Near the QueerNear the Queer6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
There once was a queer named Near
Who drank lots of beer
He had a great fear of deer
But not when his car was in gear
His peers all shed tears
When they hear his big rear
And they can't see anything clear
For three whole years.
Matt the TwatMatt the Twat6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Matt is a twat
He's a really big brat
He has a pet rat named Nat
And a pet cat named Pat
And once he sat
While wearing a hat
That made him look fat
(But don't tell him that
Or he'll chase you down the street with a baseball bat.)
L's BellsL's Bells6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
L heard the bells
His time was up he could tell
So he had no choice but to walk the road down to Hell
He then soon fell
Looking at the man he could've sold out, could sell
He wanted to yell
But thought "But.....I.....well..."
Called your bluffHermione crept slowly down the dark, deserted corridor in her dressing gown and slippers. It was after midnight, leaving the school utterly empty. She wished she had thought to borrow the invisibility cloak and Marauders Map from Harry, but luckily she didnt encounter Filch or Mrs Norris on her way to the Prefects Bathroom.Called your bluff6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Gryffindors had double Herbology that afternoon and she still smelt like flowers. While the rest of the class had headed to the baths after the lesson, she had a study session for Ancient Runes to go to. She had intended to bathe after dinner, but Harry and Ron had cornered her, begging for help with the potions essay that was in for tomorrow. Nearly everyone else in the Common Room had gone to bed by the time she had finished correcting ingredients and quantities for them.
She sighed with relief when she reached the statue of Boris the Bewildered without incident. Soap suds, she whispered to the statue. The
LAWL 2 "Another Random LAWL"This is a Death Note convo/story between me and MustBeSymmetricalLAWL 2 "Another Random LAWL"4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I dont lie
R: Interesting. :iconinterestingplz:
R: We need someone to join our task force. Someone who doesn't lie. Want to join?
R: Yes L?
L: Stop trying to recruit people onto our team!!!
R: Why not?
L: WE ALREADY HAVE 999,543,901,791,657,026 PEOPLE!!!!! (More than the human population? O.o)
R: Oh shit.... THE MORE THE MERRIER I SAY!!!
R: So you joinin' or what?
T: JOIN USSSSSSSSSS
R: JOIN USSSSSSSSSS
L: You two sound scary.
R/T: Thats the point.
R: YOU KEEP SAYING LOLZ LOL LOZLZ
T: You gotta join!!!
L: You know what, FUCK THIS I QUIT!!!!
T: L swears? O.o
L: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!
T: Issues man. Issues.
L: AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY?!?!!?
T: Least I admit.
L: IM LEAVING!!!
A Scorpion's loveThis takes place 3 years after the epilogue of the 7th installment of the Harry Potter series. Sorry, this was done at 1 am. -____-;;A Scorpion's love7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rose Weasley walked down the slender hall-way of the Hogwarts Express. She waved hello to a few friendly faces, but continued on her search for her best friends. She walked by a compartment full of people and doubled back, seeing them inside.
"Hey!" She called out. "I was looking for you guys. My dad got stuck in traffic, so we arrived just as the train was about to take off. I swear, the man does not know how to drive." She giggled and looked at the faces of her friends.
Her cousin, Albus Potter, was gleaming up at her. As was Matilda Lovegood and Scorpious Malfoy. Her heart warmed at the thought the upcoming year. Another year full of learning, friends, adventures and, of course, magic. She couldn't imagine herself at any other school.
She plopped down next to Scorpious and grinned at him. He blushed and smiled back. "H-hey Rosy." Even aft
Hard LessonsHermione POV:Hard Lessons10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Filthy little mudblood!" he screams.
He's at it again. He never quits!
"Shut up, Malfoy," I bite hard on his name.
"C'mon Granger, scared?" he always taunts me.
"NO, God, Urgh!" I can't stand him!
I stalk off. I walk down the unusually straight main hall of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Ron and Harry are already in the dorms, planning Harry's millionth escape to the grounds. I don't understand why they persist, but it works.
I was just walking to the Prefect's room from Dinner when Malfoy, with his thugs Crabbe and Goyle, cut me off. Ever since I punched him in the third year he never challenges me alone.
Forbidden LoveThe thin ray of sunlight shone through the arched window of the Gryffindor Sixth Year Girls Dormitory. It was a Monday morning and the sky was a clear, forget-me-not blue. Suddenly, a shrill noise erupted from the alarm clock on one of the bedside tables. A girl named Rose reached out a hand from under the covers in an attempt to shut the clock up. After finding the switch and turning it off, she got sleepily out of bed, her feet finding her slippers as she stepped onto the wooden floor. Rose had slightly curly auburn hair that fell just past her shoulders and blue eyes. She was very intelligent and had a mischievous streak. Her mother always said that she had inherited that mischievousness from her father, and her father told her she had gotten her intelligence from her mother. Rose then padded over to her trunk, extracted her robes and dressed quickly. Then, she looked at the threForbidden Love6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rose and Scorpious Part 2'We're stuck here for the next two hours Weasly!'Rose and Scorpious Part 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I felt all the blood drain from my face. 'But, my leg, I'm bleeding really badly! And it hurts so much!' I moaned.
