L's BellsL's Bells7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
L heard the bells
His time was up he could tell
So he had no choice but to walk the road down to Hell
He then soon fell
Looking at the man he could've sold out, could sell
He wanted to yell
But thought "But.....I.....well..."
Near the QueerNear the Queer7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
There once was a queer named Near
Who drank lots of beer
He had a great fear of deer
But not when his car was in gear
His peers all shed tears
When they hear his big rear
And they can't see anything clear
For three whole years.
Matt the TwatMatt the Twat7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Matt is a twat
He's a really big brat
He has a pet rat named Nat
And a pet cat named Pat
And once he sat
While wearing a hat
That made him look fat
(But don't tell him that
Or he'll chase you down the street with a baseball bat.)
L is for Linda Chapter 1Muffled screams and sobs arose from a girl's mouth. She tugged, fought, tried and tried as well as she could. No matter how much she tried, she could not escape this man's grasp. This little girl was around the age of maybe nine. She was being dragged by her blonde pigtails down the dark street. Her mouth covered with some sort of masking tape. Her eye's dreaded with utter horror as she watched her own father begin to smack her and kick her. Like she was an unwanted mutt. Something of no use.L is for Linda Chapter 17 years ago in Teen More Like This
*You always do these kinds of things...*
The girl's eye's seemed to shut tightly as her father raised his hand fist readying a punch to her face. Suddenly there was a bang, then a thud. The girl's eye's slowly opened to see her father. Down on the ground. Dead. His head shot square in the forehead. The small child crawled over to look at the wound. At first she began to whimper. It soon turned into sob's then screams of fear. She could hear footsteps. She was scared. Not knowing what to do. This w
LAWL 2 "Another Random LAWL"This is a Death Note convo/story between me and MustBeSymmetricalLAWL 2 "Another Random LAWL"4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I dont lie
R: Interesting. :iconinterestingplz:
R: We need someone to join our task force. Someone who doesn't lie. Want to join?
R: Yes L?
L: Stop trying to recruit people onto our team!!!
R: Why not?
L: WE ALREADY HAVE 999,543,901,791,657,026 PEOPLE!!!!! (More than the human population? O.o)
R: Oh shit.... THE MORE THE MERRIER I SAY!!!
R: So you joinin' or what?
T: JOIN USSSSSSSSSS
R: JOIN USSSSSSSSSS
L: You two sound scary.
R/T: Thats the point.
R: YOU KEEP SAYING LOLZ LOL LOZLZ
T: You gotta join!!!
L: You know what, FUCK THIS I QUIT!!!!
T: L swears? O.o
L: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!
T: Issues man. Issues.
L: AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY?!?!!?
T: Least I admit.
L: IM LEAVING!!!
Why We Fight Part 1"Why We Fight" Part 1: Evil?Why We Fight Part 18 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Hermione Granger glowered at her partner. She knew that Severus Snape was cruel...but she'd never considered him evil. No, she hadn't thought he was evil until now. Now, the bushy-haired brunette was convinced of the Potions Master's evilness. She had exceeded everyone's expectations when she'd gotten O's on her O.W.L.s in every class she'd taken (much to Snape's obvious dismay, she'd even gotten an O on her Potions O.W.L.) and had decided to take Advanced Potions for sixth year. She had convinced Ron and Harry (who were hoping to become Aurors) that they needed the class and they had reluctantly agreed. Hermione, Ron, and Harry were the only Gryffindors in Advanced Potions; there were a few Ravenclaws; most of the sixth-year Slytherins; there were no Hufflepuffs in class.
