A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Lisa: Should we tell Mom what happened to Dad's car? *Lisa put her seatbelt on*
Homer: Uh, kids Let's just pretend that 'thing' with the car, never happened.
Lisa: Ok, Dad *Lisa sighed sadly*
Bart: It'll cost ya, Homer!
Homer: How much? *Homer looked at Bart with mild frustration*
Bart: Ten bucks. *Bart opened and closed his hand as if to say 'Gimme'*
Seymour: Not in my car, young man! *Seymour started driving his car*
Homer: He sure told you, boy! *Homer laughed at Bart*
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Thank god! *Bart jumped out of the car*
Lisa: Just in time. *Lisa looked at Homer then got out of the car quickly*
Seymour: Ok everyone, remember to stick
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
simpsons tickling 2Bart and Lisa are sitting in front of the television watching Itchy and Scratch. Bart just starts mindlessly laughing before the cartoon even started. Lisa stairs at him with a confused look. Lisa asks "What are you laughing about the cartoon hasn't even come on yet?" Bart replies, "Because today I gave Millhouse such an atomic wedgie that he wouldn't walk right for a week." "Bart that is awful. Millhouse is suppose to be your friend, I'm telling mom," yelled Lisa. "No I don't think you will be telling anyone, because well you weren't look I slipped something in your drink, and you will be in about 3... 2... 1." Bart said smugly. By the time Bart finished talking, Lisa was out cold. He then slowly dragged his unconscious sister up to her room. He then is begun to tie her down to her bed. When Lisa finally awake she was tied to her very own bed. Looking down upon her was Bart snickering like a mad man. Bart began to slowly walk around her laughing and plotting. "Untie me, what the hellsimpsons tickling 26 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
Kidnapped Ch. 5Kidnapped! Chapter 5Kidnapped Ch. 55 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
Milhouse Van Houten ran down the sidewalk past his house. His mom, Luann, called for him many times, but he ignored her. The only thing on his mind was the fact that his true love was gone. And It could be that way for rest of his life. He stopped at what seemed to be a Great Shadow. It looked all too firmiliar -- and sounded that way too.
"What are you doing, guffball?" came the voice.
"I was looking for...Maggie?" Milhouse tried again. Then a pounding sensation flew into the center of his stomach.
"HA-HA!" came a laugh from the same voice.
"Nelson! Leave me alone!" moaned Milhouse.
"That's for actually caring about people!" he declaired, walking in a different direction. Milhouse paced down the sidewalk once more.
After a long half hour of scattering around town for Lisa, he was led back to the Simpson's house, in search for Bart's letter. He bursted through the door, identical as how he did previously, and swarmed Bart for the letter.
"Give me the letter! I ne
Zeros To Heros part 1Zeros To Heros part 14 years ago in Profiles More Like This
catdragon4: Bless my soul
They were on a roll
Persons of the week in every Greek opinion poll
Those are pros
They could stop a show
Point them at a villan and you're talking SRO
They were some no ones
Now they are honchos
They are heros
They were some kids with their act down pat
From zeros to heros in no time flat
Zeros to heros just like that
When they smiled
The fans went wild with
oohs and aahs
And they slapped their faces
On ev'ry vase
Brad hits catdragon4 on the head (on ev'ry "vase")
From appearance fees and royalties
Our pros had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
They could tell you
What's a Grecian urn?
There they go again
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome 10 for 10
Folks lined up
Just to watch them flex
And this perfect package
packed a pair of pretty pecs
Loonies, they come,
they see, they conquers
Honey, the crowds were
They showed the moxie brains, and spunk
From zeros to heros some major hunks
Zeros to heros and who'da th
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime s
My heroes in drawingMy heroes in drawing:My heroes in drawing5 years ago in Biography & Memoir More Like This
Charles M. Schulz
Wolfgang "Woolie" Reitherman
EUROPEAN drawed heroes:
Christopher Nielsen (NO)
Arild Midthun (NO)
Jan Lööf (SW)
Per Åhlin (SW)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Mobians 01I'm in the mood for something TMNT-related, so I decided to make a fanmake of the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie (the one from 1990). I'm a huge fan of the Ninja Turtles, so I have the feeling this is gonna be fun for me.Teenage Mutant Ninja Mobians 012 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I wanna thank Terranova210486, who helped me with choosing pretty much half the cast for this. Thanks a lot.
