AMERICA X READER Hetalia StoryAMERICA X READER Hetalia Story2 years ago in Drama More Like This
It was a beautiful day in japamerica as you strolled gracefully down the street. Your flawlwess, beautiful, silky, flowing, radiant, magnificent locks glistened in the sun and your voluptious, fantastic, super bodacious bod was making all the men within a 91928 mile radius fap themselves dry as every single woman on the planet hated you for being so perfect and smart and amazingly amazing.
Some player hatin' hoe tossed a bomb at you but you just whipped that shit away with your totally rockin' tits and it flew back incinerating her and a nearby building wich you walked away from in slow motion, too cool and baller to even bother looking back.
This only made Ludwig VanMeinKampf notice you and imediately fall in love.
"Ach du lieber!" He exclaimed, "I can't contain meinself!"
He ran to you also in slow motion as he ripped off his shirt exposing his perfectly rippling man muscles that were oiled up and shimmering sexily. You pretended not to be totally impressed by his fabulous
Romcoms and Popcorn Fights(Karkat x Reader)Romcoms and Popcorn Fights(Karkat x Reader)Romcoms and Popcorn Fights(Karkat x Reader)4 months ago in Drama More Like This
You walked up to Karkat's hive silent. You held a small bag of popcorn that you planned to heat up for tonight's romcom night. Though lately you have just been watching the same movie over and over. Ever since the stupid movie "Starlight Gazers" came out that's all you guys have been watching. Karkat has been claiming it spoke to him in so many ways. Whenever you would ask how he would shut down into silence.
When you arrived at Karkat's hive you knocked twice. Crabdad answered the door greeting you with a soft scree. You say hello back and he allows you in. The hive is dim inside only lit by the TV that was on with no watcher. A blanket was set up on the couch. The same blanket Karkat used all the time when he watched Romcoms. He would never share because it was his security blanket.
You walked to the kitchen with still no sign of Karkat. "Hey Crabdad? Wheres Karkles?" You asked gazing at the large lusus following behind you. "Scree!" He say
Joel is Having a Bad Day(And He Really Needs A Smoke)Joel is Having a Bad Day3 years ago in Drama More Like This
JOEL, male, mid-twenties
BILLY, female, late teens to early twenties
Lights up on JOEL and BILLY, who are sitting outside on the back porch. The three or four chairs are mismatched and seem to have been salvaged from the reject pile of a Salvation Army store. A wooden coffee table hails from an indiscernible decade and holds a glass ashtray with dozens of cigarette butts sticking out of it. JOEL is smoking, trying to ignore BILLY.BILLY
You know, you really shouldn't; I heard somewhere that those things can make your teeth turn to mush and your fingers grow all bendy and twisted. One of my "friends"she used to smoke a lot, too, and now her voice is so raspy and gritty we call her "Louie." As in Armstrong. The "Beautiful World" guy? Hello, earth to Joel. Come in, Joel. Your lungs are
I said, shove off.
Ronald Knox X ReaderRonald's POVRonald Knox X Reader1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Another long day here at the division. Man it's so boring. All the girls in the office is too busy to even go to lunch with me. What's wrong with me? I mean, what girl wouldn't go out with me? I'm young, good looking and on of the best reapers in this division. Well.. Besides Sempi Grell and William of course.
"What's bothering you now Ronald?" A feminine voice came from my left side as I sat on my desk.
"Hm?" I glance up and saw (y/n) with some paper work in her hands. She looked really nice today. "Oh hey (y/n). Just bored really." I mumbled.
(y/n) rolled her eyes in disbelief. "You have a pile of work, and yet your bored?" (y/n) gave me a mocking smile.
I shrugged. "Working is fine, except when I get overtime. Now that's annoying."
(y/n) took a seat next to my as she placed her papers on the desk. "Well you always get through it." She kept that sweet smile of hers. (y/n) always had such nice (e/c) eyes and pretty hair. She was one of the only reapers I can talk too so e
Past Sollux Meets Karkat▲: hii! my name2 2ollux! what2 your2?Past Sollux Meets Karkat3 years ago in Drama More Like This
▼: HEY, FUCKASS.
▼: GEE, I WONDER.
▼: AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY ALONG OR SOMETHING? DON'T TELL ME YOU WANT TO ROLEPLAY JUST LIKE THAT FUCKING GREEN BLOODED IDIOT.
▼: ALRIGHT, I'LL PLAY ALONG.
▼: HELLO, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, ASSMUNCH. I'M DAVE STRIDER.
▲: hii dave! that2 an odd name for a troll. biicyclop2 dad ii2 goiing two be 2o angry iif he find2 out iim on here.
▼: OH, NO. NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN. THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING THING I NEED RIGHT NOW.
▼: FIRST TEREZI, NOW YOU. IT'S LIKE THE FUCKING UNIVERSE WANTS TO REPEATEDLY RUB IT IN MY FUCKING FACE THAT I FUCKED THINGS UP FOR EVERYONE.
▼: I GET IT NOW, UNIVERSE. I FUCKING GET IT NOW. I KNOW I'M AN UNBEARABLE PILE OF SHIT AND I DESERVE EVERYTHING I GET. YOU CAN STOP NOW.
