GuybrushxElaine 1sentenceAlphaSPOILER WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THE WHOLE MONKEY ISLAND SERIES YOU HAVE BEEN WARNEDGuybrushxElaine 1sentenceAlpha6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Other warnings: Light swearing, death, brief mention of sex
#01 - Comfort
The blonde fell against the Governor, tired from the events of the past couple of days, Guybrush smiled and remarked before he fell asleep, "You make a good pillow".
#02 - Kiss
Guybrush grabbed the rope, ready to swing onto the next ship while its crew was still distracted, he turned to Elaine and asked, "Any chance for a good luck kiss for the mighty pirate?"
#03 - Soft
When it came to her husband, Elaine usually didn't pull her punches, both metaphorically and physically.
#04 - Pain (Sort of companion to #33)
It pained her to see Guybrush obsessing over Big Whoop, to see him wasting his life, to see him become someone completely different.
#05 - Potatoes
Elaine took away the potato and knife after he cut his hand for the ninth time; "Dear, I appreciate the sentiment but maybe I should cook dinner tonight".
#06 - Rain
They were bot
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"Ghost Pirate Hunter Morgan LeFlay I like the sound of that!" she smiled evilly. Though it couldn't compare to the evil smile given by the woman in the chair next to her. Her name was Monette, well actually, she had no name. To everybody, she was the Voodoo Lady, but she looked like a Monette. So, this Monette sat hunched over a few tarot cards strewn about the elaborately voodoo-esque desk in her hideout-an unnamed and unmarked place in the desolate wasteland that is the crossroads. The penultimate resting place of the newly deceased. Her smile was that of pure evil and a scheme yet unknown but it was soon to unravel.
"Hoist the main sail " he barked out. Shouting orders was fun and Guybrush Threepwood made sure to have as much fun as possible but with only two crewmates-one of them being your wife, and the other being a navigator who will only listen to you when you point at a map-shouting orders was p
A Complete DistractionA Complete Distraction5 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
I was upset when you kissed me,
And suddenly I couldn't remember why.
It was like nothing else mattered,
Nothing but this feeling in its place.
I sometimes reread all the love notes you gave me when I feel this way,
Count all the times you could've missed me.
Day dream of all the times I dreamed about you,
And I've never dreamed about anyone as much as you.
So sometime I want to touch you in a small way every time I see you during the day,
Just to tease you, and know you'll think of me all the same.
But for now I only wish to savor your lips,
And this feeling surging unexpectedly from my chest.
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"I'm never gonna get married. My father always said: Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
"Mr Church? Sir? Sorry about calling your girl a slut."
"That guy Tex is really a robot... and you're his boyfriend! So that makes you... a gay robot."
"Don't ever. Be. Alone."
"Goodbye Major Cinnamin bun! I will always remember your buttery goodness!"
"Shiela! Come back to me! I made you a muffin!"
"My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I. Hate. Babies!"
"Your toast has been burnt, and no amount of scraping will remove the black part."
"I will eat your unhappiness!"
"What was it? A helicopter?"
"Look! A te-le-ma-scope!"
"That red guy has captured Tex! I am going to shoot him, and kill him, and free Tex! Then Church will forgive me for shooting him, and we can be friends."
"Tucker did it."
"[Donut] I think this is what they call the calm before the storm." "[Caboose] I call it naptime. Which is right before food-time! And then comes food-naptime! That
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"Frankie?" I called when I got back home. He didn't answer, so I wandered into the kitchen and found him eating a bowl of cereal. "Hey, Frankie, sorry about that."
He sighed. "Why are you sorry?" He asked, glancing up at me briefly with his dark chocolate eyes. "Gerard and I were the ones fighting over you like three-year olds."
I sat at the kitchen table across from him. "Yeah, why were you fighting over me anyway?"
"I don't know," Frank mumbled, slurping milk from his spoon. "It was stupid."
I frowned; annoyed that neither of them would tell me what the hell they were fighting about. They were both terrible liars so I knew that something was up, but I didn't know what. "Alright, well if you need to talk then I'm here," I smiled, knowing that he wouldn't bother.
"Thanks, Mikes," Frank replied, a soft grin spreading over his face.
"Welcome, Franks. Hey, wanna go play Left 4 Dead or something?" I questioned, knowing he wouldn't say no to his favourite game.
