Harry Potter according to Facebook 2Harry Potter according to Facebook 2 2 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Alex Blaine has uploaded a photo and tagged Dixon Malfoy 'NEW PETS! ^_^'
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Remus Lupin: Where did you get a Koala and Platypus?
Dixon Malfoy: the zoo
Remus Lupin:.......You stole them from a zoo?
Alex Blaine: Yes. Problem?
Dixon Malfoy: I shall call my Platypus Jukka
Sirius Black: Why that name?
Dixon Malfoy: Cause it's an awesome name
Alex Blaine: I named my Koala Gerry
Lucius Malfoy: Gerry is a dumbass name
Abraxas Malfoy: I wanted to call you Gerry but your mother wanted you to be called Lucius
Dixon Malfoy: Holy shit dad you can work an iPhone?
Abraxas Malfoy: Course I can I'm hip
Lucius Malfoy: more like you need a hip
Remus Lupin: Lol
Abraxas Malfoy has de-friended Lucius Malfoy
Severus Snape likes this
Lucius Malfoy: I didn't even know we were friends
Abraxas Malfoy: I may have hacked your Facebook
Lucius Malfoy: -__-
Dailia Malfoy has changed her name to Dailia
Xbox One SatireXbox one is a next generation console that will make your games look awesome and play awesome but their is one major problem with Le Xbox one it acts like a total dick.Xbox One Satire2 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Me: Xbox Go to TitanFall
Xbox One: Watchdogs?
Me: Xbox I said go to Titanfall
Xbox One: TitanPorn?
Me: Xbox What the fuck are you thinking today, I just want to play some titanfall.
Xbox One: You want to Fuck me, but I'm a virgin?
Me: Fuck you Jarvis I'll click on the game myself so I won't have to listen to your Whinny ass.
Meanwhile I played my titanfall for about a few hours until suddenly Xbox one Engages in conversation while I was making a huge kill streak mid match.
Xbox One: Go to NetFlix?
Xbox One: Go To Twitch?
Me: Xbox one Go to hell I am trying to play my game.
Xbox One: No, you go to hell!
Me: Fuck Me you just don't know when to shut the fuck up when I need you to do so.
Xbox One: I'm just a gaming console you can't say shit about me Bitch!
OC Interview MemeI stole this from Mama :iconSapphireSpirit:OC Interview Meme4 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
I saw hers and laughed so much, now I wanna do it UwU
1: Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OCs.
3. Tag people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal.
I feel the need to choose more than one character, so >w>~
http://sta.sh/01guiqrsipg8 / http://sta.sh/0241lnj606u6 Eitri
1. What is your name?
Shoku: Shoku Sparkes.
Morpheus: You may call me Morpheus.
Corin: ...Corin Shyffare.
Roka: My name is Roka!
Eitri: I'm known as Eitri.
2. Do you know why you were named that?
Shoku: I have no clue. My creator decide
Adventures of Avina and Apocs Episode 1 Bunny ZeroThe vastro was sitting in her mansion on Fatineris after abruptly leaving her home on earth with the apocs Sketch, Zero, and Arc she wondered how they were doing. She was actually experimenting again with different things and was bored, so maybe she could go fuck with her old friends. Taking another sip of her cider she leans back in the chair, plotting who she could mess with and how. She had already done a spider trick with Zero, messed with Arc playfully, and pretty much did the same with Sketch with several drinking contest she won. She thought for a moment before an idea came into her head and she chuckled darkly before getting up finishing off her bottle of cider. She walks upstairs towards her wing, opening a door she looked around for something. She has many enchanted and cursed object, mostly for torture and prey but some items were funny. She pulled out something, it was a bunny hood you know that bunny ears on that headband you could get around Easter and Halloween. It was tAdventures of Avina and Apocs Episode 1 Bunny Zero4 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Akatsuki MemeAkatsuki Meme by MONEYCANTBUYINSANESSAkatsuki Meme6 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
12. Kabuto (what the heck, man. I don’t even care)
1) Konan is having a birthday party. What does Zetsu get them?
Origami paper, flowers, and assorted body parts.
2) Is Deidara popular with the opposite gender?
Hm… probably, yeah.
3) What would happen if Kabuto and Orochimaru were forced to take care of someone else's baby?