When Snape had found out that Hermione was taking Advanced Potions, Snape had done the most sadistic thing he could think of. Out of pure malice, Professor Snape had m
Dramione chap1 - first meetingHermione Granger carefully ladled the Polyjuice Potion into three flasks. It was her second year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and already they were doing something that would break fifty school rules on this snowy and heavily planned Christmas Day. Today, herself and her two best friends, Ron Weasley and Harry Potter, would go on a dangerous mission to try get some information about the attacks that were happening around the school during the year. They were convinced that a Slytherin boy, Draco Malfoy, was behind the opening of the so-called 'Chamber of Secrets' and the attacks on the Muggle-borns. They were all going to change into different Slytherins, so that they could easily get information out of Malfoy. This changing into different people required a complex potion that the trio had been toiling over for months. Now it was ready and, finally, they would get the truth of the Chamber of Secrets.Dramione chap1 - first meeting7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
After they added the personal items to the potion (with snide comment
Hard LessonsHermione POV:Hard Lessons10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Filthy little mudblood!" he screams.
He's at it again. He never quits!
"Shut up, Malfoy," I bite hard on his name.
"C'mon Granger, scared?" he always taunts me.
"NO, God, Urgh!" I can't stand him!
I stalk off. I walk down the unusually straight main hall of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Ron and Harry are already in the dorms, planning Harry's millionth escape to the grounds. I don't understand why they persist, but it works.
I was just walking to the Prefect's room from Dinner when Malfoy, with his thugs Crabbe and Goyle, cut me off. Ever since I punched him in the third year he never challenges me alone.
Called your bluffHermione crept slowly down the dark, deserted corridor in her dressing gown and slippers. It was after midnight, leaving the school utterly empty. She wished she had thought to borrow the invisibility cloak and Marauders Map from Harry, but luckily she didnt encounter Filch or Mrs Norris on her way to the Prefects Bathroom.Called your bluff6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Gryffindors had double Herbology that afternoon and she still smelt like flowers. While the rest of the class had headed to the baths after the lesson, she had a study session for Ancient Runes to go to. She had intended to bathe after dinner, but Harry and Ron had cornered her, begging for help with the potions essay that was in for tomorrow. Nearly everyone else in the Common Room had gone to bed by the time she had finished correcting ingredients and quantities for them.
She sighed with relief when she reached the statue of Boris the Bewildered without incident. Soap suds, she whispered to the statue. The
Meadow of Passion, Part 1WARNING: SPOILER ALERT! IF YOU HAVE NOT READ NEW MOON DO NOT READ THIS STORY!Meadow of Passion, Part 17 years ago in Erotic More Like This
Meadow of Passion Part 1
The night that I had the Cullens vote on bringing me into their family, Edward practically lost it. Once Carlisle agreed that he would change me after graduation, Edward immediately began trying to come up with some way to hold it off as long as he could. After our discussion back at my house, he found it. It was him, Edward that I wanted to change me. He asked me what would I trade for that and he began giving timelines, years as to how long as I would have to wait. It wasnt working out good in his favor until he decided to give up years and go with events. His condition: Id have to marry him first.
I almost jumped off of my bed in shock. I would have said yes, married him right then and there if it meant that I could spend the rest of my life with him
Deidara Biograpghy :age 5:Deidara Biograpghy :age 5:7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The blue skys seemed to stretch on for miles. I watched as the fluffy clouds flouted like ships across a vast sea. a bird flew by and I jumped. I was zoned out I forgot to watch the time. I looked around and found myself still on the small dirt roud that led from the store to my house. I sighed and looked down. I had a small white bag in my hand. I knew if I didnt hurry home I would be in trouble. I smiled slightly. The sky always seemed to enchant me. I loved it so much. Maybe thats why I loved birds. Actually, I evned them. The way they could just flout thought he air, the wind ruffling their feathers. They were so free. I shook me head trying not to zone out again. My grip tighted on the bag and I started to run down the small dirt path.
