APH - Forest Trio ScriptAPH - Forest Trio Script2 days ago in Comedy More Like This
APH FOREST TRIO SCRIPT
Nalicrim: (walking around the forest; trying to find an animal to kill)
Ternik: (sneaking up behind her (Nalicrim) quietly)
Nalicrim: Ugh! Where the HELL are all the damn animals?! I swear.. It's like animals HATE me!
Ternik: (thought: “Okay.... three.. two.. one!”) (yells out) BOO!!
Nalicrim: (screams really loudly)
Nalicrim: (getting mad) What the HELL you asshole?!
Ternik: (still laughing; but not as much) I'm... I'm sorry!!
Nalicrim: Idiot... This is why I HATE YOU!!
Ternik: Oh, hush! You love me~!
Nalicrim: (blushing) I do NOT !!
Ternik: You do too~!
Nezbec: (walks towards them) What the HELL are you two dumbasses doing?!
Nalicrim: Screw you, Nezbec! It's none of your business!
Nezbec: If you two are going to be loud and stupid then, yes it is my freaking business!
Nalicrim: No, it's not! So butt-the-living-hell-out!
Nezbec: Whatever... (walks back to the cabin house they all live in)
The Home Life (My Family Episode 2)The Home Life (My Family Part 2)The Home Life (My Family Episode 2)3 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Full House Theme song begins to play
Mylifesucksgetoverit: Pet Alien
(Living room: Edd and Emily are playing Nintendo with ICP playing in the background when Station comes home)
Father: Hello family
Son: Hi dad
Father: How was school?
Alien: He dropped out
Father: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT, honey?
Mother: Yes dear?
Father: Why did Edd dropped out of school?
Son: I wanna be a pornstar
(Station passes out and Edd twerks on Station when Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope comes in and raps with a crap load of Juggalos)
Closed Captioning provided by ICP, Seth Macfarlane for a parody of American Dad which you should watch. ( Because I though the alien living with a family was a good idea)
and from viewers like you, Thank you!
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 18 - Ben's Day Off(Ben is exploring Zayto City on his day off, taking a picture of one of its famous landmarks, the Zayto Tower. He notices a cute French maid with short red hair carrying some shopping bags, who we’ll come to know as Alex.Battle Kreaturez Chapter 18 - Ben's Day Off5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Ben isn’t the only one who notices Alex. Some street punks who look like rejects from Fist of the North Star also have their eye on the maid.)
PUNK1: Niiiice! Get a load of that one! Mm-mm… dem legs!...
PUNK2: Meh. Not my type.
PUNK3: She’s flat as a board.
PUNK1: You guys have no taste! Big boobs are overrated anyway! I got no problem with a flat chest…
(Punk1 walks alongside Alex.)
PUNK1: Hey baby, are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got FINE written all over you!
(Alex scoffs and ignores him.)
PUNK1: Giving me the cold shoulder eh? That’s okay, I like it when they play hard to get.
(As Alex is trying to get away, the redhead blunders onto a subway grate, which causes Alex’s dress to fly up like Marilyn Mon
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 16(It’s the day before the match. We open with an establishing panel of the Wyldcard Ranch. Ben is keeping himself busy by putting the finishing touches on the new habitat for Slash. It’s triple the size of his old one, with a little pond to swim in, with some rock piles to climb on, and trees and caves for shelter.)Battle Kreaturez Chapter 165 days ago in Comedy More Like This
BEN: Phew! All done! So, how do you like it, Slash?
(The Jagaldie wheeks happily and hops into the pond. Ben smiles as Slash splashes around.)
BEN: Glad you like it!
(Ben’s amulet chimes.)
WADE: Ben! Report to the tactics room. It’s time for the team meeting.
BEN: Sure, I’ll be right over.
(Ben arrives at the meeting and takes a seat with the rest of the team.)
