(JeanxReader) [AU Modern] Pitch Perfect Being in Show Choir was the best thing that could happen to you. When you sing, you feel like you're expressing yourself. When you sing, you let out all your feelings and stress. It's your life. You've been waiting all Spring Break to come back.(JeanxReader) [AU Modern] Pitch Perfect9 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
"Alright guys, quiet down." Instructor Hanji said to you guys, most of the class hushed, leaving Eren talking loudly to Armin. "Jaeger, do I need to make that a point?" She said, threatening to take away a minute to your free time. He shut his mouth then. "Alright~" She chirped. "Next Monday you all will have to perform your duet with your assigned partner!" She clapped her hands together. "I'll name out the pairings~" She smiled and lifted the paper in front of her. She purposely took in a slow breath to make the already tense students squirm, waiting for their name to be called.
"First is Eren Jaeger and--" Eren strai
Daily Logs 4-15-14I. Leslie escorts Zef to Engineering so nobody eats him. Terrifying him is her exclusive right.Daily Logs 4-15-141 day ago in Comedy More Like This
II. Another Cardassian boards the ship—Roca. Webb trusts her about as far as he can throw her, and sends out a shipwide announcement about her return
III. Rorin learns it’s better not to glomp Webb
IV. Molly mysteriously discontinues her session with T’Pah
V. Molly assesses Gyles’ threat levels…
VI. Kyle tries to make friends with Webb
Leslie: *stalking majestically down the hallway, side by side with Lion, acting like she owns the place (which she does) and keeping an eye out for any invaders*
Zef: *hurries through a Jefferies Tube together with his guinea pig, Zef crawling behind the small animal until they reach a hatch where they're supposed to leave their tunnel...* *both stop, Zef opens the hatch carefully, so guinea pig can stick out his head suspiciously, not yet sure what they should best do ne
Conversations Between Father and SonFather: Why did you draw all over the walls with crayons?Conversations Between Father and Son14 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
Son: I don’t know.
Father: What possessed you to do this?
Son: I don’t know.
Father: You know how long it will take to clean this?
Son: A long time?
Father cleans marks on wall. Proceeds to find son playing with a phone.
Father: Don’t play with that!
Son: Why not?
Father: It’s not a toy!
Son: Then why do you play on it?
Father has no answer for Son and instead decides to send his son upstairs to bed. Father checks latest high score in pinball before closing the phone. Hears thunderous noise coming from upstairs. Proceeds to his son’s room. Opens door to find son jumping on bed.
Father: Why are you jumping on your bed?
Son: I don’t know.
Father: Get off.
Son: I’m hungry.
Father: You just ate.
Son: That was a long time ago.
Father: It was only half an hour ago. Time to go to bed.
Son: Can I have a cookie?
Father: No, you may not.
Son: I want a cookie?
Father: And I want a vaca
I'm tiredSeth: *goes into the kitchen to get a soda* *sees Mirror hunched over Mari, who's sniffling, and has her hand over her right eye, and Lenore is next to her, apologizing like mad* What happened?I'm tired4 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Mari: *pulls hand away from eye* *shows that she has a golf ball in her eye socket*
Seth: Ouch. How in the world did you manage that?
Mirror: They were playing golf, and Lenore's ball wound up in Mari's eye.
Lenore: Why didn't you duck? I said "Ford!" and everything!
Mari: It's "fore!" you ninny!
Iris: *comes back into the kitchen*
Mirror: Good, your back. Did you find the soap?
Iris: Nope, but I got some pliers! *holds up some huge pliers*
Mari: O.O *screams and tries to run* NOT THE PLIERS, NOT THE PLIERS!!!
Daily Logs 4-12-14I. Mal's daemon, Cassandra, has a few things to say about Vekal.Daily Logs 4-12-144 days ago in Comedy More Like This
II. Molly isn't doing well, Vekal discovers.
Vekal: *is in the lounge, eating a green stew with her Cardassian hyena lying beneath the table, because while Vekal thinks that people food and animals shouldn't be in the same room, she's found to her annoyance that she /can't/ separate herself from the animal*
Malcolm: *enters the lounge with the cat snoozing on his shoulder* *waves at Vekal as he heads to the replicators*
Vekal: Hello, Ensign. *glances at the cat* That looks uncomfortable.
Cassandra: *opens one eye to regard Vekal* *yawns and closes the eye again*
Malcolm: *blushes* Erm... it can be...
Vekal: It seems to trust us, anyway. *smiles*
Malcolm: She... er... She regards almost everyone as a "pleb"... and doesn't fear an uprising. *shrugs and gets himself a meal*
Vekal: A what? *sits up a bit, and the Cardassian hyena does, too* I don't think I'm familiar with the term.