Soon houses came into view. I stopped a small white one. There were nice flowers planted out front. A woman was also out front. Her brown hair was tyed back into pony that fell down past her shoulders, her bangs were brushe
Meadow of Passion, Part 2WARNING: SPOILER ALERT! IF YOU HAVE NOT READ NEW MOON DO NOT READ THIS STORY!Meadow of Passion, Part 27 years ago in Erotic More Like This
Meadow of Passion, Part 2
After I had cleaned myself up from last nights event, the first thing I did was call Edward. I told him that I wanted to meet him at our meadow and to make sure that he fed as much as he could before coming. He tried questioning me, searching for anything that could lead him to what was going on but, for once, I didnt fall victim to his sultry voice. I was glad once again that he couldnt hear my thoughts since I had to make sure that he was completely in the dark. I told him to feed because, even though he didnt want to kill me, it would take every ounce of control he had to stay focused and I didnt want his hunger to make it anymore difficult for him. I choose the meadow because 1) thats where we were in my dream and 2) it was a place
A Scorpion's loveThis takes place 3 years after the epilogue of the 7th installment of the Harry Potter series. Sorry, this was done at 1 am. -____-;;A Scorpion's love7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rose Weasley walked down the slender hall-way of the Hogwarts Express. She waved hello to a few friendly faces, but continued on her search for her best friends. She walked by a compartment full of people and doubled back, seeing them inside.
"Hey!" She called out. "I was looking for you guys. My dad got stuck in traffic, so we arrived just as the train was about to take off. I swear, the man does not know how to drive." She giggled and looked at the faces of her friends.
Her cousin, Albus Potter, was gleaming up at her. As was Matilda Lovegood and Scorpious Malfoy. Her heart warmed at the thought the upcoming year. Another year full of learning, friends, adventures and, of course, magic. She couldn't imagine herself at any other school.
She plopped down next to Scorpious and grinned at him. He blushed and smiled back. "H-hey Rosy." Even aft
Rose and Scorpius DateI fidgeted nervously- waiting just outside the Hogwarts grounds- for Scorpius. I was November, and a thin layer of snow covered the ground. Perfect weather for a trip to Hogsmead, I also thought it was wonderful weather for a first date, but that didn't calm my nerves.Rose and Scorpius Date5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Scorpius and I had been going out for almost three weeks now, but I still hadn't gotten used to my amazing good fortune of having Scorpius as a boyfriend.
I was drawn out of my thoughts when I spotted Scorpius, amongst those still exiting the gates, eager to escape school for a day. Scorpius saw me a moment later and rushed over, sweeping me off my feet and kissing me passionately.
'Hey babe, hope you weren't waiting long?' He asked putting me down. I blushed when I noticed some nearby students pointing and giggling.
'No, not long,'
'Good. Well let's head off!' And he started walking.
I hurried to catch up. Drawing up to Scorpius, I looked at his hand, wanting to hold it, but unsure if Scorpius- one of the coolest guys i
Rose and Scorpius Part 4When we broke away Scorpius said 'we have to do something about your ankle. You can't keep bleeding like this.' I looked down too, my bandaged was soaked through.Rose and Scorpius Part 46 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
'Yeah, I think it's getting worse...'
'You wouldn't happen to have any ideas?' he asked.
Whatever my answer was it was forgoten when we heard voices from the floor above.
'Who would put us on the same floor? With our history?'
'Yeah, whoever it was they are seriously mental!'
I raised her eyebrows at Scorpius, those were voices of adults.
Without hesitation we oth started shouting. 'Hey down here! Help! On the stairs!'
The two heads stuck out from where the stairs should have connected, caused four similtanius exclimations of surprise.
Then Draco Malfoy asked 'What happened to you Weasly?'
'Ah well I fe-'
'Did Scorpius have anything to do with it Rosie?' Uncle Harry interupted sharply.
