Mr. and Mrs. Deer's Pitfall(Drive bumps into two deer)Mr. and Mrs. Deer's Pitfall1 day ago in Comedy More Like This
Drive: OH MY GOSH! WHAT DID I HIT!?!
(The driver goes and checks on deer)
Deer1: AHHHH!!!!!!! I'M DYYYYIIIIINNNNGGGG!!!
Driver: Oh my gosh! I hit two deer! I am so sorry.
Deer 2: Oh, that's okay. It was just an accident.
Deer 1: Sorry? SORRY!?! MY INTESTINES ARE SMUSHED AND DECAYING AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS SORRY!?!?!?!?!
Deer 2: Oh, dear, please be gentle.
Deer 1: NO! I DEMAND LEGAL CHARGES AGAINST THIS SON OF A WOLF MAMA! I WANT MY LAWYER! I WANT JUSTICE! I WANT REVENGE!
Driver: I am so sorry Mr. and Mrs. Deer for running you over, but you are deer. I can't guarantee that the court will really take those charges seriously or into consideration.
Deer 2: He's got a point, dear.
Deer 1: WHAT!?!?!?!
Deer 2: I mean, it happens everyday, and no deer really ever takes these case to court. Just the other day my cousin Philip was ran over
MFMBW Part 15All Dogs Go to Heaven 2MFMBW Part 151 day ago in Comedy More Like This
This is a good movie from my childhood days and one that I have enjoyed till this very day. Once again I have an affinity for talking dogs.
This movie starts off with Carface(Ernest Borgnine) talking to an employer over a pay phone in heaven(how it got there would be anyone's guess) about an item that he'll have on this very day. Carface's evil employer isn't happy that a dog is involved with getting this item and doesn't trust Carface(When the phone glows red we can guess this an evil presence as with phone burning and the red smoke we can assume that Carface is talking to some sort of devil). We then go deeper into heaven where there is an award ceremony for angel dogs who do good deeds. Carface and Charlie(Charlie Sheen) are there watching the Whippet Dog angel, now named Annabelle(Bebe Neuwirth) giving out awards for the deeds. Every dog gets one, including Carface(for being a halo polisher), but Charlie doesn't because he is a rebel dog; which Annabelle has
The crazy tyrantScene 1 ( The Elders )The crazy tyrant2 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Jaden : " Is this a joke? " .
Jack : " Be quiet, you baboon " .
Jaden countered : "Kiss my hairy ass ! "
Jack's response was an extremely bored expression.
They went together to the Elders .
Marta : "I heard there seems to be a problem? " .
Jaden : " This is all unnecessary babe , we discuss and at the end I have to pay for something i didnt done."
Marta : " Babe? I think you would be a very good prisoner? ".
Xena gets up from her seat .
Xena : "Keep a wizened woman , can you somehow appease ? " .
Marta snapped : "If my daughter is calling me wizened woman i will certainly not! "
Jaden : "Please listen to the the pretty woman with the large breasts ."
Marta rolled her eyes, " What a circus ."
Xena : "I'm just saying that we could send him on a mission instead of misappropriating
him money ."
Marta : "Stop this middleage crap , ... but thats a good point.
There is a certain man named Josep, a sick person I would look into prison if i could. Oh, um ... Jaden , you
Finally free: Part 9-B's home, see ya...Having a roof over my head when I opened my eyes today was pretty nice, stuff like that didn't happen very oftenFinally free: Part 9-B's home, see ya...2 days ago in Comedy More Like This
As well as stuff like: eating a big meal, getting to watch T.V and playing video games, but we did all of that this morning!
“This place is the best!” Jacky cheered as she and Marcus we’re playing on the Wii
“I’d have to agree with ya there” I chimed in, happy as ever to be eating a fresh batch of pancakes
Mr. and Mrs. Ambipolm where in the kitchen with me when a soft groan was heard from upstairs
“Morning sleepy head” Mrs. Ambipolm said happily
B staggered down the steps and greeted everyone with a sincere smile and a chuckle “Morning everyone!”
Mr.Ambipolm smiled and look at her “It seems like you’ve gotten a little better haven’t you?” he asked
“Yeah, just a little sore…Marcus? How’s your hand?” B asked
“Its fine” Marcus replied not taking an eye off of
I'm 85% stupid, god damn it1. [X] You have choked on water before.I'm 85% stupid, god damn it2 days ago in Comedy More Like This
2. [X] You have tripped down the stairs before.
3. [X] You have walked into a door.
4. [X] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
5. [X] You have walked into a wall.
