A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
simpsons tickling 2Bart and Lisa are sitting in front of the television watching Itchy and Scratch. Bart just starts mindlessly laughing before the cartoon even started. Lisa stairs at him with a confused look. Lisa asks "What are you laughing about the cartoon hasn't even come on yet?" Bart replies, "Because today I gave Millhouse such an atomic wedgie that he wouldn't walk right for a week." "Bart that is awful. Millhouse is suppose to be your friend, I'm telling mom," yelled Lisa. "No I don't think you will be telling anyone, because well you weren't look I slipped something in your drink, and you will be in about 3... 2... 1." Bart said smugly. By the time Bart finished talking, Lisa was out cold. He then slowly dragged his unconscious sister up to her room. He then is begun to tie her down to her bed. When Lisa finally awake she was tied to her very own bed. Looking down upon her was Bart snickering like a mad man. Bart began to slowly walk around her laughing and plotting. "Untie me, what the hellsimpsons tickling 25 years ago in Humor More Like This
Kidnapped Chapter 2Kidnapped? Chapter 2Kidnapped Chapter 25 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
Bart Simpson walked in his house and plopped on the couch. He reached for the remote and pressed the on button. Itchy & Scratchy was on, so he continued to watch TV. Marge walked in the room with a concerned look on her face.
"Bart, have you seen your sister Lisa?" she asked.
"She went to the library I think."
"How long has she been there?"
"I don't know."
"Did she say when she was coming back?"
"Okay, thanks Bart."
Marge walked in the kitchen and grabbed her car keys.
"Bart, stay here with Maggie, I'm running to the Kwik-E-Mart really quick, I'll be back in ten minutes."
"kay." Bart responded. As soon as she left, Bart grabbed the telephone and dialed Milhouse's number.
"Hey Milhouse wanna come over?"
"Well, I'm doing my homework..."
"Homework can eat my shorts."
"Okay I'll be over then-" and the dail tone was all left to hear. Bart hung up the phone and immediatley bursted in, panting.
"Sorry I took so long, Bart. I was looking for.
Kidnapped Ch. 5Kidnapped! Chapter 5Kidnapped Ch. 55 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
Milhouse Van Houten ran down the sidewalk past his house. His mom, Luann, called for him many times, but he ignored her. The only thing on his mind was the fact that his true love was gone. And It could be that way for rest of his life. He stopped at what seemed to be a Great Shadow. It looked all too firmiliar -- and sounded that way too.
"What are you doing, guffball?" came the voice.
"I was looking for...Maggie?" Milhouse tried again. Then a pounding sensation flew into the center of his stomach.
"HA-HA!" came a laugh from the same voice.
"Nelson! Leave me alone!" moaned Milhouse.
"That's for actually caring about people!" he declaired, walking in a different direction. Milhouse paced down the sidewalk once more.
After a long half hour of scattering around town for Lisa, he was led back to the Simpson's house, in search for Bart's letter. He bursted through the door, identical as how he did previously, and swarmed Bart for the letter.
"Give me the letter! I ne
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Lisa: Should we tell Mom what happened to Dad's car? *Lisa put her seatbelt on*
Homer: Uh, kids Let's just pretend that 'thing' with the car, never happened.
Lisa: Ok, Dad *Lisa sighed sadly*
Bart: It'll cost ya, Homer!
Homer: How much? *Homer looked at Bart with mild frustration*
Bart: Ten bucks. *Bart opened and closed his hand as if to say 'Gimme'*
Seymour: Not in my car, young man! *Seymour started driving his car*
Homer: He sure told you, boy! *Homer laughed at Bart*
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Thank god! *Bart jumped out of the car*
Lisa: Just in time. *Lisa looked at Homer then got out of the car quickly*
Seymour: Ok everyone, remember to stick
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
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The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
Clobber girl vs Drake part 2Lisa was up in her room reading a book when she heard a sound. YOU GOT MAIL! A voice said. She went over to her computer and saw the mail. It was a video link. Lisa clicked the link and saw a man. He was green in the face and had some sort of red costume on him with a large D on it. Hello Lisa, the man said or should I call you Clobber girl? Lisa got scared. How does he now my true identity? she fought. My name is Drake and I have got a little surprise for you. The man said and moved away from the camera. And behind him Allison sat. She was sitting on a chair with her hands behind her back. She had pink duct tape wrapped around her ankles, waist and upper body. She also had a big piece of pink duct tape on her mouth. Mmmmfghphh! Allison screamed as she tried to get loose. Isnt she cute like that? Drake said smiling into the camera. Listen Clobber girl: meat me at Springfield Squid port warehClobber girl vs Drake part 26 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Clobber girl vs Drake part 3Clobber girl got to the foot of the mountain and started to climb it. It took about 20 minutes before she saw a hidden base located inside a cave. Clobber girl went in. She sneaked down a corridor and suddenly heard Drakes voice. Finally! he said standing in front of a big machine The signal is being sent out and soon everyone will be under my control Not if I can help it! Clobber girl said and walked towards him. Ahh! Clobber girl. Somehow Im not surprised that youre safe. I guess Im going to have to tie you up again. Boundus! Drake shouted and a big blue robot came into the room. This is my latest invention. Tie her up! he said and the robot attacked Clobber girl. It threw some rope at her but Clobber girl ducked and came running towards it. She punched it but got no result. Aoow! That hurts without powers she said. The robot then grabbed her ankles and mummified her from neck tClobber girl vs Drake part 36 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Bart's Evil Doings: A Tickle StoryHomer and Marge had just gone out for their anniversary date where they go on a "date" to help add excitement in the marriage and the bedroom, but that's their thing. They decided that Bart and Lisa were mature enough to stay home alone for a couple hours. But even though Lisa was two years younger than Bart, she was left in charge of Bart and Maggie. As you can imagine, Bart had quite a cow!Bart's Evil Doings: A Tickle Story1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Bart came up with a plan to get his revenge on Lisa. He waited for his parents to leave. He stayed in the kitchen while Lisa watched documentaries in the living room. As he predicted, Lisa fell asleep on the couch. She should have never done that....