And now, here's the first chapter.
Chapter 1: Mobian Power
Our story begins in one of the most famous places in the U.S.A.: New York City. It was a typical day in the Big Apple. Streets were crowded, with people going to whatever places they needed to go.
At some point in one street, some teenager discreetly grabbed a wallet from someone's pocket. That someone didn't notice it at all. While walking among the citizens of New York, the teenager discreetly gave the wallet to another teenager. That teenager did the same thing with a third teenager, and so on and so forth.
After a while, the latest teenager to have that wallet casually rested against a wal
Toxic GadgetToxic Gadget2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
An Inspector Gadget/The Simpsons fanfic by TheShroudedAssassin.
It was a sunny day in metro city, Gadget was cleaning his car inside
the garage, Penny was outside reading a book on the doorstep and
Brain was outside playing in the garden, a strange ringing sound was
heard not long after.
"Uncle Gadget! isn't that the top secret gadget phone?" Asked Penny.
"Ah yes, you're right Penny!" Replied Gadget as he put the phone to
his right ear "Hello chief, is that you?".
"Of course it's me Gadget, who else would it be?!" Snapped chief
"Ah sorry chief, are you okay? you seem quite agitated." Said the
"Yes I'm fine Gadget, now that's get on with business, meet me at the
Springfield power plant right away! it's urgent!" Demanded chief
"Right chief, I'll be there as soon as I can." Gadget put down the
phone and walked towards Penny and Brain.
"What did chief Quimby say uncle?" Kindl
My taste of actorsMy taste of voice actors/actors/actresses:My taste of actors5 years ago in Biography & Memoir More Like This
Jean Vander Pyl
Captain Lou Albano
David Ogden Stiers
Tabitha St. Germain
Per Sandborgh (SWE)
Terje Formoe (NO)
Kidnapped Chapter 2Kidnapped? Chapter 2Kidnapped Chapter 26 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
Bart Simpson walked in his house and plopped on the couch. He reached for the remote and pressed the on button. Itchy & Scratchy was on, so he continued to watch TV. Marge walked in the room with a concerned look on her face.
"Bart, have you seen your sister Lisa?" she asked.
"She went to the library I think."
"How long has she been there?"
"I don't know."
"Did she say when she was coming back?"
"Okay, thanks Bart."
Marge walked in the kitchen and grabbed her car keys.
"Bart, stay here with Maggie, I'm running to the Kwik-E-Mart really quick, I'll be back in ten minutes."
"kay." Bart responded. As soon as she left, Bart grabbed the telephone and dialed Milhouse's number.
"Hey Milhouse wanna come over?"
"Well, I'm doing my homework..."
"Homework can eat my shorts."
"Okay I'll be over then-" and the dail tone was all left to hear. Bart hung up the phone and immediatley bursted in, panting.
"Sorry I took so long, Bart. I was looking for.
Nukid101's Top 30 6th Generation Games: 15 - 11Nukid101's Top 30 6th Generation Games: 15 - 115 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Hey everyone. Many apologies for the wait on this one, but I’ve finally gotten it up. Here is part 4 of my countdown!
Nukid101’s Top 30 6th Generation Games: 15 – 11
Tales Of Symphonia (2003)
In my life as a video gamer, I have only played two Tales Of games. The first is obviously Symphonia, but the other is the more recent Tales Of Graces which was...okay, I guess. It wasn’t bad but not especially good either. It was a very generic, safe story with some decent characters and a standard battle system. Decent enough, but not what I was expecting from a series which is often given heavy praise for its grey morality, dark themes such as racism and genocide, and a villain who is likely a well intentioned extremist.
All of which is seen in Tales Of Symphonia. The game was for many – including myself – their first introduction to the series and could be considered the Final Fantasy VII of its franc
Destiny Awaits - Anthro Dragon TF"Airman, you messed up again!"Destiny Awaits - Anthro Dragon TF3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
This familiar cry came once again to Airman Patrick Zuspann. He was always a screw up, barely passed Air force basic training and technical school. Everything he did, he always messed up in some way, this time it was really big.
"Do you know how much that pump cost? That is the new P-7583 'Water Hog,' it has a computerized meter that records how much water it pumps out. It's worth 15,000 dollars," his supervisor said.
