Go To Sleep (FredXReader One-Shot)A yawn escaped (F/N) as she stretched her soar body across the common room couch. She hadn't done anything all day but study and after a while that gets quite tiresome. Not only was it studying, but it was studying with Hermione. (F/N) didn't have anything agents the first year, but studying with her was the worst. The girl simply didn't know when to stop correcting people. One thing was for sure. Professor Snape was right when he called he an insufferable know it all. 'At least the common room is quite' you thought happily only to be proven wrong.Go To Sleep (FredXReader One-Shot)46 minutes ago in Short Stories More Like This
Fred clearly not noticing the fact that (F/N) didn't want to be bothered went and sat on her stomach.
" 'Ello (F/N) what would a fine girl like you be doing on a night like tonight ea?" He asked playfully.
She responded with rolling eyes, "Well I was trying to sleep. Now get off my you bloody idiot!" She pushed him off and onto the ground only for him to climb back up and in to a interesting position
A Quick Escape It was everywhere: pink-kissed flowers mingling with green, frothy lace that made her itch just by looking at it, screaming children playing tag and adults pretending they weren’t sneaking drinks from the bar. She was currently hiding near the bathrooms, behind a faux weeping willow, watching the dancing and insanity of their family and friends. Her wedding was happening around her: the vows had been said, the dinner eaten, and the cake cut, so why was she hiding behind the décor avoiding everyone? Probably because it had been happening since early this morning; breakfast with the girls, a movie, lunch and getting dressed, walking up the sand aisle to her fiancée, husband, dinner and dancing, ugh. Where was he anyway?A Quick Escape2 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“What are you doing over here pumpkin?” The voice of her husband made her jump as he wrapped his arms around her. “Heya baby.”
The Great Shipping EndeavorThe Great Shipping Endeavor8 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Alright, I would very much like you to receive my apology regarding the events of which you probably heard a heart wrenching amount of times and of which I may or may not be entirely responsible for. I would just like you to hear my story in its entirety, perhaps while receiving a fresh perspective on this unpleasant subject. I suppose it began like this…
I assume you recall, my lord, the package designed to establish peace between the glorious nation you and I inhabit and the one opposing our borders in the north? Of course I’m certain that you do, for you are not known, at least to the likes of me, to be forgetful of a matter filled vastly with such great importance. You gave me the great honour of taking responsibility for the transfer of this package containing, if I remember correctly, a few tons of our kingdom’s richest and most elegant chocolates. I was given the station of captain on the vessel that would
Sherlock Chatroom *BONUS* (LestradeXReader)Sherlock Chatroom *BONUS* (LestradeXReader)8 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
(Y/n) has logged on.
Sherlock has logged on.
John has logged on.
‘Hey guys – YN’
‘Hey (Y/n) – John’
‘Hello – Sherlock’
‘Has anyone seen Mycroft? – YN’
‘No why? – Sherlock’
‘I want a lap dance and since he’s a hooker…. – YN’
‘Eww – Sherlock’
‘You’ve tried (Y/n) he’s not going to give you one – John’
‘Oh he will – YN’
Mary has logged on.
‘Hey Mary – YN’
‘Hey (Y/n) – Mary’
‘Hello – John’
‘You’re in the next room John you don’t have to say hello – Mary’
‘Sorry for caring :C – John’
‘I’m sorry – Mary’
‘Jesus where the hell is Mycroft I want my lap dance! – YN’
‘You finally convinced him?! – Mary’
‘Not yet I’m waiting till he comes onlin
Sherlock Chatroom 12 (SebastianXReader)Sherlock Chatroom 12 (SebastianXReader)9 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
(Y/n) has logged on.
Mary has logged on.
Molly has logged on.
‘Yay girls only chatroom! – Mary’
Sebastian has logged on.
‘And I spoke to soon :C – Mary’
‘What’d I do? – Sebastian’
‘Nothin Tiger – YN’
‘^_^ - Sebastian’
‘Tiger? – Molly’
‘Yes? – Sebastian’
‘Why Tiger? – Mary’
‘Cause…… - YN’
‘You don’t know do you? – Molly’
‘Because I’m an animal ;D – Sebastian’
Sherlock has logged on.
‘Hey Sherly Werly – YN’
‘AWW – Mary’
‘I am so using that – Molly’
‘I hate you all – Sherlock’
John has logged on.
‘Hey bro – YN’
‘Hi – John’
‘Hello love – Mary’
‘Aww you two make me sick – YN’
‘Then why’d you aw? – Sebastian’
I am 57% Kawaii!![X] + You have blue/green eyes.I am 57% Kawaii!!10 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
[X] + You blush a lot.
