Prank war (Martin.F/Reader vs Benedict.C/Andrew.S)You sat beside Martin reading over the script for the last episode of Sherlock season 2.Prank war (Martin.F/Reader vs Benedict.C/Andrew.S)3 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Hey Martin” You said looking over at him.
“Yes?” Martin replied putting down his script.
“How pissed would Andrew be if I slap-cam’d him?” You asked smirking slightly.
“I have no idea” Martin shrugged.
“I need your assistance!” You grinned standing up. Martin rolled his eyes but stood up anyway. The two of you planned where and when to slap cam Andrew and went out to buy some whipped cream and a pie.
“You sure you wanna do this?” You looked at Martin who nodded.
“Definitely” Martin replied holding the cream pie in his hand.
“Ok then is Mark in position?” You asked. Martin looked over at Mark Gatiss and saw him standing there holding up your phone.
“He’s either waiting for us or playing Angry Birds” Martin nodded.
“Ok then…..There they are!” You smirked pointing
The Gilded Age- Part One“That was a really fun day, Ferb.” Phineas said. “What should we build tomorrow?”The Gilded Age- Part One19 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Perhaps a stable.” Ferb said.
“That could be fun.” Phineas said. “We could invent a robot horse to live in the stable.”
“And my cow.” Ferb said.
Phineas pushed open the kitchen door and the two of them went inside.
“Wow, it’s already almost one in the morning.” Phineas said. “I had no idea we stayed out that long.”
“It’s easy to forget how much time has passed when you’re playing giant pool.” Ferb said.
“Ferb, that’s it!” Phineas said. “Tomorrow, we should build a-”
“WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO TURN ME INTO AN ICE CUBE?” Someone yelled.
“Uh oh.” Phineas said.
The boys ran upstairs and skidded to a stop in front of the upstairs bathroom door. Perry was standing in the doorframe with a towel wrapped tightly around his middl
Star Trek Prank Week Part II (Reader x Kirk)Star Trek Prank Week Part II (Reader x Kirk)15 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
You grinned evilly as you swiped the key card you stole from Jim on the keypad then walked into his room and over to his desk. You sat down and looked at the holocomputer and tried to figure out his password. When you were in the Academy, Pavel used his genius abilities to help you hone your hacker skills and boy did he come in handy!
You furrowed your brow and bit your bottom lip lightly then tried out a few things. captainperfecthair? Nope, bust. thekirk, still nothing. bunsofsteel? You couldn't keep a straight face as you typed that. spongebob? (What like you never used something totally random for your password?) Then it hit you! captainsexy. BINGO! You rolled your eyes at the password then scrolled through his contacts. This would certainly make up for him beaming you onto Delta Vega without your clothes AND him stealing your bras, plus teach him a lesson. However the best part was that you would get to laugh your ass off.
You selected the right contacts and wrote an email th
EveningLying on the bed, I held in my arms a softness never felt before. The warmth of it extended onto mine while holding it tighter, as if it was a part of me that was lost for years and now was found. While nuzzling on its linen clothing, its jasmine-scented perfume tingled my nose, yet the smell sent a jolt of pleasure to my entire being as it passed through my nose. Then one truth came to my mind: nothing beats a soft pillow after being exhausted for a whole day.Evening7 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Hetalia!Nyotalia!2p!talia!xPsychokinetic! Reader 3Warning: this series has language!Hetalia!Nyotalia!2p!talia!xPsychokinetic! Reader 31 hour ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Words couldn't describe how you were feeling.You, at the moment, was shy and nervous. When your doctor/boss explained everything and finally left you alone, you remembered horrible memories...
DAT FLASHBACK THOE
You were extremely popular at your school for some reason. You were a great singer (you soumd exactly like Ariana Grande) ,you did gymnastics,You were just a natural Cutie-pie.You liked everyone! You were never snobby, you even sat down with the freaks,geeks,and goths at the school. You showed people what kindness really is.No one could hate you.
Or so you thought...
