Growing Around - Pilot (Draft 3)Growing Around - Pilot (Draft 3)12 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
[Scene: Linda and Robert are walking home. A school bus full of adults is riding off behind them. Linda and Robert each have backpacks on]
Robert: How'd you do on the test today?
Linda: Look for yourself. [She hands Robert the page]
Robert: Wow [looks at it disbelief] How do you not know how to make a water balloon?
Linda: Seriously, when are we ever going to use this stuff? Let's just get home. I want to do some yoga and relax.
[They pass by a little girl buying ice cream for her mother]
Robert: If you make mud like this it’ll be too loose and it’ll just fall apart.
Linda: I figured, since it was marked wrong.
[They cross a crossing walk with a kid who is having a lot of fun with his stop sign]
Robert: And if you build a slingshot like this, it’s just going to break.
Linda: I’ve heard it all before.
[They pass by two kids arguing in front of a car crash. One is sticking his tongue out at the other]
Robert: You need to start thinking about the consequences. Thes