A Letter From Our Dearest RedDear you there sitting in that chair,A Letter From Our Dearest Red1 hour ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hey, long time no see. How you been? Good, I hope. I’ve been busy doin’ the usuaaalllllllllllllll, drinking (by myself), partying (by myself), having sex (by myself), y’know, adult stuff.
Some stuff has happened. Female me is mad. All the time. PMS amirite? Anyway, I’m sapasto write this letter to tell ya what’s been the haps in these parts. No not my genitals you fucking perv, get a life. I already explained what I’ve been doing for the past months. I also have been contemplating what I’ll do when I am done being irresponsible. What should I do? I think I should run a bar for president. Fem! Red says I should go to AA and “get a real job, you lazy dumbass” But whatever. I’m not sure what else I’m sapasto write here.
Humorous Tales Part 2The Journey to Prime RibHumorous Tales Part 23 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
I rushed to wipe the remainder of the face paint from my cheeks. Time was ticking and I only had twenty minutes until I was supposed to be to Kelsier’s house. At length I gave up and resolved to just love the raccoon eyes that remained. At least all the white and black had washed off. Perhaps I could just play it off like I intended to look like Batman before he dons his mask.
In a whirlwind I jumped into the car. I threw it into reverse while I hastily buckled the seat belt. Safety first. I was always the pinnacle of safety. I continued to feed myself lies as I touched up my makeup at sixty miles per hour on the dusty country road. Glancing down at the pavement, I realized a pair of baby animals were milling about in the middle of the road.
My heart skipped a beat as I drew an extra line across my face while yanking the steering wheel in the opposite direction. I could see the individual
Humorous Tales Part 1Humorous Tales Part 1Humorous Tales Part 13 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
A Typical Campaign
Our D&D campaigns always go something like this:
Beatrix and Kelsier trudged along through the rocky fire lit cavern flanked by a mismatched band of adventurers. Kelsier’s wife Rhonda the Dread Barbarian walked a step behind him, her broad hand resting companionably on his thin shoulder. On his other side a spunky gnome bounced along, the tip of her pointed red hat occasionally brushing against his cloak.
Beatrix and the thief were in the lead. The tiny Halfling was absently holding Xena’s hand despite the thief’s earlier protests. She had come to regard the Halfling as something of a necessary nuisance.
A thick skinned gray ogre lumbered at the rear of the group. He wore a harness that could carry either a baby or a Halfling, depending on what type of speed was necessary to escape the situation. His heavy footsteps rhythmically shook the surrounding area as he attempted to keep
Big SpeechBig Speech4 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Howard walked onto the stage in front of all of his peers, and spoke into the microphone.
“Our world is facing a crisis. We’ve all heard the articles about nuclear missiles, greenhouse gasses, disease, poverty, etcetera. We’ve heard about these problems, but there’s one we haven’t considered.”
Howard paused for dramatic effect. “Intangibility. These are problems that don’t have any form in the physical world. Why solve these problems? Because, how can we expect to solve real problems if we can’t solve ones that don’t exist. A lot of people approach me and ask, “Why study fake things?” First of all, I don’t like to call these things “fake.” I prefer to call them “non-real.””
The audience let out a small chuckle. “My second point was, “Why does a unicorn only have one horn, anyways?” The answer of course, is that they don’t.”
At that remark, Howard let
Growth in the Gym Bright blue seemed to be the only color that the painter knew when painting the gym, but the djinn, succubus, and medium really had no room to complain it was the only free gym in town. This did come at a nasty price however, there were people trying to sell things to them everytime they walked in. Normally Bremon the succubus told them off before their medium friend Olivia said yes, or Danelle the Djinn said something else, however today was different maybe it was something in the air, or maybe it was the fact that they skipped breakfast. They needed food, fast at the same time there was a man trying to sell his own brand of all natural energy bars. He couldn't even sell them at the price of zero according to the amount that he had left. They had no money and were hungry, at the same time he was practically giving away these bars. They would be fools not to take him up on this too good to be true offer. The group then split up as they went to where they would normalGrowth in the Gym6 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Schists life of a TomatoSchists life of a Tomato.Schists life of a Tomato1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
Life of a tomato is very complicated. So let us begin by having a moment of silence for a lovely heirloom Tomato that recently passed way.
Alright, now that we have payed our respects, let us begin on the story of his life.