The queen bees of 7th grade; The Meerkatz(LOL*cough"losers"*cough). They were crazy with power. They were so rich and powerful, when they walked, the TEACHERS bowed down. They saw what power you had at the school, and they wanted to take it from you.
Being a Better Bad Guy: Entry 42If you have to stop and wonder if it would be cruel to do something, it probably is, and you should go right ahead and do it.Being a Better Bad Guy: Entry 426 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Axel and Bambi~JealousAxel and BambiAxel and Bambi~Jealous14 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Bambi was the jealous type, but she didn't like to show it, it made her look bad and she was scared Axel might not like her. But lately it been harder to hide her jealousy.
Axel and Bambi had been together for 3 years, over those 3 years Axel had turned from a scared, timid, shy nerd to a confident, bright young man, who has become quite attractive to all the ladies. Axel never seemed to notice the stares he got, but Bambi did.
Axel got looks left and right. Axel's hair had gotten longer it went down to his mid back now, he had stubble, his chest got bigger, despite him looking like the kind of guy who lifted things he was still the same nerdy boy. Bambi loved how he never change, but she did not love the stares.
Every time a girl walked up to talk to Axel he smile and say “cool I'm Axel and this is my girlfriend Bambi!” the girls would finally THEN acknowledge Bambi, it was like Bambi wasn't there holding his hand, or kissing his cheek or something and it wa
After Class!So after a long series of events, I have found myself in the body of Tearju Lunatique and teaching a class at the local high school. Luckily, I only have one class to teach the entire week, and Tearju does all the grading and tells me which students need to focus harder on their studies so I can keep the illusion of teaching.After Class!10 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Well, one day, February 19 to be exact, I happened to be eating a Subway sandwich in the teacher’s lounge. I looked over to see the other teachers talking about their lives, wishing I had the courage to go over and talk to them myself. I guess shyness is one thing body swapping will never change.
Before I could make my move, though, I heard a voice say, “Excuse me; may I sit with you?”
I looked up and saw Ryoko Mikado, the school nurse, with a chipper smile on her face. She had removed the lab coat she usually wore, which offered any onlooker a view of her pink sleeveless shirt that exposed most of her cleavage and black mini-skirt.
Bremon's Fruit Bowl BlunderOlivia is a medium for the gods in human form. She uses her powers to predict the future of mortals on earth by posing herself as a fortune teller. Being part of Olympus really has its advantages, especially when all of her predictions came true for every human she talked to.Bremon's Fruit Bowl Blunder24 minutes ago in Short Stories More Like This
Bremon is a Succubus, a female demon who seduces men. Not only does she have the right body for the job, she's also a trickster to boot as well. She plays tricks on humans and even the Gods themselves.
However, one day, one of her pranks gets the better of her.
Olivia was predicting her fortunes to humans, while Bremon was planning another prank in her realm.
Bremon: *walking back and forth* "What to do, what to do on this particular day?"
She noticed her sister, Demonia, who was listening to death metal.
Bremon gives her sister a wedgie to notice her and, hopefully, stop the music.
Demonia: *fixing her underwear* "What the hell, sis?! Why did you do that for?!"
Bremon: "Because I'm trying to think of a way t
How to Save the Princess from an Evil TyrantLet’s face it; when it comes saving someone, we act on instinct. When it comes to saving a princess from an evil malicious tyrant with plans to conquer the kingdom (or whatever the case may be) one day, there’s so much we aren’t prepared for and wish we could’ve done better. Like say, you didn’t realize Count Typical had a fire breathing dragon under his commands as you went to save Princess Pink. You had a magical dragon-slaying sword for this type of thing but left it back at the castle because you thought you were fighting undead soldiers and brought your anti-undead lance. Rather embarrassing, right?How to Save the Princess from an Evil Tyrant14 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hence the purpose of this instructional guide for knights, squires, heroes in training, and even the more experienced of these classes. In here, we discuss and visit all the different sorts of things you may encounter on your either long or short journey to rescue the dear fair maiden or princess. Whom may be your one true love
Orochi MIA 4----------------------------------------------------------------------Orochi MIA 416 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
He was not pleased.
