Seven Types of Readers I Hate.1. The Woman-Child.Seven Types of Readers I Hate.2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
How to spot them: This is pretty obvious by the name- they are the Reader that acts like a child, usually when they're supposed to be at least in their teens or sometimes even vague "young adult" age. They typically have a really child-like way of speaking, usually making up really lame insults that the male they're paired up with will chuckle indulgently at. They tend to whine like a child, pout, stick out their tongue to signify annoyance, and generally play up the "cutesy" factor for all it's worth. They also can't seem to go two minutes without giggling, yelling or crying- and if they do cry, it usually is to make the male character cave in and do whatever she wants, after which she will miraculously stop crying.
Why they are annoying: Look, I'm not saying there aren't childish people out there, or even simply people who have bouts of acting like a child...but this Reader basically shouldn't be allowed out on their own. They act in a manner that would be irritat
Mirror/rorriM [(2p)Italy x Reader]Mirror/rorriM [(2p)Italy x Reader]5 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
(2p)Italy x Reader
MENTION OF BLOOD, YOU ARE WARNED
What if someone you cared about was fake? Would you still love them?
I was at my study. I had just finished my (writing/work) for the day, and could take a break for awhile. I look at the clock to see emerald green numbers saying 8:10. I sighed. I wasted the day looking at all my working, on the day that is suppose to mean relaxation, which was Saturday. I finally get up from my desk chair, then stretched out my tight muscles, I haven't been using for the past twelve hours. Suddenly, the house phone started to ring. I bolted towards my bedroom-which was across the hall- and picked up the phone.
"Hello," I asked, clearly showing I was tired.
"Hey bella! I was wondering if you wanted to hang out with me tonight?" Italy cheered. I groaned for a second, while rubbing my neck.
"Well Feli, I'm sorry bu-" I started but
One Night at Freddy's (H20 DeliriousXReader)One Night at Freddy's (H20 DeliriousXReader)20 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Uggh my head" You groaned when you woke up to a headache. Sitting up you saw the flicker of dim lights and you were lying on a black and white tiled floor. Slowly you got up and noticed your friends, brother and boyfriend passed out on the ground around you. The friends you saw we're MiniLadd, Nogla, BasicallyIDoWrk, SoCloseToToast, Wildcat and Lui. You cocked an eyebrow when you saw your boyfriend Delirious and your brother Vanoss cuddling under the table.
"Mini wake up!" You hissed kicking him in the side lightly.
"Nooooooooo 5 more minutes" He whined turning over.
"Dude wake up now somethings not right" You said shaking him till he woke up.
"What?" He asked as you helped him up.
"Look around" You replied panicking slightly. Mini looked around and saw everyone was dressed like their avatars would wear and they were in a control room.
"Why are Delirious and Vanoss cuddling under a table?" Mini asked first.
"Why does it look like we're in the control room from Five Nights at Fre
End Game!End Game!5 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
...from the newsroom, breaking news! Elwood T. Bug VI, grandson and heir apparent of the now deceased former premier of Bugdom Elwood T. Bug IV, called for an urgent news conference about an hour ago. Fox news was first to arrive at the scene, and we now have for you the complete transcript. It reads:
Elwood T. Bug VI here. A few months ago my grandfather, Elwood T. Bug IV, delivered a warning message to a certain unspecified species whom we will now clearly identify as: humankind. Please note this quotation from said warning: "So here is the bottom line: A red line has been drawn - here, and no further! One more dead bug and all the bugs in the world will be called upon to unite against certain unsaid species," end quote! Apparently, this warning was not taken seriously, as reports have been arriving at my desk daily suggesting that bugs are still being squished, swatted, stepped on, sprayed with gawd knows what, set on fire, dun
Die Probleme der NSA(Basierend auf einen wahren Artikel)Die Probleme der NSA5 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
»Wir befinden uns heute in der Basis 51 irgendwo in Deutschland. Wo wir mit den deutschen Leiter der hieransässigen NSA reden Mister Ben Smith, dessen Namen wir aus Datenschutzgründen im Interview nicht nennen werden, stattdessen stellen wir ihn einfach als Mister Secret vor.
Herr Secret, vor welchen Herausforderungen wird die NSA gestellt?«
»Nun, als wir hier anfingen, wussten wir noch nicht wie viele Terroristen und Deutsche ihre Nachrichten codieren. Wir brauchen dafür extra ausgebildete Fachkräfte, die der amerikanischen Wirtschaft ein Vermögen kosten.«
»Können sie uns da einige Codierungen zeigen?«
»Natürlich. Hier sieh dir das an: „Bis später, Süße. LG“, wobei „LG“ für Lagerterroristenbombengarage steht.«
»Es könnte jedoch auch „liebe Grüße“ bedeuten.«
»Bist du etwa auch einer dieser H
Debbie On Ice“Hi! I’m Debbie Drummond and I’ve been nominated to take the ice bucket challenge!”Debbie On Ice4 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Debbie winked at the camera and tossed her coppery red hair as she spoke. She wore an oversized Baltimore Ravens home football jersey that stretched down to her bare knees, and a pair of matching purple flipflops. She bent slightly to dip her finger in a large, orange bucket on the grass next to her. “Brrr! It sure is cold!” she said, acting as cute and playful as a kitten.