[ ] + You giggle.
[X] + You're quiet.
[X] + You say random silly things.
[ ] + You have a 'baby face.
[ ] + You wear a more "down to earth" style of clothing.
[X] + You don't wear halter tops or anything too 'showy'
[ ] + You're under 5 feet 6 inches tall.
TOTAL SO FAR:5
[X] + You're a virgin.
[X] + Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.
[X] + Your idea of a date is really romantic.
[X] + You sleep with a stuffed animal.
[X] + You like to cuddle
[X] + You've never played the Nervous game.
[X] + You don't even know what the nervous game is.
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
[X] = You like the color pink/light blue.
[X] = You tend to wear bright colors.
TOTAL SO FAR: 14
[X] + You can be ignorant/oblivious.
[ ] + You'd consider yourself shy.
[ ] + You like happy upbeat music.
[ ] + You like "Cutesy" music.
TOTAL SO FAR: 15
♥What YOU think is cute
Rol Cita -Parte 1-Rol Cita -Parte 1-11 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
*Había quedado con ella a las 10 de la mañana... Cerca de la puerta del Gremio. Y él llevaba esperando desde las nueve. ¿La razón? Estaba impaciente y nervioso, ¡aquella iba a ser su primera cita en mucho tiempo! ¿Cuándo fue la última? Ni él mismo lo recordaba. Pero intentando recordarlo y entre pensamientos varios, el tiempo fue pasando lentamente, y la hora indicada se iba acercando.* (¡Qué nervios, qué nervios!) >w< *Estaba bastante ilusionado, aunque le había dado pena tener que mentir a Aria y decirle que hoy no se iba de misión con ella porque se iba a entrenar... ¡Pero le había mentido por una buena razón que seguro que ella comprendería! ...Algún día (?)*
*Mientras tanto un poco mas adelante, Kairi caminaba calmada y sin prisa, no era exactamente porque iba bien de hora, sino que poco a poco sus pensamientos la atormenta
Handful (Deaged!Team Free WillXReader)You pulled up outside the Man of Letters bunker or the ‘Batcave’ as Dean calls it. When you opened the door you heard no noise coming from anyone in the base. You cautiously walked down the stairs and into the kitchen where you froze. There sitting in a pile of clothes was a young toddler.Handful (Deaged!Team Free WillXReader)12 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“DEAN! SAM!” You exclaimed making the child look at you. You paled when you saw Charlie’s necklace hanging around the toddler making you raise you eyebrows.
“Charlie?” You asked crouching down. Charlie giggled and reached her arms up to you. Sighing you picked her up while wrapping her in her now overly large Star War’s t-shirt. You went into the main room and saw an baby surrounded by large clothes.
“Oh dear god” You groaned when you saw it was Sam’s clothes the baby was playing in.
“Sammy!” You heard a high voice cry from another room. Picking up Sam you went into the room and saw Dean sitting on his bed crying.
Sherlock Chatroom 11 (MycroftXReader)Sherlock Chatroom 11 (MycroftXReader)16 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
(The pic will make sense near the end)
(Y/n) has logged on.
Sebastian has logged on.
Mycroft has logged on.
‘Carry On My Wayward Son! – YN’
‘What? – Mycroft’
‘There’ll be peace when you are done! – Sebastian’
‘Wtf? – Mycroft’
‘Lay your weary head to rest! – YN’
‘Don’t you cry no more! – Sebastian
‘Ah! – YN’
‘*Awesome sole* - Sebastian’
Jim has logged on.
John has logged on.
‘Once I rose above the noise and confusion! – YN’
‘What? – John’
‘Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion! – Sebastian’
‘Oh god not this crap again – Jim’
‘*Dramatic gasp* JIM! THIS IS NOT CRAP! – YN’
‘*Le gasp* HOW DARE YOU! – Sebastian’
‘I really need new employees – Jim’
‘Yes you do – Mycroft’
(Y/n) has sent a PM to Sebastian.
Ancient Rose chapter 8Twenty minutes later Ruby, Weiss, the king and queen, and to Ruby and Weiss’s surprise Elda and Yang were all sitting around the small Dinning table they used when they weren’t having a formal meal. The king was looking back and forth from Elda, to Ruby, and then to Weiss. Both Weiss and Ruby had their heads down is embarrassment from the king finding them huddled together naked on the floor. “You knew this would happen didn’t you?” He asked Elda who hadn’t stopped grinning since the two had entered the room with faces so red from embarrassment the made Ruby’s cape look a pale shade of pink. When they had entered Yang had to excuse herself from the room until she stopped laughing.Ancient Rose chapter 818 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Yes I did, and I hadn’t told you because I believed that you wouldn’t have allowed it.” Elda said. Her voice was calm and even and she was looking at him with a look in her eye that along with her voice scared him.
