OCPT - Caine, the Strike-Out King(Shinn walks over to the drinks table and sees Caine scouting the backyard)OCPT - Caine, the Strike-Out King2 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
Shinn: Sooo….is this all you’re gonna be doing at this party? I mean, you’ve been scouting this place for the past 20 minutes.
Caine: Kehehe….Oh Shinn, your naivety astounds me. You see, after the impossible task that your little puffy friend was able to accomplish of getting a beautiful woman into the hot tub all on his own, i’ve decided to turn this into a little game. I bet you I can seduce a woman as easily, if not easier, than that little square did.
Shinn: …..Wait, are you serious? Are you sure you aren’t just jealous of Cakuchi’s success? I mean look at him over there, you can see how women can find him adorable.
(Both Shinn and Caine peer over to see Cakuchi still in the hot tub with Mona, this time giving her a foot massage, Cakuchi waves back again)
Shinn: Now, compare that with you, and I don’t think women will see the same charm in you as they se
AMERICA WITH CLEVERBOTUser: Hey who am I?AMERICA WITH CLEVERBOT3 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: Hey you.
User: NO IM AMERICA.
Cleverbot: Where in america were you created?
Cleverbot: I asked *where*?
Cleverbot: Do you like it?
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: ITS 9:00 AM!
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User: YOU DONT KNOW METH!
Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with you.
User: I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU!,STUPID.
User: NEVER MIND WHAT COUNTRY ARE YOU?
Cleverbot: What gender do you think I am?
User: A MALE.
Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?
User: I EAT HAMBURGERS AND DRINK SODA'S.
Cleverbot: Do you like batman?
User: NO I AM BETTER THAN HIM.
Cleverbot: You're better than me?
Cleverbot: Now, what did you need help with?
User: WHAT COUNTRY ARE YOU.
Cleverbot: Venezuela and you?
User: IM AMERICA.
Cleverbot: Oh, hi America!
User: HOWS YOUR DAY GOING FATTY?
User: AHAHAH IM HAVING A GOOD DAY.
Cleverbot: What has made your day so good?
User: BECAUSE IM
MLP Additional Songs: The Arbiter's SongSung in Season 4 Episode 3: "Castle Mane-ia"MLP Additional Songs: The Arbiter's Song16 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
You can't be tied for the MOST daring pony!
HEY! The first shit someone gives to me, I'll say THIS to them!
(The featured dancers enter)
I've a duty as the referee
At the start of the match
On behalf of all our sponsors
I must welcome you
Which I do -- there's a catch
I don't care if you're a champion
No one messes with me
I am ruthless in upholding
What I know is right
Black or white -- as you'll see
I'm on the case, can't be fooled
Any objection is overruled
Yes I'm the Arbiter and I know best
She's impartial, don't push her, she's unimpressed
You got your tricks; good for you
But there's no gambit I don't see through
Oh I'm the Arbiter I know the score
From square one she'll be watching all 64
If you're thinking of
Shopping PenguinI said I'd one day make an animation using my Penguins again, and I did!Shopping Penguin1 day ago in Comedy More Like This
This is a little stop motion about shopping Penguins...
An Act of NonsenseAct OneAn Act of Nonsense2 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Setting: Six people are in a small house that has computers and monitors covering one wall. One of the people is a tall officer of Inasha and is sitting in front of a monitor. Four other officers are roaming around the room and collecting things in evidence bags. A male teenager is spinning in a chair. When he turns a full circle, we notice his hands are cuffed behind his back. Scene continues like this for a few seconds until the teen stops spinning and glares at all the police.
-Teenager (annoyed): Can ya please get outta my house now? Oh! And on the way out, take your bracelets back.
The teen tosses the handcuffs that he somehow got out of to the middle of the room. The seated officer looks over, not the least bit phased or surprised by the fact that the handcuffs were now off.
-Officer: Please co-operate, Azeel. Odds are if we leave now, your sorry arse is going to come back to the station with us. (He turns back to face the screens.) What the hell is all this?
TCI Test 2Ariana: hello hello this is yet another testTCI Test 22 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Chrissy: i just wanted to put all the contestants i have done together to see if their thumbnails are all relatively the same size
Emmett: hopefully not one thumbnail is bigger than the other
Hayley: i'm super excited though because I have gotten as far as Rafael
Rafael: lol that's me
Jaxson: meaning that there are only 5 more contestants left to draw
Kai: i'm so sorry it's taking forever but hopefully the wait will be worth it c:
Kallee: be sure to follow the TCI group to check for updates :icontotalcustomisland:
Logan: another thing i'm really excited to try are expressions
Mac: i don't have any examples drawn yet but i'm really excited to try them.
