Wendy's waitress wasn't a vampiress!"
"But-but-but he-I-I-I saw him!!"
"KIRO, LUMINOR ISN'T A VAMPIRE!!!!" Strify finally screamed, r
Trust Me: chapter 4Chapter 4: Luminor's little brother and how they met The Slayer once againTrust Me: chapter 46 years ago in Horror More Like This
Luminor in the end accepted getting in the band. But of course, there were two persons who weren't happy with the deal:
A) Kiro, who was still convinced that Luminor was a vampire, and
B) Luminor, who was deathly afraid of Bobby for unknown reasons for the rest of the band.
"Then, welcome to Cinema Bizarre!" Strify said, smiling as he shook hands with Luminor's. Luminor smiled too and glanced at the dog, who was growling and looking at Kiro. Kiro just looked into Bobby's eyes and nodded, seriously. Just then, there was a shot heard, yells, and a strong, foul, fishy smell filled the place.
"Oh God! What the hell-?" Yu asked out loud. Luminor turned paler than he already was and excused himself before running out of the apartment. The rest of the band followed him.
"Luminor!" Yu called, but Luminor just kept running until they got to the rooftop. There, two persons were fighting with punches, kicks, bites a
hello, love.hello, love.hello, love.3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
there will be days that it feels like this.
please know that you are not worthless.
please know that you are not alone.
please know that you are loved.
it gets better.
it will be okay.
that does not mean every day will be easy, but that reminds you that you are alive:
the ache in your chest is just a ghost of the miracles of your lungs, your heart, your veins, your bones, and - perhaps especially - your mind.
you are alive.
never forget that.
never lose sight of that.
never give that precious gift away.
you have a story to tell and people to love.
let that help you breathe.
Ways to annoy Romeo pt.21. Sing random, catchy, annoying songs (something like 'Itsy Bitsy Spider' or 'London Bridge is Fallin' down') all day long.Ways to annoy Romeo pt.26 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Tell him that you'll eat him if he keeps scolding you. Bite his thumb to prove you're serious.
3. Poke him nonstop all day
4. Biting is also allowed
5. Whenever he isn't looking, spit on his food.
6. Spread the rumor that Yu is pregnant with Romeo's baby.
7. When they confront you, exclaim "Yu! Congrats! But...well, I mean...the dad's the reason why people have 'it' in the dark, you know..." ("the dad" is Romeo)
8. Hide him in a closet for 9 days.
9. Tell him that Kiro doesn't love him.
10. Tell him that Luminor had a better taste in fashion.
11. Whenever you feel bad, kick his butt-hard.
12. Let's sing, ev'rybody!!! "If you're happy and you know it, slap Romeo *slap, slap*. If you're happy and you know it, slap Romeo *slap, slap*. If you're happy, and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you're happy and you know it, slap him hard!*slap, SLAP!* "
Why I love Tokio HotelWARNING: Some of the things I say are kind of offensive to the boys, but it's all in good fun. Insulting people is just a part of my humor, I suppose. So if you're a pussy bitch who can't take a joke, exit now. I DID NOT JUST RANDOMLY MAKE THESE THINGS UP. They're all "true." Or maybe true. Whatever read on.Why I love Tokio Hotel7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. They watch Nip/Tuck.
2. Tom likes Kendra from Girl's Next Door.
3. Bill thinks "The Notebook" was sad.
4. Georg is man enough to pull his hair back.
5. Gustav barely has a German accent.
6. Bill's not afraid to show his ass on camera.
7. Tom uses bandanas once in a while, instead of his stupid caps!
8. Bill's a homo.... wait a minute. Sorry, Bill.
9. Bill laughs like the joker from Batman.
10. Georg is buff, but hides it. Whatta humble thing to do.
11. Tom said he'll strip if the girls in the audience do.
12. Gustav wants to be a fireman at Tom's strip-club.
13. If Gustav could have a superpower, it would be to understand women.
14. Tom admits that one of his legs is shor
The Perfect Day.-*.The Perfect Day.*-.The Perfect Day7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
WARNING: Twincest ahead! Don't like, don't read!
Whoa! Was all Bill could get out before he was pushed face-first into a pile of snow. Tom, Georg and Gustav laughed as Bill popped up, snow covering his blank face. Priceless.
You guys are such asses!! Bill huffed as he got up, brushing the snow from his once perfect hair.
At least were not snow-covered asses! Tom uttered between bursts of laughter. The G boys both started laughing even harder at Toms remark.
Tom soon found himself being pounced on by an all too pissed off Bill. Oof!! He wheezed as both the twins stumbled into the snow.
Bill soon caught himself laughing almost as hard as the others as he and his brother wrestled about in the soft snow.
It was a nice, windless winter day, perfect for screwing around.
