Random Sexual Offenderman short storiesThis is just a collection of small stories about smexy, most involving him interacting with Arc in some humorous way, a few of which were even released on his tumblr account. I figured these little stories had been building up in my notes long enough, so i might as well release the lot.Random Sexual Offenderman short stories1 week ago in Short Stories More Like This
Before I was named as a “proxy”,
(heck, i'm not even sure if he had really known much about proxies back then to begin with, and if he did, i know he hadn't really been considering it)
Smexy had made a different sort of offer to “claim me” within the boundaries of our deal.
Fall was just starting to really come into its own, the leaves in the process of changing their colors and the college campus humid and muddy from a recent rain. We were just kinda hanging around in the dorm room. I sat on the floor with my laptop, while Smexy was draped across the bed like some sort of big lazy cat, looking over my shoulder to watch the cartoon or whatever that was playing o
The Void PrologueThe Void Prologue1 month ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I rolled. A sizzling bolt struck to my left. Right where I had been. I got down on my stomach. Shrapnel caught the corner of my ear. That would hurt later. The floor vibrated beneath me. Pulse cannons.
“Blehhk, you got that?”
Qwuedevoids were approaching to my right, or well, I could assume that was what they were. Through all the smolder and dust, sight was hazy at best. All I could really see was their display lights. A flash to my right. I couldn’t lower myself any further. A plasma-shot singed the top of my other ear. I seemed to be on a mission to get those removed today.
I returned fire. Rapid bursts peppered everything remotely in front of me. Effective but terrible on us organics. Flashes of light danced in my vision, blotting and obscuring my view of the remainder. Some Qwuedeviv have a special skill for fighting in high contrast lighting (or lack of). The rest of us pray we hit something and survive.
The noise was deafeni
Handle Fears (Norway x reader)Handle Fears (Norway x reader)1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
The 7 year old children were sleeping peacefully on bed. __________________(y/n) and Lukas were having a sleepover. Everything was going fine…not.
Shortly after they got in bed, the sky filled with darker clouds, promising rain. But that rain transformed into a thunderstorm. Thunderstorms horrified the little 7 year old girl. It seems like the only one sleeping peacefully was Lukas.
Her eyes stared blankly to the ceiling, the only light came from the lamp on the night stand. The body besides her was sleeping, surely. His back facing her. She shifted her foot slightly and covered it more with the blanket, she was afraid of some kind of monster coming out from nowhere and cut her foot off.
“You…you can´t sleep, also?” Lukas asked breaking the silence…Well, not the silence, totally. Since the sound of the air conditioner functioning plus the thunders of the thunderstorm.
“Yes…I can´t” she said silently
Apocalyptic LogThe first person to lay their eyes on the Oort went mad.Apocalyptic Log2 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
In those first days, when humanity finally achieved near-light-speed travel, we didn't see any artistry in the stars, any poetry to our endeavors. We saw endless desolation, we saw gamma radiation, we saw black holes swallow up entire star systems, we saw a lot of random radio noise from dying stars and rogue gas giants. With the Oort, we saw one hundred thousand astronomical units of randomly dispersed clumps of ice, silent and nearly motionless in near-total dark.
When the first colony was set up in orbit of Proxima Centauri, it was placed on a completely uninhabited ball of rock and water, a planet that by all means could have had earth-like life on it but which was inexplicably uninhabited. There were others. Upsilon Andromedae, 359 Wolf, Gliese 445. A thousand years past and a handful of worlds were made into new earths. Humanity grew into a small empire, spanning one hundred light years, inhabiting thirty worlds.
We had no
Give Me a Name"Excuse me, do I have a name? I think I should have a name, it seems only fitting that a living person should have a name." There were astonished stares at the human-like figure sitting on the table. There were scattered tools everywhere, everything from a screw driver to a soldering gun. Circuit boards and chipsets in static resistance bags were sitting neatly on shelves, and the sound of hard drives whirling could be heard over the amazed silence in the room.Give Me a Name1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
"We've done it!" The room full of people jumped up and down, clapping their hands and laughing happily. "Six years of work and we've done it!"
"Excuse me, what have you done? What is my name? I need a name."
"You are not living, therefore you do not need a name, but you will have a designation. You will be Pal100."
"I am living! I can think for myself, I can move, I can do anything I want." The people in the room looked at the man who had been talking and quickly made themselves busy. No one wanted to explain these things,
In The Name Of Science"I still think that this is a bad idea." Nathan Harston told Dr. Leroy Mizu the perhaps hundredth time this evening. But the good doctor wasn't listening, instead he was busy assembling all the bits and pieces of his so-called 'mobile laboratory' - a multitude of cameras, computers and measuring instruments both of them had transported to the abandoned airstrip in a company van.In The Name Of Science2 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
Leroy plucked in a last cable, started a diagnosis program and then examined his youthful assistant. Well, perhaps not that youthful, Nathan was well past thirty after all. But he was still distinctly younger than the doctor who was already pushing sixty, although it would still take a few years until his age would sport a '6' at the first digit.
