Fur (Remus LupinXReader)Fur (Remus LupinXReader)2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Thanks to Snape still making Remus the wolfsbane potion he was able to transform in Grimmauld Place locked in the room you both shared. This night he forgot it was the full moon thinking it was tomorrow but thankfully had still taken the potion so he'd keep his mind. You were with Sirius, Molly, Arthur, the twins, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Harry downstairs when you all heard Remus scream as he transformed.
"Wasnt he in the shower?" Sirius asked.
"This is gonna be good" You nodded as a howl sounded next.
"How is that good?!" Arthur hissed a bit scared.
"Just wait" Sirius replied. A few moments later you all heard the sound of claws scraping against the wooden floor before Remus stalked into the room dripping wet but in control.
"Dont you dare Remus John Lupin!" You warned. Sirius was about to hold up his newspaper to cover his face but it was to late. Remus shook his body sending water everywhere.
"Bad Remus! Oh my Godric" You started before you and Sirius broke down laughing. Remus just
18 | Modern!Levi x Reader |18 | Modern!Levi x Reader |2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
18, crazy, pulled up in your daddy's car.
Your right hand gripped the steering wheel, knuckles white from the tight hold. Your fingers shook from excitement while your eyes were locked onto the road, a grin plastered on your face. If your smile was any wider, your skin would probably crack. Your left hand was rested onto the side window, holding a cigarette. You knew that smoking was far from good from you. You knew all too well. But why did you start? Maybe because it made you feel alive? Free? Maybe. It wasn't just smoking that made you feel free, but the fact that this wasn't even your car. You had to plead and beg your father to drive it every single time you wanted to go out. But maybe, just maybe, this would be the last time you drove his car- and started driving Levi's.
Surprise (GabrielXReader)Surprise (GabrielXReader)17 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
When you got back to the Bunker after a successful Vamp hunt you were looking forward to a good sleep and good food. But when you got in you saw smoke coming from the kitchen. Quickly you ran over and ran into the kitchen only to see Gabriel standing there covered in cake and frosting.
"Gabriel?! What the hell?!" You demanded running in before turning on the fan to get rid of the smoke.
"Uggh......surprise?" Gabriel laughed nervously rubbing the back of his neck.
"What?" You asked after the smoke cleared.
"Well I tried to make a cake since your always saying I use my power to much and it well......blew up" Gabriel explained looking to the oven.
"Gabriel sweetie as nice as that is never go never the oven again and please fix it before Sam and his royal highness gets back or they'll both throw bitch fits" You patted his shoulder looking at the remains of the cake he tried to make.
"Darling for once I won't argue with you" Gabriel nodded snapping his fingers making the kitchen go back to
Thunder Buddies (SteveXReader) OneShot(F/N) (L/N) hated thunder. You could even say she despised it. In her world nothing was worse than the noise. All the crashing and booms, as she put it. It irritated her to Oblivion and back. And today was one of those days were it was raining, lightning as striking everywhere, and worse of all there was lots and lots of thunder.Thunder Buddies (SteveXReader) OneShot1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
And because of this (F/N) refused to go outside. Most of the day had passed by with her watching movies in her bed, and stuffing her face with cake. Steve had gone out to the store to pick up some more milk leaving (F/N) at home with no supervision. This is never a good idea…
“Fuck you thunder! You can suck my dick!” this was the first thing Steve had heard when he walked inside his small apartment. ‘Not again’ he thought. After putting his groceries away he walked into the small bedroom the two shared. Then he was met with a puzzling sight.
(F/N) was hidden under a pile of pillows and blankets on top of their bed, cursing Thor fo
FUCK YEAH (Drunk!Rick GrimesXDrunk!Reader)FUCK YEAH (Drunk!Rick GrimesXDrunk!Reader)1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
There were some moments you loved your brothers but being stuck in a car with Rick for 5 hours because they didnt want to be was not one of those moments. It had only been 10 minutes and already you were literally banging your head off the window out of boredom and thinking of ways to murder Daryl and Merle and make it look like Glenn did it.
"Will you stop banging your head off the window it's annoying!" Rick snapped after another 5 minutes.