Quinn: i'll let you guys decide if they're easy to see because these thumbnails are pretty small so idk if you'll be able to see the expressions very well
Rachel: that's about it. stay tuned for more updates <3
Rafael: i look like a rapist
Sherry: tsamina mina eh eh waka waka eh eh
Team Young - BloopersTeam Young - Bloopers2 days ago in Comedy More Like This
[Metropolis Underground Bunker, Team Young along with Natalie and other soldiers gather around a stone table]
Natalie: We need to drive the Golduck Empire out of this city. We Golduck- wait Golduck? [Team Young and all the soldiers laugh]
*POKEMON TEAM YOUNG BLOOPERS AND OUTTAKES*
[The Beach, Team Young with Jenny and Cindy]
Zach: [Walks with Cindy] Well, I guess I’m up for some ice cream. [Slips and falls on back, Cindy gasps and laughs along with the rest of the gang]
Nick: [Laughing] That’s a blooper right there!
Melissa: [Walks over to Zach, giggling] Are you okay?
Zach: [Laughs and covers face] I’m okay.
[Train sleeping car, Tom and Nick share one room]
Nick: Goodnight, Tom. [Snuggles into bed]
Tom: [Sighs] Goodnight, Nick. [Gets comfy and closes eyes, opens them again, lets out a soft fart and then looks up at the ceiling, ashamed]
Nick: [Eyes are opened, staring at ceiling with a neutral emotion] I think I’m going to go for a walk. [Gets up]
'Madoka Tragica' ep.1: I met my Dream Goth Girl[Old camera reels] Me: Damn it I did not order the old movie reel for this production1'Madoka Tragica' ep.1: I met my Dream Goth Girl3 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Madoka: [running panicked through the hallway] wait, what am I running from again? I don't know how I got here.! Why did I decide to taste mom's special candy!! Running running ruinning! Shiny exit door! And I think I shall just walk now.” [Gets outside] "Are they filming a Tim Burton movie?" [Madoka has an airy, ditzy high-pitched voice]
[Watches Homura battle, battle sound effects]
Kyubey: [flat toned chipmunk voice] No you fool. An attractive young girl in a revealing cosplay is battling a giant monster and being thoroughly pummeled
Madoka: ...So, Tim Burton is doing hentai now?
Kyubey: Not shocking... At least he's trying something new for once.
Madoka: *gasp* Fluffy...
Kyuubey: Now then-
Madoka: So fluffy...
Kyuubey: I would like to propose-
Madoka: Can I pet you?
Kyuubey: No. Now, back to the subject...
Madoka: But you're so cute and fluffy!! I can't stand it!!
Kyuubey: RESTRAIN YOURSELF,
Wario Tennis Open TrailerHello readers! I'm WAAAARIO! And I'm here to tell you all about my AMAZING NEW novel written by some dude behind a computer, ABOUT ME! But you don't care about HIM, you care about ME! WAHAHA!Wario Tennis Open Trailer3 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Story: Me and my pal/lifeless drone who does my bidding Waluigi join a Tennis Tourney! Before you say that's stupid, you don't know that the grand prize is 1,000,000,000,000 dollars! WAHAHAHA! MONEY! ...Oh, and there's also an evil plot involving that turtle guy to create clone Marios to take over the... Coffee shop near the bush. I think. MONEY! WAHAHAHAHA!
Interactivity: YES! The writer... Whoever that guy is... is trying to think of interactivity with the reader. Somehow, someway. Whether that would be some guys voting for events, alt
Random Skits-Quick Author Time- I got bored, so don't go chasing me with torches and pitchforks, okay?Random Skits3 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Cassie: Well, we all won't be goin' on any adventures any time soon...
Cassie: Because of claw-damaged property...
Will: Hey! It was either the cat or the house and YOU said not to kill any more pets because of what happened last time!
Cassie: Missing science materials...
Rosanne: Oi! You try making a bloody hover board without the proper balance of urainium and hydro-sulfuric acids!
Cassie: Animal attacks on known criminals often ending in death...
Kiba: I'm sorry but when I see a hunter or a drug-dealer I snap and am not responsible for what I do!
Cassie: And finally a few deers in the local petting zoo were found mauled and or eaten...ew...
Grady: Sorry...It was a full moon and I was hungry...So...
Will: So...Anybody read today's paper?
Cassie: Yes...And you have three seconds to run...1...
Will: Later guys! *Jumps out window, lands and keeps running*
Loonatics Unleashed Epi. 12 Seas. 1 Pt. 4Loonatics Unleashed Epi. 12 Seas. 1 Pt. 44 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Loonatics Unleashed Brotherly Hate:
Episode 12. Season 1. Part 4
(Rev has woken up from being asleep. She looks up around her.)
Rev: Where… Wh-where am I??
Kent: Hello sleeping beauty finally awake.
Rev: You… So what are ya planning to do with me??
Kent: Well I don’t know… If I don’t have for what I want… It’s simple… Kill you.