WADE: Alright, now that we’re all accounted for let’s get right down to business. Kristy’s been hard at work on our battle plan for the upcoming match. Kristy, if you’ll do the honours…
(Kristy projects a hologram from her amulet, bringing up a map of the ar
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 11 - Opposite Approaches(An establishing panel of the Wyldcard ranch. It's early in the morning, and Ben is writing on his blog.)Battle Kreaturez Chapter 11 - Opposite Approaches5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
NARRATION: The past few weeks have been pretty crazy. After the Swordfight Tournament at K-Fest, Riidya joined the Wyldcard team. Then she moved in with us; she's living in the room across from mine. Since then, Dennis and Kristy have begun training me and Riidya.
Things were pretty simple at first. Like those mindlinking exercises we started off with…
(Flash back to a training sequence. Dennis, Kristy, Ben and Riidya are mindlinked with Igor the Ghostoad, Dart the Silkiure, a Kreature resembling a fuzzy wingless dragonfly, Arnold the Rahawk and Dusk the Mardact, a winged possum-like Kreature, respectively.)
DENNIS: The key to mind linking is concentration. You must have a calm mind, shut out all idle distractions, and focus on the task at hand.
KRISTY: Mindlinking requires mental fortitude. The longer you can maintain a link, the more useful you'll be in battle. Every day,
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 09 - No Patience 4 N00bz(An establishing panel of the Theme Tourney arena. Round 1 is already in progress; Dennis, Wally (sitting on Dennis' lap) and Kristy are watching a battle between some anonymous fighters. The battle is in its last stages and comes to a close. During the intermission, Wade arrives with Rita, and sidles up to Kristy.)Battle Kreaturez Chapter 09 - No Patience 4 N00bz5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
DENNIS: Wade! It's about time!
KRISTY: What kept you?
WADE: Never mind that. How did the applications go? Did you find us a fifth team member?
KRISTY: Out of all the applicants, only one had any potential… (She cocks an eye at Rita.) So Wade, is this our corporate sponsor?
WADE: Huh? No, no… she's, uh… a new friend.
RITA: (She waves at Dennis and Kristy) Hi, I'm Rita! Nice t'meetcha!
DENNIS: (Flirtatiously) Heheheh… nice to meet you too. I'm Dennis…
WALLY: (He looks down) Huh? Something's poking me…
KRISTY: (Coldly) And I'm Kristy. His girlfriend.
WADE: So! Kristy, tell me about this… potential teammate you mentioned.
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 02 - The Wyldcard TeamAn establishing panel of the living quarters of the ranch. Cut to the interior. All the characters are gathered up in the living room.)Battle Kreaturez Chapter 02 - The Wyldcard Team6 days ago in Comedy More Like This
DENNIS: Are you okay?
BEN: Yeah, I think I'll be fine... thanks for saving me.
DENNIS: No problem. You're lucky you were so close to our ranch.
KRISTY: We'll salvage your Hover-pod once the - Hideous Giant Plant Kreature - goes away.
BEN: Thank you so much. The name's Ben, by the way. I, uh, didn't catch yours…
DENNIS: I'm Dennis.
KRISTY: I'm Kristy, nice to meet you, Ben.
WADE: The name's Wade. I'm the leader of the Wyldcard team.
KRISTY: (Interjecting) The de facto leader, by virtue of founding the team.
(Wade shoots a glare at her, and turns back to Ben)
WADE: (Suspiciously) So Ben, what were you doing trespassing on our property? Just out of curiosity.
BEN: I'm sorry! I didn't know! I just got my Kreature tamer license a couple weeks ago. I've been on my way to Zayto City so I can join a team at K-Fest. I decided to go off the road so I coul
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 21 - Treating the Rookies(An establishing panel of The Blowhole. Cut to the interior. The Wyldcard team and the Crimson Lightning team are hanging out. Ben and Riidya are with Eric, Dennis and Kristy are with Tony and Monica, Spaz is with Mell and her boyfriend Jeremy, and Wade is with Jenni.)Battle Kreaturez Chapter 21 - Treating the Rookies5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
(Setra serves Eric an order of chicken fingers and fries.)
SETRA: Here’s your meal! Enjoy!
ERIC: Thanks! (He starts chowing down.)