“I am glad that my lit
TF2: Never forget Scout's BonkRed Scout paced the room, hands behind him and his eyes twitching a little here and there. The only time he halted was to turn to the door as it opened, revealing the Red Soldier there with an armful of groceries. Scout turned his full attention on him, as Soldier rummaged through the bag.TF2: Never forget Scout's Bonk19 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Should be enough supplies for the next few days..."
"And my Bonk?"
"...Heavy's sandwich ingredients..."
"...Spy's smoking packs..."
"You forgot the Bonk Again, didn't you?"
The Soldier looked to scold the younger man, but having heard what he said, he looked a little worried. Scout's eyes still twitched; very bad sign.
"Look, private. They were out of stock at the time being, it should be full again by next week." Soldier set the bag down on the table.
"...Ever watched the Shining?"
Odd question, but it seemed the boy was okay with going on without his energy drink for a few more days. Smirking, the American turned to the Boston.
"It's an okay film, bit slow on
TF2: Marill"Yo, Dude."TF2: Marill19 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Blu Heavy, who had been in the middle of an afternoon stroll, halted upon hearing from his favorite little buddy on the team. The Boston was at that time leaning against one of the tall posts of the base, arms crossed and looking slightly bored. But he was curious about one thing;
"You really went and did it?"
"Get...whatever you call those things?"
"Oh, the Pokemon. They is tiny but is good." He gestured to his back with his head. Scout glanced with a raised eyebrow. On the shaved bear's back was what looked like a round mouse, all blue with a white tummy and a zigzag tail with a blue ball on the end of it.
"Is Marill. Leetle mouse cute."
"..." Scout gave no comment just staring at the little creature, as it looked back at him, wagged its tail and gave a squeal of,
Scout had out of the blue gone from confused bored man to one who seemed to be suffering a heart attack, clutching at his own chest, stumbling over on his side.
"Dah!" Heavy, out
(PROLOG) Welcome to World AcademyIrlandka zamknęła drzwi. W kącikach jej ust czaił się złośliwy uśmieszek. Nareszcie zebrała wszystkie składniki potrzebne by wypełnić formułę. Była z siebie bardzo zadowolona. Przez moment stała oparta o drzwi, oddychając głęboko, by uspokoić kołaczące się w piersi serce, bijące tak, jakby chciało się z stamtąd wyrwać. Jeszcze raz spojrzała na skrawek pergaminu, który ściskała w drżącej dłoni. Nie mogę sobie pozwolić na najmniejszy błąd. –Spoważniała. Jeszcze raz, dla pewności przeleciała wzrokiem lichy skrawek butwiejącej już skóry. Zatarła ręce z zapałem. -No to bierzemy się do roboty.-mruknęła cicho. Spięła swoje długie włosy barwy miedzi w wysoki kucyk. Grzywka oczywiście opadła jej na p(PROLOG) Welcome to World Academy1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
How to eat Noodles - The Stupid WayYou know, there's a variety of ways you can eat a bowl of noodles. Tired of an old one? Well then, never ever try the following tips. It's only done by brofessionals (lol).How to eat Noodles - The Stupid Way1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
As a standard rule, eat it using chopsticks. Chopsticks are means used by mostly Japanese and Chinese to eat noodles, but it's also starting to be used worldwide. It's nice, and quite a hand sport, too!
No chopsticks? Then use a fork! It's never been so bad to use these three-pointed eating utensil for eating, right? Just spin a woo!
No forks, huh? Use a spoon! You can even pick up the broth and feel the delicious taste with the noodles!
No spoon? Simple! Pick up four straws from your surroundings and make emergency chopsticks with it! Wastes no money and saves the earth (lol).
No straws? Don't worry. Use your pencil. An alternative to chopsticks and straws.
No pencil? Better than eating pencils, you better bite Mintz. You don't know Mintz? Peek the Mintz Indonesian Advertisement on YouTube. Lol.
No Mintz? Use a pen
Effective Weapons for Zombie Defense - Spoof TextAlright, you're living in a town where every hope is sealed. Everyone had recently became zombies--your family, your lover, your maid, your boy, your girl, your grandmother, your teacher who loves to scold you, the bully who often pull your underwear up, even your whore. Ah, forget it. The thing is that you need to survive in this town and escape, to find a new life, a peaceful one.Effective Weapons for Zombie Defense - Spoof Text1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
You're sheltering in a self-made shelter, and you can hear roars and moans of zombies from afar. They are human carnivores that will gladly took your flesh off your body and suck your blood, thrusting their sharp teeths in with their thrilling face, exposed eyes and messy bodies. They will hug you so hard you can't escape their lovely grasp. You are alone, and you can't use many weapons in one time. The shelter is full of weapons. Which one should you choose?