“For this challenge, I’d like to nominate my friends Honey Hudson, Lori Guzman, Cheryl Stein, and Lyanna Tanner, and my wonderful assistant, Tienne Van, without whom I’d never get anything done! You girls are the greatest and I know you’ll be good sports and happily join in this fun way to raise money for a worthwhile charity.”
Debbie ripped open a twenty-pound bag of ice, which she shook into the bucket. “Now it’s
Bad Luck Getup: Chapter 1Naruto grumbled as he stood outside the dressing room door, arms folded. “Oi, Kiba!” Naruto shouted, turning his head toward the door. “How much longer are ya gonna be?”Bad Luck Getup: Chapter 16 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
There was a shuffling of fabric from within the door, followed by a thoughtful grunt. “Eh, nah, that ain’t gonna work…” another young boy’s voice muttered from within, followed by more shuffling fabric. Louder, the voice addressed Naruto. “Just gimme a second…”
Naruto rolled his eyes. “A second? Kiba, by the time you’re done, it’s gonna be dark out!”
Kiba’s voice sputtered slightly. “Dark out—Naruto, it’s the freakin’ afternoon! You really think it’s gonna get dark anytime soon?”
Naruto glared at the door, his voice rising. “Well, the rate you’re going…I’d say probably, yeah!” Kiba growled in response, which quickly turned into a frustrated groan and mor
Meet BlakeMeet Blake2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Blake walked into to Starbucks and walked up to order a coffee.
“Bree I hate it here...”
“Demi please it will take like five seconds”
He looked over at the two girls talking, they were cute and all but not really something he was into, actually he was trying to remember a boy from the other night he had red hair and he loved his onyx eyes but he couldn’t remember his name. Blake just sighed and once his order was ready he walked out.
“YOU!” Demi yelled
“ME!?” Blake said turning around
“you have a you tube channel!”
“YOU sing Anime openings! You can sing then in English and in Japanese....” Demi smooshed his cheeks, “I love your channel”
“um thanks...” Blake said “hope to see you around” then he left, he pulled out his phone and checked instagram. Nothing was really happening, he put his phone in his pocket.
“how the hell coul
Ye Olde FarmhouseThe listing online had our attention. “Farm house, built 1800. Updated kitchen and bathroom. New vinyl windows. $55,000.00” Since we were new to the housing market, and this would be the first house we saw, I'm sure our naive exuberance can be excused.Ye Olde Farmhouse6 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
On finding the listing, my wife and I were ecstatic. The house was within our budget range, and seemed to have more than enough space. It listed three bedrooms, one bath, and a partial basement on a field stone foundation. My wife had asked what a field stone foundation was; I explained it was a foundation made from stones unearthed from the field as it was tilled.
Based on the listing, I imagined an old style home, perhaps spacious enough, but not too big. I was sure it had been maintained through the years, with some modifications for current amenities. Aside from maintenance, it was updated with newer windows (I was familiar with the type which would have been installed when the home was first built), and a remodeled kitch
King Pretty Pretty Princess- Part ThirteenPerry didn’t understand how models were expected to make it all the way down the catwalk.King Pretty Pretty Princess- Part Thirteen3 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
For one thing, there were the cameras. Pair the blinding lights with the super-tall heels and you might as well have read an entire book about how to trip.
And as if all the lights weren’t enough, you weren’t actually allowed to see where you were going. You had to just stare straight ahead and hope you weren’t stepping off the end of the catwalk.
The boys weren’t really helping when it came time for Perry to model Monica’s entry.
“Yay, Pizza!” Perry heard Phineas yell. “Pizza, Pizza, Pizza! YAY!”
“MY COW!” Ferb shouted.
Perry gritted his teeth and turned around.
“Monica Veronica’s entry for THE SALUTE TO YELLOW, everyone!” The announcer said. “I don’t know about you guys, but I think this outfit makes me wanna say ‘hello’ to yellow!”
Perry had to bite his tongue to keep from bur
The Day afterLuke woke up the next morning in a room that wasn’t his, he looked over to see a boy next to him, “That’s the last time I party with Ember and Ryan..” he whispered and put his clothes on quietly before leaving not even leaving a note for the boy because it was obviously a one night stand.The Day after4 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Luke walked out the door and grabbed his phone calling Ryan, “WHAT!?” The girl hissed
“Jesus….your a mean drunk…”
“I also have a mean hangover. What the fuck do you want?”
“I need you and Ember to come get me…you have my car after I went home with what’s his fuck”
“WE DID!!!” Luke heard Ember yell in the background, how the hell is she cheery she probably drank more than anyone. The whole going out this was her Idea, Ember was certainly a wild child
“Just come get me!!”