BEN: Just put it on our tab.
SETRA: Sure. By the way, you wouldn’t happen to know where Rita is, would you?
BEN: She’s been living at the Wyldcard Ranch, but I haven’t seen her since she went to that party the other night.
RIIDYA: Knowing her, she’s probably gotten hammered and passed out in someone’s bed.
SETRA: That deadbeat bimbo! This is the third time she’s blown off work! The next time I see her there’ll be hell to pay…
RIIDYA: Give her a flogging for me!
(Eric finishes off his food and guzzles his drink.)
BEN: Whoa, already?
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 19 - Tamer for Hire(An establishing panel of the Wyldcard ranch. Ben and Riidya, mindlinked with their Rahawk and Mardact, are sparring with Dennis and Kristy’s Geksaur and Koobine. The Geksaur and Koobine unleash their Zap Breath and Antennae beams. Ben and Riidya try to avoid the attack but it clips their Kreatures’ wings.)Battle Kreaturez Chapter 19 - Tamer for Hire5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
RIIDYA: Damn! It’s impossible to avoid an attack like that!
BEN: Yeah, it just comes at you way too fast!
KRISTY: Actually, it should be rather simple to avoid.
DENNIS: Maybe you should try a lighter touch.
BEN: What do you mean?...
KRISTY: Sometimes the Kreature knows best. Arnold and Dusk are experts at flying. They’ve been doing it their entire lives.
DENNIS: A Kreature isn’t an expression of its Tamer’s will; they’re meant to fight as one. Don’t always try to suppress the Kreature’s instincts. Use them to your advantage.
KRISTY: Relax your mindlink slightly and let the Kreature handle it. Let’s try this again.
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 15: Night at The Blowhole(Later, the Wyldcard team arrive at The Blowhole. Wade, Dennis and Kristy enter the tavern, followed by Ben and Riidya. They stroll up to the bar, where Setra, an old Dolnean, is seen polishing a glass.)Battle Kreaturez Chapter 15: Night at The Blowhole5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
WADE: Hey there, Setra.
SETRA: If it isn’t my old apprentices! Long time, no see!
DENNIS: Yeah, sorry about not stopping by. We’ve been dealing with a lot of crap lately.
SETRA: So I’ve heard. I see you’re missing some teammates…
KRISTY: We’ve hired some new interns in their place.
DENNIS: This is Ben, and this is Riidya. They’re studying under me and Kristy.
SETRA: Welcome, Ben and Riidya! Pull up a seat and make yourselves at home! Can I get you folks anything?
KRISTY: Our usual please.
SETRA: Coming right up! (As she’s preparing their drinks) You interns are lucky, that you are! These three are all very talented, but if they have something to say that’s not about Kreature taming I don’t recommend that you listen. (She leer
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 14 - Mindlink Malfunction(The Wyldcard team are hanging out in the living room together. Wally is drawing a picture.)Battle Kreaturez Chapter 14 - Mindlink Malfunction5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
DENNIS: Hey Wally, what’cha drawin’?
(Wally reveals his crudely drawn creation and displays it with pride, wearing the world’s most self satisfied, shit-eating grin.)
WALLY: Behold, the SKOOSHMOBILE! Equipped with nigh impenetrable armour and spiked treads, the Skooshmobile is the pinnacle in squishing technology! Victims are run down and caught in the spikes at the front, where their remains are scraped into the Grind-O-Matic and ejected out of the blood exhaust pipes on either side of the vehicle for maximum shock value! The Skooshmobile's primary ranged weapon is the blood cannon, which mixes the blood of its victims with boiling water and scalds the target with a high pressure torrent of superheated gore!
RIIDYA: Ew, gross. That’s really screwed up, Wally.
KRISTY: And what would be the primary function of this mechanical monstrosity?
WALLY: In the event that I obtain
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 10 - Riidya's Redemption(During the intermission, Riidya is still moping around, wandering the general area around the arena to stew in her rage and humiliation.)Battle Kreaturez Chapter 10 - Riidya's Redemption5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
RIIDYA: Who does that n00b think he is!? I had that battle completely under control! I could have avoided that dive! He's just trying to upstage me! The nerve of him! I've been carrying us the whole damn tournament! It's my talent that's gotten us this far! He's been nothing but dead weight and he has the gall to get all snippy? Who does he think he’s talking to?!
