Misheard (Young!Remus LupinXReader)James and Sirius were making their way upstairs to their dorm room after running from Filch. They were looking forward to a good nights sleep and Sirius reached to open the door when he heard you and Remus.Misheard (Young!Remus LupinXReader)19 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ah right there!"
"Tell me if I go to hard"
"It feels really good"
"I know it's cause I'm doing it"
"Dont get cocky"
"Harder right there"
"I don't care if their having sex I'm to tired and want to sleep!" Sirius hissed at James.
"Dude I don't wanna see my sister naked!" James replied lowly.
"I'll go in first then!" Sirius rolled his eyes before opening the door.
"No more sex! To tired go do it somewhere else! " Sirius said covering his eyes.
"We're not having sex you idiots" Remus replied. James and Sirius cautiously removed their hands from their eyes and saw you lying on your stomach while Remus was straddling your hips giving you a massage.
"Could you make getting a massage anymore sexual?"
Always (Lucius MalfoyXReaderXRemus Lupin) part 1Always (Lucius MalfoyXReaderXRemus Lupin) part 118 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was just another normal day for you browsing for books in Diagon Alley. Until you saw the familiar red hair of Molly Weasley. Hoping she wouldn't try kill you with her famous hugs you went over to your old friend and got re-acquainted.
"Harry is over with Arthur if you want to say hi" Molly said pointing to them by the door while keeping her eye on Gilderoy Lockhart.
"Thanks Molly" You smiled before going over to greet your godson. When you first met him last year with Hagrid you thought he knew about what your twin brother Sirius Black had been framed for but as it turns out he had no idea so you kept it that way.
"Hey Harry, Ron, Ginny, Fred, George, Arthur and girl I don't know.....Merlin so many people" You greeted each of them.
"Oh sorry Im Hermione Granger" Hermione introduced holding out her hand politely.
"(Y/n) Black" You smiled shaking her hand. You noticed a boy behind Hermione who had platinum blonde hair.
"You look strangely familiar" You said to him.
"I can assur
Star Trek Prank Week Part IV (KhanvsCrewxReader)Star Trek Prank Week Part IV (KhanvsCrewxReader)2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
You sat against the glass of the cell, eating popcorn and watching Sherlock. "You know, I never noticed how much you and that Benedict Cumberbatch guy looked alike." you mused.
"Can we please watch something else?! It's been nothing but Sherlock for the past few weeks! We all know what happens and you know every...single...line!" Khan exclaimed.
"Moriarty's not so bad looking either." you said ignoring him. "Once you get past that whole 'I wanna kill Sherlock Holmes' thing. I wouldn't mind being a Westwood suit."
Khan's eye twitched and he envisioned himself choking you to death and walking over your cold corpse. He smirked to himself then blinked in surprise when you changed the DVD's. "NOT THOR!!! Anything but that!!!" he pleaded.
"Lion King?" you suggested.
"Play the damn movie. Just don't compare me to Loki." Khan replied, sulking.
"Kay!" you exclaimed with a squeal so loud it made Khan wince. About halfway through Thor the lights flickered and a green mist appeared. "Whoa.
Sidathe The Greedy BalloonSidathe Esphimel is a 16 year old girl with a greedy heart. She is rude, selfish, and immature. But the real sad thing is she wasn't always like that. Her parents had trouble finding an efficient job, which wasn't easy due the town's economy. To make matters worse, she was bullied by the other kids and couldn't go to school. Things looked bleak for the Esphimel family, until they found a large diamond! They sold it and received a lot of money! They moved to their new home, which is known as the City of Riches. However, as she got older, the money got to her head and she became greedy. It's a tragic story of what money does to good people. Despite that, Sidathe does have a good heart deep down inside. It's just that she prefers to hide it from others. However, there was a time where greed can have embarrassing consequences.Sidathe The Greedy Balloon2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sidathe was walking down local souvenir stands. She was hoping to find something worthy to store room.
Sidathe: *frustrated* "These stands are u
Harry Potter according to Facebook 2Harry Potter according to Facebook 2 2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Alex Blaine has uploaded a photo and tagged Dixon Malfoy 'NEW PETS! ^_^'
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Remus Lupin: Where did you get a Koala and Platypus?