“How about in two hours?”
“No Ryan how about now!”
Tomo's unexpected pump upTomo was just walking outside and minding her own business when Chiyo came to her.Tomo's unexpected pump up5 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Chiyo: Hello there, Tomo.
Tomo: Chiyo, you again?
Chiyo has a bike pump behind her back.
Tomo: Why do you have a bike pump behind your back?
Chiyo: I don't know.
Chiyo took the hose of the pump into Tomo's mouth and began pumping.
Chiyo: I'm doing it.
Chiyo kept pumping up Tomo to a fairy huge size to the point where her arms and legs are in an X-form and her cheeks are not puffed up.
Chiyo just hugged Tomo.
Tomo: Sigh. Oh well.
Demi Vs OliviaDemi walked up to the girl at Lunch, “you messed with the wrong girl” Demi said glaring at Olivia.Demi Vs Olivia4 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
“oh please.” She rolled her eyes
Demi pushed the table hitting Olivia in the stomach, “you think this makes superior. It doesn’t I’ll show you who the hell runs the show.” Demi walked past her and whispered in her ear, “Welcome to the battle ground bitch”
Olivia watched Demi walk back over to Aubree, Olivia didn’t understand why Demi thought Aubree was so special because she wasn’t. Olivia laughed under her breath, Demi doesn’t have anything. She can’t do anything there is no way she could make Olivia’s life hell because Olivia always got the first punch, and first punch always wins.
Demi had forced Aubree to switch into her class, which were generally the same except Demi had Spanish while Aubree had French, But There were a few of their friends in there to watch Aubree for Demi. Aubree
Did It Hurt Falling Out of Heaven"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?" He inquired with a cheeky smile. She scrunched up her face, but then smoothed it out, until a devious smile replaced the previously impassive look. She turned to the man, mischief glinting in her eye like a knifes edge, and replied.Did It Hurt Falling Out of Heaven6 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
"No, but I scraped my knee crawling out of hell."
Island of FantasyYou have washed ashore to a strange island, and you don't know what happened. However, the first thing you see is...Island of Fantasy16 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
A. A beach party of sexy giants
B. A beach party of sexy tinies
C.a cute boy/girl fishing on a rock, your size
Halloween PrankRyan was playing video games like normal when Anna let herself in and stood beside him. Of course he'd be playing games. It was his favorite thing to do besides tease the brown haired girl. She joined him on the couch and waited for him to finish his game before tempting to speak to him. Anna knew it was pointless because even if he heard her he would not reply.Halloween Prank1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ryan jumped up and threw his hands into the air, “Yes! Beat my score!”
“Again? How many times have you beaten it now?” Anna lifted an eye brow.
“You are just jealous because I beat you every time. Face it. You suck.” He smirked.
A blush broke out across her cheeks, “I do not! Take that back!”
Brushing his white hair from his eyes since it fell when he jumped, Ryan sat back down. With his hands behind his head, Ryan continued to argue about who was the better gamer. Anna defended herself for she knew he was wrong. She was not a fan of games but that didn't mean she was horrible at
Family Reunion part 1Nathan was throwing the ball for the dogs when his phone rang, he picked it up, “Hey mom.”Family Reunion part 12 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Sweety! Hi! I have to tell you something”
“There is a family reunion up in Italy...and you need to go”
“Like I NEED to go?”
“Yes..your father, Ryan and Myself are going so we paid for ticket, and Fallon's”
“I figured you only go if Fallon does....and Fallon did mention about wanting to go to Italy”
Nathan sighed, his mother had got him in a snag, “Alright We'll go...”
“PERFECT! I'll see you Saturday at 8 am!” she hung up
“FALLLOOON” Nathan yelled
“yes?” she said walking downstairs
“We're going to Italy this weekend..”
“Why?” she asked surprise
“I have a family reunion...and mom already bought the tickers”
“But...the dogs” she said
“erm...Dex can stay with them I'm sure he
Mechanid World - Hula SkirtThe Hula Skirt IncidentMechanid World - Hula Skirt4 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was the end of a long day, going out for a night of fun with a friend. It seemed to be going well so far.
“And I’m telling ya sometimes they don’t know their knife edges from their barrel rolls!”
Sparky rolled his eyes a bit, listening to Skipper rant about his trainees… Once again. Skipper had a few drinks and it seemed like he forgot he was venting about the same thing a third time in a row.
“That’s interesting Skip… Now maybe you’ve had enough.”
The other soldiers sitting with them gave the medic a look as if questioning his sanity.
Geeze tough crowd….
“I’m fine…” Skipper brushed him off. “Hey bartender! Another round over here!”
This isn’t gonna be pretty… He’s… Sparky reached over and grabbed one of the bottles giving it a light shake. Had two and he’s already tipsy… He’s a lightweight.