"But I'm bored! I don't think I can go 5 hours sitting in a car with you in awkward silence!" You whined.
"If this is you bored I'd hate to see Merle" Rick shivered at the thought.
"He almost stabbed a farmer" You said shaking your head at the memory.
"Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick......" You started.
"What?!?" Rick said looking at you.
"You have a nice beard" You said reaching your hand over before petting his cheek.
"...................." Rick just stared at you before leaning away from your touch turning his eyes back to the ro
StarTrekPrankWeekPartIV(ReaderxCrewvsJimxSpock)StarTrekPrankWeekPartIV(ReaderxCrewvsJimxSpock)3 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
You sat on a container with medical supplies inside as Bones cataloged a creature that looked like a mix between a dog and lizard with a unicorn horn and fangs, with a bored expression on your face. "Are you done yet?" you asked in a clipped tone.
"I woulda been done a half hour ago if my assistant was actually, oh I don't know, assistin' me." Bones replied with a roll of his eyes as he smirked to himself.
"1. I'm not your assistant and 2.You should speak with your accent more often. It's sexy." you told him with a grin.
Bones looked at you with a raised eyebrow and replied, "From now on I'll be sure not to use my accent around you, then." He turned back to the creature and tried to figure out what species it was.
You pouted for a moment then looked at the creature. "How long until that sedative you gave it wears off?"
"You're not scared of it, (y
StarTrekPrank Week Part IV(Spock vs Reader x Crew)StarTrekPrank Week Part IV(Spock vs Reader x Crew)11 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Commander (y/n), I must say that I am intrigued by this human ritual called 'betting'. Would you be so kind as to explain the rules of this practice to me?" Spock asked as he moved a chess piece.
"It's very simple." you started as you moved a piece and took one of his. "Two or more people bet something like say if I was to bet that I would beat you at 3-D chess and if you lost you would have to do my paperwork for a month, but if you won then I would have to do your paperwork. Understand?"
"I believe so." Spock replied. "I bet that if I pranked the Captain within an hour you would have to line dance with Dr. McCoy, but if I fail then I will do whatever you wish for a week."
You smirked darkly at the thought of getting Spock to dress like Dracula and nodded. "Deal. Check."
Spock nodded. "Checkmate." he replied before he left.
"Dammit!" you exclaimed wit
Morgan Freeman Pony Adventures 2Morgan Freeman Pony Adventures 21 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
*Morgan freeman* as i found out where these weird ponies came from i couldn't believe this... it was too un earthly... but it was the only reason i had...the purple one said that they were first sent here some where about 20 miles away by the end of a rainbow... i asked them why did you come to me?... the purple one replied... we just picked a random place for help... i told them... there's not gonna be another rainbow here unless it rains again... the rainbow one said.. well im a weather pony so i could just go up there and make it rain... i replied.. that wont work in this dimension... the clouds move on there own and nature is on going... you cant change weather here... they were all shocked to hear this... but i told them weere just gonna have to wait..
Morgan Freeman Pony AdventuresMorgan Freeman’s Pony AdventuresMorgan Freeman Pony Adventures1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
*Morgan Freeman* one day i woke up and found these six horses by me.. they were tall as a pony.. i went to pet the pinkie fluffy haired one and as i did it said happy birthday... i jumped in fear thinking it was some kind of dream or nightmare.. but then the purple one started talking and said.. sir is this your house.. i repeated yes this is my house why and how are you here... a Pegasus and unicorn are myths.. then the rainbow one replied.. we are not myths!.. by that time i was convinced this is real.. then some one knocked on the door.. i hid them until the person left.. now i must find a way of getting them back to where ever they came from *this is .. Morgan Freeman*
Water BalloonsDemi walked downstairs and saw Tristan sitting on her couch, “um...why are you in my house??”Water Balloons2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
“I got bored....and you always have fun Ideas..” Tristan said
“your right! ALRIGHT! Get up we are going to the store. I just got paid” Demi slipped on her shoes and Tristan followed her out.