6. [X] You have fallen going UP the stairs.
7. [X] You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them.
8. [ ] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet.
9. [X] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
10. [X] Right after a commercial comes on you forget the show you were watching.
11. [X] You have forgotten something that someone said.
12. [X] You sometimes don't understand sayings / jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out.
14. [X] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
15. [X] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.
16. [ ] You have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.
17. [X] You have played with fire.
18. [X] You've tripped over your own shoelace.
19. [x] You didn't even notice th
Lloyd and Lila's bad dreamLloyd and Lila's bad dream3 days ago in Comedy More Like This
(we begin at Denbourne on a stormy night and we go into Lloyd and Lila's bedroom were the twins were tossing, turning and whimpering this could mean there having bad dreams! in there dream cloud the twins were in a cereal bowl)
Lloyd: whoa were are we Lila?
Lila: i dunno twin brother...
Lloyd: looks like a cereal bowl
(A Giant figure of Krusty the Clown comes up with scary face paint and Lloyd and Lila hugs each other in fear as Krusty poor's milk in the cereal bowl nearly drowning the twins then when they came out of the milk for air Krusty poor's Froot Loops into the cereal bowl and puts his spoon in the bowl and takes the twins as well and before he could swallow theme the twins wake up terrified and then they stared at each other)
Lloyd: Lila, you OK sis? your sweating are you OK?
Lila: Me covered in sweat? your covered in sweat!
(Lola comes in the twins room in a bathrobe)
Lola: Lloyd Fredrick and Lila Danielle, it's one in the morning what are you two doing awake?
The Palm ReaderA MAN WALKS INTO A TENT-LIKE ROOM FILLED WITH YOUR TYPICAL MYSTIC TRINKETS, AMULETS, CRYSTAL BALLS, ETC.The Palm Reader3 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Fortune Teller: (offstage) Come in! Sit down.
Man: (takes a seat)
Fortune Teller: (walks onstage) Hello. Welcome. You are here to have your fortune read, I presume.
Fortune Teller: Well then, hold out your right hand with a toonie in it. These readings aren't for free you know.
Man: I understand. (holds out palm with toonie in it)
Fortune Teller: (takes the money) Thank you. (sits down and begins studying palm)
Man: (looks at fortune teller studying his palm)
Fortune Teller: (continues to study palm for a while) A-ha!
Man: What? What is it? What do you see?
Fortune Teller: (suddenly slaps the man and stands up) You just lost two dollars, sucker! (runs away laughing wickedly and comically)
Man: (just stands there dumbfounded for a moment)
William T. Spears - Let it GoAfter a long day of Hard work, William snapped and burst out into song and dance in the middle of the office...William T. Spears - Let it Go3 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Paperwork glows white on the desk tonight
Not a coffee break to be seen
An office of isolation,
And it looks like I’m the Supervisor.
The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn’t keep it in, dispatch knows I tried
Don’t let them in, don’t let them see
Be the good reaper you always have to be
Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know
Well, now they know
*Throws paperwork into the air*
Let it go, let it go
Can’t hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door
I don’t care
What they’re going to say
Let the work rage on,
The overtime never bothered me anyway
It’s funny how some distance
Makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me
Can’t get to me at all
It’s time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong
How do you solve a problem like Grell-a?(Sung by Undertaker, Eric, William, Alan, and Ronald)How do you solve a problem like Grell-a?3 days ago in Comedy More Like This
He climbs a tree and scrapes his knee
His dress has got a tear
He waltzes on his way to Dispatch
And whistles on the stair
And underneath his gloves
He has polish on his nails
I even heard his singing in the office
He’s always late for reaping
But his penitence is real
He’s always late for everything
Except for every meal
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
Grell-a’s not an asset to the Dispatch
I’d like to say a word in his behalf
Grell-a makes me laugh
How do you solve a problem like Grell-a?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Grell-a?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you’d like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Grell-a?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
just another tailJust another ordinary tailjust another tail4 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Little mermaid au
Ashton David is just your everyday average kid right, no he is a prince. Well a merman to be precise, but he wants nothing more than to get legs and finally meet the beautiful red head he saved from drowning. But when he gets to land he meets a stranger that intrigues him more than anything else. With two crushes and the government on his tail it is sure to be interesting. Oh did I forgot to mention if doesn't choose someone and have a true loves kiss he can fall in love again. Sounds easy right… no. but ash has always loved a challenge.