Lisa awoke in her room tied to her bed. Bart was standing next to her. "Bart what are you doing! Untie me or Mom and Dad will be getting some rather angry phone calls!" yelled a very angry and confused Lisa.
Bart replied, "This is for Mom and Dad putting you in charge!"
Lisa said, "What!? It wasn't my choice! The only reason I won't let you drink dad'
simpsons ticklingThe Simpson family was sitting in the kitchen eating their breakfast.simpsons tickling5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Hurry up kids, Marge said or you?gonna be late for school. No problem mam, said Bart, if I?ate I?just stay at home for the day. Homer gets from his chair and started looking for his keys. Marge he wined, were are my keys?? I can?ind them anywhere. Look at the door, they could still be on the door! Right said Homer, see you tonight he said. With this Homer left to work. As he left the house, the school bus stopped at the front door. See you this evening kids said Marge. Bart and Lisa said bye and jumped at the school bus.
Bart had already some practical jokes in mind for the day. He would draw some graffiti at the wall of the principal?ffice, throw a rat in the girls bathroom and some more stuff.
At lunch he made his plans come true and cached a rat, he went to the little girls room and threw it in there. Screams filled the room. Willie and principal Skinner ran to the girl?oom. Aargh, it seems like there? war out the
Pokemon PrisonerPokémon PrisonerPokemon Prisoner2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
This story is a work of fiction. It contains an account of a minor male in mild bondage, being involuntarily tickled as an interrogation. The characters in this story are the property of Nintendo GameBoy and GameFreak, and are used in a non-profit, non-affiliated manner by artistic license. This tale is not part of the official Pokémon storyline. Dorain©
Ash, Misty and Brock were once again lost in the woods, and decided to camp for the night. The tiny campfire flickered away, making the shadows dance merrily on the four sleeping bags. Suddenly, the ears perked up on the figure in the littlest bag.
"Pika?" the little yellow rodent asked as it looked off into the darkness. Its ears swiveled off to the left. Popping quickly out of the sleeping bag, it ran off into the darkness, following the sound it heard. The other sleepers didn't notice its departure.
"Prepare for trouble !"
Top Movies that are not goodTop 10 that are not so good as everybody sayTop Movies that are not good3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
There are movies that considered good, to be that best of the year or ever, but as Penn and Teller woad tell you their no suck thing as the best, so lets dig in and get read for the hate mail coz here my Top 10 that are not so good as everybody say
10 Social network I didn't watch this but I think is completely pointless, and have plans watching it. The movie is about that guy who invent facebook, and hate facebook it pointless you can't meet anyone who like to meet and very annoying, I know movie is not about facebook and maybe a good movie but I'm sick of that guy and his web side
09 Transformers 2007 I hate what they did with this one, they destroy all what is Transformers in this movie, the characters are total about of place, the story is lame, human characters over rated in the movie, Megan Fox can't act and it does have lot to with origina
Toxic GadgetToxic Gadget10 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
An Inspector Gadget/The Simpsons fanfic by TheShroudedAssassin.
It was a sunny day in metro city, Gadget was cleaning his car inside
the garage, Penny was outside reading a book on the doorstep and
Brain was outside playing in the garden, a strange ringing sound was
heard not long after.
"Uncle Gadget! isn't that the top secret gadget phone?" Asked Penny.
"Ah yes, you're right Penny!" Replied Gadget as he put the phone to
his right ear "Hello chief, is that you?".
"Of course it's me Gadget, who else would it be?!" Snapped chief
"Ah sorry chief, are you okay? you seem quite agitated." Said the
"Yes I'm fine Gadget, now that's get on with business, meet me at the
Springfield power plant right away! it's urgent!" Demanded chief
"Right chief, I'll be there as soon as I can." Gadget put down the
phone and walked towards Penny and Brain.
"What did chief Quimby say uncle?" Kindl
Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"