Trading Places (A Growing Around Script) Draft 2[Scene: The Dunn Household. We see Sally on the couch watching TV. She looks very bored until Timmy, Linda, and Robert come into the house, all looking very tired.]Trading Places (A Growing Around Script) Draft 21 day ago in Comedy More Like This
Sally: (cheerfully) Oh. Hi guys. How was your day, today?
Timmy: It's not nice to say, honestly.
[All three plop onto the couch next to a confused Sally.]
Sally: What happened with you guys?
Timmy: Well, I didn't have a good day at work and Linda got an “F” on another of her projects.
Linda: I don't see how. I made a full 3D model of how our solar system works.
Robert: (takes out a paper with a smiling macaroni sun.) You were supposed to make a macaroni portrait.
Linda: EVERYTHING WAS MADE OF MACARONI!!! [Linda reveals her project which shows nine small macaroni covered balls rotating a larger macaroni ball] Besides, school's really hard. You know that better than I do..
Timmy: Is it really that hard?
Robert: Yes. Be glad you two are two young for school. It would kill you in an
World War H*opening scene news voice over*World War H3 days ago in Comedy More Like This
“People have reported incidents of Starbucks stores being brutally attacked…”
“Reports have shown that anyone who has a sudden urge to like everything others hate should seek immediate medical attention…”
“Everyone is encouraged to stay in large groups and wear as much Abercrombie, Aeropastle, and Hollister as possible…”
*Alarm goes off*
Typical American male wakes up wearing aeropastle boxers with his wife next to him wearing leggings and a tank top. Two boys run in wearing Nike shirts and sport shorts.
Brandon: Dad! Wake up!! My soccer game is today!
John: Alright son but breakfast first ok?
Lisa: What do you boys want for breakfast?
Brandon and Thomas in unison: Waffles!
*in the kitchen with the TV on the news*
“Thomas did you pack your Gatorade?”
“Not yet just 2 more minutes mom”
“Now Thomas, it’s in the refrigerator in your room”
*news in the background d