How to annoy AlastairAlastair sat on the couch of Slender Mansion gritting his teeth behind his mask. He closed his eyes and resisted the urge to yell at the 13 year old girl beside him.How to annoy Alastair12 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Come on!” Insane Smiles whined poking his side.
“No” Alastair gritted out while clenching his fists by his sides.
“But I’m bored!” Smiles exclaimed kneeling beside him.
“Go bother BEN” Alastair growled.
“No I wanna go killing!” Smiles replied.
“Well I don’t. Go ask Masky” Alastair sighed.
“Masky won’t go killing with me and I want you to take me!” Smiles pouted hoping it would convince him.
“I have a 14 year old sister Smiles nothing will work on me” Alastair smirked.
“Damn” Smiles muttered before getting an idea.
“Pwease Ali?” Smiles pouted as her bottom lip began to quiver.
“Still no” Alastair kept his gaze on the TV in front of him. A few seconds later he heard a light so
A Special.I'mma gonna do free commissions because...I really don't know....A Special.12 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
have fun being the first five. I'll do your OC's and other Creepypastas. Or your OC's with my OC's. Or both cabined. So herpaderp.
TV madnessBrittani woke up to the sound of thunder outside, she got out of bed, headed towards her bathroom and took a quick shower. she walked back into her room and changed into a pair of jeans and a white tank-top. her white tank-top was short so her stomach was visible, she decided to turn her TV on and watch some sponge-bob. the weather was getting worse, the lights flickered on and off. the power suddenly went out, which was a bad sign, Brittani had no idea that she was about to get eaten alive by plankton. he managed to escape out of the TV, he spotted her and licked his lips.TV madness15 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
he followed her downstairs, she walked to the kitchen table and laid down on it. he moved up to where her head was, he stretched open his mouth and quickly swallowed her head. "MMMPHH HEYMF!!!" she screamed, she punched at his mouth but couldn't free herself from his mouth. he worked his way down her body, her shoulders and chest slowly entered his mouth. he held her down on her back so she couldn't get up. her arms
From the Characters' EyesMegan was in her room, silently writing the next chapter of The Four Elements Of Bending. It was hard work, but she seemed to enjoy doing it - everything was in her control, like she decided what goes and what didn't.From the Characters' Eyes15 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
So anyway, Megan was writing when all of the sudden the door slammed open, and a horde of angry TFEOB characters came in - Rusty, Dust, Spots, Ash, Charlotte, Mistletoe and Tiggerpaka. Megan blinked, wondering what was up. "Um...can I help you?" she asked.
"Yes, you can," Rusty said. "What is up with this? I'm forced to quit being deputy? I was doing a WAY better job than Raoul."
"And you almost let him DIE for no reason," Dust pointed out. "Why?"
Megan sighed. "Well, Rusty dying struck fear into the readers. Not only that, it made Ash want to kill Ironfang more, because y'know, it was Ironfang's fault," she explained.
"So you nearly kill off my best friend. Perfect," Ash snorted.
"And what about my character?!" Charlotte demanded. "I mean, I know Ash
The best story in the UniverseOnce upon a long, long, LONG time ago, there lived an evil princess named Sienna Rose.The best story in the Universe6 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
One day Sienna decided that she was going to poop.
Her poop smelled so utterly disgusting, that her whole kingdom's eyebrows burned right off their faces.
Katie's Wedgie PromblemsChristy walks into her friends room only to find her friend Katie in a wedgie. Christy laughs at Katie before asking her how she got in such a wedgie. Katie says her brother likes to wedgie her. Christy laughs even harder and tells her she came over to do a book report with Katie and didn't expect this!Katie's Wedgie Promblems13 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Christy tells Katie that looks like fun. As Katie pleads not to be wedgied again, Christy continues to wedgie her, and says her brother is awesome if this is what he does for fun. Christy even turns Katie over and gives her one hell of a Melvin and laughs the whole time while killing poor Christy's ass with wedgies!
Christy pulls so hard she stretches out those poor panties until they are over Katie's head in a super atomic wedgie.
