Male!D.R.x Cat addict!Reader - What?(Ok,so....makin you guys a reader Insert with male!D.R. I'm just bored and I wanna try this out.and this is my first reader insert.Ok? Bye.)Male!D.R.x Cat addict!Reader - What?23 minutes ago in Short Stories More Like This
One evening,(Y/N) was on the internet watching cat videos in the conference room after the world meeting.She noticed that Her friend,Dalvin Rosario,hasn't left yet."... ¿Por qué sigues aquí como yo?" He asked confused.'What is he saying? I just wanna watch my cat videos right now...meh...'(Y/N) thought silently and continued her videos."estás escuchando?"Dalvin stared with an annoyed look at (Y/N)."What are you even saying???"She looked at Dalvin,Glaring."..I trolled you."Dalvin said."what the FU-"(Y/N) was interrupted by Dalvin kissing her.He stopped after about..3 hours.after he stopped,(Y/N) slapped him."BAKA!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!! MY GOD!! I WANT TO SEE MY CAT VIDEOS! YOU LITTLE BA-" (Y/N) was interrupted once again,but this time Dalvin covered her mouth."I'm sorry..I love you...I really do..."He whispered q
oh oh god WTH is this “Where is he?!?!?!” cried Phil as he threw his stuff around desperately trying to find him, “Where’s my Toby?!?!?!” Jeff walked into the room and sat in a chair. “ Come on gramps, you’re like what, 5,000 years old?”oh oh god WTH is this32 minutes ago in Short Stories More Like This
“5,000 years, 2 months, 1 week, 3 days, 6 hours, 15 minutes, and 6 seconds.”
“My point exactly, so stop throwing a tantrum like a two year old, I mean come on aren’t vampires supposed to be dignified?” Jeff asked the now moping man whose face and the mattress seemed to be best friends.
“When I find my poor Toby I’ll beat you for that.”
“What did I do???”
“You called me one of those stuck up jerks.”
“You don’t like vampires?”
“No, and I look 15 so no matter what my age its ok so long as other people don’t know my age I can act however I want.”
“OOOOO-kay then back t
Living With The Pastas 9"IIIM THE KIND OF HUMAN WRECKAGE THAT YOU LOVE!"Jeff screeched out In the bathroom shower.Sally's voice was heard in the background,"Jeff!You've been in there for hours! I.Need.To.Pee!He sighed,"Alright . Alright Im coming."He got out of the shower pulled on a red t-shirt and khakis.Walking out of the restroom,an angry Sally hit him childishly In the knee and walked in.Living With The Pastas 92 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Slenderman's voice rang out in everypasta's minds,"We have a problem.Living room, now."All heads were accounted for and Slendy began,"I have recieved news that there will be an inspection of houses in the neighborhood this after noon.That means,Illusion forms, you will be enrolled into school again,and clean your rooms, all weapons are to be with all the other kitchen knives and E.J,"he paused and stared straight at him,"Clean out the fridge."He grumbled and trudged towards the kitchen.Everyone was busy, Jeff concealing his knifes, Kuro taking the blades out of her roses, Toby putting his hatchets in the shed, and BEN c
Christy's Wedgie PromblemsKatie walks into her friends room only to find her friend Christy stuck in a wedgie. Katie laughs at Christy before asking her how she got in such a wedgie. Christy says her brother likes to wedgie her. Katie laughs even harder and tells her she came over to do a book report with Christy and didn't expect this!Christy's Wedgie Promblems3 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Katie tells Christy that looks likes fun. As Christy pleads not to be wedgied again, Katie continues to wedgie her, and says how her brother is awesome if this is what he does for fun. Katie even turns Christy over and gives her one hell of a Melvin and laughs the whole time while killing poor Christy's ass with wedgies!
Katie pulls so hard she stretches out those poor panties until they are over Christy's head in a super atomic wedgie.
Monkey Two Ending StoryJust another day to the zoo. A day I suspected to be tiresome, uneventful, and a counting-sheep day. Little did I know how wrong I was.Monkey Two Ending Story3 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
So there I was, my little brother Bobby dragging me from animal to animal.
Camels. Elefantes. Flamingos. Spiders. Snakes. And then... monkeys.
“Wook at dem! Wook at dem!” He shouted in excitement pointing at them, “Der so coot!”
I stifled a laugh. My adorable little brother just called monkeys cute. How ironic.
I looked up at the sky, cursing the too-hot weather when my brother grabbed my hand again.
“WOOK!” He jumped up and down, “What’s that?”
I looked where he was pointing.
One of the monkeys had a key and he was using it to open the lock!
“Oh my gosh!” I muttered to myself, “should I help or just watch. Maybe it’s just normal!”
“Stay here,” I told my brother right before I sprinted off.
I got there just in time to snatch the key from the clever monk
Heaven and HellHeaven and Hell4 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
This is the story of a world after death...
