Fem!Eyeless Jack X Male!Reader 5 You sighed in relief as your parents went upstairs for bed, leaving you in the living room. They hadnt asked anything weird or gone near the basement stairs.Fem!Eyeless Jack X Male!Reader 52 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Now if only you can keep it like that for another 2 weeks...
Shaking you head, you stood up, gathering the dishes from the coffee table and dipositing them in the sink, letting them soak before turning and going to the stairs, making sure to open the door soundlessly before slipping down into the basement. "Jax..? You there?" You called softly, standing on the middle landing.
"What?" A tired voice asked followed by the slightest creak of a door. You took that time to slip down the stairs, turning the corner to findJax leaning against the door jam. "What time is it?"
"Almost ten at night."
Jax sighed grumpily, clickingnher tongue a few times before cracking her jaw. "Alright." She saie before turning and going back into the room.
Growing Around: Happy Birthday, Timmy (Draft 1)(Sally is seen jumping on Timmy's bed, trying to wake him up.)Growing Around: Happy Birthday, Timmy (Draft 1)6 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Sally: Timmy! Timmy! Wake up!
Timmy (rubs his eyes): Whuzzat? Are we missing The 'Toon Report?
Sally: Silly Timmy! I thought you'd be more excited!
Timmy: About what?
Sally: Your birthday, of course!
Timmy (looks distraught) My... birthday?
Sally: Yes! You're in double digits now, bro!
Timmy: My birthday...
Sally (rolling her eyes): Uh, duh... That's what I just said. (perking up) Now c'mon, I'm making you a huge cake for breakfast! (runs off)
Timmy (rolls out of bed, to look at the calendar on the wall) How could I have forgotten my own birthday? The presents, the fun, getting.... older. (frowns) One day, I'll lose the lemonade stand, I won't get to be the boss, I'll be kissing my whole life goodbye.
(He sighs and goes downstairs)
Sally, Robert, Linda: Happy birthday, Timmy!
Timmy (halfheartedly): Yay...
Linda: What's the matter, Timmy?
Timmy: Nothing, I just... didn't sleep well.
(Sally points to a giant cake on the table
Growing Around Audition - Guys Night (first draft)[Scene opens with Timmy in his store, looking up at a clock on the wall.]Growing Around Audition - Guys Night (first draft)3 days ago in Comedy More Like This
[Cuts away to Robert in his class doing the same.]
[Cut back to Timmy tapping his fingers impatiently.]
[Cut to Robert sitting in his class, the bell rings.]
[Robert rushes out of his school runs home.]
[Cut to Timmy rushing out of his restaurant and getting in his car.]
[Robert and Timmy show up at the house. Timmy goes through the garage door and Robert goes in through the front door.]
[They both meet up right outside of the living room.]
Robert and Timmy: [at the same time] … … … Guys night!
[Sally comes down the stairs next to Robert and Timmy. Linda walks in through the front door.]
Linda: [Irritated] Let me guess, guys night?
Timmy: How’d you know?
[Sally and Linda look at each other, then back at Robert and Timmy.]
Sally: Well, I’ll go get some popcorn ready.
Timmy: For what?
Linda: You don’t expect us to do nothing
High School MemeWith emphasis on ‘high’…High School Meme1 week ago in Comedy More Like This
Took this from ThunderingAlicorn
-Go to www.random.org/lists/
- Put all the names from your friend's list in the box(line for each name)
- Click 'randomize'
- Use the names as they appear to answer the stuff below OR start 'Randomize again' and use only the name that appears first each time.
- No cheating!
- If you run out of names before you answered all the stuff, just randomize and start again!
Person sitting next to you: Raviel
Your teacher: Phlegethon
I HOPE HE DOESN’T TEACH SCIENCE…
Person that is listening to music in class: Lou
This actually makes sense… 0.0
Person dissecting a frog next to you: Thalia
THALIA PLZ I know you’re interested in biology and science and stuff but can you plz not do that next to me?