'Potter I don't like what your insinuationg. When has my son ever given you reason to susp
Forbidden LoveThe thin ray of sunlight shone through the arched window of the Gryffindor Sixth Year Girls Dormitory. It was a Monday morning and the sky was a clear, forget-me-not blue. Suddenly, a shrill noise erupted from the alarm clock on one of the bedside tables. A girl named Rose reached out a hand from under the covers in an attempt to shut the clock up. After finding the switch and turning it off, she got sleepily out of bed, her feet finding her slippers as she stepped onto the wooden floor. Rose had slightly curly auburn hair that fell just past her shoulders and blue eyes. She was very intelligent and had a mischievous streak. Her mother always said that she had inherited that mischievousness from her father, and her father told her she had gotten her intelligence from her mother. Rose then padded over to her trunk, extracted her robes and dressed quickly. Then, she looked at the threForbidden Love7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Life of Young Mail JeevasShut up! Just SHUT UP! Mail screamed into the cell phone in his hand. I dont CARE anymore, mom! I just dont CARE! DONT come back, for all I care!The Life of Young Mail Jeevas7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
This is how it always was; the call from the servant, giving the bad news instead of Mails mother or father. Then the eight year old boy refusing to listen. Next would be the mother calling her son in a not-so-comforting way, trying to explain to him why she and her husband were staying in the foreign country for however many months after they promised theyd be back.
Now, Mail, dont over react, dear. Its only for another month. Well be back for you and your sisters birthday, honey. Mrs. Jeevas told her son while relaxing at a beach on the coast of Spain. Daddy and I have important business in Madrid; we just cant afford to come back any sooner!
You went to Spain three times this year already! Cant you go back some other time
Dramione chap3 - Hospital wingHermione woke up to a bright and sunny morning. The sun was streaming into the room, filling it with it's glorious light. She frowned as she looked to find unfamiliar surroundings. She then realized that she was in the hospital wing, sitting in a chair. Then she remembered.Dramione chap3 - Hospital wing7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
They had spent the last night in the Shrieking Shack, finding the real truth about Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, as well as the rest of the group of boys that had once been James Potter's friends. Ron had broken his leg and had to be taken to the hospital wing before Hermione and Harry went back in time to save Harry's godfather from the dreaded Dementors' Kiss. So they went back to the hospital wing afterwards to stay with Ron and recover. She probably fell asleep in the chair whilst talking to Ron and Harry.
But at least her questions that were asked throughout the course of the year have been fully answered. She now knew everything about the Marauders Map and why it was used. She knew the truth behind Sirius Blac
Chap 9 - RememberanceHermione loved Sunday mornings. It was the only day of the week that she could relax. The rest of the week she was in the office: organising, attending meetings, sitting through paperwork...Yeah, Sunday mornings were the best.Chap 9 - Rememberance7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hermione spent her Sunday morning in the lounge...slash library. She kept all her historical diaries and books in this room. This was her sanctary where her passion for history was kept alive. Since before she attended Hogwarts, history was her favourite subject, one of her ultimate passions. Twelve years later, she was still sitting through the past in this room, trying to find out the real truth, especially about the magical world. Her husband was very helpful in this area. Ronald Weasley had been born and raised in the magical world but even though Hermione knew more about Magical history than Ron, he still helped with the stories that he heard when he was still in his mother's household.
Hermione had a mug of tea clasped between her hands as she scoured the s
Rose and Scorpious Part 1I was running up the staircase at top speed, I only had a few minutes to get to the library. I would have made it too, if the stairs hadn't suddenly started to move. Taken completely unawares I lost balance, and would have falled all the way back down to the floor bellow, if I wasn't suddenly halted by someone, a boy by the sound of his grunt.Rose and Scorpious Part 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Unfortuantely for him my speed made him loose balance too. We both yelped as we tumbled backwards. But thankfully he had slowed me down and we only went down a few stairs.