Dixon Malfoy: the zoo
Remus Lupin:.......You stole them from a zoo?
Alex Blaine: Yes. Problem?
Dixon Malfoy: I shall call my Platypus Jukka
Sirius Black: Why that name?
Dixon Malfoy: Cause it's an awesome name
Alex Blaine: I named my Koala Gerry
Lucius Malfoy: Gerry is a dumbass name
Abraxas Malfoy: I wanted to call you Gerry but your mother wanted you to be called Lucius
Dixon Malfoy: Holy shit dad you can work an iPhone?
Abraxas Malfoy: Course I can I'm hip
Lucius Malfoy: more like you need a hip
Remus Lupin: Lol
Abraxas Malfoy has de-friended Lucius Malfoy
Severus Snape likes this
Lucius Malfoy: I didn't even know we were friends
Abraxas Malfoy: I may have hacked your Facebook
Lucius Malfoy: -__-
Dailia Malfoy has changed her name to Dailia
Truth or dare (Young!Remus LupinXReader)Everyone sat in the Room of Requirement in a large circle ready to play truth or dare. You sat in between Remus's legs holding a bottle of Butterbeer with Lily and Sirius on either side of you both.Truth or dare (Young!Remus LupinXReader)12 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ok (Y/n) truth or dare?" Marlene McKinnon asked smirking.
"Dare" You replied.
"I dare you to kiss Lily" Marlene said.
"No!!! You can't kiss my Lily-Pad before me!!!" James shrieked.
"To bad Jamesie" You smirked before you pulled a surprised Lily into a kiss.
"NOOOOOOOOO" James screamed dramatically. You pulled away from Lily after 7 seconds and leaned back against Remus who just shrugged.
"Just go before he starts screaming again" Sirius said shaking his head at his friends behaviour.
"James truth or dare?" You asked mentally laughing like a madman.
"Dare lets just get it over with" James sighed.
"Ok make out with Sirius" You replied.
"NO!" James and Sirius both yelled.
"James if you make out with Sirius ill go out on a date with you" Lily said. Sirius slowly looked at Ja
Ivankov X Male! Bi! ReaderYou sat casually on a couch with your hands behind your head in the pink and purple themed room, almost half asleep at this point. It was supposed to be a nice evening. Even better considering that your beloved Ivankov was coming home soon. He was out all day doing some random thing. Probably going hardcore OCD renovation on the main hall with all the other okama. Doesn’t matter though. As long as he comes back. You weren’t like clingy females. Thank god you were a guy. That’s the last thing you wanted to be doing; hanging off him like some fragile being with tits.Ivankov X Male! Bi! Reader1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Tch.” You scoffed at the thought. “Friggin girls. Who am I to say anything different though? All of us here are exactly that at mind. Wow I’m a harsh asshole.” You chuckled to yourself, closing your eyes in an attempt to go for a quick nap in wait for him, since you did kinda miss him throughout the day.
Not two seconds after you shut your eyes did the door burst open, as to w
A Present For You - Male!Reader x Female!ReaderAN: You can choose to read this with your male/female partner if you want, though you can read it by yourself. If you're reading it by yourself, then you may fill in who the other reader will be. Or just fill in the brackets with random names. >_>A Present For You - Male!Reader x Female!Reader2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
She froze, her fingers hovering over the keyboard, when she heard the door to their house close.
He was back from work.
[Female Reader] quickly shut her laptop and set it aside, doing whatever she could to make it seem like she hadn't been using it for the last three hours. After she put it aside on the the table next to her, she slipped under the covers of her bed and pulled the sheets until they were up to her neck. [FR] turned on to her stomach, an arm under the pillow she was resting on, the other just below her chin. She moved slower in order to keep her breathing steady. When she was sure her breathing slowed down enough, she closed her eyes and waited.
The Birthday Gift You'd Rather Not ReceiveFor my eighteenth birthday, my brother thought it’d be funny to surprise me with a pair of lingerie.The Birthday Gift You'd Rather Not Receive10 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Even worse was the phrase of pure goodwill that came with them,
“I hope you use protection.”
It wasn’t funny. At all.