You woke up on the floor of a pitch black room. Standing up and looking around, you heard two pairs of foot steps heading towards you. When they stopped, the room suddenly brightened and two people stood before you. The girl had soft blond hair pulled neatly into a pony tail with a white ribbon, pretty blue eyes, and a white dress, She also had angel wings, a halo, and...is that a whip!? Looking at her you felt a sense of ease.
Her counter part however, had matching hair and eyes. Though his blond hair was spiked in all different directions and his eyes had a feel of deviousness to them. Dressed in a flamed patterned hakama, which was opened a bit, showing off his chest, he smirked at you. You felt a twinge of anxiety as he looked at you.
The boy stepped closer and put his arm around your waist.
"Long time no see! It's a bit sudden, but your short human life will be put to an end in just three days. Let's start on your second life! The "world
The Excaliarsil SabreSummary: The Star Sabre... seems a little familiar.The Excaliarsil Sabre5 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Disclaimer: Soundwave is stuck in the shadowzone. If I did own Transformers, I'd have wiped my hands clean of it by now.
"So this sword... could cut through anything?" Jack asked as he studied the blade, remembering it when it was no more than a few broken shards. "It's so light."
"It is an Iaconian relic, Jack." Arcee reminded the human.
Jack merely shrugged. "I know... Is that why only a Prime could have pulled it out of the stone?"
"Primes get that sort of luxury." Arcee commented with a sarcastic tone, wondering when this conversation was going to end and hoping it would be soon.
"But it was broken." Jack reminded his guardian. "So you displayed it."
"It was an important sword, Jack." The motorcycle replied in a harsher tone, wishing the human would stop questioning every little thing he saw. She wondered where he picked up that little
LOTR PrologueThis is going to be at the start of our new album Collision Theory. This was in script form, but I changed the format so I could post it here.</strong>LOTR Prologue5 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Disclaimer: Still don't own.
Notes: Italics are when Galadriel is doing the voice over. Oh and there may be a possible spoiler or two for those who haven't read the Silmarillion. Just warning you.
The world is changed: I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth, I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes, I smell it in the air...Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.
It began with the forging of the Great Rings.
Three were given to the Elves, immortal, antisocial, wisest, fairest of all beings. Which was strange, since he who made the rings was himself an elf. You'd have thought he'd be biased towards who received the most rings. His name; Celebrimbor. I feel he did not receive enough credit in the trilogy. In fact, he had no
TMN: That is just messed upIt was just an ordinary, peaceful day.TMN: That is just messed up5 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Mikey thought it was to peaceful, so he decides to grab twenty worms and roaches. Then he put it all in a bucket, and decided to tie it so Raph's door, so that when he opens it...it will fall all over him.
Mikey then walked to the living room feeling proud of the prank he just pulled on his brother
"He..he..he. How you like me now raph?! Woo!" he shouted.
"Oh no this isn't good...Mikey what did you do now, because the only time when you ever say something like that, you are always up to no good?" Leo said in a worried tone.
"Oh nothing...but you might wanna get your phone ready on camara." Mikey smiled.
"Oh boy...I don't even want to know no more."
Mikey, Leo, and Donny was sitting on the couch watching space hero's (because Leo won't let them play video games while it was on.) When they heard a loud scream.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Raph shouted, "MIKEY?!?!?!"
"hehehehehe..." Mikey giggled in d
Hahaha..So I'm going to do this again. So I'm doing a question/dare thing with my OC's and I'm going to put myself in it. So that means you can ask me questions!! ya! I really don't know why! But whatever! go yep, y can do /digital for digital art or /paper and I'll do on paper. I'll leave the names of ALL my OC's in the description. And you can ask them any question/dare, and I'll try my best to do that. So ask away!Hahaha..6 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
[MA] Pillow FightsIt was easy to tell they trusted each other. Either that, or they really were trying to kill each other. Vitalis didn't hold back as he tackled Aristaeus, his full weight driving them both to the ground, where he proceeded to smother the life out of the shorter boy with the white pillow held in his one good hand. Aristaeus, knowing the phoenix would be able to handle it, kicked at his left side, and Vitalis twisted to the side, taking the blow on his back instead. It was just enough for Aristaeus to flip them over and start smother Vitalis with the same pillow instead.[MA] Pillow Fights13 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Xaber shook his head, turning back to his book as Vitalis started to laugh in the middle of his multilingual cursing. The game would end once either of them had been successfully pinned down and smothered for ten seconds, he knew. Amusing as it was to see his roommates in such compromising positions, the book he was reading was far more interesting.