"When would I ever not want t
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"Uh..." I was trying to conjure up an answer that didn't sound too pathetic. "Just couldn't think of a reason to live." He nodded at me, then it was my turn to question. "What about you?"
"Well I really didn't. I overdosed by accident and my parents put me here. If I deny they think I'm crazy so I just go with it to get the fuck outta here."
Oh. Maybe now I just seem pathetic to him...I don't know. I don't even know why I care so much.
Then a bell rung, singnaling that lunch began.
"You can sit with my table, if you want. It has like, all the people in our group and some others. But you can join, if you want." He informed me lightly. I nodded and followed him down the hall to the cafeteria.
The lines weren't too long so Gerard and I got our food in no time and sat down next to the quiet guy from the group therapy, Mikey.
"Hey Mikes." Gerard grinned, while messing up Mikey's hair. Mikey looked to Gerard
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Can I be the only hope for you, because you're the only hope for me
He means more to me than the world; more than my own life. Fuck, he is my life. Has been since he was born. The only person in the world who knows everything there is to know about me, who's been there through it all.
When I was suicidal, he stopped me from ending it all.
When I discovered I was gay, he didn't care; in fact, he said that if I hadn't been, he would've been shocked. I was too flaming to be anything else.
Every difficult challenge I've been through, he's been here too. As a brother, and now .
His hand catches mine, interlocking our fingers delicately, effectively stopping my fingers from drawing little patterns on his chest. "Morning, Gee," he murmurs, voice thick with sleep and affection. I smile and kiss his hair.
"Morning, baby," I whisper back, laying my cheek on the top of his head, pulling him closer so I can feel him against me.
He turns in my arms, wrapping his willowy li
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He shook his head, not looking at me. I touched my hand to his back tentatively, letting it rest there when he didn't pull away.
"Gerard," I started, but then I stopped. What could I tell him to make him feel better? I had no idea, "I really don't know what to say. I mean, it's as big a shock to me as it is to you. I cou -"
"It's just that everything's happening all at once," he cut in, "I'm really confused."
He looked up at me, eyes shining with tears, "Frankie, I have... I have something to tell you. I - you, I mean... here."
He leaned forwards and pressed his lips against mine gently. He pulled away, biting his lip.
I was speechless. So Gerard did like me like that. I must have given him the wrong impression, though, as he moved away.
"Sorry Frankie, I -"
"No. Don't be." I smiled at him, "Gerard, I feel the same."
He looked up at me and smiled.
"Guys!" Bob called, "They're letting us see Ray now! He's gonna be okay!"
I grinned at Gerard. He laughed, holding
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Who, me? But I'm right here.
"Come on, stay with us. Can you hear me?"
Of course I can hear you. What's going on?
I tried to respond, but I couldn't move my mouth. I couldn't even open my eyes. I tried to move my hands, tried to show whoever was talking to me that their words were getting through, but I found that I couldn't. I couldn't even feel my hands. Or the rest of my body in fact. I could feel a painful throbbing in the back of my head, but other than that, nothing. This probably should have freaked me out, but instead I felt a strange sense of calm. Like it was all over now, I didn't have to fight anymore. I could just relax, just let it take me
Then it was bright. Oh so bright. It burned my eyes, but I was still paralysed. And then there were voices again.
"According to his license, his name is 'Frank Iero'."
That was a woman's voice, she sounded quite young, but she spoke like she was wise beyond her years.
"Hmmm " There was a clack
Five Nights at Freddy's: A Childhood hERoMy friends sing happy birthday to me at the table. The band is on stage, getting ready to perform. More singing. I have a smile plastered onto my face, out of pure joy. Honestly, there was no other place I would rather be than here, along with everyone who cares for me.Five Nights at Freddy's: A Childhood hERo11 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Suddenly the song ends. I’m off daydreaming, so there is a slight delay between the last syllable and the blowing of the seven candles. The smoke floated across the open space of the restaurant. My parents step forward and remove the candles from the cake. Then someone begins to slice it into pieces, and the band begins to perform.
Freddy is currently handling the microphone, while Bonnie is at his usual post with the guitar. Every week I would come here, every Friday night, just to see this band. Occasionally I would stop and play a few games here and there, but whenever the band was on stage on a Friday night, I was present. I would crowd around the stage like all of the other kids, cheering. Then when the song
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The Scarf Rewrite Part 1The Scarf Rewrite Part 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
By Robin Gurl
Beta-ed June 2009
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the idea. The movie gave me a plot bunny with Pippin having a scarf!