▼: SORRY, THE UNIVERSE AND I JUST HAVE SOME PROBLEMS WE NEED TO WORK OUT. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS WITH THE UNIVERSE. THE VOICES AND EVERYTHING.
GermanyxReader- Fix YouA trembling gasp escaped your lips and turned into fluffy white fog, as the cold winter air surrounded you. The bright light on your cell phone's screen was the single one in the dark October streets of (place), besides the lamps lining the sidewalks.GermanyxReader- Fix You2 years ago in Drama More Like This
On the small screen of your LG mobile phone was a grainy image, obviously taken with a crappy phone camera. In the photo, a tall dirty-blonde haired guy had his arms around two girls and was kissing one of them while a blurry finger blurred out a corner of the image.
Alfred, the man in the photo, was your boyfriend of five months, and today just happened to be his birthday. After you made him a homemade picnik, he told you he was leaving town to visit his grandmother. You understood, since his grandmother was very dear to him. If it was your grandmother, you would have done the same.
But in this photo, Alfred was wearing the same blue shirt he did today at your picnik. The sender of the photo was an unknown number, a
Russia Neko Curse...or blessing? ReaderXRussiaRussia Neko Curse...or blessing? ReaderXRussia2 years ago in Drama More Like This
I was walking down the street with my umbrella since it was raining in Canada. The rain was really ticking me off because it's been like this for a whole week. I wish Russia was here to talk to although we would argue , I still like him though...as soon as I realized what I thought I shook my head vigorusly, I was suppose to be enemies with Russia but I guess we are frenemies, on my side though I have a crush on him...it's just when I first met him he was friendly, and when I was angry at him he never showed fear and also never backed down on a fight, which ticked me off a lot. I then heard a meow from the street. I was overcome by curiosity, normally I would'nt really care of a noise, especially on a rainy day but for some reason I actually wanted to find out where the noise was coming from ,of course I found a cat but it looked judt like russia which made me surprised. I decided to take him back home, He also acted just like him which got me slightly suspicious, so I decided to test
HOW TO SUMMON SLENDERMAN JEFF AND BEN!!HOW TO SUMMON SLENDERMAN JEFF THE KILLER AND BEN!!HOW TO SUMMON SLENDERMAN JEFF AND BEN!!7 months ago in Drama More Like This
How to summon him: (This works better at night)
Go into the woods, and carve a circle into a tree and put and X through it. press your face gently against the tree and close your eyes. This may also be done on a blank wall with a thick permanent marker. (Turn out the lights)
Chant: Slenderman, Slenderman, all the children try to run,
Slenderman, Slenderman, to him its part of the fun.
Slenderman, Slenderman, dressed in dark his suit and tie,
Slenderman, Slenderman, you most certainly will die...
Then, turn around.
JEFF THE KILLER-
How to summon him: (Note this must be done in your bedroom)
Wait until midnight. Take a kitchen knife and go up to you bedroom (Make sre everyone in your house is not awake, close the door and make sure there is moonlight shining in your window.
lay down on the bed and cover yourself with the blanket(s). Hold the knife close to you, right above where your heart is. Close your eyes and Chant:
Reader x Terezi: OTP“I’m not so sure about this…” you whined, staring at the text message on your phone from Nepeta. She sent you a picture of her shipping wall, where you were with Terezi, and labeled as an “OTP” of hers. You weren’t really used to Terezi, much less were you used to Nepeta shipping everything in sight. Yet you had to trust the crazy cat girl, telling you to wear red and bring a pack of red chalk as a gift to the blind one. You put your phone on mirror mode and scanned yourself, everything looked fine. Nervously, you knocked on her door and swayed back and forth until you heard her voice.Reader x Terezi: OTP11 months ago in Drama More Like This
“Come on in!” a small wave of relief washed over you and you walked in her hive, smiling shyly. “Oh waaait, I smell red!” Terezi laughed, walking straight at you. “Youre wearing red, aren’t you ____?” she smirked.
“Yup!” you chuckled.
“Well I bet it looks great.” She nodded and sat down on one of
You're only mine 1 [Rivaille x Reader]You're only mine 1 [Rivaille x Reader]3 months ago in Drama More Like This
Weeks from now, Scouting Legion will held their 57th expedition outside the walls. It will be the very first time new recruits would be able to see the current world between wall Maria and Wall Rose.
The objective is to bring Eren Jaeger into his homeplace in Shiganshina. A district south of Trost, but since Trost District's gate has been blocked and probably won't be open again the plan is that the Scouting Legion will go it's way out of Karanes District and head western.
And today is supposed to be the day where the new recruits would be having their actual practice in using Long Distance Enemy Detection Formation. But today might be no lucky. Because not so far away, all of you could see dark skies indicating heavy rain later on. And if the practice would continue, it would be hard to see smoke bombs that will be on use.
