An Interview of Insanity1) Please state your full nameAn Interview of Insanity4 years ago in Devious Fun More Like This
Azrael: Azrael...that's it.
Shymeaus: Shymeaus O'Flaughenry
Elizabeth: Dectitive Elizabeth Tuscavinos, Homicide Unit
Rhynean: Rhynean Marie
2) Who's your best friend?
Azrael: Aisling *smiles*
Shymeaus: Leeyah, the love of my life.
Elizabeth: My partner, George Vestivous
Rhynean: My toy monkeys, oh, and the toy soldiers
3)What's your sexuality?
Azrael: Straight Male
Shymeaus: *looks at Azrael* same as this winged dude over here
Elizabeth: Bisexual female
Rhynean: *with Elizabeth's hands over her ears* what?
4) What's your favorite color?
Azrael: Blue, followed shortly by purple
Shymeaus: Red, by far
5) So, what's your relationship status?
Azrael: Taaaaken *blinks and blushes*
Shymeaus: Engaged, to the love of my life
Rhynean: What's a relationship?
6) What's your ideal mate?
Azrael: Um...my ideal mate...*blushes more and pulls out a picture of Aisling and giggles*
Unhealthy ExplosionsJust kiss me, before I explode.Unhealthy Explosions3 years ago in Other More Like This
200 Ways To Start A Letter1) dear boy, fuck you.200 Ways To Start A Letter4 years ago in Devious Fun More Like This
2) dear girl, i'm not a hooker !
3) dear mom, i'm not a porn star
4) dear jenna jameson, magazines beg to differ
5) "Dear dad, I'm a hooker but i prefer fake sex."
6) "Dear Senator, I'm a transvestite."
7) "Dear lampost, you look so bright tonight.."
8) dear mom, i prefer the term filmed sex enthusiast
9) Dear Santa, bring me Jensen Ackles. ktnxbai
10) Dear Cameraman, my ass looks better from THAT angle
11) Dear Internet, I hate you. Love, The Newspaper
12) dear dad, i saw you schleping the babysitter last night. oops.
13) dear maria, count me in
14) "Dear zookeper, i swear to god, the horse started it"
15) dear postman, those catalogs aren't mine, i swear
16) Dear Mailman, stop reading my mail !
17) "Dear mum, he had something stuck in his pants, i had to help"
18) dear dad, don't worry, he kept his dingy away
19) dear human, maybe you'd be nicer if you got laid once in a while. love, your dog.
20) "Dear postman, this city's got big buildings