Malcolm: *groans* A
SkepticismGuy 1: Like a lot of people, I'm not a cynic or a pessimist. I'm a skeptic!Skepticism5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Guy 2: What's the difference?
Guy 1: My viewpoint can still change!
Comission to my beloved oneSummers went for a walk at the bamboo woods, suddenly a shadow covered her. She looked at the sky, and the thing that made the shadow was a bamboo. She walked more and more, to see a sleeping giant bat. She approached softly and looked at its brown face.Comission to my beloved one6 days ago in Comedy More Like This
The bat woke and got frighted, trying desperately to run but the nordic girl got his neck.
Summers: You are not going away!
H: I don't scare you??
Summers: Why you would?? You are a freaking cool giant bat!
She released the bat and it breathed more clearly. He looked at the girl, her childish smile and doggy eyes, saying "pleaseeeeeee!"
H cleaned his fur and turned his back on the blonde girl. The gian bat waved his wings and took a deep breath.
H: What are you waiting?
Summers ran and jumped at the bat's back and he flew to the blue sky. The girl was screaming of joy, and if someone could see H's face, would see a little smile.
Tinderbox of Garden Centraltinderbox of garden-central is contaminated with an Alsatian schizophrenia.....prehistoric grass blades are golf course neat here .....and over there ....trees so spring clean you could eat your fruitarian or vegan dinner off em.....the dead oak we have hand painted a nice corporation green.....only worry now is that our snail pace lives may have buried us in the time Passover while still alive....that we could be seeing what is passing now with live eyes what we should be seeing with ghostie wunz....we are not safe being alive these days.Tinderbox of Garden Central6 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Daily Logs 4-16-14I. T'Pah asks Loris what is going to happen with the animalsDaily Logs 4-16-144 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
II. Loris and Roca aren't racist at all...
III. Vekal freaks Gyles out.
T'Pah: Computer, where is Commander Loris?
Computer: Commander Loris is in Rec Room 3.
T'Pah: *heads for rec room 3 and enters some time later, clearing her throat and standing at attention* Commander, sir? Do you have a moment?
Loris: *was sitting on the floor with her Jasno, but stands when T'Pah enters, restraining a very strong urge to tackle her as food* Yes, Lieutenant. What can I help you with?
T'Pah: *has her Vulcan stickbug on her shoulder as usual, seeming even a bit stiffer and moving a bit more rigid, too. But gestures, although slightly, more than usual – her brain is still trying to figure out what to do with so many arms and legs* *nods* Sir. *steps closer after Loris got up, but keeps her weary eyes on her* As far as I know, science and medical is working on a way to cut the mental and physical connecti
Capitulo 36 : El combate finalEl día del encuentro final comienza, y los chicos andan muy preocupados en la sala de espera, por la ausencia de Hana.Capitulo 36 : El combate final1 day ago in Comedy More Like This
Mizu : ¿ Realmente creen que vendrá ?
Hono : si, ella no sería capaz de abandonarnos.
Kasai : ¿ Que los hace estar tan seguros ?
Kasu : ¿ Alguna vez han tenido de esas peleas en las que se van pero al final siempre vuelven ?
Fu : dos o tres veces al mes.
Kasu : estoy seguro de que la misma situación ocurre con Hana.
Mizu : si pero ninguno de nosotros nos hemos besado con la novia del otro.
Denki : ¡ Mizu !
Mizu : lo siento.
Hiba : confiamos en Hana, se que vendrá.
Encargado : equipo Red & Blue, tienen diez minutos para salir a la arena.
El encargado sale de la habitación y Hana entra.
Hana : parece que llegue a tiempo.
Hiba : nos tenias preocupados, pensábamos que te había pasado algo.
Hana : los esperare en el cuadrilátero.
Hana se va de la habitación.
Mizu : bueno, al
Themes according to the Pasta'sPLease read description for an explination)Themes according to the Pasta's2 days ago in Comedy More Like This
:iconjeffthekillerplz::iconsaysplz: Well, she's crazy...but she's a strong girl with one helluva will...I'll say Lion from Hollywood Undead
:iconbendrownedplz::iconsaysplz: She's upbeat but has that edge to her that jsut makes everyone around her happy, Bangarang from Skrillex.
:iconljrapefaceplz::iconsaysplz: Hehe, she's so sweet! Lollipop by Aqua, no contest!
:iconslendermanplz::iconsaysplz: A strange child, but she has shown no weakness. Joan, sung by Heather Dale.