Malfoy looked at my leg again and looked up with panic filled eyes. 'I-I don't know what to do. How can you stop bleading without magic?'
'You used a bandage you troll head!' I snapped. 'Don't you pay attention in Muggle Studdies?'
'Oh! Right! Sorry, I don't think well when I panic,' Scorpious said sheapily. And without hesitation he started ripping up his expensive looking robe.
'You could have used mine, it's already got blood on it,' I said weekly. Which earned me a sour look from Scorpious.
'What type of gentlemen would I be if I tore up an injured girls robe? And anyway I have pleanty of money to replace it.'
'So do I,' I retorted, it was true too. Mum had been made the head of the Department of Magical Creature Protecton and Rights, when it opened 10 years ago, it was a very high paid possition. And dad is the
Rose and Scorpius Part 4When we broke away Scorpius said 'we have to do something about your ankle. You can't keep bleeding like this.' I looked down too, my bandaged was soaked through.Rose and Scorpius Part 45 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
'Yeah, I think it's getting worse...'
'You wouldn't happen to have any ideas?' he asked.
Whatever my answer was it was forgoten when we heard voices from the floor above.
'Who would put us on the same floor? With our history?'
'Yeah, whoever it was they are seriously mental!'
I raised her eyebrows at Scorpius, those were voices of adults.
Without hesitation we oth started shouting. 'Hey down here! Help! On the stairs!'
The two heads stuck out from where the stairs should have connected, caused four similtanius exclimations of surprise.
Then Draco Malfoy asked 'What happened to you Weasly?'
'Ah well I fe-'
'Did Scorpius have anything to do with it Rosie?' Uncle Harry interupted sharply.
'Potter I don't like what your insinuationg. When has my son ever given you reason to susp
Rose and Scorpius DateI fidgeted nervously- waiting just outside the Hogwarts grounds- for Scorpius. I was November, and a thin layer of snow covered the ground. Perfect weather for a trip to Hogsmead, I also thought it was wonderful weather for a first date, but that didn't calm my nerves.Rose and Scorpius Date5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Scorpius and I had been going out for almost three weeks now, but I still hadn't gotten used to my amazing good fortune of having Scorpius as a boyfriend.
I was drawn out of my thoughts when I spotted Scorpius, amongst those still exiting the gates, eager to escape school for a day. Scorpius saw me a moment later and rushed over, sweeping me off my feet and kissing me passionately.
'Hey babe, hope you weren't waiting long?' He asked putting me down. I blushed when I noticed some nearby students pointing and giggling.
'No, not long,'
'Good. Well let's head off!' And he started walking.
I hurried to catch up. Drawing up to Scorpius, I looked at his hand, wanting to hold it, but unsure if Scorpius- one of the coolest guys i
True Love Is Overrated"I swear, Hermione, Malfoy's up to something!" said Harry Potter for the umpteenth time as his best friend continued to look on skeptically.True Love Is Overrated8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Harry…" Hermione began, choosing her subsequent words meticulously. "I know how you feel about Malfoy, and you know I feel the same, but… you can't let your… less-than-friendly sentiments… compromise your judgment."
Harry opened his mouth indignantly to argue, but Hermione hastily added, "Don't get me wrong. Malfoy is a bastard, but I doubt he's important or even old enough to be admitted as a Death Eater."
"Then how would you explain Madam Malkin's— "
"There could be a lot of reasons!" said Hermione, irritated. "Harry, just drop it. We need to finish Professor McGonagall's essay."
He ignored her. "What about all those times when Malfoy just completely disappears from the Marauder's Map? How do you explain that?"
"I don't know, Harry! I don't know," she said very impatiently. "Honestly! It's not as if I'm keeping track of his
MelloXMatt Inexperienced hands-No. No Matt youre doing it all wrong. You have to move it round slowly, like this.MelloXMatt Inexperienced hands7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
-Thats what I was doing!
-Your pushing it too hard, it'll come when its ready, be gentle.
-You werent being Gentle!?
-Well thats because I am experience at this!
-Experienced? L taught you like 3 days ago.
-But isnt it better this way. Think about I wont have to go for long periods of time without now!
-Everything always has to be about you doesnt it Mello.
-Thats perfect, stop, stop, stop! AMAZING! Now put it away so we can start cleaning up.