Your principal: Jarno
OMG YES!! XD
Your lab partner: Mary
Ohai there Mary :3
The school bully: Lethe
WOT she doesn’t remember
Daily Logs 8-28-14I. Zef and T'Pah's eyes meet. It's time for a battle!Daily Logs 8-28-1412 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
II. And then Roca and Gyles do something too
Zef: *looks less tired than at the beginning of the week, wearing civvies, carrying a small backpack, enters a training/battle-convenient hall in a town at about 2pm because it's his and T'Pah's time for battle training and they agreed on meeting on Kanto today*
T’Pah: *is already in the hall, hands clasped behind her back and wearing practical Vulcan civvies together with a belt on which there are three pokeballs* *her Charizard, which was her starter pokemon (since Charmander was one of the original three starters and she wanted to “start at the beginning”, yet decided for the fully evolved version in regards of their limited time), is standing behind her looking around bored and sometimes blows smoke or even fire out its nostrils… for example when it sees Zef* Sanders.
Zef: Hey T'P-/ah!/ *looks at the Charizard when it blows smoke; Rapida
Same coin, Two Faces (3) The treck through the woods was an interesting one to say the least. Both sides questioned one another as to personality and habits, trying to find similarities. A few were found but all in all they were quite different.Same coin, Two Faces (3)3 days ago in Comedy More Like This
They discovered both used their trademark lines, such as Jeff's and Jess' s "Go To Sleep", BEN and BENNY's "you shouldnt have done that" and "youve met with a terrible fate, havent you?" A few quirks were discovered as well, such as Laughing Jack and Jills love of candy, Jax and Jacks love of organs (neither liked lungs and prefer livers on special occasions) and both were well aquainted with knowledge of the human anatomy.
Differences would be in interests. While Masky enjoyed reasearching and film editing, Masquerade prefered crafts and reading. While Eyeless Jack liked to practice his attacks, Jax spent all her free time working out. While BEN enjoyed video games, BENNY in her free time could be found practicing her archery
The perfect dalmationNow I have to start all over again. Oh no not more dogs! Huckleberry used to be a city dog catcher but he never caught one thing! An idea for 101 Dalmatians: Lil as Cruella DeVille, Huck as a dalmatian (but Lil thinks Huck should not be captured). And she thinks dogs are really cute.Everyone wants to get rid of my pretty fur coat...they think I, Snaggs, is rare. Who does she think she is? Get him! Who let the hound out? Why am I rare? Because you're the only pink lion that talks. You're doomed and you don't even have a name in this movie. Get his fur now!It's special! It can change to any color!It's special to everyone. He's the perfect dalmatian for me. You have to catch me first, Coppers. Take em' down. They don't really laugh evil like Cruella DeVille. Huck is my favorite doggy in the whole wide world and he is the best dalmatian. My fur is nice and cozy.The perfect dalmation4 days ago in Comedy More Like This
like a baby cuddles pony or cozy heart penguin. cozy fury in blue i do not make fur coats out of blue a blue fury dog very blue i
TGQodA: Round 1 Pt. 1ROUND 1-TGQodA: Round 1 Pt. 11 week ago in Comedy More Like This
Team Love Fighters vs Team Dark 'n' Ghost
VoiceMan: If I can't win against Sevin at the Truth or Dare stage, then I don't stand a chance here!
Silky: Don't worry, hun!~ With the power of love by our side, NOTHING can stop us!~
VoiceMan: Er...Not quite nothing...
Silky: Just remember; "Punch it until it's dead!", your battle cry!~
VoiceMan: You're right, but there's no way to kill a god...
Sevin: Killing isn't actually the point here.
VoiceMan: *remembers that it's a Super Smash Bros. parody* Oh...Right. But still, it IS kinda impossible to kill a god.
Jake: *sighs* Let's just cut the chat and start fighting!
VoiceMan: *his sanity lowers drastically* Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!
Fellah: Three! Two! One! GO!!!
VoiceMan: *starts the fight with a barrage of light-speed punches at Sevin's head* SUCK it, Knuckle Joe! *finishes the combo with a strong uppercut to the chin*
Sevin: *as he's being sent upward, he uses the momentum to land a hard kick to VM's head*
VoiceMan: *is kn
silly shnit - villain laughsTophat: Heh!silly shnit - villain laughs2 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Bonji: Har Har Har!