"I'm sorry sir. I didn't know there was sewage in that trench. I should have looked better," Zuspann said.
"Zuspann, I swear one more screw up like this, and I will find some reason to kick you out," his supervisor said.
"Yes sir," Zuspann said.
"Just go home and try, TRY to not get yourself killed."
"Yes sir," he said.
Zuspann really did try hard to get things right. It was just every time he did something with his plumbing job, something went wrong. He installed a new water heater, and the water lines would break. He put in new lines and t
A life changing e-mailFor those of you who have e-mail, we get alot of junk mail...am I right? admit it we do, and you delete them straight away, well..not this time, one caught my eye, mistake number 1! Anyway, Im now a dragon, yes thats right. a dragon but Im getting ahead of myself here, perhaps I should start from the beginning.A life changing e-mail6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
"Chris!!, get up your going to be late for work! get your butt outta your pit and come down for breakfast!"
That was my Mom, shes always nagging, shouting at me from downstairs at the start of every single morning.
"Okay Mom! Im doing it sheesh"
I reluctently get out of bed, dragging my feet across the carpet, still half asleep I might add, rubbing the sleep out my eyes I get to the bathroom door.
"Bugger....locked, Helen! get out of there Im going to be late"
"Quit your whining Chris! Im doing my hair"
I bang on the door, frustrated, I dont have time for this, I kick the door and slump on the wall, Helen, my sister, has always hogged the bathroom at the start of every morning,
Spyro: Price of Darknes ch. 1Price of DarknessSpyro: Price of Darknes ch. 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"She's wonderful, isn't she?" A black dragoness asked her purple dragon mate.
"She is indeed Cynder." The purple dragon replied.
The one they were talking about was the little dark blue dragoness sitting on the floor in front of them. She had hatched just moments ago and was looking all around her surroundings, getting accustomed to where she was. After a couple of minutes she attempted to get up, and with the help from her parents was able to walk to them and examined them more.
The setting is the mighty Dragon city of Warfang, just a month after the attack from the Earth Dragon tribe. The wall has been rebuilt and all of the Guardians are all healthy once more. To Ember's surprise Statica made a quick recovery and was back in the council chamber before she was officially released. Glacia has also laid her egg and waits for it to hatch with her loving mate, Murghus. The Ice Queen, Krystal, has also become pregnant from her mate Adrian. All is well in Warfa
Spyro: Price of Darkness ch. 2MeltorSpyro: Price of Darkness ch. 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The band of dragons charging the city of Kennith met with heavy resistance on their way. Large fireballs flew over their heads, but none had hit their target. Once at the wall they dove down and tackled the dragons on it, sparing their lives by knocking them out. Flame motioned his paw to Aden to take his team with him. Aden obeyed and led the dragons of Warfang to deal with any resistance inside the city, leaving Flame with Zachariah and his followers.
"Where would Meltor be?" Flame asked.
"He is a coward, never shows his face when a battle begins." Zachariah answered. "My best guess would be the throne room with the king."
"Okay, take your men and meet me there." Flame ordered. "I have someone I must see first."
"As you wish Master Flame." Zachariah replied before running off with his troops.
Once they were gone Flame turned to a recovering fire dragon and put a paw on his neck.
"Where can I find the prison cells?" he asked.
"In, in the main street, five blocks down!" The frig
Dragon TG TF Chapter 2."On your feet boy," he says casually. I warily stand up, careful not to make any sudden moves. I'm soaking wet from the river and shivering from the cold and from fright.Dragon TG TF Chapter 2.4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"True what he said?"
"Yes sir," I say with my head down.
"How much d'ya steal?"
I immediately, though still slowly, pull out the wad of bills from my pocket. Straightening out the paper I count a petty thirty dollars, and hand it over to him.
He glances down at the money in his hand, juts his jaw, then his eyes dart back to me. I just stand there shivering, awaiting whatever judgment he might pass. I must look pathetic.
"Eaten lately?" he asks. He turns around, holstering his weapon, and flips open a pocket on the side of his dragon's saddle. He pulls out a flask, which he drinks from, then a square package wrapped in brown wax paper. He opens it up to reveal a sandwich, which he tears down the middle and hands half to me.