Born from a little seed during late summer time, it received about....i don't know how much water... And was planted into a small, tiny plastic pot in the hallways of the great autotroph sanctuary called walmart. It was visited by millions of visitors who were happy to take him home and plant him in their personal school (aka gardens). However, many noticed his small stature and refused to take him. Each time this happened, he would keep hope that he will go to a better school. He prayed, everyday, to the eternal gods of the Autotroph civilization and hoped for the best.
Then, one fine evening, he was being watered by the great rain bringer goddess, Calypso (aka the maintainer at walmart). A couple, along with two children, w
A Little Interview, With Miss CheerileeIV: We now join you with a special interview with Miss Cheerilee, the former school teacher of Ponyville Elementary. As we all know, there was a tragic accident at the theater where her students were putting on a play. Which is still under investigation by the Ponyville PD and the Royal Guards. So Miss Cheerilee, do you care to comment on this tragic event?A Little Interview, With Miss Cheerilee1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cheerilee: Oh it was a horrible tragedy! There was some construction going on in the theater at the time. So there was all kinds of equipment left unattended. I guess the curious little fillies got to playing around with some of it. I don't understand how such a thing could happen to all of them.
IV: I see. So the Ponyville PD's investigator is still trying to figure out how one of the fillies died with a hole chewed clear through her chest. They said that it had to be rats, because nothing else could have done that much damage is such a short time. How could something like this happen?
Cheerilee: Well that theater has had quite a p
Monopoly Money on ChristmasMonopoly Money on Christmas1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
I was the supreme overlord of everything that they knew, everything that they touched and everything that they thought about. In the end it didn't really matter. To me there were a lot of options and a whole lot of them were the options that I would never chosen. That was alright; there were of course more options that followed the options just in case that those options needed more options just to become optimally ideal in the general option concerning area. The fact was: when one is panicking like they're answering the meaning of life on Jeopardy, everything seems quite not alright and nobody wants to deal with anything that is quite not alright. Having too many terrifying options did not stop me from being the supreme-overlord of everything important, cool and amazing.
There are many—many—options when it comes to the holidays. It's like picking out a pizza at the stores. It's completely and entirely possible to pick somethin
Bats and ScorpionsThe Dramatic Meeting of the Angry Batchild and the Pissbaby Scorpion KingBats and Scorpions1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
Satsuki was having a Not-Good day.
More specifically, he’d been having a series of Not-Good Days, starting from when he’d woken up after a long night of panic filled running to discover that he had no idea where he was.
He’d been fortunate enough to already have had his backpack on him, filled with what meager possessions he still had (namely his mask, hunting clothes and some assorted toiletries) and he thanked every lucky star he imagined might be looking out for him for even that much. The only downside was that he’d have to find blankets to replace the ones he’d left behind soon, and that was a task he was very much not looking forward to at present. There looked to be some sort of charity shop or something on the street below the rooftop he was perched on, but he’d need to get closer to get a better look and he really did not want to be seen leaving
Mechanid World - In the NavyThe U.S.S. Dwight D. Flysenhower, a proud Navy vessel, the mechanids aboard some of the roughest and toughest you would ever meet.Mechanid World - In the Navy1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
For one honorary Wrench, he was proud to be getting training aboard it, with the other Jolly Wrenches he had started to get to know.
Little did he know, that for all extent and purposes he was the new Sailor on deck, which meant it was initiation time.
On his second day of training, he was taking a break when two of the Jolly Wrenches approached him.
“Hey Dusty.” Echo grinned.
“Oh, hey guys.” The racer smiled. “What’s up?”
“We have a job for ya to do.” Bravo said. “It’s an important one too.”
Dusty jumped up. “Alright, what is it?” He asked.
He was presented with a safety harness to keep him nailed to the boat, a neon orange coverall suit, a pair of binoculars and a rope and a hook. “Uh…?” He looked confused at the pile of items he was given. “What ki
Gold Toad's cool poolIt's summertime in Mushroom Kingdom and it is hot outside. A perfect day for swimming nonetheless. Gold Toad has been called by his friends to go to the pool. However, the only way being to walk there is a scorcher. However, Gold Toad looked at the garden hose.Gold Toad's cool pool1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
Gold Toad: I have an idea.
Gold Toad took the hose into his pants and turned on the water as his pants are filling up with water.