1. A Hand Gun -- Just be sure to leave behind one ammo in the magazine, you're going to need it for your head for damn sure.
2. A Revolver -- You best
Things happenThings happen1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
И такое бывает
Вовка проснулся от звука упавшего на пол тела.
Кто-то другой подумал бы, что упал мешок картошки, например, или грабитель оступился на скользком па
Team Ancient Flame: Errand 1#Blaze and Tyler were walking in the street, Tyler was carrying buckets with ink, while Tyler was carrying several brushes.Team Ancient Flame: Errand 1#1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Why do people paint nasty things in the walls, Ty?” the Tyrunt asked his older foster brother. Blaze looked back at him “They might think it is funny.” He says “Painting those things just to see how people react to them.”
They arrived in one of those said paintings.
The wall was covered into very nasty words, and obscene paintings, Blaze in the same moment regretted having brought Tyler with him.
The small tyrunt, being to innocent, just looked curiously at the things “What is it, Ty?” he asked, pointing to a curious drawing that other pokemon seemed about to eat, Blaze could feel his cheeks heating.
“I-It is nothing important.” He said, and Tyler looked at a phrase that was in the wall “Luke is a mo-” but before he could finish reading, Blaze exclaimed “Lets get cleaning it!”
Grill Grease - A Hood StoryObserve the peace of the waxed floors, the sparkling sinks, the smooth jazz, the attorneys and white-collar businessmen discussing neoliberalism whilst drying their glistening fingernails in chrome-plated driers. Enter new character - the door swings open to reveal a sludge-bomb-oil-mucus-infested-homunculus, straight from the ends. That's me, Jack "Ratty" Greening.Grill Grease - A Hood Story1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
The chrome device breaks in the hysteria. The businessmen turn around with wild eyes and re-shit themselves; yeah, I'm not really a part of their group. I move, they dodge. I piss, they run - thus is the life of a criminal.
Did I mention? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, a man convicted.
The room I'm attacking with wazzo happens to have mad strong lighting, a situation a rat such as me rarely finds. It's a problem, though, making me feel exposed. I catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror: thick and greasy hair, unwashed from days of running from the feds; spots of every shade and shape, possibly due to the thick oil coating I apply
Superhero Sports Chapter 2: DodgeballIF YOU HAVE ANY FONDNESS FOR BATMAN AND SUPERMAN, DO NOT READ THIS.Superhero Sports Chapter 2: Dodgeball1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
For those of you that don't care, go right on ahead. (See below for some background on the story.)
It’s another cold day in Metropolis as the Superheroes prepare for another epic battle. Today’s sport is dodgeball, a favorite among many of our contestants.
The teams are in!
The Incredible Hulk
And once again, it appears that the teams are a bit uneven. Team America pulls Batman in from the audience again, despite some objections from teammates. The teams are headed by both Captains, which is handy in case anyone forgets who is in charge.
The balls are out and the teams are ready.
The game is on! Plastic Man zips a few arms out and grabs a dozen balls. He lobs the balls at Cyclops. But Cyclops is too fast!
ask lucariohey guys lucario fan here im anwers any questions you may have so ask me any question you want but i do have rulesask lucario1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
1 no gross stuff
2 if you have bad comments lay them down gently after all im still a beinger and i still have alot to learn
3 no asking me when the next story will be out im working on it as we speak
4 finale im happy to see some views and im hopeing to see many more in the future
anyway this lucariofan wishing you a happy easter goodbye for now
A Slender Kind of TrollingA Slender Kind of Trolling2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jeff walked the quiet empty woods with the Tall Man, the both of them saying nothing and basking in the silence of the woods. Until the Tall Man decided to break that silence.
"Hey Jeffrey, how do you sleep when you cut your eyelids off eleven years ago? Did they grow back or something?" The Tall Man asked, holding back a laugh as Jeff's eyes grew wide at the question.
"I don't sleep. My victims do." Jeff said. The Tall Man resisted the urge to snicker and held his cool.
"Oh is that so? I could've sworn that I saw you asleep once before." The Tall Man said.
"HOW!? I cut my f***ing eyelids off!! Wait...you're just pulling my strings aren't you?" Jeff said, rolling his eyes at the Tall Man. He had to admit, the Tall Man was good at this but Jeff was already too used to how he executed this that he saw the warning signs before anything bad could happen. Yes, even someone like the Tall Man needed to play around with others every once in a while.
"And I pulled them so well. Ah, it was fun w