However, as he turned the page, he completely missed the two final
The Garbage Pail Kids Save ChristmasTwas a night before Christmas when all through the Garbage Pail Kids' lair, Brainy Brian heard a transmission that made his anger flare. "We are the Zenebere of Planet T'fear, and we plan to get rid of Earthlings' holiday cheer!"The Garbage Pail Kids Save Christmas13 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Brainy Brian contacted the aliens with rage. "You selfish aliens should be locked in a cage! Christmas is still 17 days away, and already you want to ruin children's play! I'll beat you at the North Pole with four friends of mine. You won't ruin Christmas, and you won't next time!"
Brainy Brian told the tale to his pals, who were a rather grotesque group of boys and gals. There was Split Kit, a boy who was two lads in one. Half of him had kind feelings and the other half had none. The second friend noted was named Patty Putty, a girl who could stretch into shapes quite nutty. Guillo Tina was recruited, and so was her head. The last of Brian's friends was the zombie Dead Ted.
After Trash Can Ken was given consent, it was off to the North Pole the Garbage Pail K
Big Surprises Sometimes Come In Small PacA three year old boy plays a joke on his dad. He takes a chocolate bar and smears it on his face and hands and then goes up to his dad and says," Daddy , I try to be a big boy and change my own diaper. When I cut the wrong wire to defuse the bomb I found in my diaper, it blew up in my face ! "Big Surprises Sometimes Come In Small Pac14 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Can you clean me up ?
Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
Dec 8, 2013
W3'R3 M4K1NG TH1S H4PP3N (Homestuck Meme thingy)Cast of Characters:W3'R3 M4K1NG TH1S H4PP3N (Homestuck Meme thingy)15 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
A) Have you read a 5 and 10 fic before? (John/Jake)
No but I want to! >w<
B) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot? (Feferi)
Ummm.... Being straight I can't really say but Fef is adorable >w
The Cabbage GhostIt was just another day on the farm, waking up at five for breakfast and working in the hot sun until 8. It’s not like that was everyday, it was only because it was the summer and that was one of the most busy times. Plus I didn’t have school so otherwise I might get bored. Getting bored is not much worse than working on the farm, but after awhile of helping on the farm it wasn’t that bad anymore.The Cabbage Ghost16 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
My brother didn’t bother to help. His friends lived a lot closer than mine, so he was probably just being a pain in the butt to some other person. I felt bad for them, but I lived with him, so I guess it wasn’t that bad for them. They were lucky even.
I got back to work, cutting the cauliflower from their stalks, careful to leave a few leaves. I suspected we would eat a lot of cauliflower for a while, but that wasn’t always true. The shoemaker's children have bare feet, right? We couldn’t only eat cauliflower for that long, we were planning on selling
The best story in the UniverseOnce upon a long, long, LONG time ago, there lived an evil princess named Sienna Rose.The best story in the Universe17 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
One day Sienna decided that she was going to poop.
Her poop smelled so utterly disgusting, that her whole kingdom's eyebrows burned right off their faces.
Signs of a HauntingThe first step is to determine, as best you can, whether or not you truly have a legitimate case of a haunting. Not all hauntings are alike, and they may exhibit a variety of phenomena. Some hauntings feature a single phenomenon - such as a particular door slamming shut that occurs repeatedly - while others consist of many different phenomena, ranging from odd noises to full-blown apparitions.Signs of a Haunting17 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Here's a partial list of phenomena that might indicate that your house is haunted:
Unexplained noises - footsteps; knocks, banging, rapping; scratching sounds; sounds of something being dropped. Sometimes these noises can be subtle and other times they can be quite loud.
Doors, cabinets and cupboards opening and closing - most often, these phenomena are not seen directly. The experiencer either hears the distinct sounds of the doors opening and closing (homeowners get to know quite well the distinctive sounds their houses make) or the experiencer will return to a room to find a door open or close
Celine massive pregnancyCeline was just walking alone when somebody zapped her with a ray from a gun.Celine massive pregnancy17 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Celine: What the?
Celine felt her belly expand with kicks in her stomach. She is gradually getting bigger.
To be done soon...
Elusive Request [Scarecrow/Riddler fic]Quirking an irritated brow, Edward pursed his lips and analyzed the man's form. “Yes?” He inquired flatly.Elusive Request [Scarecrow/Riddler fic]18 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“I need a sample of your blood,” Jonathan stated.
The Riddler's eyes narrowed. Within Jon's scarred cognition, he knew – rather blatantly – the strong dislike Edward held for him. And yet, he stood affront his doorway in his tattered black suit without askance, mere demand.
The door slam came rather promptly – just as the polite rap against the door.
“Edward, please open the door,” Jon called tightly.
Sweeping a hand through his vermilion hair, the man leaned heavily against the interior door. “You're dressed rather cleanly,” Edward remarked, frowning. “Or rather, more clean than your usual repulsive state.”
Jon's countenance twitched. Acidity desiring to roll off his tongue, he cordially cleared his throat to subdue his typical behavior. “I suppose that is...a correct observation,” he strain