:iconeyelessjackplz::iconsaysplz: ......No Daddy by Tierra Mari
:iconhoodieplz::iconsaysplz: Boom, P.O.D.. She can really make an entrance.
:iconmaskyplz::iconsaysplz: Child's Play, Gothika....What? She's creepy!
:iconticcitobyplz::iconsaysplz: Who? *looks* Oh, her, Batty Rap
Melantha (from I'm not Beautiful, I'm Gorgeous)
:iconjeffthekillerplz::iconsaysplz: Split personality? Sad But True, Metallica. Anyone who says different doesn'
Random VF VS. Special Dialogues Part 2Random VF VS. Special Dialogues Part 2:Random VF VS. Special Dialogues Part 23 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Zhuuyoh: .....really....again....? >__
The Comedy of Romeo and Juliet[Juan Luis Guerra “Medicine for My Soul” playing quietly in background.]The Comedy of Romeo and Juliet4 days ago in Comedy More Like This
[Romeo, dressed as a ninja, hides behind a tree that is home to a wasp nest.]
[Juliet, dressed in a sheer nightgown, can be heard mumbling to herself- this mumbling has been going on for an hour already.]
[Xandria “Beware” begins to play in background.]
[Loudly.] And for that name, which is no part of thee, [Juliet adopts a sinister smirk and uses a knife to carve a black magic rune into balcony railing.] take all myself!
[Juan Luis Guerra “Amores” begins to play in background.]
[Romeo steps out under the branches of the tree, revealing himself to Juliet, who can’t see him because it is dark.]
[Starts softly, lips spreading into a stupid grin.] I take thee at thy word!
[Wasp nest falls on Romeo, who screams and tries to karate-chop wasps into oblivion.]
[Juliet screams, throws her knife out into the darkness, stumbles backwards, trips over a rock, curses livid
Daily Logs 4-14-14I. Vitale and Tivir meet each other's animalsDaily Logs 4-14-142 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Vitale: *lying on his back in the arboretum with, literally, a ping-pong ball resting on his lips. Every now and then he blows/spits it up in the air and catches it again with his mouth. Nearby, his rainbow-billed toucan is chasing another pingpong ball through the grass*
Tivir: *Enters the Arboretum, just taking a stroll since he's gone off shift. His hair's grown a little longer than is normal, but nothing major as yet, curse you follicle gods!* *His Daemon, an Ice Moth (Essentially a gossamer white moth with silvery-flecked wings, about the size of a large locust) named |Shy| is perched on his shoulder. As he walks around, she takes small furtive flights away from him, but always returns rapidly if she's spooked by anything, hiding behind his collar*.
Toucan: *senses intruders and throws back its head to squawk dramatically* The fuck you want!
Vitale: *misses the pingpong ball as it comes down, and it b
Random VF VS. Special Dialogues Part 1Random VF VS. Special Dialogues Part 1:Random VF VS. Special Dialogues Part 14 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Sakuya I.: Okay....then...
Youmu: Just a few more adjustments...
I was gathered in front of a wad of people I knew. They were at least all close...but...did they really have to do this to me?
They strapped me to a chair and put a special helmet made by Eirin and Nitori over me, and they wanted to see into my thoughts out of curiosity. After all, I among many others were dreaming and daydreaming quite often.
A lot of the events revolved around me somehow, so they decided to see what the hell was inside my head.
Setsuna: I'm sure it's a ton of dirty thoughts.
Eve N.: Or is it gonna be something that's hard to comprehend?
Zhuuyoh: Whatever...just do it.
As so, Sakuya-senpai and I rolled the switch as everyone watched.
Boom, we somehow ended up looking at some screen, and it played a strange music. Damn, it's a kick-ass video game BGM! Sweet!
And wait...is that...us?! It's like we're seeing a game of ourselves that doesn't exis
How To Train Your Unicorn(S)(in treehouse (S)elina and (N)ikki are breeding unicorns. A (S)ebastian(-corn) is standing by nibbling S’s sleeve.)How To Train Your Unicorn(S)4 days ago in Comedy More Like This
S: Quit that you stupid Sebastian-corn! Nikki, why did we ever agree on importing these things?
N: Uh….I dunno. They’re kinda defective.
S: Nooo…..ya think? (whacks N)
N: (chasing after S-corn) Oh c’mon! They’re not that bad! They only raid the fridge, annoy us constantly, and….EAT MY MANGA!!!
S: (kicks off S-corn and rolls eyes) Told ya. I’ll go find the receipt….THEY ATE THE RECIEPT!!
N/S: (exchange glances) Get the guns. (N & S get guns)
N/S: (make gun sounds)
N: That was nice.