From the not-so-modest shape of the clothing, I could hardly tell what was the top and what was the bottom. It was the lacy, pink kind (or was that all of them?) that you’d find on one of those Victoria’s Secret models—funny enough, nothing about them was much of a secret.
I didn’t know where he had gotten them and was too scared to ask how he knew my ‘sizes.’ According to the look of dismayed horror on both of my parents’ faces, they didn’t seem to know about his little gift either, which made the whole thing that much worse.
All I knew was that there was absolutely no way I was keeping the frilly things. I would die of embarrassment if anyone saw me in them (and possibly of disgust if anyone lik
Robbie and Hayden“Robbie??” Hayden called out, he walked up stairs to Robbie's attic, and saw the door ajar, Hayden smiled, “ROBBIE!” he yelled and opened the door. To Hayden's shock there was Robbie, having a face battle with Camrie. Hayden sucked in a breath.Robbie and Hayden1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
Robbie looked at Hayden, “Hayden I'm sorry...”
Hayden couldn't believe it, Hayden I'm sorry.....I'm Sorry....sorry....sorry.....The words replayed in Hayden's mind over and over, He wanted to hit something anything.
“Den??” he heard
“Speak louder...” Hayden said
“Hayden??” Robbie said
Hayden sat up with Robbie next to him, it took him a minute to process that Robbie and him where both laying in Hayden's bed, he looked at the clock it was 4:30 in the morning, Hayden let out a sigh of relief knowing it was all just a bad dream. But Hayden frowned, it felt so real, and he knew it was a possibility.
King Pretty Pretty Princess- Part Five“If my chances at fashion stardom are ruined because of you…” Monica was pacing back and forth angrily. Perry was pretty sure she was imagining smashing him into the ground with her high heels. “…you are SO going to get it. We had BETTER not be too late because of YOU… Toby, will you hurry up?”King Pretty Pretty Princess- Part Five2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
“This is a very delicate process.” Toby said. “Believe me, nothing will compliment your ribbon party dress better than hand-curled hair. Using nothing more than hairspray and your fingers takes a while, but the result is…”
“I don’t care, just use an iron!” Monica snapped. “They won’t want to hear about how long it took you to curl each individual strand of hair!”
Perry kind of wished Toby would listen to Monica. For one thing, he was really sick of being touched and just wanted to get it over with. For another, Monica would probably murder him if they got disqualified because he was late.
King Pretty Pretty Princess- Part FourPerry was grateful to be able to flop down on the bed in his hotel room.King Pretty Pretty Princess- Part Four2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Doofenshmirtz was snoring in an armchair next to the television. A Ducky Momo marathon was playing.
“Where’s the little rock, Ducky Momo?”
“No, not there, Ducky Momo!”
Perry yawned. Lester had set up a publicity photoshoot, and it had gone on for HOURS. Lester kept demanding that he get into different poses, changed the lighting at least eighty times, and fixed his clothing constantly. Denise kept wanting to retake her photos. And after every picture was taken, Toby ran in and fixed Perry’s wig and makeup.
By the time Lester had FINALLY announced they were done, Perry was so hot from the lighting and heavy clothing that he had to buy two bottles of water from the vending machine.
Perry had just started to drift off to sleep when his phone started ringing.
“I DIDN’T DO IT! IT WAS PEGLEG PETE!” Doofenshmirtz screamed, jolting awake.
no need for change“AXEEELL!” Dex yelled sitting next to himno need for change13 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“GUUUYS!” Nathan yelled sitting on the other side of Axel, “Where are the girls?”
“Bambi needed extra help...they should be here soon.”
Drew and Drake then took there seats, They had been hanging out with the group a lot, “heeeey guys” Drake smirked
“hi!” Axel said with a smile.
“Axel!” Dex showed his friend his test, “Look! I got an 87!! I passed!”
“Dex! That’s great!” Axel smiled, “We will have to do something special!”
“really? You means it?” Dex asked
“of course!” Axel smiled
“hey nerd!” some guy yelled, ripping Axel's glasses off his face, “haha nice glasses.”
“hey!” Axel glared, those were the ones he got from Bambi.
“haha” the guy broke them, “opps.”