Gold Toad: I'm actually feeling cooler. It's working!
He watch his pants fill up massively as he giggles at the site of his waterlogging pants. After some time, Gold Toad's pants are now 30 feet. He decided to go to the pool with a new cooler pace.
Gold Toad: I look like a giant sloshy pool.
As Gold Toad waddled towards the pool with HIS pool, he giggled as they sloshed, even if he's trying to balance himself.
Finally, he reached the pool, and there he saw Toadette, Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina. He also saw many Toads there as well.
Gold Toad: Hey, everyone. Sorry, I'm late.
Toadette: Wow! You're massiv
Danse avec les moineaux-dzillas (partie 2)Suite dooooonc…Danse avec les moineaux-dzillas (partie 2)1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
« Avant de me hacher en petits morceaux et de me donner en pâture aux moineaux-dzillas et autres écureuils carnivores, est-ce que l'on pourrait discuter? » Fis-je en arborant un sourire qui était plus nerveux qu'autre chose. Grand-mère Onoa se leva, regarda et toucha mes cheveux, me prit une main et lut certainement les lignes de celle-ci puis toucha mes bracelets, mes habits et enfin me regarda les yeux dans les yeux pendant d'interminables secondes. Enfin elle se retourna et partit en marchant lentement vers le centre du village.
« Petite humaine et loup rouge, suivez-moi… » Oku la regarda stupéfait. Il avait même l'air choqué que je ne sois pas encore taillée en pièces. Puis il se tourna vers moi et afficha de nouveau une mine renfrognée qui avait l'air de dire « un geste de travers et tu finis en abat-jour. » Je savais à quel p
Danse avec les moineaux-dzillas (partie 1)Danse avec les moineaux-dzillas (partie 1) 1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
*Ou la fille qui murmurait à l'oreille des moineaux-dzillas*
Comme à peu près chaque année, j'étais partie en vacances dans la maison de ma grand-mère maternelle avec mes parents et mon petit frère.
C'était une petite maison quelque part entre les Landes et le Gers qui datait des années soixante-dix ou quatre-vingts. Elle était coincée entre les champs de maïs et les vignes. Un peu plus haut il y avait l'ancien poulailler ainsi que la vielle maison et différentes granges.
J'aimais bien cet endroit. Certes, la chaleur en été était assez pesante mais c'était calme. Tellement calme qu'il nous était arrivé de voir un sanglier tranquillement trottiner devant la maison. Et puis si l'on se levait suffisamment tôt on pouvait apercevoir quelques lapins ou chevreuils bondir dans les vignes. En plein milieu de celles-ci il y avait un petit bois. Il y faisait frai mais j'ava
Shooting starYou were at home when you saw a shooting star so you decided to make a wish what we'll you wish forShooting star1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
1) to be a giant
3) switch I make the wish
If your the giant
1) find a mate
2) become ruler
If your the tiny
1) sneak in to see your crush
2) hide some were ( any were u want)
18 + is allowed and soft vore
Mammoth Zoe vs Mammoth Mutt: Story versionIn the front of the Littlest Pet Shop, a portal opened and out came a pink chihuahua or poodle by the name of Mammoth Mutt. Having not known where she is, she went inside the shop to ask what is this world.Mammoth Zoe vs Mammoth Mutt: Story version2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
At the Pet Day Camp, Zoe was just fresh off using her power for today, and decided to take a break. At the same time, Mammoth Mutt is trying to find someone to ask where is she. Zoe and Mammoth Mutt bumped into each other and answered each other's question.
Having known each other, they decided to make a contest between the two dogs, knowing that there's only one inflating dog, and only one of the two. They decided for an inflation battle, and whoever is bigger by 15 minutes is the winner and undisputed inflatable dog.
As they are ready to inflate, they gathered up their power to will themselves bigger and bigger. Zoe and Mammoth Mutt are really getting inflated as they focus their powers.
They are determined to see who will be an inflatable dog for life, and who will be just an ord
Run!! (Levi x reader Modern AU)Run!! (Levi x reader Modern AU)2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
I was running. Like, literally running for my life. My whole entire life was in danger. Why? Let’s just say I accidentally- wait no…ehem, let me rephrase that; I purposely created a giant mess in the apartment of the ‘clean freak’, otherwise known as Levi.
Yep. The one and only clean freak that can seriously kill you with only his intimidating eyes, Levi Ackerman.