Wow, that turned out well. Orochimaru doesn’t really do anything. Kabuto is… okay… ish.
4) Kisame is waiting in line at the grocery store to buy his groceries. What are they thinking? Why is Hidan wearing a Brittany Spears Mask?
Kisame is thinking about his mother. He saw her in the fish section, on sale for $9.99. And I wonder why Hidan is wearing a Brittany Spears mask too.
5) What are Kakuzu's feelings about Konan?
Eh. He don’t give a crap.
6) If Pein had to choose between going on
Come moscas y lombricesEl 74 de agosto siempre será recordado como una fecha patria para la nación de los Colibríes. Es cuando se conmemora la vieja batalla de los Espárragos en la Cocina Doña Chuy.Come moscas y lombrices13 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Era debido a la gran concentración de grasa,manteca y cochambre en la cocina de Doña Chuy por lo que toda clase de insectos provenientes de todas las naciones llegaban a éste lugar como lugar de esparcimiento, apareamiento y conferencias de los avances tecnológicos de las últimas semanas (que en tiempo insecto es algo así como lo que tarda una temporada de Dr. House para nosotros).
Pero aquella ocasión fue diferente pues la república de las verduras decidieron dar fin al festín y conferencias aburridísimas de escarabajos y sus supuestos "coleopteros hidraulicos" que además estaban pasados de moda (demasiado setenteros para el gusto de las calabazas). So, una noche, mientras todos los insectos estaban activos, fue que comenzó el a
Todd Tolansky x Mutant!Reader: My Frog Prince(Name) - twoje imięTodd Tolansky x Mutant!Reader: My Frog Prince15 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
(f/c) - ulubiony kolor
(s/f/c) - drugi ulubiony kolor
(e/c) - kolor oczu
(h/c) - kolor włosów
(h/l) - długość włosów
"(Name)? (Name)! Gdzie jesteś?" spojrzałaś w dół na swojego starszego brata. Stał dokładnie pod drzewem, na którego gałęzi siedziałaś, ukryta pośród liści, niemalże stapiając się z nimi. Czemu się ukrywasz, mogłabyś spytać. Ano dlatego, że jesteś mutantem. Jak? cóż...
Wszystko było dobrze, byłaś normalną nastolatką, aż do dzisiejszego popołudnia, kiedy kąpiąc się po lekcji wychowania fizycznego. Jedna z dziewczyn nagle zaczęła krzyczeć w przerażeniu, zaraz za nią kolejne, nie wiedziałaś o co im chodzi, aż w końcu spojrza&
Beefed UpLi sat the large cardboard package she’d been handed over at the door on her kitchen table and regarded it curiously. She’d not sent off for anything recently at all, yet just minutes earlier a deliveryman had turned up to her house asking her to sign for a box that said ‘handle with care’ on it, and although confused, she agreed and brought it in. She swore she could hear something sloshing inside its confines so was it some sort of liquid, a drink, maybe? She had no idea, but she was about to find out, and was a little annoyed as she’d planned to go hang out with Rita at the arcades in a few minutes too.Beefed Up16 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Producing a small pen knife from a kitchen draw, the Lupeo sliced the cardboard container open and inspected its contents: A six-pack of drinks! Huh, though they didn’t seem to be alcohol like she’d suddenly hoped they would be. Removing them, she realised that they were shakes of some sort, of a pale chocolate colour that were sealed up to a
Pietro Maximoff X Xavier's Dauther! Reader PL(name) - Twoje imięPietro Maximoff X Xavier's Dauther! Reader PL16 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Somethink To Tell
Westchnęłaś czując podmuch powietrza, rozwiewający twoje włosy. Spojrzałaś przed siebie, na stojącego zaraz przed tobą Pietra, z wielkim uśmiechem wymalowanym na twarzy.
To nie tak, że go nie lubisz, po prostu irytuje cię to, że jest taki szybki i nie może ustać w jednym miejscu dłużej niż kilka sekund. Zupełnie tak samo jak teraz.