Hunter x Hunter: Chatgroup (CRACK) Part 3HUNTER X HUNTER CHATGROUP: PART 3Hunter x Hunter: Chatgroup (CRACK) Part 34 days ago in Comedy More Like This
JajankenGUU: What do you do when you have a stomach ache?
HandsomeDudecometomesexyladies: Roll around on the ground, your stomach and moan loadly.
JajankenGUU: ...Wait really?
SpidersUcKuruta: No, that's when you get cramps.
JajankenGUU: Eh? O.O
SpidersUcKuruta: Don't bother, it's a girl's thing.
DanchouSpidersRule: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW HUH ARE YOU A GIRL?
SpidersUcKuruta: No... I just happen to read a lot.
DanchouSpidersRule: DAMMIT I FORGOT HOW TO TURN THIS DARN THING OFF.
DanchouSpidersRule: ITS NOT ITS NOT WORking oh wait i got it
JajankenGUU: Killuaaaa Help me It's hurting a lot ;-;
BungeeGumJoker: Ohhhh Gon~~ My little Apple-chan~~ what's wrongg~~ Do you need a tummy rub?~~~ ^_^
JajankenGUU: WAAAHHHHH KILLUA SAVE MEEEEE ;A;
Killu2cool4u: Hisoka you pervert! Stay away from Gon, leave him alone!
Killu2cool4u: Did you poisi
Harding Rull on McDonald'sThe Harding Rull Show: McDonaldsHarding Rull on McDonald's4 days ago in Comedy More Like This
(The Harding Rull Show may or may not have been recorded in front of a live audience. Either way, enjoy.)
Do you remember the first time you ever had McDonalds food? Well, I sure don’t. But I do remember the first time I had it in years. It was a hot summer noon in the North Hollywood. Me and my darling Meli were hanging. Suddenly, I saw the clock said 12. I knew it means lunchtime. Harding gets hungry at lunchtime. And if he doesn’t eat, he gets real cranky. So I asked Meli, “Where do you want to go eat?” She said, “Well, I could go for a McDonalds.” What? I’m sorry, but if you knew my girlfriend, you’d understand why I did that. See, my girl Melissa Hunter is…a bit overweight. Not OW as in, “Damn! That girl is fat!” No, she’s more of a bit fat on the arms and a few other but…eh…you know how a fat Goth chick looks. Admit it, you
Hunter x Hunter: Chatgroup (CRACK) Part 2HUNTER X HUNTER CHAT GROUP PART 2Hunter x Hunter: Chatgroup (CRACK) Part 25 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Hunter x Hunter or its characters. Togashi sensei owns them :3
DanchouSpidersRule: IS NOBODY GOING TO HELP ME. IM NEW TO THIS YOU KNOW.
JajankenGUU: Ohayou minna san~~
BungeeGumJoker: Good morning, my sweet little fruit~~~
JajankenGUU: YEEAAARRGGHHHHH KILLUA HELP ME
Killu2cool4u: Hisoka!! Leave Gon alone for crying out loud! -___-
/BungeeGumJoker sent a photo/
JajankenGUU: WAAAHHHHH WHAT IS THAT
AssassinForHire: Hisoka, I'm sure nobody is interested in your glowing dick.
Killu2cool4u: HISOKA YOU BASTARD. Gon! Don't look!
JajankenGUU: WAAAAHHHHHH TT__TT
SpidersUcKuruta: ... Too late.
JajankenGUU: Killua... I... I wet my pants because I was too shocked ;-;
Killu2cool4u: NANI???? HISOKA GO TO HELL
BungeeGumJoker: Ooohhhh My little fruit is wet~~
AssassinForHire: Remind me why I'm still friends with you.
BungeeGumJoker: ^_^ Because you love me~~ ;D
Hunter x Hunter: Chatgroup (CRACK)HUNTER X HUNTER CHATGROUPHunter x Hunter: Chatgroup (CRACK)5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Hunter x Hunter or its characters. Togashi sensei owns them :3
/BungeeGumJoker created this group/
/JajankenGUU was added/
/Killu2cool4u was added/
/SpidersUcKuruta was added/
/AssassinForHire was added/
BungeeGumJoker: Ja~~ That's all I can think of~~ Who else should I add to this group chat?~
Killu2cool4u: Hisoka what the heck is this about -.-
JajankenGUU: Nee~ What's this? A chat? Cool! Who else is in here?
BungeeGumJoker: It's a nice little group for us to talk in, Ringo-chan~ *smiles*
Killu2cool4u: Hisoka are you really that lame.