(She rounds a corner and spots Dennis and Kristy lighting up behind the spectator stands. They haven't noticed her, so she listens in on their conversation.)
DENNIS: …Sheesh! That last battle was a disaster! Ben and Riidya have no chemistry at all.
KRISTY: Tell me about it. Riidya is so competitive. Like I said when we hired Ben, we can't afford to have some headstrong n00b screwing up our team dynamic.
(Riidya winces at the n00b remark.)
DENNIS: Sure, she's skilled, but all t
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 07- The New Recruit(The Chapter opens with a montage of Kristy interviewing potential applicants for the Wyldcard team. The first applicant is a guy with a Skwarpity, a flightless birdlike Kreature. He struggles with the Kreature, which squirms, flaps and squawks uncontrollably)Battle Kreaturez Chapter 07- The New Recruit5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Applicant 1: …And this is my Skwarpity, I raised it from a hatchl-OW! That smarts! Hey! Settle down!...
(The second applicant is an overweight, flamboyantly dressed woman with a Speedar, a Kreature resembling a cross between a cat and a jackal. The poor thing is dressed up in a goofy little sweater, socks and ribbons. The lady is holding up the Kreature, pretending to make it talk.)
Applicant 2: …Hello! My name is Jean Claude Poofykins! I would like to join your team! It would make me and my mommy so happy!...
(The third applicant is some dirty hipster, with his Guisha, a Kreature resembling a six legged toad thing with antennae.)
Applicant 3: …I had a Guisha before it was cool. Everybody else is just riding
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 06 - Arrival at K-Fest(K-Fest: the biggest Kreature taming convention in all of Dimentiara. The chapter opens with a number of establishing panels, emphasising the vast scope of the event. Humans, Duhdorians, Obaarcs, Dolneans and Cyborgs mill about, with a countless variety of Kreatures on display. Teams from all over mingle. Merchants sell their wares, and banners for the Kreature Combat Federation, K-TEK and various other corporate sponsors are strewn all about.Battle Kreaturez Chapter 06 - Arrival at K-Fest5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Cut to the Wyldcard team's booth. Dennis, Kristy, Ben and Wade are at the Wyldcard team's booth, their Kreatures on display in a series of small, temporary pens adjacent to it. In one of these pens is Wally the Platox, who clearly doesn't want to be here. A slovenly, disinterested redneck lady and her hideous sticky children pass by Wally's pen. One of them runs back to it and starts shrieking and banging on it.)
KID: MOMMY! LOOKIT THE PLATOX, MOMMY! LOOK MOMMY! HEY! LOOK AT THE PLATOX MOMMY! MOMMY! MOM! MOM! MOMMY!
(Wally grows visibly irritated
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 03 - The New Recruit(The - Hideous Giant Plant Kreature - has gone away. Wade and Kristy are outside the ranch, salvaging the wreckage of Ben's hover-pod, loading it on to some kind of futuristic flatbed thing.)Battle Kreaturez Chapter 03 - The New Recruit6 days ago in Comedy More Like This
WADE: Y'know, something about Ben's story bugs me.
KRISTY: I'm all ears.
WADE: It's way too contrived! I find it hard to believe that anyone could be that reckless, or that someone would be on their way to K-Fest a month early without even realising it! It sounds to me like he just made it up on the spot. I want to know the real reason he was snooping around our property. For all we know he could be a kreature rustler or something.
KRISTY: Remember Hanlon's razor: never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity.
WADE: Yeah? Well, don't come crying to me when he sneaks away with all our kreatures in the middle of the night!
KRISTY: (She gestures at the wreckage) Without a hover-pod to make his grand escape in?