“What the hell?” Dex stood up, “he didn't even do anything.
Book of FriendshipRay was watching television in the living room when a ring passed through the house from someone pressing the doorbell. Sighing, the boy got off the couch to answer the door. Complaining under his breath about whoever was ruining his lazy afternoon. As he opened the door all his anger vanished as he stood in front of his best friend. Smiling oddly, Ray welcomed her inside. Flashing her own smile, the girl entered. Shutting the door, the boy quickly followed the sent of roses to the living room.Book of Friendship2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
The girl turned around and held up a box wrapped in blue paper with bubbles on it. Ray couldn't help but raise an eye brow at the paper. Smiling shyly, she explained it was all she had. Taking the box, Ray sat down on the couch. Shaking it, he was shocked when he heard nothing. A little confused and worried that he was given an empty box, Ray set it on his lap and began to unwrap it with his friend watching with excitement.
As he lifted off the lid and peeked inside, Ray was shocked to see a boo
Adventures of Avina and Apocs Episode 1 Bunny ZeroThe vastro was sitting in her mansion on Fatineris after abruptly leaving her home on earth with the apocs Sketch, Zero, and Arc she wondered how they were doing. She was actually experimenting again with different things and was bored, so maybe she could go fuck with her old friends. Taking another sip of her cider she leans back in the chair, plotting who she could mess with and how. She had already done a spider trick with Zero, messed with Arc playfully, and pretty much did the same with Sketch with several drinking contest she won. She thought for a moment before an idea came into her head and she chuckled darkly before getting up finishing off her bottle of cider. She walks upstairs towards her wing, opening a door she looked around for something. She has many enchanted and cursed object, mostly for torture and prey but some items were funny. She pulled out something, it was a bunny hood you know that bunny ears on that headband you could get around Easter and Halloween. It was tAdventures of Avina and Apocs Episode 1 Bunny Zero3 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sasha-liciousIt was a warm, mild day and I thought I'd used this time to just go out for a nice, long walk. Tim was relaxing, Dad was at work, and Mom just left to do some errands. I also wanted to bring the dogs along with me.Sasha-licious21 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Me: *opens my brother's door* "Tim, I'm going for a walk and I'm bringing the dogs with me."
Me: "Thanks. *closes his door* Alright, you little scoots. Time for a walk."
Pretty soon, I had the dogs leashed up and we were walking.
The dogs were fine in the first 2 blocks of the walk. But when we got to the end of the 3rd block, we noticed something on the ground. It was a large object that was shaped like a disk. It was also peach colored with shades of white, pink, red. and blue. The dogs were sniffing it, but I told them to step back so I can inspect it.
Me: *gets close to the disk like object* "What do we have here? *picks up the disk* I think I might have a Frisbee that someone lost. I guess I'd better return it to the owner."
I promise“Well we start school in a Month..” Demi saidI promise15 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“yeah...” Ariel said
“and you'll be in middle school! Aren't you excited?” She asked
“Not really...” Ariel sighed
“why not? I will be there in a year” Demi smiled
“Yeah but that’s a year...I'm gonna go off and...you'll forget about me” Demi laughed and Ariel looked at her, “what?”
“I thought you would go off and forget me” Demi smiled
They both looked at each other and laughed, Ariel held up his pinkie, “Then lets make a promise!” Demi smiled and nodded hooking her pinkie with his, they both looked at each other and smiled.
“I promise to always be your best friend!”
Demi smiled at the fond memory, that was the day they reaffirmed there friendship, and every year on that same day they always hung out together just the two of them and did something fun, and by the end of they day they remade that promise.
Shrinking College RPWelcome to college!Shrinking College RP9 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
You have shrunk. You are approached by your crush...
A. They smirk
B. They step on you
C. They don't notice you
D. They pick you up gently'
E. They trap you under a cup
Random pony adventures 5Soarin hopped around Cloudsdale on his butt like the red guy from cow and chicken when out of nowhere Egoraptor descended and took on his true form, a badly animated 2-d robot godzilla with flamethrowers.Random pony adventures 51 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I WANT TO SQUEEZE MONEY!" Said egoraptor.