/BungeeGumJoker changed the group name to "Ringo-chan and friends~"
Killu2cool4u: ... Pardon me. Yes you are.
SpidersUcKuruta: Why am I even here?
JajankenGUU: Because Hisoka added you? By the way, who are you? O.o
SpidersUcKuruta: Gon, it's me. Kurapika.
JajankenGUU: Oh! But your username... *scratches head* Ohhhh~ Souka! Heheh~
AssassinForHire: I swear I'll kill whoever changed my username.
What have Xena and Gabrielle been up to?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEBX8NraR4wWhat have Xena and Gabrielle been up to?5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Po's QuestIf you've never done a quest... Then you might want to read up on it.Po's Quest5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
First, you just shout out whatever and I will pick at random what I think would be funny or further along the story. Example:
Me: Po is in the Jade Palace. No one is around. Alone is he.
Random person: Pick nose.
Random person: Pick somene else nose.
Random person: Go outside.
Me: Po picks his nose and goes outside. He is still alone...
And there would be a pickture of Po with his nose pickery standing outside.
I will keep going until it's too stupid or ends.
Here is the real start:
Po finds himself in his room alone. In hand he has a note. The other hand a wad of something.
//Eat the wad and read the note.
He eats the wad. It tastes salty... And a bit crunchy.
'Backsoon' the note says.
Ish another memeeeeeeeee1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.Ish another memeeeeeeeee5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
pfffft ain't no one like me got time for books
2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Walking Dead
4.) Without looking guess what time it is?
5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The sound of my pride dying slowly
7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9.) What are you wearing?
jk I'm wearing clothes
10.) Did you dream last night?
11.) When did you last laugh?
12.) What are one the walls you are in?
13.) Seen anything weird lately?
14.) What do you think of this quiz?
Needs more bacon strips
15.) What was the last film you saw?
Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you
Humanized/Neko/Chibi RequestsChibi Humanized Neko Requests -Humanized/Neko/Chibi Requests5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
So... This is for :icondawn-of-warriors:. I'm doing 5 spots for now but I'll probably cave and do more later. Just a chibiish, Neko like, Humanized version of your cat. Just link me to a ref sheet and I'll do it it ASAP. I can also do couples but I'll need both their refs.
1) Rushpaw *finished*
2) Fawnheart *finished*
3) Ivorypaw *not finished*
4) Splashpaw or Tidalwave *not finished*
5) Ivypaw *not finished*
Treffen mit dem Salamander (partofmywrittenstory)Szene 19 (Ernster Kampf)Treffen mit dem Salamander (partofmywrittenstory)5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Zena, Jaden und Lydia standen im Hof vor dem Assassinen.
„Lass sofort ihre Kinder frei du beschissenes Arschloch!“ schrie Lydia und zückte ihre Wurfsterne.
Der Assassine mit dem Flammenwerfer begann zu grinsen.
„Was ist daran so lustig?“ fragte Lydia genervt.
„Mann nennt mich Feuersalamander Werte Dame“
„Lass meine Kinder los“ bat ihn Zara.
„Unter einer Bedingung“
„Eventuell, aber nein danke, ich möchte nur eines…“
Aus Jaden platzte es heraus:“Keinen weiblichen Östrogenspiegel?“
„Noch einmal so eine Bemerkung und ich hinterlasse an ihren Kindern Brand Narben.“
Lydia warf einen Wurfstern, doch er verfehlte den Kopf des Feuersalamanders knapp.
„Das war sehr unklug von dir“ sagte er und ging richtung Klippe mit den Kindern.
Crack-Filled Hetalia School Life MemePick Ten Random Characters:Crack-Filled Hetalia School Life Meme6 days ago in Comedy More Like This
7. 2p!Canada (Double the Canadian smexiness. OH YUS.)
1. It's time for school and you're just about ready to go. Just then, someone knocks on your door so that you two can walk to the bus stop together. It's #5 [Russia]! How do you greet each other this fine morning?
Russia: Hello comrade Sharnnah! You ready to go now, da?
Me (Sharnnah): Yep! Let's go! *Walks out of my house, locks the door, and walks alongside Russia*
Russia: Have you finished your math assignment, sunflower?
Me: Eh... No... I haven't even started it yet...
Russia: Oh, but it's due today.
Me: *Mentally facepalms* Biscuits...
Russia: Why has comrade Sharnnah not even start on her assignment yet?
Me: Because Sharnnah thinks it's more fun to watch anime and browse DeviantART than do Math. *Pouts and mutters* That and I can’t do math.
Russia: Silly sunflower, you should always do yo