Rat Trap (trap jack model): clik-clik-clik-clik!
Mad Docter: Nyah-HahahaHAHAHAHAHAAaaaa...
Crimson: Sho sho sho...
Raggle: Ahka ahka ahka!
Pizza Slitter: Ha Ha ha ha ha!
Chesghoul: Mow MOW!
Clownis de Troosh: Heeeeeee!
Mr. Bleedy: Hee-lalalalalalalalalalalalala!
NO Pierrot: heeheeheehee!
Grikle: Hur Hur Hur.
:iconDreamwithintheheart: Toy Demon: Va va va va.
Maraschino Grinner: GUFFAW-GUFFAW-GUFFAW!
:iconTheAlleyRat: Rocko Armadillo: Deh-heheheheh!
After the movieAfter the movieAfter the movie5 days ago in Comedy More Like This
("We'll be Alright" by Travie McCoy plays)
(Dr.Harvey, the Trio, Cassie, Kat, and Casper sit in in chairs in a circle)
Dr.Harvey: Okay, so let's start by telling each other how we feel about a certain person. Maybe try imitating that person. Cassie you go first.
(Cassie gets up)
Cassie: Okay! See if you can guess who I am! Awww! I'm so lonely and I have no friends because I'm socially awkward and I hang around a friendly ghost all the time! Blah blah blah!
(The Trio and Cassie laugh)
(Kat growls and gets up)
Kat: Hi! I'm Cassie and I think I'm so scary but I'm just a little jerk like my uncles, and I also laugh like a drunk hyena! (Laughs like Cassie)
(Cassie gasps and growls while crossing her arms while Fatso gets up)
Fatso: Ooh! My turn! I'm short and smelly and I think I'm the scariest but I'm really not because my brother Fatso is the scariest!
(Stinkie gets up)
Stinkie: I'm Fatso and I'm as dumb as a post! And eat more food than 25 elephants can!
(Fatso growls whi
Khan/Sherlock Brand New DayKhan/Sherlock Brand New Day1 day ago in Comedy More Like This
Khan: This appeared as a moral dilemma
Cause at first it was weird though I swore to eliminate
The worst of the plague that devoured humanity
Its true I was vague on the How
so how can it be that you have shown me the light?
Its a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That youre gonna die
How I hesitated
Now I wonder why
Its a brand new day
Sherlock: All the times that you beat me unconscious Ill forgive
All the crimes Incomplete, listen honestly Ill live
Mr. Cool, Mr. Right, Mr. Knowitall is through
Now my futures so bright and I owe it all to you Who showed me the light
Its a brand new me
Ive got no remorse
Now the waters rising but I know the course
Im gonna shock the world
Gonna Show Bad Horse
Its a Brand New Day
And John will see the evil me
Not a joke not a dork not a failure
And she may cry but his tears will dry
When I hand him the keys to a shiny new London!
Khan: Its a brand new day
Yeah the sun is high
All the angels sing
PARPG - vs WhispenFinally, I decided to challenge a Gym for the first time. I decided to gain the Balance Badge, challenging a normal/dark Gym, which leader is named Whispen. I was trembling a little, but my loyal friend Leon the Sliggoo decided to come with me and fight the battle! We walked through the city and once we were in the front of the gym, I knocked on the door “I… I’m here to challenge you!” I said, hiding nervousism and excitement. The doors opened alone, and we saw a big room where the challengers could wait the Gym Leader to be ready for the battle. We sat on a sofa and waited around 15 minutes, then we saw a giant coming near us, who said “Our Gym Leader is ready. Please, enter the stadium, she’s waiting for you to come”PARPG - vs Whispen1 day ago in Comedy More Like This
We entered, without telling a word. I couldn’t see where she was, but I could see a big dog-like Pokémon. He reminded me a Furfrou I saw that morning… “It’s an hybrid, a Furfrou/Mightyena. He’s
Daily Logs 8-26-14I. Harmonie and Lisery meet each other's PokemonDaily Logs 8-26-143 days ago in Comedy More Like This
II. Jeanne calls LeBean to reprimand him for transferring...and finds he's already reconsidering his decision
III. Danielle and Zef are off to a watery start
Harmonie: *Having just come back from the nearby PokeMart in a small town, is now sat by the edge of said town, attempting- in vain- to tie orange ribbons in the fur of her pokemon, a rather skittish Zigzagoon*
Lisery: *the very ground seems to rumble as she thunders up the road surrounded by a herd of lumbering Pokemon* Harmonieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Harmonie: *Glances up* Hi Lise, cou- *...Wait...Oh God...* *Ok, what does she do?!* LISE!!?
