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Allegations over recent statewide sinkholes leads to ban of in-state bottled water company products.
Tim Russet Potato
Florida residents and visitors who prefer their water bottled will have to settle for out-of-state brands. That's because the Sunshine State has banned the sale of Zephyrhills bottled water.
The bill banning Zephyrhills products passed through the Florida House and Senate earlier this week and is being sent to the desk of Gov. Rick Scott, who is expected to sign the bill into law.
Once passed, the law will prohibit the sale of all water bottled by Zephyrhills within the state of Florida. No other bottled water brands will be affected.
Zephyrhills, which sources its water in-state from Crystal Springs, was targeted by Florida lawmakers due to allegations that its water-collection methods have contributed to sinkholes within the state.
Florida has been the location of three major sinkholes within the past
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I'm not sure, they're are all just moving images, swimming upstream.
Do you seize reality or are you catching dreams?
Maybe, out of the corner of my eye, a fish flies between shopping bags and moving legs, colorful and fantastical. Oh so unreal.
There's a life out there if you speak the truth. Don't you want to be a part of society?
There's no direction to my steps. At times there'll be some but all the others, there's none. I am who I am.
Because being who you are is all that matters. We understand. So will you sign with this pen?
And be condemned to life without these dreams in my head? You speak madness, these dreams were what once made.
Dreaming is privilege few can take. You do not have the qualifications or the experience. You're just not worthwhile to take.
You say dreams are nothing but whispers, unclean, but so are diamonds, unpolished, they do not gleam.
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