S: Sweet, sweet revenge.
N: Hey, what’s that sound?
S: It’s behind us… (N & S turn)
N/S: (scream like little girls) THERE’S MORE!!!
N/S: (magical girl poses) Super Magical Girl Transformation!
N: Fire and Earth!
S: Air and Water! Since there aren’t four of us…
N: We are the Power Rangers!
S: No! I tho
Meat Free KrittonzdayI amMeat Free Krittonzday5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
to stop you
for at least
Karta postaciImię: SamsonKarta postaci1 week ago in Comedy More Like This
Pochodzenie: Nowy York
Cecha z pochodzenia: Zalety klasycznego wykształcenia
Specjalizacja: Technik Profesja: Kaznodzieja nowej ery
Cecha z profesji: Amen
Sztuczki: Plug & Play
Choroba: Syndrom Thurmana
Pierwsze symptomy Kłopoty z koncentracją
Stan ostry IQ spada jak śnieg w zimie
Jesteś debilem !
Stan terminalny Hokus pokus czary mary stajesz się warzywem
Umiejętności (W sumie 30 za spec. i 35 + 10 za cechę z pochodzenia):
Prowadzenie pojazdów: 8
- samochód 2
- motocykl 1
- ciężarówka 1
- nasłuchiwanie 1
- wypatrywanie 1
- czujność 1
- perswazja 4
- zdolności przywódcze 3
Siła woli: 5
- odporność na ból 1
- niezłomność 1
- morale 1
- mechanika 1
- elektronika 1
- komputery 3
Daily Logs 4-13-14I. K'rinn does a thingDaily Logs 4-13-143 days ago in Comedy More Like This
II. Terrence and Molly clear some things up
III. Kelsey and Rorin compare animals
IV. Tony and Morgan ogle each others’ animals
K'rinn: *Does a thing*
Terrence: *finally gets the chance to contact Molly, and puts through a video call to her PADD*
Molly: *glances at the PADD, goes to the mirror to make sure she looks fine, and then comes back and answers, propping the PADD up on the table and sitting back on the couch* Hey.
Terrence: *smiles at her, looking tired but content, wearing a plaid shirt again* Hey sweetheart!
Molly: *gets straight to the point* I changed the access codes back for Sanders, he was right and they're your quarters so you can give them to whoever you want. *withdrawn*
Terrence: Oh, yeah, I was... *shakes his head* Confused about that. I told him he should take his guinea pig to meet Penelope and gave him the unlock code. I didn't think you'd go in there while I was gone. *seems surprised
Las Super-NoticiasDespués de una conversación...Las Super-Noticias15 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
SuperLuciana: En otras noticias,mi tía salio en el diario
SuperLuciana: te lo juro xD
SuperBrisa: MEJOR PERSONA
SuperLuciana: mi tía cantanta
SuperBrisa: y la mía también y toca el saxofón
EN TU CARA
SuperLuciana: mi tío esta en la banda de mi tía y toca el bajo
CON UN SOMBRERO BLANCO
MI TÍO ESTA EN LA BANDA DE ALASDIES Y TOCA LA ARMÓNICA Y LA GUITARRA Y MAS O MENOS SAXO
Voz de locutor:Y ahora pasamos a comerciales
SuperVendedoraL: COMPRA TU ZAPATOOO AQUÍ COMPRALOOO COMPRALOOOO
SuperVendedoraB: Y UN SALAME A MITAD DE PRECIOOO
SuperVendedoraL: CONSIGA AQUI UNA OFERTA GENIAL DE 1 FILETE AL PRECIO DE 50
SuperVendedoraB: Y UN PERRO ARCOIRIS
1 PESO SALE
Okami written memeGot the idea from a few other deviants, so yeah.Okami written meme5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Choose ten characters from Okami or Okamiden (But you can't choose Oc's, you may give genderless characters a gender tho).
5. Orochi's Light-Head (Called "Hikari", wich means 'light', by me)
1. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Nechku: I must say, this is quite a delightful evening, miss Kasugami.
Kasugami: Ya, I know, right? *hick*
Ninetails: Weren't you dead Nechku?
Nechku: Weren't you?
Kasugami: *hick* Guys... Weren't you both kinda... Dead? *hick*
Ninetails & Nechku: Ya, kinda...
2. 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club
"Hikari"/Orochi's Light-Head: I would kinda wanna go to see their lasers 'n' stuff, but, these guys are kinda holding me back.
Waka: You have a point there...
3. You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
Me: Issun, he'd be funnier to be having a sleepover with.
Dawn of the Vegan DeadstopDawn of the Vegan Dead5 days ago in Comedy More Like This