Ziggy: *Yes, that is his name* *Squeaks and jumps up onto Harmonie's head for protection*
Lisery: *cackles maniacally and throws herself on the grass in front of Harmonie, skidding to a halt on her stomach. Her Pokemon, including a Miltank, a Nidoqueen, a Tropius, and a Quagsire, flop
Daily Logs 8-52-14I. Gary has a normal dayDaily Logs 8-52-144 days ago in Comedy More Like This
II Joe is Webb's new conversation victim
Gary: *does bizarre things*
Joseph: *in the cafeteria, just gotten dinner from the replicator* *said dinner is clam chowder with a salad on the side, and of course coffee*
Webb: *doesn't often frequent the cafeteria, but is on the prowl for conversation victims partners and realizes he has not met Joe, this one must have come aboard while he was gone* *helps himself to a steak and seats himself at Joe's table without asking*
Joseph: *starts when the new person sits down, then goes white when he sees the rank pips and realizes that holy crap this is the Captain* Uh...e-evening, Captain. Uhm.... *sooo not nervous right now, nope*
Webb: *is Pleased that this one noticed his rank pins and is giving him appropriate respect* Ensign. Introduce yourself and give me some useful information. *starts cutting up his steak*
Joseph: *Wow, social skills* E-Ensign Joseph Dover, Sir. I was just assigne
Topiltzin Report: Jeff the KillerWarning: The following is an interview on a topic. We, the Interview team, as a culture of weirds and odds, are going to speak about said topic in metaphoric terms. Reader discretion is advised.Topiltzin Report: Jeff the Killer4 days ago in Comedy More Like This
Today's topic is about Jeff the Killer........
Adisat: Hello, fellow Deviants. We are back and I have some people I met. We remodeled the apartment.
Tsato: Yeah.....and I went to get some Hot Cheetos since remodeling our entire apartment to make it look like a interview show is totally worth it.
Adisat: Today, we have been given an idea to topic. The topic is called "Jeff the Killer" and our special host who claims that he "speaks for the trees".
Tsato: Like what, the Lorax?
Adisat: It is a figure of speech.
Tsato: What kind of figure of speech is that?
Adisat: Well let me start. His name is Matsu Shiwo, who knows a lot about what Temujiin-Khan-II thinks about the creepypasta.
Suddenly Matsu appears. He wears a light-blue coat, brown pants, has a emerging short-hair mustache, isn't of Asian ori
Daily Logs 8-23-14I. Zef explains his weirdness to Terrence and agrees to accompany him to KantoDaily Logs 8-23-146 days ago in Comedy More Like This
II. Erik and Gyles disagree on just how tasty a Ditto might be
Terrence: *in his room, packing for ~shore leave~*
Zef: *sneaks all the way to Terry's quarters, though sneaking doesn't work but he can still ignore everyone unless they talk to him* *wearing comfortable civvies, hair is clean and all but not styled (today didn't seem to be worth it)* *breathes deeply, okay, chimes*
Terrence: It's open! *cheerful*
Zef: *enters, closes the door behind him* Hey Terrence. *looks like he barely slept since they got back and spent some more moments on the bathroom floor, a bit pale and kinda nervously tensed*
Terrence: *pokes his head out from the bedroom area where he's packing* Hey man! *blinks* You don't look so good. Sit? I'll replicate you food.