“So why are we going to the store?” Tristan asked
“Water Balloons.” Demi told him, “We can throw them at people”
“That...sounds fun actually” he smirked
“well like you said I DO come up with fun ideas” she said bumping hips with him. Then she smiled, noticing his hair up, “I like your hair today”
“its just up...in a ponytail” He told her
Demi shrugged, “Still its nice”
Demi walked into the store, “There this way” Tristan followed her and she grabbed two packages of water balloons, “Alrighty!”
They walked up paid and went back to Demi's house, “com
I was Wrong.Everyone saw it, Grey wasn't the same. Not with out Aubree. But Aubree had been hanging out with Drake, her world was now dominated by Drake. No one liked it, She even stopped hanging out with Demi, Demi didn't like it much either.I was Wrong.11 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“OH GREY!” A voice pierced at his ears.
“oh god..its slutty mcslut slut” Fallon growled
“What?!” Grey hissed
“what's wrong mad your girl got a new boo”
“Ashley shut up!” Grey spat
“what? I think she downgraded, does this mean your back in the game, because let me be the first to say how excited that makes me” Ashley smirked
“go away.” Grey glared
“why? I mean she has already kissed...it was a week before you broke up. And word around is they slept together”
“SHUT UP!” Grey yelled standing up, his anger visible, his fist balled up his nails causing blood in his palms, people where staring Grey had yelled pretty loud causing a scene.
Bedtime stories: Snow White and the Seven Babies[7/21/2014 9:17:36 PM] Baby Lettuce-chan: SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN BABIESBedtime stories: Snow White and the Seven Babies2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
[7/21/2014 9:17:46 PM] Noisy Girl: OMG YES
[7/21/2014 9:18:18 PM | Edited 9:18:27 PM] Noisy Girl: once upon a time there were a dark skinned girl named snow white
[7/21/2014 9:19:15 PM] (◡‿◡✿): she went on a quest to look for her bbs
[7/21/2014 9:19:35 PM] Noisy Girl: she encountered a wolf who looked like her mom
[7/21/2014 9:19:40 PM] Noisy Girl: she thought that was her mom
[7/21/2014 9:20:27 PM] Baby Lettuce-chan: then da babies suddenly throw their bottles at the wolf and it ran away
[7/21/2014 9:21:10 PM] Baby Lettuce-chan: then fairy godmother came
[7/21/2014 9:21:13 PM] Noisy Girl: snow white plops down to the ground thinking that da babies had shoo'd her mom away
[7/21/2014 9:21:24 PM] Noisy Girl: she turned everyone to lettuces
[7/21/2014 9:21:27 PM] Noisy Girl: except one baby
[7/21/2014 9:22:01 PM] Baby Lettuce-chan: dat baby was special
[7/21/2014 9:22:06 PM] Baby Lettuce-cha
spoof: Kitten KillerScout: What are you doing here?spoof: Kitten Killer3 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jeff the Killer: Came to kill your kitten, where'd it go?
Scout: He's hiding from you... wait don't go through my sh**
Jeff: (In chest) Looking for the cat.
Scout: He's not in the chest!
Jeff: (with kitten) Oh, I found him.
Jeff:...! Ooh he's a wily one.
Knuckles: what am I watching in the distance?
Naruto: ah geez...
Knuckles:[No, I disagree!] I can't believe Jeff murdered that tiny little kitten.
Jeff:[LOL] Oh yeah murdered the sh** out of it.
Jeff:[Greetings] Actually wearing it on my left foot as a sock.
Let's see who gets this reference...I had dinner with Garry Kasparov last night and there was a checkered tablecloth.Let's see who gets this reference...3 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
THE TRUE MEANING OF CASUAL FRIDAYone timeTHE TRUE MEANING OF CASUAL FRIDAY8 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
i killed a guy
and i chopped him up
and i took his body parts to the woods
and i burried them in separate locations
and i fed his foot to a otter
and the otter developed a taste for human blood
and about 3 weeks after that
i was reading the news paper
and the otter killed 97 people
and each one of them
turned into zombies!