"But mom I don't want to learn how to knit." Meriadoc Brandybuck exclaimed as he followed his mother down the winding hallways of the giant Brandy Hall.
His mother Esmeralda chuckled a few times but was still firm. "I don't care Meriadoc. It will be a good skill to learn." She led him into her sewing room and pulled out different colored yarns.
"What about the lasses? Shouldn't they be doing this?"
"Meriadoc, they already know how to knit. Now sit down, I am not going to have a child of mine not know how to knit."
Merry sighed but sat down, he knew better than to upset her anymore than he already had.
Ten years later Merry was in his room knitting. Of all things to be doing he mused softly. Those words "It will be a good skill to learn" had bee
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Within your comforting arms
Nothing being said
Just listening to music
With your chin
Resting on my head
One arm across my neck
The other playing with my hair
Holding me close
It shows me that you care
Leaning up ageanist your chest
Listening to you breath
I feel completly safe
When you are holding me
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I sniffed, wiping my eyes as he reached for the buzzing phone.
"Hello?" My voice was hoarse from crying for so long.
"Oh, hey, are you okay?" Gerard's voice sounded concerned.
"Um... Yeah... I'll be fine," I lied.
"Have you been crying?" he accused. I sighed.
"No...?" I was always a really bad liar. Or good, depending on how you look at it. "What's up, anyway?"
"I just thought I'd call, see where you are," Gerard replied.
"Oh, well, I'm at my place." I had to cover the receiver as I sniffed back tears.
"Uh... Yeah. Bye!"
The line went dead. I sighed, dropping the phone to the bed, when the doorbell rang. I heard dad yell "Get that, son!" and trudged downstairs, wiping my eyes as he went. I swung the door open and blinked in surprise at the dark-haired boy on the other side.
"Hey, what're you doing here?" I frowned.
"I was in the area, I thought I'd see if you were in, listen, will you just tell me what's up? I might be able to help," he rushed. I
Burden Ukraine_Russia[Warning] Contains sibling discipline!Burden Ukraine_Russia5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Ivan hesitated outside the door for a long while. He fidgeted with the end of his scarf all the while, one hand pulling away to reach for the door handle only to pull it back. His breathing was shallow, chest aching with every inhale. His heart was thumping so loudly that it pounded in his ears. His hand moved towards the handle again, fingers closing around the cold metal. It squeaked a little as he turned it slowly, and the sound startled him so much that he froze. Letting go, the hinges on the door creaked as it opened about an inch. Everything was quiet for a few breaths before a feminine voice came from inside the room. "H-hello?"
"Mm ! I-it's me "
"Oh, Vanya! Don't stand outside, come " She paused as the door creaked open further, her younger brother slipping inside. Her eyes widened as he closed the door behind him, his eyes averted to the side. His coatthe scarf They were both stained with blood. It
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of a killer you made me into -
but you'll never know,
- because you're already dead.
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Gerard sits with Frank in his lap who rested his head on his shoulder, Gerard's hand laid under the smaller mans collar and touches his shoulder feeling the scar left behind, it's been a week since they killed Wyhit and Gerard has desired to throw a large party for all clans "It messed my tats up." Frank moaned, Gerard moved the shirt aside and kissed the skin,
"A little messed but you look gorgeous as the day I met you."
"Ummm I see."
"No baby I mean it. You remember, you where outside in the rain, just looked up at the sky you had just ran away from you father and there was a bruise on your face right here points to Frank's right eye you blushed when I touched your face."
"You fucked me into your mattress."
"Frank I loved you into that mattress."
"Sorry." Gerard smiled and took a kiss of Frank's lips.
"Come on London, Gerard is not throwing this party because he's bored he's throwing it because Wyhit is dead." Mikey said looking at his hair in the mirror, the ba
Frerard Download Kiss "The dirty looks..."Frerard Download Kiss8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Well, to me, things sure did look dirty. But not quite in that way.
"The photographs your boyfriend took..."
Would I let Frank take photographs if I was his boyfriend? Oooh, he's coming up to me.
"You said you'd read me like a book..."
If I could read his expression right then something good was about to happen. He was close now, very close, still strumming away at his guitar, yet looking into my eyes. Suddenly, his lips met my cheek.
"But the pages are- oh, lemme just kiss him."