I silently take the food. Sliced meat, real cheese, tomatoes, rye bread it's enough to nea
Es, Ch. 4: Flames of a Date Deep in sleep Ember dreamed of a flame in a meadow. Ember was standing in the field of flowers as the flame approached. The small clump of fire came closer to Ember, not leaving burnt flowers nor a trail of fire, and as it came Ember began to feel a happiness she has never felt before. Soon it formed into a young red dragon, about equal to the age of Ember. "Hi Ember," It said.Es, Ch. 4: Flames of a Date5 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Hello, I've been waiting for you." Ember replied. But just as soon as it came it started walking away. "Wait, where are you going?" Ember said questioning its action.
"Away." It said.
"You just got here!" Ember cried out.
"No, I never came." It said, now in the voice of Spyro.
To that Ember woke. Here pillow was lightly wet with tears. 'What time is it' Ember thought. Rubbing her eyes and looking at her clock which read 11:37 so she t
Amulet and Ring part 2This text contains TF and/or TG as well as mild sexual scenes and bad languageAmulet and Ring part 24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
So if you don't like any of the above, go find something else to read
The TGF Writer
I swallowed hard as the creature came closer.
"Don't run." Flora warned with a whisper. "And whatever you do, don't try to harm it."
The running part did sound tempting, though making that monster angry was the last thing that would've crossed my mind.
Flora immediately went to her knees, and bowed her head as low as she could, mumbling something under her breath as the beast came to a halt, no more than a couple dozen feet from us.
For an instant I wondered why the people revered the creature as if it were a god, I was certain that, had the villagers tried, they'd be able to hunt it down despite its large form.
Looking down at the ruined food, the creature then looked back at us, I got the feeling it was angrier than b
Chapter 1: A Third SurvivorIt was the middle of the night. The moon as high as it would go on this peaceful night. The only sounds that could be heard were the nightly animals moving about, the cool summer breeze blowing though the trees, and Terador walking slowly. He would always be out around this time since there was always minimal movment, and little to disturb his research of any new herbs that may grow during this time of peace. As he carefuly walked he came onto a clearing where two ape comanders stood checking the area. He layed down out of their sights and carefuly moved so they were in his sights.Chapter 1: A Third Survivor4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Area cleared. No dragons or any suspicious movement at all in this region." One of them spoke turning around to face the other.
"Hey do you have any idea why Malefor has us doing these inspecions almost every night? It wasn't intill some time in the last couple days he had all of us start doing this." The other shook his head.
"No idea. The only one would be Posion Tooth since he is always with Male
Halloween: Costume TF StoryHalloween Costume TF StoryHalloween: Costume TF Story5 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
My name is Sean, I'm a 23 year old IT Student at Forth Valley College in Stirling
I was 6'3" tall and a bit on the skinny side. I didn't have a lot muscle on me and I ain't exactly on the strong side either. But I was no pushover, I used to do a lot Ti-chi when I was living in England mainly for my heart due to problems growing up. But I did learn quite a few defensive moves that could break an arm or two without much effort.
Anyway it was Tuesday evening and I was chatting away to two of my MSN friends in group chat, Malky & Iain. I had known these two guys for years on various forums and messenger, we were all big football supporters. Myself and Malky being big supporters of Celtic football club and we had met up at a few games over the last year. Iain was a supporter of city rivals Rangers and we had yet came up with a plan that would suit all parties for a meet up. That was until a few weeks ago.
"Man how did I let you guys rope me into this
Mud Dragon Tf Part 1"Come on, mom! Why can't I go?" I asked, now on my knees. I had just been invited to go on a hiking trip with my friends, and my mom says it would be too dangerous. I was all prepared and everything!Mud Dragon Tf Part 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"I said NO! The wilderness is too dangerous for you to be romping around with your friends in. There are wolves, bears, bugs, and lots of other things that could hurt you. For the last time, the answer is no." And with that, she turned around, and resumed making dinner.
I was going on that trip, whether she wanted me to go or not. I wanted- no, needed to go on this trip, and my mom isn't going to be thing to stop me! I played along, acting bummed that I couldn't go, already having an idea in my head. The trip was to be at tomorrow at 3:00, right after school ends. I could simply go with one of my friends' houses instead of going home, and go on the trip.