Addison and his nope to Christmas.Fwump!Addison and his nope to Christmas.17 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Addison looked up at a beaming Mieko with an expression that could only be described as ‘scrooge like’. The red santa hat the pink haired man had dropped on his head looked very out of place on the extremely grumpy English teacher.
“Mieko, I must inquire as to why you think this is necessary-..” The navy haired man began, but he was cut short at the shutter sound, with a look of mortification he realised the pretty man before him had taken a picture.
“It’s for our Christmas card!” Mieko chirruped happily as he reviewed the picture, he turned the phone round and showed it to Addison, he made to grab it but he was ultimately not fast enough hand he swiped at the air instead.
He tucked a stray strand of navy hair behind his ear trying to look unaffected but it was all in vain as he got to his feet and tried to wrestle the phone from his lover’s hand, to no avail. As small and thin as the bubblegum haired man was he had t
The Garbage Pail Kids Save ChristmasTwas a night before Christmas when all through the Garbage Pail Kids' lair, Brainy Brian heard a transmission that made his anger flare. "We are the Zenebere of Planet T'fear, and we plan to get rid of Earthlings' holiday cheer!"The Garbage Pail Kids Save Christmas2 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Brainy Brian contacted the aliens with rage. "You selfish aliens should be locked in a cage! Christmas is still 17 days away, and already you want to ruin children's play! I'll beat you at the North Pole with four friends of mine. You won't ruin Christmas, and you won't next time!"
Brainy Brian told the tale to his pals, who were a rather grotesque group of boys and gals. There was Split Kit, a boy who was two lads in one. Half of him had kind feelings and the other half had none. The second friend noted was named Patty Putty, a girl who could stretch into shapes quite nutty. Guillo Tina was recruited, and so was her head. The last of Brian's friends was the zombie Dead Ted.
After Trash Can Ken was given consent, it was off to the North Pole the Garbage Pail K
Big Surprises Sometimes Come In Small PacA three year old boy plays a joke on his dad. He takes a chocolate bar and smears it on his face and hands and then goes up to his dad and says," Daddy , I try to be a big boy and change my own diaper. When I cut the wrong wire to defuse the bomb I found in my diaper, it blew up in my face ! "Big Surprises Sometimes Come In Small Pac3 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Can you clean me up ?
Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
Dec 8, 2013
W3'R3 M4K1NG TH1S H4PP3N (Homestuck Meme thingy)Cast of Characters:W3'R3 M4K1NG TH1S H4PP3N (Homestuck Meme thingy)4 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
A) Have you read a 5 and 10 fic before? (John/Jake)
No but I want to! >w<
B) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot? (Feferi)
Ummm.... Being straight I can't really say but Fef is adorable >w
The Cabbage GhostIt was just another day on the farm, waking up at five for breakfast and working in the hot sun until 8. It’s not like that was everyday, it was only because it was the summer and that was one of the most busy times. Plus I didn’t have school so otherwise I might get bored. Getting bored is not much worse than working on the farm, but after awhile of helping on the farm it wasn’t that bad anymore.The Cabbage Ghost5 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
My brother didn’t bother to help. His friends lived a lot closer than mine, so he was probably just being a pain in the butt to some other person. I felt bad for them, but I lived with him, so I guess it wasn’t that bad for them. They were lucky even.
I got back to work, cutting the cauliflower from their stalks, careful to leave a few leaves. I suspected we would eat a lot of cauliflower for a while, but that wasn’t always true. The shoemaker's children have bare feet, right? We couldn’t only eat cauliflower for that long, we were planning on selling
Signs of a HauntingThe first step is to determine, as best you can, whether or not you truly have a legitimate case of a haunting. Not all hauntings are alike, and they may exhibit a variety of phenomena. Some hauntings feature a single phenomenon - such as a particular door slamming shut that occurs repeatedly - while others consist of many different phenomena, ranging from odd noises to full-blown apparitions.Signs of a Haunting6 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Here's a partial list of phenomena that might indicate that your house is haunted:
Unexplained noises - footsteps; knocks, banging, rapping; scratching sounds; sounds of something being dropped. Sometimes these noises can be subtle and other times they can be quite loud.