People are gathering at the cafeteria for dinner. You were all done for your daily chores and later ready for bed. It's already
Afraid to lose sight of you 1 [Rivaille x Reader]Afraid to lose sight of you 1 [Rivaille x Reader]4 months ago in Drama More Like This
Running yourself out of breath, you ran towards the gate in Trost District to see the Scouting Legion going into a another expedition outside the walls. Almost crying yourself out for waking up late that morning you try to scan every members on their horses to take a chance to see him.
It gave you a hard time searching for that person because you were too short amongst the crowd and the person you are looking for is in fact, is a short person too. Upon seeing his comrade, Hanji Zoe, you saw him talking to her. You saw that the brown haired woman is getting excited over something and are too far to hear what she was saying.
You're scared that something will happen and you're afraid to not to look one last time as the troops advanced towards the outside world. You wanted to scream his name to stop him from going where the eotenas where. But what the hell, does he know you? If he hear you calling his name will he turn around and never to go outside aga
You're Only Mine 2 [Rivaille x Reader]You're Only Mine 2 [Rivaille x Reader]3 months ago in Drama More Like This
Planning to go to the cafeteria to see if [Name] was in for dinner. And when you were almost there you saw her ran out from that place. She didn't seem to saw you because she's running straight ahead with her head bowed down.
But since you're with your and Hanji's squad, you can't possibly leave them just that. You continued to walk down to the cafeteria for dinner.
Once inside, you sat down on one of the table you usually use and was having the drink Petra gave when a certain conversation caught your attention. It's a pair of cadets who's talking so loudly even when they were just sitting across to each other. They were mentioning [Name]'s name and some ' Jean ' person together.
" I really can't get over to what [Name] did to Jean!! It scared the hell out of me yet it was funny, Hahahaha! " said by the other one. " Shut up will you Connie ?! It was an accident and I'm having this bad feeling that she'll get into trouble.. " , " [Name
GamKar FluffiesLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)GamKar Fluffies3 years ago in Drama More Like This
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▼: FUCK EVERYTHING.
▲: bEsT fRiEnD?
▼: NO, FUCK YOU GAMZEE.
▼: I AM EXTRA FUCKING FRUSTRATED TODAY.
▼: I DON'T NEED YOUR SUGGESTIONS OF FAYGO AND PIES.
▲: wOaH mAn WhAt HaPpEnEd?
▼: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
▼: JUST GIVE ME A HUG OR SOMETHING.
▲: YoU mOtHeRfUcKiNg GoT iT mAn Im AlWaYs WiLlInG tO gIvE tHe BeSt MoThErFuCkEr A hUg
▼: ......*hugs back*
▲: DoEs ThAt MaKe YoU fEeL aNy MoThErFuCkInG bEtTeR bRo?
▼: THANKS I GUESS.
▼: *blushes and scowls*
▲: No MoThErFuCkInG pRoBlEm MaN
▲: wOaH yOuRe AlL bLuShInG aNd ShIt
▼: SHUT UP NO I'M NOT.
▼: THIS IS FROM RAGE.
▲: SuRe It Is MoThErFuCkEr )
▼: YEAH I SHOULD PROBABLY GO NOW BEFORE THIS GETS MORE UNCOMFORTABLE.
▲: Oh ReAlLy MaN? (
▼: *folds his arms* I GUESS I COULD STAY
Russian RouletteRussian Roulette3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Take a breath, take it deep
Calm yourself, he says to me
If you play, you play for keeps
Take a gun, and count to three
I'm sweating now, moving slow
No time to think, my turn to go
Alfred breathes in, terrified for his life
Ivan smirk grew "Calm yourself, Alfred"
Alfred looks at the gun in Ivan's hand
"All you have to do is count to 3 then pull the trigger"
Alfred gulps and takes the gun slowly from Ivan's hand
he places the gun against his head
As my life flashes before my eyes
I'm wondering will I ever see another sunrise?
So many won't get the chance to say goodbye
But it's too late too pick up the value of my life
Alfred pictures the people he loves
tear start pour from his eyes, wondering if he'll see the sunrise
he never had the chance to goodbye
he shakes it off and places his finger on the trigger
And you can see my heart beating
You can see it through my chest
And I'm terrified but I'm not leaving
Know that I must must pass this test
So just pull the trigger
Say a prayer to y
Chuggaconroy and OthersFavorite Chuggaconroy quotesChuggaconroy and Others2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Okay, Moltres, I am here recording this on a Saturday night.
Do you think I'm just gonna give up, and I'm just gonna go somewhere else
and I'm gonna give up with catching you?
Do you think I have better things to do then sitting here, trying to cram a 6 foot tall bird into something the size of a baseball?
No, I don't have anything better to do.
You think I have friends to go see, you think I have places to go hang out,
you think I have dates to go on, you think I have sex to have?
Well, apparently, YOU DON'T KNOW TEENAGE BOYS ON THE INTERNET VERY WELL!
god, that was a sick burn on myself, geeze!"
Chuggaaconroy (Pokémon FireRed, episode 33
"A man without a map isn't popular with the ladies"
"Sitownage: the rosa parks version of Pokemon"
"You son of a pickle!"
"You're not epic enough to be a son of a pickle, you're a son of a cucumber"
"Yeah, I know the route number of the top of my head. Sue me for being a fre