It seemed lady luck wasn't on my side today, I ended up with my saviour on top of me. I couldn't help groaning when I saw the platinum blonde hair. Please god! Please don't let it be Scorpious Malfoy! I shut my eyes, but my fears were confirmed as he climbed off me and asked 'You ok Weasly? Sorry I tried to help but I think I only squished you in the process'
I sat up and replied 'No you did help Malfoy, thank you. I think I'm ok, your not that heavy,' I said with a grin
True Love Is Overrated"I swear, Hermione, Malfoy's up to something!" said Harry Potter for the umpteenth time as his best friend continued to look on skeptically.True Love Is Overrated8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Harry…" Hermione began, choosing her subsequent words meticulously. "I know how you feel about Malfoy, and you know I feel the same, but… you can't let your… less-than-friendly sentiments… compromise your judgment."
Harry opened his mouth indignantly to argue, but Hermione hastily added, "Don't get me wrong. Malfoy is a bastard, but I doubt he's important or even old enough to be admitted as a Death Eater."
"Then how would you explain Madam Malkin's— "
"There could be a lot of reasons!" said Hermione, irritated. "Harry, just drop it. We need to finish Professor McGonagall's essay."
He ignored her. "What about all those times when Malfoy just completely disappears from the Marauder's Map? How do you explain that?"
"I don't know, Harry! I don't know," she said very impatiently. "Honestly! It's not as if I'm keeping track of his
Rose and Scorpious Part 2'We're stuck here for the next two hours Weasly!'Rose and Scorpious Part 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I felt all the blood drain from my face. 'But, my leg, I'm bleeding really badly! And it hurts so much!' I moaned.
Malfoy looked at my leg again and looked up with panic filled eyes. 'I-I don't know what to do. How can you stop bleading without magic?'
'You used a bandage you troll head!' I snapped. 'Don't you pay attention in Muggle Studdies?'
'Oh! Right! Sorry, I don't think well when I panic,' Scorpious said sheapily. And without hesitation he started ripping up his expensive looking robe.
'You could have used mine, it's already got blood on it,' I said weekly. Which earned me a sour look from Scorpious.
'What type of gentlemen would I be if I tore up an injured girls robe? And anyway I have pleanty of money to replace it.'
'So do I,' I retorted, it was true too. Mum had been made the head of the Department of Magical Creature Protecton and Rights, when it opened 10 years ago, it was a very high paid possition. And dad is the
Scorpius and RoseRose already knew that it was going to be a long train ride to Hogwarts and she wasn't sure if she was ready. Questions were going through her mind constantly [I]what house will I be in?, will people like me?, and what if I miss home?[/I] She gave her family one last wave goodbye as she saw them slowly grow farther and farther from her. She took one last gulp and dragged her trunk behind her going down the hall, "hello?" she opened the first room she saw and there was a blond boy sitting there looking out the window.Scorpius and Rose6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Remember the words that her father told her about him she gulped, "erm... Sorry..." flushed she turned to close the door, but the boy just looked up at her with big gorgeous blue eyes.
"Oh no please do sit" he said in a soft maturing voice, "I'm Scorpius Malfoy" he motioned to the seat across from him. Thinking it would be rude if she denied his kind gesture she turned around and brought her trunk in and tucked it up on the shelf above her, "Nice to meet you Scorpius I'm R
Dance With Me"Ron, you spoiled everything!" Hermione spat, twirling back around to face the red-head heading up the staris. She sat down on the stiar step, and put her hand to her trembling mouth.Dance With Me6 years ago in Teen More Like This
She heard a few snickers from across the room. "Aw, Granger, she's crying. I didn't know mudbloods could cry."
Draco. Hermione could recognize that voice from anywhere.
"Just go away, Malfoy," she shouted at the up coming footsteps, she could see beyond her hand due to her tears, but beyond her hand was a blur. So Draco appeared as a blurry blond figure, bending over to face her. His thumb came into her view, and she flinched. However, the thumb gently wiped her tears from away her eyes, and brushed her rosy cheeks. Draco was gentle, who knew that Draco could be gentle?
"Hush now, Granger. Would you care to dance?" Draco spurt out his last sentence as the musci began to change, and held out his hand to Hermione, who was completely shocked and confused by the gesture and request. Before she could ev