Stał przed tobą w jednej chwili, by w następnej pobiec w tylko sobie znanym kierunku, zostawiając cię samą na środku korytarza. Po raz kolejny westchnęłaś i ruszyłaś przed siebie, kierując kroki w stronę jadalni w której czekali już na ciebie twoi przyjaciele. Co prawda znasz ich od niespełna roku, od czasu jak twój ojciec, Charles Xavier, na powrót otworzył swój o
Attack Of The Alien PotatoesThe day was like any other day, maybe a Tuesday or was it a Wednesday. Oh well that doesn’t matter… Wait, I remember now, it was a Friday. Anyways, our city Piks Puds was going about its normal routine; The farmers were farming, the butchers were butchering, the accountants were laughing. Just your normal day.Attack Of The Alien Potatoes17 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
When ol Billy came running into town just screaming. Now this was very odd as billy is a boy and doesn’t normally express anything. He kept running to each adult he could find to ask for help, but each just ignored him or turned him away.
Until Billy found a listening ear, and that ear belonged to… really her? Of course she would listen, but did it have to be her, we used to date… and lets just say it ended badly and now she has that adorable thing called a restraining order. I am getting ahead of myself. Anyways Amy had an ear to offer Billy, heck she even had two, but the number of ears isn’t important. what is really important is what Billy
Not Always Right Stories (Part 1)An Extra Toast To All The Idiots:Not Always Right Stories (Part 1)17 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
(I work at a restaurant making sandwiches. My co-worker asked me to talk to a customer over the phone who wanted to voice a complaint about food he ordered several days ago.)
Me: “Hello. Thank you for calling [Restaurant]. What can I help you with today?”
Customer: “Yes, hi. Uh, I ordered a sandwich from y’all a while ago, and the bread was too hard for me. I’d like the names of the employees working so I can leave a complaint.”
Me: “Oh, I'm sorry to hear that ,sir. Please tell me about the order so I can rectify the problem.”
Customer: “Well, I ordered the steak and cheese foot long, and when I tried eating it the bread was too crunchy.”
Me: “Uh, sure… Did you have this sandwich toasted, by any chance?”
Customer: “Yes, I did. Why?”
Me: “Well, usu
Busted For Thieving A/N:this never happened i wish it did though because this would make school more exciting excluding the fact that i stole a lot and just to clarify i don't like tickling for a punishment unless this is a betBusted For Thieving 1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
While in Middle school and in 8th grade sitting around doing nothing but talking to people and then the bell rang and signified for it to be 2nd period which is for me History and we were learning medieval times on how they tickle people for thieving others thought it was weird but it fascinated me a lot then someone in my room said someone stole something and the teacher said "really did you just notice now when we were talking about stealing and punishment so who do you think did it" She thought for a second and said it was me and i said "what i didn't do it" "yeah you did i'm positive you did it" "now Francisco did you steal it" "no i didn't" "well your current track record of stealing doesn't make us believe you" "so all the other times i did it and th
yaM4e and my freidn Rissi wer'e just you know. Chatting on this IM program called sKype when 2 very maybe attractive guys except for ugly guyy came out of the computers skype and brought them together. one of them was basically a burning baby with pink hair and abs and the other was a lame guy with eyes and an ice penis. They stuck their dinky dongs into the grils peepees. their urethras. they came and it was b est ever. natsu is legendya1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
Forbidden love (Lucius MalfoyXReader) part 5You currently sat by Black lake your mind replaying what happened since before and during Christmas.Forbidden love (Lucius MalfoyXReader) part 51 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
Remus stood in fun of you in his dorm holding your hands looking nervous.
"There's......something I need to tell you" He started.
"Your gay?" You guessed.
"What?! No I'm not gay!" Remus shrieked.
"What I'm about to tell you, you have to promise not to tell anyone not even James or Sirius" Remus said almost pleadingly.
"Ok" You nodded starting to feel nervous now.
"(Y/n)......Im.......... A werewolf" Remus whispered looking at the floor.
"A werewolf?" You asked after a few seconds. Remus nodded and you sighed in relief making him confused.
"Merlin I thought you were dying or something!" You said making Remus look at you confused.
"What?....Your not scared?" Remus asked confused.
"Remus I've had my suspicions for a while the way you always disappear on the full moon, your scars the way you tensed up when I asked could you help me with our essays we had to do on
F$#@ LANDStupidity was always a regular part of Daniel’s day.F$#@ LAND1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
He, of course, had the misfortune of being led the docks as part of some video for Elise’s Vine account. Upon hearing the idea for the video, Thomas was completely on board (pun intended) and the other two boys didn’t exactly have any say in the matter either way.