"Why do you think so?" he asked rhetorically, continuing without really waiting for an answer, "This is an incredible opportunity. History can be made! I'll become famous for conducting this groundbreaking experiment with my own body! Like a modern-times We
My Alien Girlfriend (Chapter 2)My Alien Girlfriend (Chapter 2)1 month ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The girl leaped to her feet and made a dash for the back door. Her legs pumped in an odd way, as her legs seemed to bend backwards rather then forwards, much in the same way that a horses legs acted. Though a large part of me wanted to just let her flee into the rainy night, I couldn’t get over my desire for answers. I rushed after her into the rain. She was already leaping down the stairs, and I wasn’t about to let her get away.
“WAIT!” I shouted. I threw myself at her and we collided. I was surprised at the softness of her skin. She let out a loud cry of fright as we both hit the ground hard. I felt her thrashing and I clutched her leg tightly, keeping her on the ground. “I WANT ANSWERS!” I roared at her.
“Kelvarduut! Par kelvarduut braam!” The girl screamed in some strange and nonsensical language that I couldn’t figure out. I was shocked and almost lost my grip on her. Her free leg shot out and collided with my face as I rolled
Coming Home (story)Coming Home (story)3 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
Deimos stood up quickly as the ship’s computer sent out a warning signal, indicating the proximity of a nearby planet. The nails on his paws clicked loudly on the metallic floor as he made for the nearest window. Deimos’ mulberry eyes widened as he pressed his self to the glass, looking out upon a small blue and green planet orbiting slowly in the cold, black expanse of space. Long had he wished to look upon this planet, his place of origin.
He was not like the ones he remained loyal too. The Irkens. Most of them were small and green with large luminous eyes, reminiscent of his own. Instead of fur they had skin, and where he had pointed ears they had only long antennae. Yet he was a part of them. They were his family, if the word “family” would be an appropriate word to use; but after all, it was they who had made the wolf-like mutant, now staring out upon the place he had come from.
As Deimos looked out he could
MaaheWhen the Maaheseum wore off, Onteia knew she was close to death. Her hair had gone white, her eyes were sunken and glassy, her flesh had receded. Those in her pod were the same: decrepit old men and women, none of them older than twenty-five. Outside, the blueshift had pushed every black hole, every brown dwarf, every burst of cosmic radiation from every pulsar in the Galactic Center into visibility. In hyperspace, even someone who never saw the shining beauty brought out by Maaheseum could see what lay beyond the cursory glance that was their lifelong perspective.Maahe3 weeks ago in Short Stories More Like This
The pod was nearing its final destination--the spectacular, unmatched glory of a collapsing star. This was what all Travelers longed to see before their inevitable early death from the drug. Onteia reached into the small container at the center of their pod, where there were enough green-tinted black shards to last a hundred Travelers a decade. She took a piece just over an inch long, and set it on her decaying molars, and b
Ground zeroGround zeroGround zero2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
By The Shadow Demon
Request by Lasserine
(People into various)
“There’s no way I’m going to loose!” Megan said with a smirk as she looks in her mirror unable not to smile as she was a shoe in to win. Living in a small town of Pumpkinstine or known as ‘the capital of Halloween’ respectfully given for the towns love for Halloween and for most town or cities they would just celebrate Halloween for the day or the week but not Pumpkinstine. For the entirety of October they celebrate it with the day itself beginning a huge costume fiesta. Giving a spin, giving the mirror a great three-sixty look of her and the costume she was wearing. The eighteen year old wore a beautiful sparkling purple with pink decoration patterns mermaid tail with a matching top showing off her mid drift and some of her cleavage, her wavy shoulder length brown hair hidden under a long violet wig. Megan just smiles unable to hide her excitement, hearing her phone ringing,
My Alien Girlfriend (Chapter 3)My Alien Girlfriend (Chapter 3)3 weeks ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I sat, watching her sleep on my bed. After that kiss, or knowledge transference thing she did, she had worn herself out completely. I had to help her onto my bed and now she was snoozing peacefully. Her body was filthy from being outside, and now my bed was covered in mud and water…but that was the least of my concerns at this point. The greatest concern I had now was what she had just learned from her.
Everything she had told him was true. There really was a planet far beyond the Milky Way that she called home, and she was lost and afraid. It was like that movie, E.T…although this alien was nothing like E.T. She was lovely to look at…stunning even. Despite her tail, her animal like legs, and her pointed ears, there was an exotic beauty to her…something that was so human and yet so otherworldly. Her face, though sleeping, was caught in a mixture of pain and fear…and yet she seemed so delicate. She was like a flower of some kind.
