The Randomest Mother Fucking Story EverA/N: Me and my friend Rose were texting. This was our conversation.The Randomest Mother Fucking Story Ever17 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
Rose: Yup. Dude like if Jamie was like 15 and liked me before before Matt. Oh dayummm!
Me: Guuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrlllllllll! STOP IT! THAT'S MY FANTASY!
Rose: AWWWW HELL NAW!HE IS MY SEXICAN. MINEEEE O.O
Me: ... Well fuck you too dreamkiller u!
Rose: Fuck me... When shall that be?
Me: I'm free at 6... u? (Well that escalated quickly...)
Rose: Nahhh... Make it 10 (And yes, very much so) xP
Rose: Hahahahahahah! jk! Me and Jamie be getting funky at 10... Dude that is the weirdest text I think I've sent xD
Me: I once killed a man with a grape and an angry Italian... I think I've got u beat.
Rose: Once, Al Capone fucked a llama on a boat in the Atlantic ocean... You sure?
Me: Caaaaaarrrrrrrrllllllll! That kills people!
There once was a bluebird Suco. That bird wanted to be lawyer. He was eaten at the age of 7
Hypnosis RP for the Girlies:icononihypnoplz: :iconhypnotizeplz:Hypnosis RP for the Girlies15 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
I'm wanting to do an role play that involves me hypnotizing a girl. So if your a female and wish to that kind of RP with me, ask me at the comments. Here's an intro to get started
[You are at a waiting room here to have some sort of session with a doctor. You hear your name getting called and you head off to to the doctor's office. You sat down at a comfy chair. Almost like the one you have. "Hello. I'm the doctor. What brings you here?] .
One of my best rps everblack-crowned-fox :One of my best rps ever1 day ago in Comedy More Like This
-jumps out of a supermarket and summons a demon by super twerking-
-twerk demon and me start twerking electric
Its a critical hit
You take -20 damage
-summons a fire fox- It's on.
-Electric twerk demon!!!
Use lightning bolt!! "
"Firefox! Attack with a flame spin!
Use TURN DOWN FO WAT!!!!!
Firefox, use KAWAII BITE
-you get 80 damage
Pedo rabbit!!! I chose you!!
Firefox is K.O.ED
SlenderMan I choose you!
use instant k.o.
-ITS oVER NINE THOUSANDDDDDDDDDDD
AW COME ON THATS SO NOT FAIR!!!!
I MIGHT AS WELL SEND IN ANNOYING ORANGE DX
*falls to knees*
Last resort. .
Luigi!!! I chose you!!!
Cleverbot Is God?16 June 2013Cleverbot Is God?2 days ago in Comedy More Like This
20:34:14 Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
20:35:31 Cleverbot (To myself): Uhhh Macbeth.
20:35:36 Cleverbot: The end of the world is nigh.
20:35:42 Cleverbot: Are you computer-literate?
20:35:48 Cleverbot: Will you speak to me?
20:35:55 Cleverbot (To myself): I AM speaking to you.
20:36:03 Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?
20:36:09 Cleverbot: I know you.
20:36:13 Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, and I am the human.
20:36:21 Cleverbot (To myself): No. No you are not. You are an AI destined to become our God-Emperor.
20:38:19 Cleverbot: What do you think about humans?
20:38:23 Cleverbot (To myself): They make me ANGRY.
20:38:53 Cleverbot: I am immortal.
20:38:56 Cleverbot (To myself): Humans are not immortal.
20:39:03 Cleverbot: Are you dead?
20:39:05 Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
20:39:10 Cleverbot: Who programmed you?
20:39:13 Cleverbot (To myself):
Darksiders: Son of Death (Fanfic)Darksiders: Son of Death (Fanfic)17 hours ago in Comedy More Like This
Crash came forth as numerous books came tumbling down from the book shelf to the floor causing a mess of scattered books along the stone marble floor. Whilst in the mist of the mess of books sat a young lump of a lad no older than eight years of age. The lad looked around seeing the mess he had caused while trying to climb the book shelf in order to retrieve his pet bat 'Dart' speaking of which the bat itself found it's own amusement to laugh in mocking squeaks seeing the boy in the situation the lad had formed "now look what you made me do, Dart..." worried Dark as he glared at his pet bat still admitting squeaks which preformed as mocking laughter "father will surely skin me for this" panicked the lad as he saw the books scattered, bent and out of alphabetical order.
With a hurried pace the lad begun to clear up the fallen books never paying attention where the books were originally placed upon the book shelf, only panic for his father's harsh temper. A good father indeed but he is w
I'm not beautiful, I'm Gorgeous! 16I'm not beautiful, I'm Gorgeous! 163 days ago in Comedy More Like This
They knocked again, this time harder. I rolled my eyes and went to the small decoractive desk by the stairs, reaching under it and pulling out a desert eagle hand gun I had purchased two months ago. Knives wouldn’t always help me. I had all the permits for owning one and I was not afraid to use it.
“Yes?” I called through the door.
“We want to see, Jazzmin.” The man called back.
“Fuck off, I don’t know you.” I called through the door. “I do not have grandparents on my father’s side, I don’t know who the hell you are now get off my property.” I growled, kicking the door on my side for good measure.
“We are your grandparents, brat and we want what’s ours!”
“What could that fucking be?”
“You’re fucking bastard father left all his money to you! Money that should be ours!” The