Egoraptor set fire to cloudsdale as While Soarin watched.
"The 3d for this movie sucks." Said Soarin, putting a smurf in the paper shredder.
Given that he had nothing better to do Soarin called the wonderbolts for help, unfortunately they are all assholes and were too wasted on cabbage and eyebrow hair to do anything.
"Guess I'll have to save the day with the power of friendzone!" Exclaimed Soarin flamboyantly.
Soarin coughed onto a lamp post which in turn summoned a goddamn megazord which Soarin got in and confronted Egoraptor.
Soarin: STOP THIS INSANITY! Said Soarin, forgetting that the story is not written in script format.
Egoraptor stopped punching Luke cage long enough to reply.
They had a highly dest
The Death DoorThere was once a small kingdom, called by its inhabitants Eratilliouisia - a name which meant “Diddlybop” in the native language. In approximately the center of the kingdom, there rose a large hill bare of any trees. Atop the hill stood a grand castle, made out of stone. Its roof was of gold, and the four towers on the corners of the castle were each crowned with emeralds. Every evening as the sun set, the castle shone in the golden light. The people for miles around would see it sparkling, and they would say: “Surely, there is no more magnificent castle than ours in the whole wide world.”The Death Door1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
However, the people of Diddlybop prided themselves upon more than the riches of the kingdom. It was said that of all the countries, they had the least criminals. This was, perhaps, because they gave the death sentence to any and all who had broken the law. Murder, theft, insurrection, refusing to pay taxes, missing work in the mo
Rabbit Season, Pony SeasonElmer Fudd: Say your prayers, rabbit. It's rabbit season!Rabbit Season, Pony Season1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
Bugs Bunny: Pony season!
Pinkie Pie: Rabbit season!
Bugs Bunny: Pony season!
Pinkie Pie: Rabbit season!
Bugs Bunny: Pony season!
Pinkie Pie: Rabbit season!
Bugs Bunny: Rabbit season!
Pinkie Pie: Pony season!
Bugs Bunny: Rabbit season!
Pinkie Pie: Pony season!
Bugs Bunny: Rabbit season!
Pinkie Pie: You'll get pony season if it's the last thing you do!
Bugs Bunny: Or you'll have rabbit season and that's final for me!
Elmer cocks his gun on to him.
Bugs Bunny: Oops.
The gun is fired and Bugs is covered with ashes.
Pinkie Pie: Well, you said it's rabbit season and it's final for you.
Bugs Bunny: I can't believe I got outsmarted by a pony who is a comic relief as I am.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, you're still a good one, Bugs.
Bugs Bunny: And so you are, Pinkie.
The perilous journeyIts been six years since the last time this has happenedThe perilous journey2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Six years since the perilous journeys across the mountainous heaps began
traveling across everyday for the past six years up and down the narrow ladder
having to cross in the darkness of night where the wrong step would cause it all to tumble
Six years since the bottom has been seen by any mortal, since any mortal has stepped foot through the gates
Six years and on this day it happened starting from the top and working down the northern side i grabbed for a hold and it all came down
From there it could be seen the floor the lushous carpet could be seen for days I worked to clear the rubble and then it is as it sits now my room has finaly been cleaned
The great Hogwarts prank war (part 12)My POVThe great Hogwarts prank war (part 12)2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
I decided I'd go after Sirius first. He'd bullied me since day 1. I can tell what his sins were: Greed and Sloth. I heard he love to take money from the Hufflepuff kids. Looks like it's a job for Kaito and Miku. I know I promised him I would never use them again because they could take over. I go over to my closet and take out the headset and magic crystal. I remembered my old life from when I made people happy with their songs. Vocaloid. I put the headset on and test out both the voices. They worked perfectly. But sadly I was caught by Xeno. "Bad time isn't it?" he asked. "I guess you could say that." I said in Miku's voice. "I thought I came to warn you." he said. "Did one of my friends send you?" I asked him. "The Doctor." he said. "He begs you not to use them." I laughed. "I'm getting my revenge. Hopefully, it won't get out of hand." I said. "Please Sk, your friend and I are begging you." he said, grabbing my shoulders. "It's too late. I'll see you around Xeno." I said as I