Doors, cabinets and cupboards opening and closing - most often, these phenomena are not seen directly. The experiencer either hears the distinct sounds of the doors opening and closing (homeowners get to know quite well the distinctive sounds their houses make) or the experiencer will return to a room to find a door open or close
Celine massive pregnancyCeline was just walking alone when somebody zapped her with a ray from a gun.Celine massive pregnancy6 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Celine: What the?
Celine felt her belly expand with kicks in her stomach. She is gradually getting bigger.
To be done soon...
Elusive Request [Scarecrow/Riddler fic]Quirking an irritated brow, Edward pursed his lips and analyzed the man's form. “Yes?” He inquired flatly.Elusive Request [Scarecrow/Riddler fic]7 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“I need a sample of your blood,” Jonathan stated.
The Riddler's eyes narrowed. Within Jon's scarred cognition, he knew – rather blatantly – the strong dislike Edward held for him. And yet, he stood affront his doorway in his tattered black suit without askance, mere demand.
The door slam came rather promptly – just as the polite rap against the door.
“Edward, please open the door,” Jon called tightly.
Sweeping a hand through his vermilion hair, the man leaned heavily against the interior door. “You're dressed rather cleanly,” Edward remarked, frowning. “Or rather, more clean than your usual repulsive state.”
Jon's countenance twitched. Acidity desiring to roll off his tongue, he cordially cleared his throat to subdue his typical behavior. “I suppose that is...a correct observation,” he strain
Black Stick MenIn the world of the paranormal, there is seldom anything new to write home about. Ghosts are ghosts after all, the tried and the true staple of an investigator's diet.Black Stick Men7 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Rarely do we see an emergence of a new phenomenon. We might see an older type of entity experience resurgence in popularity due to a high-profile expose shows like “Ghost Hunters” or “Destination Truth”, but that is not the same as a true emergence of a previously undocumented event.
The theory was flipped on its ear in 2009 when website http://www.Listverse.com featured “Black Stick Men” as one of their top 10 most bizarre modern paranormal phenomenon. The list; which included Black Eyed Kids, Dog-Head Man and other cryptids immediately caught fire due to the inclusion of the Black Stick Men. As it turns out, there was something to be said of the recent phenomenon.
The Black Stick Men are just that....walking stick figures, the kind you would draw as a child, or as an adult if you lac
[MA] Pillow FightsIt was easy to tell they trusted each other. Either that, or they really were trying to kill each other. Vitalis didn't hold back as he tackled Aristaeus, his full weight driving them both to the ground, where he proceeded to smother the life out of the shorter boy with the white pillow held in his one good hand. Aristaeus, knowing the phoenix would be able to handle it, kicked at his left side, and Vitalis twisted to the side, taking the blow on his back instead. It was just enough for Aristaeus to flip them over and start smother Vitalis with the same pillow instead.[MA] Pillow Fights2 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Xaber shook his head, turning back to his book as Vitalis started to laugh in the middle of his multilingual cursing. The game would end once either of them had been successfully pinned down and smothered for ten seconds, he knew. Amusing as it was to see his roommates in such compromising positions, the book he was reading was far more interesting.
However, as he turned the page, he completely missed the two final
Milan's Letter to Santa Dear Santa Clause,Milan's Letter to Santa11 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
I have been a very good giovane donna this year!
Lately, I have been working a little more and I have been very nice to la mia fratelli.
I also worked in my fashion designs lately. Mr. Santa man person, I will ALWAYS believe in you!
Anyways, I would really love if I can have that pizza guy this year! I know it may sound really funny or whatever but I like the pizza guy! He gives me free pizza and he is always nice to me. He also listens to me very much, unlike my big brother Romano. Shame on him!
but really he is all I could ask for...also well maybe I can have some new clothes. Oooh or heels! OR maybe some mozzarella cheese! Oh my gosh it tastes so- am I going off track? Well anyways just stick to the really nice pizza guy! ((and maybe those shoes))
Love, Carmen Vargas