I mean, what’s so wrong about having fun? Obviously everything when it comes to Levi. It’s like having fun around him is taboo. If you do one thing that really bothers him, for example, move just one pencil out of place or attempt to throw one piece of paper into the bin and miss horribly, he will kick ass all the way to, like, freaking China!
His OCD really irritates me at some times. It makes me wonder how I even became his girlfriend. I don’t think his obsessiveness of cleaning and my obsessiveness of clumsiness work that well together.
Anyways, where was I? Ah, yeah. I was running
I need to know“Man their all assholes” Demi muttered to herself walking to her car, everyone was busy Amaya was getting a check up, so Ariel needed to go. Aubree and Grey was getting Wendy some shots, “who the hell looks up on a raccoon anyways?” Demi grumbled, and Jeremy had workI need to know2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
“DEMI!” she heard a voice yell, she quickly turned and raised her fist to see it was Drake, she still punched him in the face, “OW!!”
“what do you want?” she kept walking towards the car with him following
“I wanted to talk...”
“Oh god” Demi muttered,” your not in love with me now right?”
“WHAT!?” Drake stared, “no! Who the hell do you take me for?”
“a man slut” Demi said nonchalantly
“Touche” he told her, “but no its about Bree”
“No I will not help you win her heart. If that punch in the face didn't prove to you your not my favorite person shall I do it aga
Not Quite A Sibling RivalryNot Quite A Sibling Rivalry2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a bright, sunny Saturday day. It was one of those days that was neither too hot nor too cold. I was humming along to one of the songs on my iPod as I got my purse together for the day ahead. I was going to visit my friend Kim’s house for the first time. I was really excited. She has always been like a baby sister to me, especially now since we graduated out of residential treatment. Now, I was living alone in a small apartment, and she was living with her new foster parents, Sherie and Steve. I had just finished brushing my hair and putting a light layer of make up on when I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket. Pulling it out, I saw that it was alerting me to a message from Kim. I clicked to the text-message section and read her text. It said: “Aye, so we’ll be there in 5 min; just passing the hospital.” I grinned excitedly. I did a once over look in the mirror and was satisfied with how I looked. I whistled to my chocolate lab puppy, Rika, and fastened he
A Twinsanity Short: A Haywire Experiment Time was dwindling down for all those in the Researchers ‘Guild. Some were heading toward their dorms to drift into a peaceful slumber. Others went outside to observe the skies or to have a nice stroll in the town to observe the stars. A rush of movement from the dimly lit hallways. The soft padding of paws against the wooden flooring could be heard as they lead to a lab which was lit quite brightly, contrary to the darkness. Several beakers were scattered across the floor covered with a strange luminous teal-like substance. The substance also coated the cabinets, important tools, the chalkboard… The goo even seemed to move slightly in effort to touch one another.A Twinsanity Short: A Haywire Experiment2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Two Rattata observed the lab with intrigued yet disturbed expressions. One was coated with the substance twitching as he inched to wipe away the disgusting failure he felt. He felt quite filthy, the sl
Giant\Tiny Love2 girls one tiny.Giant\Tiny Love2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
which are you?
More detailed RPs coming soon
Death Note Tickling - Occhi Traditori 3"Cosa...cosa intendi?" chiese Light boccheggiando. Non ci era già andata fin TROPPO pesante con lui quella pazza?Death Note Tickling - Occhi Traditori 32 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Misa non rispose, ma fece vagare lo sguardo per la stanza , come alla ricerca di un'ispirazione.
Poi, notata una grossa e pesante sedia con lo schienale imbottito, si diresse decisa verso di essa e la trascinò lentamente verso il ragazzo
"Ma che fai?" domandò lui sempre più preoccupato.
Misa continuò a non rispondergli, ma posizionò la grossa sedia ad un palmo dalle sua gambe rannicchiate.
"Mi ci costringi tu, Light..." lo avvisò lei con voce severa afferrandogli le caviglie
"Ma non dire idiozie...liberami Misa! Questa cosa è andata troppo oltre!" protestò lui tentando nuovamente di scalciare
"Vero...è andata...troppo oltre..." replicò lei, sforzandosi di far passare i piedi del ragazzo nello spazio tra lo schienale ed il sedile. Light, tuttavia, non collaborava di certo.
"Allora!" si spazientì lei iniziando nuovam