“GET YOUR TOWELS READY, IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN!” Elise shouted to the top of her lungs while Thomas and Dante started rapping about boats in auto tune.
The four stood on a docked boat all dressed in white sailor outfits with a radio blasting I’M ON A BOAT by The Lonely Island. Loud rapping and profanities could be heard from the other side of Manhattan while Dan had his face buried in his hands.
How did he keep getting dragged into these stupid videos anyway?
Morgan Freeman Pony Adventures 5Log 5Morgan Freeman Pony Adventures 51 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
(Back in Equestria)
(Dr.Hooves) How is the Portal going over there (Scientist) it’s not fully complete yet (Hooves) Well go faster we need the main 6 back now we need the elements we won’t last much longer! (Scientist) were working as fast as we can! (Princess Luna) well we can’t hold back the Queens army forever you must hurry! I must go back to Canterlot and Help the Princesses.
(Back in PonyVille)
(appleBloom) what do we do were goanna get caught (SweetieBelle) just be quiet and we will be fine. (Scootaloo) ~Shhhh~ there coming this way (Changeling 1) I heard something over here (Changeling 2) oh sure just like the last 15 other times? (Changeling 1) No really I’ll show you! [Changeling lifts barrel] (AppleBloom) RUN!
(Back on Earth)
*Morgan Freeman* as the 6 ponies become more worried about their home I tried to cheer them up… I brought them to this thing called ponycon… I didn’t know it
Owner Meets Pet (Jeff the killer meets Smile Dog)The sound of scraping and howling at my door, it sounds like a dog. Which is weird considering I don't have a dog, I'll go check it out. I press pause on the video I was recording to go on youtube. Getting up from my computer chair I move over towards the bedroom door, the pawing and panting now getting louder. I open my do-GACK! The animal pounces clamping it's jaws down on the human's throat with it's human canine's breaking the neck and suffocating the human. As the teenager spoke their last breath, "SPREAD THE WORD!..."Owner Meets Pet (Jeff the killer meets Smile Dog)1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
The dog let go before liking it's lips and sitting down, looking around the room panting now it was a typical room for humans. This on nothing really special it was a normal human. But it did have something the dog wanted, food it was hungry. Getting up the large dog paws around he room, his untrimmed claws clicking and clacking on the wooden floor as he sniffs around. His nose to the ground he sniffs around moving towards the trash can he sticks his large head in i
Story 'O RandomLong, long ago in the world of flying noodles, I had a party of hippos to attend to. But before I put a coconut on top of my head, I had to get and earful of how to not anger 'dem hippos, least they devour me. So, I ran to the store to buy a toilet plunger, when I accidentally tripped over platypus and face-planted into a pile of whale feathers. So, I got up, and in hopes of being funny, I said “Well, at least it wasn't a pangolin!” That only made everyone look my way, and so I stuck my foot into my mouth. So yeah, I quickly bought my toilet plunger, and a lamp, and then ran down the street to my hippo party. Well, when I got there, I found there no hippos, but instead, a bunch of dancing T-rex-cow slipper mutations with laser eyes! Immediately, they turned on me, opening their terrible mouths to reveal their horrifying incisors; perfect for chewing grass, cud, and HUMAN FLESH. Swiftly, I ran down the street in my cowardly valiance to escape, jumped onto my hover-boarStory 'O Random1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
Chapter 2-The first dayThat night was pretty uneventful. Chandra and Tamiyo spent most of the night getting to know each other. Chandra talked about how she met the Belerens and of her family. Tamiyo talked about how she found out she was a Planeswalker.Chapter 2-The first day1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
The next morning Chandra woke up excited. Everyone had to listen to Nicol Bolas (the headmaster) give a small entrance speech. Chandra was very surprised when she found out that not only was he a dragon but a Planeswalker as well. Mostly he explained the rules, what parts of the castle were off limits, and what he expected of them all.
After that he dismissed everyone to their first classes. Chandra was looking forward to Conjurations with Mrs. Kaalia. Tamiyo had told her a lot of the woman and what to expect (Tamiyo is a second year) in ways of what they were going to be summoning. But since it was the first day all they did were introductions, a brief explanation of the class, and at one point Avacyn came in (she has first period free) and was introduced a