Rev: Oh that’s harsh… (Dramatic) Oh yeah.. Now I’m a female now… Oh great idea why not I get kidnap now instead of a Princess oh boy great idea and hopin’ that my true love will find me… Plah, Blah!!
Kent: Oh you’re dramatic as more than you used to being a male… I assume…
Rev: I’m not being dramatic!!
Kent: Well can I tell you something. No one will
Do You Know Who Kristy Is?Do You Know Who Kristy Is?5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
You know about that pair of shoes over there in the corner? Yeah, the blue, open-toed high heels with the blue and white dotted bow on it. Well don’t touch them, they belong to Kristy! You know, Kristina Alf; everyone calls her ‘Kristy’ for short. She’s about twenty three, was raised by her father because her mother was thought to have went insane or something like that... She has a sister named Madison; I think she’s nineteen and she has a criminal record, OMG! Also she her brothers, Austin and Artie, they’re twins and I can’t believe she’s dating that idiot named Chris; he is a big baby despite how masculine he is, that pansy....
Anyways, she has long, black hair and blue eyes. She wears a lot of blue clothing, fancy skirts and make-up but her blush is the most noticeable. Plus, she owns an apartment chain and discovered diamonds in an abandoned mine, I’m so jealous because now she’s really rich. Now she live a tow
Alice NoAlice: *Breaks down Ludwig`s door*Alice No5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Alice (Yelling): Ludwig!
Ludwig (Surprised and annoyed): Alice?! What are you doing?!
*Alice grabs Ludwig and pulls her close to her face*
Alice (breathing heavily): Did... did you know... that we could have the cutest kids together?
Ludwig(disgusted and worried): Alice, what the fuck?!
Alice: C`mon Ludwig, think of the possibilities, think of the epic sex, think of the cute kittens, c`mon, c`mon, c`mon! *they begin to beg* Please, please, pleeeeaaasssseeee?!
Ludwig(angrily): Hang on! Is this one of your stupid plans to have sex with me?!
Alice(Deflated): No... yes... maybe... yeah...
Ludwig: Goddamn it Alice...
Creep pasta memei usually dont do things with creepypasta yet theyre so popular i actually know the main ones....idk who the hell some of the others are?Creep pasta meme5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
but da some rare shit with me ohadksdfad...
() You are thin and or tall
(x) You like/wear suits // i dont wear them aha
() You constantly feel that you're surrounded by idiots
(x) You're pale
(x) You enjoy the forest
(x) You follow people
(x) You enjoy having authority
() You like to mess with people. As in, picking up and throwing people (if you can't, then you would if you could)
() You have one or more people who you're the boss of
(/) You enjoy being alone // to a point.
Jeff the Killer
(x) You prefer a knife for a weapon
() Rabid fans scare the hell out of you
() You're vain
(/) You're insane // im not exactly mentally healthy. but im not insane
() You enjoy fighting
() You're arrogant
() You enjoy looking at yourself in the mirror
() You often find you can't catch a break
(x) You enjoy
Deserted Island Meme by ShyMixUpRULES:Deserted Island Meme by ShyMixUp5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
1.- To explain: Your OC’s are on a ‘special’ type of island, If they have powers (fly, transform, ect) they only can use (If they have) claws and their creature forms.
2.- Choose 4 OC’s
3.- DON’T look at the questions If you didn’t choose yet.
4.- Don’t change the questions. You can only change numbers for names and the gender.
5.- You can tag If you want. If you tag, tag 3.
6.- HAVE FUN! ^^
Choose your victims, I mean, your Oc’s:
1.- Hello dear travellers! First of all, How did you all end here? Let 1 explain it.
Death Battle - Anakin Skywalker vs Neo - Pre-FightDeath Battle - Anakin Skywalker vs Neo - Pre-Fight5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Johnny Zealous: "In fictional narrative, there's nothing more overused than the "prophesied messiah" archetype."
Lucas Zaboot: "Or as TV Tropes refers to it: 'The Chosen One,' yet when it comes to two of the biggest science-fiction franchises of all time, we got stiff wooden boards for messiahs…sigh*"
Johnny Zealous: "Anakin Skywalker, the Hero of the Clone Wars and prophesied to destroy the Sith."
Lucas Zaboot: "And Neo, the Hero of Humanity and prophesied to end the war with the machines."
Johnny Zealous: "Their abilities are great and their accomplishments are many."
Lucas Zaboot: "But there's only room for one wooden block that can save us all."
Johnny Zealous: "And tonight in the Death Battle booth, please welcome well-respected Death Battle host, the man who makes insanity respectable; MadnessAbe."
MadnessAbe: "Glad to be here gents. We're not gonna have a repeat of last time…"
Lucas Zaboot: "Heh, not this time." (pulls out a shotgun)
Johnny Zealous: "er- ahem* we're