“What am I going
Hollow ManThe sunlight cut through the stagnant ash, making leopard-print patterns on the forest floor. At least, it had used to be a forest—now, only a few gray stumps protruded through the loose dirt. It should have smelled like the wet, green spring that had been announced several months ago on the radio; instead, the smoky smell of burnt leather clouded up Violet’s nostrils, somehow poking through the layer of grime covering her face.Hollow Man1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
Crouching down, she slung her backpack to the ground and stuck her left hand into its depths. The clots of dark, greasy hair that had snuck out of her ponytail fell into her eyes despite her tireless efforts to tuck them behind her ears. A torn tank top that may once have been purple but that had darkened to match the bland colours of the landscape drooped from her shoulders. Deeply tanned skin peeked out from the holes in her jeans.
The five fingernails that gripped a half-melted plastic lantern were blackened and gnawed off—the rest of her f
Messing With Kirk (Kirk x Reader)Messing With Kirk (Kirk x Reader)1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
You had been quiet. Too quiet. You were never on the Bridge at the same time as him so that wasn't unusual, but what WAS unusual was that you were nowhere to be found. He tried the vents, Engineering, Med Bay and nothing. So today he decided to go to your quarters to make sure you were alive.
The door opened with an almost inaudible whoosh and Kirk saw you at your desk with a deranged smile on your face. "Uh....(y/n)? Are you okay?"
Your shoulders shook with silent laughter as the smile stayed.
"Please tell me you didn't get into the Sour Patch Kids again? You know the sugar messes with your head." he said as he took a hesitant step forward.
"I'm fine. Just hanging out." you replied not blinking.
"Uh...huh. So, haven't seen you in awhile. Watcha been up to?" he inquired curiously as he sat down across from you.
"Making a Spock puppet." you told him.
"You mean 'sock' puppet, don't you (y/n)?" he asked with a quirked eyebrow.
You raised your right hand that had a puppet in a blue shirt w
An Original Transformation TG - Part 4 (End)An Original Transformation - EndAn Original Transformation TG - Part 4 (End)3 weeks ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Part 4 (End)
Fleur still seemed concerned even as I gave her a big hug. She clung to me as I looked back in the mirror with the subtle redness of tears around my eyes. Only when my smile endured past my tears did Fleur partake in a smile of her own.
Malina dashed around to give me a pat on the back and a smile of her own as she offered, “It is! So cool! Awww… It’s really something to look in the mirror and see a different face. Honestly that’s about all I use this mirror for. Along with sexy posing.” I giggled with Malina and posed a little bit too.
Eventually, Malina put the mirror back. The euphoria of the moment slipped into the realization I would be mostly a girl for the rest of the evening (with breasts and groin reverting last). It was a rough guess but Fleur’s “transformation calculator” app indexed the times of everything we’d used so far and declared that I had a little over
Star Trek Prank Week Part III (BonesxReader)Star Trek Prank Week Part III (BonesxReader)1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
It had been happening for the last THREE weeks. He checked the vents and found nothing. He checked his com to see if there were any bugs and Scotty said it checked out fine. Was it possible he cracked? Nah. He was better than that. Although being in space for five years almost...WAS he going space-happy? The one thing he was sure of was that you were an evil genius on top of being sneaky and a space ninja. But he loved you and so that why he was willing to put up with your craziness. He never should've given you the access code to his room. Granted he was drunk, but he should've known that you would do something like this.
Bones yawned and ran a hand over his face as he sleepily stumbled into his quarters then flopped down face first onto his bed. He smiled as his eyes started to close and felt himself drifting off.
"Leonard...I see you~!" you sing-songed in a creepy tone.
Bones' eye snapped open and he jump
Growing Out of Time - Chapter 2“J……..o……..s……..h.”Growing Out of Time - Chapter 23 weeks ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The young man groaned and rolled over to his side, the bed creaking as he did so. He hadn’t expected to fall asleep so quickly or even fall asleep at all.
“Hmmmm, Vel....wut essit?” he mumbled. He waited for her response, but the room remained silent.
“Vel?” he whispered. Still, no sound came from her, not even a snort. Is she dreaming again?
He extended a hand out toward his wife.
“Vel are you slee—” he stopped short as his fingers grazed across the cool empty sheets. He couldn’t feel her warmth. There was nothing. To confirm her absence, he cracked open his eyes a little. The room was still dark, but he could at least see the small body that had once lain beside him was no longer there. He reached over to the night stand to turn on a light, waving his hand blindly in the dark for the lamp.
the Blood of HeroesIt was the middle of the night and the lab in the Guardians headquarters was quiet. That didn’t last as the door opened and three young people entered. “Um, are we going to get caught?” Stupendous asked, looking around nervously. “And isn’t there an alarm in here?”the Blood of Heroes4 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Don’t worry, squirt. Polygirl’s sound asleep in Gordon’s room. There should be enough time to do what I need to do,” Hnekakal said as she went over to one of the machines in the large room. “And I took care of the alarm.”
“Are you sure you know how to work that thing?” Testament asked.
“Eyup,” the Native woman replied as she started pushing bottoms on the control panel. “I memorized how this do-hickey works. It only looked like I wasn’t paying attention.”
Testament crossed his arms. “I’m not sure that it’ll work the same way on you that it did with me.”
She turned to him and thumped