-Wow, we really made a mess again didnt we?
-The best way is to just lick it off, yummy...
-Stop it that tickles!
-look its rising all ready, what a perfect chocolate muffin, L will be proud.
RomeoxJuliet SasuSaku style 8Romeo and Juliet – SasuSaku styleRomeoxJuliet SasuSaku style 88 years ago in Teen More Like This
Sakura was pacing back and forth impatiently. 'Where is she? She can't be that late. She left at nine and said she'd be back in half an hour! Oh no, what if she can't meet with him? No, I can't and won't believe that. Oh she's so mean sometimes! If only it were possible to send messages telepathically.' She glanced at the clock on her wall. It showed 12 o'clock. She groaned.
'12 o'clock and she still isn't here. It's been 3 hours! Oh I'll bet that if she was young and in love she'd move quickly, but she isn't, she's getting on now and she just loves to be slow.' Suddenly she heard footsteps. Sakura straightened in anticipation.
'Here she comes!'
Shizune burst through the door. "Sakura, your mother would like a word with you."
"Can it not wait?" Sakura dared ask.
"I doubt it. Tsunade said it was very urgent."
"Oh, thank you Shizune. Please tell her I'll be right there."
"I would Sakura but I have to leave right now. I promised Kakash
MelloxNear -The English Poem The Stupid Poem For EnglishMelloxNear -The English Poem6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Mello, Matt and Near's English Class in Whammy's, they are assigned to write a poem about anything, and it's contents will be kept a secret. A few interesting things come to Light. Hints of MelloxNear.
Mello, Period 4, 16/9/03
Because I Have To
I'm doing this for my English Class,
This poem assignment really sucks ass.
But to be the best, I've got to try,
even if it's so superfluous I might just die.
I guess...Oh well.
You can go to hell.
This page is white, just like Him,
I wish I could print grey all over His skin.
Just to ruin something perfect.
I want to destroy
all His little toys,
feel them crush under my boot,
somehow affect that freak of a mute.
I will surpass His pedestal that has become His steady home,
which is why I'm stuck writing this senseless, ridiculous poem.
DN: How to Annoy L and BB*These have spoliers!!...So don't read it if you don't like those!!! DX*DN: How to Annoy L and BB4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Take away his sweets when he's not looking.
2. Ask if you could borrow his eyeliner.
3. Make him a Facebook page with his real name.
4. When he sits in a chair, hit his back with a ruler and say in an accent, "Sit up straight young man!!"
5. Buy him the game Portal, then watch his reaction when he finds out the cake is a lie.
6. Hide all the snack foods and only leave out healthy things.
7. Put sharp objects all around the floor, forcing him to wear shoes.
8. Before he puts the shoes on, fill them with glue when he's not looking.
9. Laugh at him when he falls down.
10. Replace his sugar with something else (salt, dandruff cocaine!?!)
11. Put on a sock puppet show for him.
12. In the puppet show include something like him losing to Kira and being thrown out the window.
13. After anything he says that is smart, say "HOW PERCENTLY SURE ARE YOU!?!?"
14. If he says a percent, say, "Nah
Abducted pt 5Things in the Uchiha household were pretty routine for the most part. Usually it was Eri that awoke first, and when she got up and made breakfast the scent of food would awaken the children and her husband, and if they didn't wake she would go to their rooms and wake them up herself. After breakfast was eaten and digested the older kids would go to their morning training with Madara. They were often kept busy till lunch then the rest of the day was theirs, unless Madara felt someone needed more training. All the children were accustomed to the scent of their mother's cooking and the sounds of her walking around to wake them up, so one on mid-summer morning when the kitchen was empty they all slept on.Abducted pt 54 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Madana yawned on that morning as she woke up and rubbed her eyes. She listened to the almost quiet house and assumed she had woken up early. She stretched a bit and rolled over in her bed to see what time it was, but when she noticed how bright it was outside she felt like there was somet
Abducted pt 3Eri smiled softly as she watched her husband mess with their adopted daughter's hair. He was a completely different person from what he was when they had first come to this house. His mind was stressed beyond belief and he had become paranoid, thinking that maybe even his pregnant lover would somehow betray him. When he wasn't pacing and stressing, he was cool and distant from the mother of his child, usually blocking himself in the study. It all upset her because all she wanted was to see the man she loved adjust to their new life and be able to relax. She had to spend her first pregnancy comforting him and easing his mind while trying to keep her own emotions and hormones under control. It wasn't a very happy first year until after their sons were born. After seeing his sons born Madara had become curious of them, and Eri had used that to her advantage as she tried to rebuild her relationship with him. Now fifteen years later here they were happily married with four of their own kidsAbducted pt 35 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