Zef: *heads for the couch, but stops halfway* Do you have some time now? I'm tired of it. *meaning: tired of “behaving strange”, but
Mis sentimientos destrozadosMi nombre es Ariel, soy un escritor y programador que trabaja en el Iasep desde hace ya unos años, he estado ahorrando dinero para viajar a Inglaterra.Mis sentimientos destrozados1 week ago in Comedy More Like This
Verán, hace mucho tiempo me enamore de una chica llamada Lina, ella y yo estuvimos enamorados en cierto punto, el único inconveniente era lo lejos que estábamos, mientras ella estaba en Inglaterra yo estaba aquí en argentina.
Éramos adolescentes cuando nos enamoramos y me había propuesto a mi mismo ser una gran escritor y conseguir un trabajo para poder juntar el dinero suficiente eh ir a conocerla en persona.
Pero al pasar de los años nos distanciábamos cada vez más, ella consiguió varios novios mientras que yo simplemente me quede solo, no busque novia por que le era fiel a ella, no éramos novios formales, cosa que sería imposible en una computadora, la razón realmente por la que no podía estar con otra chica era porque me di cuenta de que sabía que Lina f
Daily Logs 8-22-14I. The real versions of Gyles and Joseph finally have the chance to meetDaily Logs 8-22-141 week ago in Comedy More Like This
II. Zef checks on Leslie
III. Reunited: Roca and Loris apparently need alcohol to talk civilly
IV. Terrence and Molly clear the air
Gyles: *has just come into the lounge of the Lina Sophia, his brief term as Chief Engineer over but it /could/ have been worse*
Joseph: *flopped in a chair near a window, exhausted from the day in Sickbay*
Gyles: *replicates some sort of green pasta with what appears to be orange oyster-like things on top, and starts heading towards the window to sit down*
Joseph: *looks up as Gyles comes over* Hi. *waves and plops his hand back down on the armrest*
Gyles: Ah... you... Mr. Dover, correct? *sits down across from Joseph*
Joseph: *recognizes Gyles now, and it takes a moment to remember that this guy isn't the version he'd gotten to know in captivity* You're Gyles. Gah, this is so weird...
Gyles: *What?* I'm.. sorry? What do you mean?
Taxman: Give me something different!"For every man, woman, and child, there is a sin. Sins that they commit every day and every night, and for those sins there is a tax, a right to commit. I have been contracted to collect this tax, sometimes a penalty, sometimes unexpected reward. Whatever the end, the fee must be collected! For no sin that ever turns a profit, shall ever perish from this earth! Thus! I shall live forever." The Taxman.Taxman: Give me something different!10 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
Give me something different!
Michel J. Fox as Punk kid
Harold Hill as Soda Jerk
John Colicos as The rumpled man
A young man in the early 1950s, storms up to the door of a local soda fountain ice cream parlor. “Don’t do it!” He snaps his head sideways looking at a man in a bowler hat, his face buried in a newspaper.
“What do you know old man?”
“I just said ‘Don’t do it’, whatever your thinking, just turn around and walk away….”, Never looking up, just turning the page in the newspaper.
“Hah!” The young
Sneaking Out*opening of a door*Sneaking Out1 week ago in Comedy More Like This
Blast: *sitting on the couch reading a book* I can hear you.
Me: *stops tip-toeing* How?
Blast: *glances up* You stepped on all of the creaking boards.
Me: *looks defeated* I thought you'd pass them off for the house.
Blast: Ha Ha. No. The house is old, but it's not that old.
Bingo: *walks out of kitchen with a mug* Why are you up this late, Midnight?
Me: Why is Blast up so late?
Blast: You avoided the question. Bingo, she's obviously up to no good.
Bingo: Why are either of you up this late?
Me: I am hurt that you would even assume that I am up to something.
Bingo: Were you up to something?
Me: I don't see what the whole deal with me quietly walking through the house is.
Blast: I personally find that very suspicious, don't you Bingo?
Bingo: I find it suspicious that you're on the couch reading when you should be asleep to.
Blast: Why would you be walking through the house at- *looks at clock* - 3 in the morning.
Me: Why are YOU up at 3 in the morning?
Blast: I'm rea