AND THEY ATE THE BRAINS OF THOSE AROUND THEM
and then dracula was all like
THIS SHIT HAS GONE TOO FAR
so he sent his vampire hoards after the zombies
but the fools were all wiped out
for it was frankenstiens master plan all along
to get the zombies to fight the vampires
so the frankensteins could take over!
and then a giant comet hit the earth
killing the frankensteins
and all life as we new it was wiped out
and from that flower spawned a whole new
A NEW RACE OF PLANT PEOPLE!
and the plant people devoured all until the aliens arrived
and the aliens came down
and plucked one of the plant people
and the plant people were in a uproa
Morgan Freeman Pony Adventures 3Morgan Freeman’s Pony Adventures Log 3Morgan Freeman Pony Adventures 31 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
5 days later... its getting harder and harder to keep them fed and clean.. its getting harder to keep them inside from the general public.. i asked rainbowdash are you still up for changing the weather?... she replies with a hardy YES!.. so i take her and the rest into the car for a car ride to a open field and watch rainbow .. she tries to gather the clouds but it’s not working as you may know clouds in the human world is just water vapor... so when that failed i was about to go home when they asked if they could play a bit... i said it was fine and that we have plenty of time.. Something to do to get out of the house.. (This is MorganFreeman
Walto is a free android man.Jennifer: "S-So, walto, i was wondering,"Walto is a free android man.1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jennifer: "well, do you have any android girlfriends?"
Walto: "No, I don't."
Jennifer: "... alien girlfriends?"
Jennifer: "a furry girlfriend?"
walto: "Why are you asking me these questions?"
Jennifer: " ... Well, you always seemed.. a bit..."
Jennifer: "Lonely... a lot,"
Scary Movie 2 and Scary Movie 3 WedgieThe girl, Cindy, had been talking with some blonde dude and after telling him that they were only friends, he had decided to do something “friendly” to her. Sneaking behind her, he had grabbed her panties and thrusted them..no, rocketed them up her back! Cindy had screamed and gasped for air afterwards, grabbing her butt in pain.Scary Movie 2 and Scary Movie 3 Wedgie2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
The two blondes, one fighting against the other, wearing schoolgirl uniforms, including short skirts. At the end of the fight, one of them took her chance and pulled the other’s pink panties up, making the victim scream and then laugh dumbly.
I'm JealousJeremy sat on his couch, “Jesus Christ...” he mumbled, there was something on his mind, actually its been on his mind for a while, and its a certain black haired girl with red streaks, big brown eyes, and amazing smile, yes you guessed it Demi. Lately she had been hanging around Tristan, and it made Jeremy's blood boil.I'm Jealous2 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
When had his thing for Demi evolved into something more? When did she ever make him feel like this? There was only one group of people to see, he stood up and walked out his house.
~ ~ ~
“heeey Jeremy” Camrie said looking up from her magazine.
“Oh hey!” Maya said holding the baby with Ariel following behind her.
“WOOO! I got turkey!!” Robbie yelled walking in, “oh! Jeremy!”
“Guys...I have a problem.” Jeremy said
Everyone sat down and so did Jeremy, he let out a breath, “I'm jealous of Demi hanging out with Tristan..” he said
“are you serious?” Robbie asked
Attack of the Tickle Plant 3 When the stars came out, I knew it was time to move. Mavran was stuck up a tree, and I was going to rescue him. The plant was breathing deeply in its sleep. I wasn’t sure if it knew I was there, but I wasn’t taking any chances. I had a friend to save.Attack of the Tickle Plant 32 days ago in Short Stories More Like This
Mavran was asleep on a tree branch high above the ground. Quietly, I stepped passed the plant and made my way to the tree. I was determined to save Mavran, so I climbed the tree without any trouble. I reached the branch Mavran was sleeping on and looked down. The plant was still asleep, undisturbed by my ascension. Now I was faced with the real challenge: getting my friend out of danger without waking the plant.
Mavran wasn’t a heavy sleeper, but waking him wouldn’t be easy. If I tried to talk him awake, I’d risk waking the plant below us. If I tickled Mavran awake, he might scream, wake the plant, and fall out of the tree all in one move. My only
Slice of cake .Walto: "..."Slice of cake .1 day ago in Short Stories More Like This
Teddy: "What's that?" [points at the sword]
Walto: "Is called a sword, a weapon that older, much more mature people use, in battles, and fights."
Teddy: " ... "
Teddy: "teddy will trade boy with weird clothes for a sword. with a peice of cake!"
walto: ". . .