L is for Linda Chapter 1Muffled screams and sobs arose from a girl's mouth. She tugged, fought, tried and tried as well as she could. No matter how much she tried, she could not escape this man's grasp. This little girl was around the age of maybe nine. She was being dragged by her blonde pigtails down the dark street. Her mouth covered with some sort of masking tape. Her eye's dreaded with utter horror as she watched her own father begin to smack her and kick her. Like she was an unwanted mutt. Something of no use.L is for Linda Chapter 17 years ago in Teen More Like This
*You always do these kinds of things...*
The girl's eye's seemed to shut tightly as her father raised his hand fist readying a punch to her face. Suddenly there was a bang, then a thud. The girl's eye's slowly opened to see her father. Down on the ground. Dead. His head shot square in the forehead. The small child crawled over to look at the wound. At first she began to whimper. It soon turned into sob's then screams of fear. She could hear footsteps. She was scared. Not knowing what to do. This w
Abducted pt2Madana sighed sitting up on her bed one night. The nightmare that had once plagued her dreams when she was younger had come back for the first time in years. It was a simple but it was still enough to make her wake in the middle of the nightAbducted pt25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A dark figure would pick her up and take her away from everyone she loved and everything that was familiar to her. She would fight it; she would kick, scream and cry begging to be returned to her home, her parents and siblings that would protect her from this unknown person. Then she would be dropped into a dark abyss, when Madana woke her body was tingling and shaking as if she had actually been falling. It was frightening and it made Madana frightened of sleeping alone for the night, but she also had to gather courage to hurry to Madara and Eri's room in fear that the figure in her dreams would come to life and actually try to take her away.
The nights that she had gotten the courage to get in her parents' room she then would ge
RomeoxJuliet SasuSaku style 4Romeo and Juliet – SasuSaku styleRomeoxJuliet SasuSaku style 48 years ago in Teen More Like This
All the teachers were running around like mad. They had so much to do and the guests were already arriving. Shouts could be heard all throughout the upper levels of the school.
"Wash those dishes!"
"Forget the dishes wash your hands!"
"Get rid of those terrible benches, bring out chairs, and the best plates, oh, and DO save me some of the marzipan from that cake will you?"
Back downstairs Tsunade was greeting her guests and showing them into the main hall, where a band was setting up and soft music was playing in the background.
"Good evening! So glad you could all come my DEAR friends. Please the band has just set up, feel free to dance, dance, dance!" Tsunade was saying happily.
She was happy to watch all the girls head onto the dance floor. It took her mind off the unpleasant events from earlier.
"Gosh it's hot!
Abducted pt 4Madana looked over the boy in mild interest, "Ria huh?" she asked.Abducted pt 44 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"That's right, and your name is Madana?" he asked, being who he was the last name Uchiha did not seem to click in his head.
"That's right," Madana replied. She glanced at the headband around Ria's neck. She was able to recognize the leaf symbol from the old leaf headbands that her parents had once shown her. "You're a ninja in the leaf village ?" Madana asked, now a bit wary of her companion because her father told her never to trust anyone with a ninja headband, especially one from the leaf.
"Well, yeah, I'm only a genin now, but I'll advance like any other ninja," Ria replied holding distaste from his tone.
"I see "
Ria was able to see that Madana's expression of interest changed to uncertainty when the leaf village was mentioned. "Do you have anything against leaf ninja?" he asked.
"Not personally, my father told me not to trust them," Madana stated plainly, though when the leaf village was mentioned to Mad
immediacyimmediacy3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
this new little truth
this robin egg
brooding in skies'
for a mercy
damn this featherbrain
with its wilding
'till they burn
to a soft nilpotency -
i'll make a bed
here's my nirvana: the ache of the ramrod's
slow dreaming death
in the waist - oh
i hope i'll be replaced
with pure eraser white
in a comfortable beheading -
there's no telling
with one less
and the parting
Sasusaku 7I was afraid this would happen. Kakashi sighed and put his hand up to uncover his left eye. I guess we have to take you both out.Sasusaku 76 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sasuke activated his sharingan and smirked.
Think you can take me, Kakashi?
Naruto stared at them both. Was his sensei actually going to fight Sasuke?
Naruto! Sai! Kakashi spoke without taking his eyes away from Sasukes. Take Sakura out!
No! Naruto screamed in his mind. He couldnt. He couldnt fight Sakura. All he could do was to watch as Sai charged at his pink haired friend. The clang of metal echoed throughout the forest as their kunais met. Sakura was stronger thou. But Sai then pulled out his scroll and started to draw all kinds of creatures. The pink haired girl ducked and then gathered chakra in her fist, hitting them one by one.
At the same time the raven haired boy and his old sensei was just standing still, staring at each other. They didnt even blink. It almos