I didn't finish the line, but forced my lips on his, not being able to manage it as well as I had hoped. I moaned away from the microphone as our tongues colided, and heard yet more screams from the crowd. Homophobes or fangirls? I didn't care which; all that mattered at that moment was Frank.
Yet as soon as it had started, it ended. I quickly found my place in the song and continued
bella drinkbella drink5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I moved forward, and the frantic intensity of Edward's thoughts only heightened the excitement. It was unlike anything elsethe suspense of the hunt; the scream of terror from the victim that heralded the vampire's thirst and made the venom swirl inside his mouth. I had consumed countless mortals since the birth of this new life, and yet I never tired of the delicious thrill that awaited me each time I smelled that familiar scent each time I tasted an enchanting, new flavor.
This girl was no exception.
I sucked in the air indulgently. How could any immortal resist? She was practically there for the taking. I shattered every barrier I'd formed to keep Edward from my thoughts. I wanted him to hear. I wanted to laugh when the horror was unmasked in his young, stubborn eyes. I did laugh. Caius met my eyes across the room, and a smile broke the childish petulance of his face. How amusing it was! To have set up such ridiculous preliminaries; making t
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So I packed my bags and waited at the station.
Ten minutes. Fifteen. Twenty. Half an hour.
We'd missed the last train.
But you'd said "Run away with me."
An hour. Two. Three. It was raining and dark and cold.
But you'd said "Run away with me."
Four. Five. Six. I'd called you so many times. No answer.
But you'd said "Run away with me."
Seven. She'd come out looking for me. She found me and made me come back.
But you'd said "Run away with me."
I made her stop outside your house. I looked in the window.
You were sat there on the sofa watching TV. With her.
But you'd said "Run away with me."
I kicked over plant pots. I trampled your perfect little front lawn. I destroyed the flowers that you grew there until she dragged me back to the car.
But you'd said "Run away with me."
I slept in the spare room that night and every night that week. I wouldn't leave. By the second day, she gave up and brought my food in for
The First Time - WaycestThe First Time - Waycest3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The first time is always different.
Their first kiss was soft, hesitant, neither sure if they should pursue it further. Then Mikey sighed and tangled his fingers in Gerard's hair, pulling the older closer. And well things went from there.
Their first "I love you" meant as a couple, not as brothers - was adorable. They sat together on the couch, just enjoying the presence of one another. Mikey was sitting in Gerard's lap, head tucked under his brothers' chin, absently playing with Gerard's hair.
"I love you," he blurted, realizing just how true it was when Gee kissed him softly and replied, "I love you, too."
Their first time was clumsy yet sweet. Neither had ever done it that way before, and they both sorta fumbled through it. It was special and perfect because of how awkward it felt, and the fact that they spent it together.
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That's right, I'm a man who's attracted to men. If you don't like it, tough.
Anywho I had been leading up to this for a while. One of the traditions that me and my friends had been doing since freshmen year (It was senior year that this was happening) was lunch at the local Wendy's every Thursday. On our last gathering before Thanksgiving, I "came out" to my friends. Sort of. See, I told them I was bi. Not cuz I didn't want to be gay, by then I was ok with it. No, it was cuz I didn't think I really was gay. Oh boy was I wrong.
Not only did I "come out" to them, but I told them who I had been crushing on for a long time. His name is Michael. Sexy, sorta caring, and out as bi to his friends(though I didn't learn that till afterwords). So they started to give me advice, an
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I lost track of how many hours I've spend in front of the computer. Ian's voice brought me back to reality.
"Amy has to go back in her dorm."
"Oh! I'll drive her, no problem", I jumped from my chair and rubbed my eyes. I saw Amy sitting on the couch, half asleep. I didn't realize it was that late. Ian shook her shoulder lightly as I searched for my car keys. While he was saying to Amy I'm gonna drive her, I've found my keys and I teased Ian:
"You tidy up this place while I'm out!"
"Will not!" he protested and Amy smiled drowsily.
When we entered the car, I asked her: "Now that you have nothing to hide, will you let me take you to your dorm, not just your school?"
"I didn't lie when I told Ian I live nearby."
"Fine. Just drive on the route to school and I'll warn you when to take a turn", she sat back in her seat.
It didn't take us long to get to her dormitory. I parked in front of a huge yellow building.
"Thanks. See you next week", Amy said as she was abo