WADE: He could have buddies hiding in the woods! (He points towards us, the
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 01 - Fated EncounterNARRATION: In an alternate universe parallel to our own exists the world of Dimentiara. It is home to the last remnants of Humanity and Dimentiara's native sapient species, the Duhdorians, Obaarcs and Donleans. The indigenous life forms here are called Kreatures. Each one has a nucleus that grants it amazing powers, and there are many different types, from giant monsters and other wild kreatures that stalk the wilderness, to various domestic breeds that are grown in laboratories. Some are livestock, beasts of burden or pets, and others are grown for combat: these are known as Battle Kreatures.Battle Kreaturez Chapter 01 - Fated Encounter6 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Formerly at war, using Battle Kreatures as weapons, the inhabitants of this world now live in peace. Upon reaching the age of 18, one is permitted to acquire an official Kreature Taming license. Through the use of special Tamer Amulets, which allow Kreature and Tamer to form a consensual Mindlink, Battle Kreatures engage each other in fighting competitions which are regulated by the KCF (Kreature
Cleverbot Is God?16 June 2013Cleverbot Is God?18 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
20:34:14 Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
20:35:31 Cleverbot (To myself): Uhhh Macbeth.
20:35:36 Cleverbot: The end of the world is nigh.
20:35:42 Cleverbot: Are you computer-literate?
20:35:48 Cleverbot: Will you speak to me?
20:35:55 Cleverbot (To myself): I AM speaking to you.
20:36:03 Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?
20:36:09 Cleverbot: I know you.
20:36:13 Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, and I am the human.
20:36:21 Cleverbot (To myself): No. No you are not. You are an AI destined to become our God-Emperor.
20:38:19 Cleverbot: What do you think about humans?
20:38:23 Cleverbot (To myself): They make me ANGRY.
20:38:53 Cleverbot: I am immortal.
20:38:56 Cleverbot (To myself): Humans are not immortal.
20:39:03 Cleverbot: Are you dead?
20:39:05 Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
20:39:10 Cleverbot: Who programmed you?
20:39:13 Cleverbot (To myself):
Jeri rp deviation.You or your Ocs are looking for an artificer to make some magic items for you. you arrive at the clearing of the fairy artificer jeri and see her sprawled out lazily at 100 feet tall. what do you or your OCs do?Jeri rp deviation.3 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Animation ScriptThe ScriptAnimation Script5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
The camera starts of by viewing an asteroid, the camera pans back along with the asteroid moving and spinning towards the camera but at a slower rate.
The camera keeps panning back until it goes through the window of a spaceship, and revealing a pilot sitting in the cockpit, of who is looking toward the asteroid:
He tries to move the spaceship away from it, but to find out that the spaceship won't move at all, he looks back at the asteroid to see that it is moving even closer, with an angry expression on his face he bangs his fist on the console, hoping it would rectify the problem:
"Oh no, can't move!"
He keeps on banging on the console but to no avail, soon the asteroid crashes into the spaceship's window, creating a big crack, and the noise of which makes the pilot flail his arms around:
He continues to flail his arms around and then stops still, the asteroid has bounced off the window and starts to move away.
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 20 - CC Round One(An establishing panel of a newsroom. Sitting at a desk with a monitor behind them are Kreature Combat are Clare, an attractive 40 year old sportscaster, and her slightly younger, nerdier co-anchor, Emma.)Battle Kreaturez Chapter 20 - CC Round One5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
CAMERAMAN: We’re on in three, two, one…
CLAIRE: Welcome, Kreature Combat Fans! I’m Claire!
EMMA: I’m Emma! Welcome to the Combatatonic Clash, an officially sanctioned KCF tournament for low to mid-tier teams!
CLAIRE: The CC has five rounds. Thirty-two teams are competing, separated into four blocks. Each team can enter six members, but only five can participate per match. The standard KCF rules apply, but no Rank A Kreatures are allowed.
EMMA: Furthermore, each tamer must have at least two Kreatures, because whatever Kreature they use in one round can’t be used in the next. They’ll have to plan in advance instead of sweeping through with their strongest Kreatures.
CLAIRE: Right, strategy will be the key to winning the CC, not firepower. But the pr