Ah! Okay! Uncle, uncle! Bill cried out as Tom had him pinned to the ground, nearly laying on to
sanctify?hello, let's glorify.sanctify?4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
fishnets and lace draped
deathly pale skin be
-cause that's just so
don't show the tears, don't
show her crying. (it has to be a her;
girls are fragile. gorgeously so.) just
let us see how her thick black
scalding her hollow cheeks in
li[n]es perpendicular to her
don't make us feel
her pain. we don't want to
for her. but do, oh by all
means do show
it to us. we want to see her,
hello, let's beautify.
picture this baby. snap
those delicate wrists, thin
as fuck, green-blue veins peeking
layers of skin. grass-green, sky-green,
[scars all around.]
her [through the] chest, bony
breasts. ((ignore the sag. mal
-nutrition would do that to
too.)) she's bent over the toilet
bowl (extra points for ambiguity),
sure it's somewhat repulsive if you consider
the taste of vomit in her lipstick-lined
mouth. but that's the trick,
AgonizinglyBeautiful ConfusionI really really want you to just leave me aloneAgonizinglyBeautiful Confusion5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
But please don't
You being here destroys me
And makes me feel wonderful
I wish I'd never met you
Because then I'd never have felt this love
And I falter
And I fly
And I fall
And I get back up again
And I can't make up my mind
Because the confusion is kind of lovely
But it's all just turmoil
With sweet pinches of bliss
Enough to make me happy
But still to make me cry
Your words make me smile
And your silence stings my heart
And I'd love to cut you out of it
But I think it'd stop beating
And if it stop beating
Leave me forever
Be beside me always
I just wish this
Go on forever.
Cinema vs. Hotel ch.13Helena had a date with Georg, so she, Lisa (Elizabeth) and Samantha went to a store to buy something.Cinema vs. Hotel ch.136 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"It has to be something chick for you." Helena said, as she looked for a dress for Lisa to wear to her boyfriend's brother's wedding. She passed the dress through the rack, looking ocassionaly at one or comparing two or even three of them. Sam and Lisa were nearby when Sam let out a squeal.
"This one! Helena, oh my God! This one!" Sam said. I went towards her and saw a white, short dress with turtleneck and no sleeves. It seemed so pure and white, that Lisa and Helena couldn't help but put their hands on their mouths and gasp silently.
"Lisa, honey, that would be perfect on you..." Helena said, grabbing Elizabeth's shoulder.
"Are you mad?! Georg will fall to your feet on that one!" Lisa exclaimed, "Besides, I can't go to a wedding dressed in white."
"Don't worry, Helena. I found Lisa the perfect dress, too." Sam took out a strapless, golden dress behind the white one. It shone in a fan
-Twincest- In Die Nacht -T+B--Twincest- In Die Nacht -T+B-7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Tom was sitting on the sofa in the living room of his parents house, idly strumming a few chords on his guitar. Bill was in the kitchen, fixing drinks for them. Theyd been working on a new song for the past two hours, and so far they had the first verse and the chorus. Theyd decided to take a quick break because so far, the song writing had been a constant battle of wills. Bill wanted it this way, Tom wanted it another.
Tom sighed, setting his guitar down next to him on the sofa. He heard a clunk at the door and Bill clumsily bumped his way into the room, using his foot to open the living room door. He slopped Coke over their mothers prized cream carpet and Tom leapt up.
For fuck sake, Bill! he said, snatching a Coke from his twin and setting it down on the coffee table. Mumll go mad when she sees that stain.
Relax, Tom, itll come out, Bill said, swigging at his own Coke and sitting down on the sofa where Tom had b
Dividedly Whole"Get offa me, Kenai!" Mika squealed.Dividedly Whole8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Zuko gave his son a narrowed-eye stare, and the boy jumped up.
"Sorry…" he muttered. "I fell."
"Kenai," Zuko sighed. "How old are you?"
"So act like it! We're heading to the peace convention tomorrow, and you'll only embarrass yourself if you act like this." Zuko quipped.
"I told you so." Mika snorted from behind her brother.
Kenai waited patiently for his father to continue his stroll through the courtyard and then tackled his sister as soon as Zuko was safely within the palace walls.
"Say that again!" Kenai snarled. "And you started the first fight!"
"Get offa me or I'll burn your stubby eyebrows off!"
"You're lying! You can't even make a little puff of smoke!"
"Wanna bet?" She wriggled out from under him and jumped into a stance she'd just learned the other day. Her father was an excellent teacher.
Kenai formed a pose his own teacher had taught him, masking his face with a scowl. Mika giggled.
"What is that supposed to be?"
"What?" He s
In The Land of Aaa Chapter 15 The CreeperChapter 15In The Land of Aaa Chapter 15 The Creeper3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Marshall is a real blabber mouth when it comes to the girl he likes, but even more so when its about you." Liam said casually floating towards her couch. "Wow I haven't been her for at least 100 years and it still looks the same!"
"You've been here before?" Fiona said sitting next to him.
"Oh yeah before Marshall and Ashley lived here both him and I lived here." He said floating over the seat. "But then he brought her in here and it annoyed the fluff outta me so I moved back to the underworld."Fiona looked at him, Marshall never told her about his twin brother, and when she was in his memories she never saw him in there, only Ash and his mom stealing his fries.
"He's never told me about you."
"Probably since he's not one for talking about the past. Especially if it involves family."
"Then why are you here, besides the answer you already gave me." Fiona said raising her eyebrow. He turned to face her and was inches from Fiona's face.
"I came to see what was so special about