His COBRAH guards shifted uneasily around him, trying to blend into the shadows more than they already were.
Unused to seeing their leader so....displeased. But did he care?
No. Not in the slightest.
Because a certain hatchling of his decided to screw him over royally and make things complicated.
He shook his head at the situation, it was such a shame but now it seemed the Game had begun.
Kuristophe and his bloody heart.... things would have been so much simpler.
He had thought his time outside the family with that 'guild' had him become so much stronger from all the reports he had received.
But alas....he might be stronger now but he doesn't have the merciless tendencies needed.
'Thought I taught him better than that'
He spared a glance towards the doorway to his chamber, sensing someone approaching and turning so that he didn't have his back turned towards it.
Shame, he was enjoying
Joshua Reads Mizuki's Reaper LetterJoshua was waiting for some of his companions come back, so he was bored since there were no bounties that he could do right now. So, he was looking around to see if there was anything that he could do that is when he discovered a letter that Mizuki had written. "Hm. I wonder who is she writing to?" he thought to himself.Joshua Reads Mizuki's Reaper Letter21 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dear Head Priest,
I am just sending you this friendly little reminder about your up-coming demise. Now, I know what you must be thinking. What kind of person would send this letter? Well, I am the Reaper so it is my job. It is like doing something with a turkey. Don't know about the turkey because I can't cook anything.
Joshua rolled his eyes. "I don't even know why she had to add her non-living cooking skills but I guess she is trying to make a point in this." he said, as he continued to read.
But what I would love to know is how are you going to die because that is always a fun part. Fast and not painful way or the slow and pai
At Birth (AkuRoku) Chapter 20Author's Note:At Birth (AkuRoku) Chapter 203 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Actual important announcements this time.
I dedicate this chapter to Nijuukoo on tumblr, who's picture (Akuroku Day # 18 - Superheroes) inspired me yet again and is kinda at the end of this chapter if you read for it. Whoops.
So it's been an insanely long time, so that means it's time for an insanely long chapter. Like, six pages longer than normal kind of long. Whoops again.
I EDITED THE ENTIRE FIC. Which kind of explains why all of this took so long. I still have to edit a little of chapter 19 but I'm basically done. Took forever. I do suggest you go back and read it if you want. I did change a couple things like the name of the coffee shop and the entirety of chapter 3. Nothing too crazy, though. I fixed the story timeline, so there's distinct dates and stuff of how the time passes in this story.
The title is an allusion to a poem by Earnest Hilbert by the way. Ties in nicely with the themes in this chapter.
Warning: Swearing, lots of food because I'm hungry always, f
Infinite Loops: A Tale of two Realms pt. 3Classic Loop 1.7Infinite Loops: A Tale of two Realms pt. 36 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Spyro was proud of himself. He had no idea how many loops in he was at this point, and even though he had attempted this several times in the past, never once did he actually think he'd pull this off.
It had taken several loops hanging out with two of his greatest enemies, getting to know the quickest way to get them to not attempt to smash, blast, or kill him on sight, and even then he had to figure out the correct way to word things not to tick either of them off... But in the end, it was so worth it.
"So, how many loops have you done again?"
Spyro glanced over to Hunter. It hadn't been long before the cheetah had started to occasionally loop with him, a fact that Spyro was rather happy about. It was nice to finally have someone other than just Sparx to talk to for a change. Admittedly, he still had to check out if Ember really was looping too, but he wasn't exactly in too much of a hurry with tha
Mini story Quake and Starflight Bachelor auction. " Uh buck I need bits." Quake says to himself as he walks around Ponyville bored . "But there's no pony hiring new workers*sigh* I guess I'll have to-huh?" Quake stops by a piece of paper on Sugar Cube Corner that caught his attention. He then reads it aloud to himself and it said " Bachelor colts needed for Bachelor auction, auction will happen tonight in front of Mayor mare's office and you will be paid a small amount of bits which is about 20 bits." Quake stopped reading for a second and thought " Why not? I mean I need all the bits I can get and this might be fun! Now where and when do I sign up?" Quake quickly scanned the paper till he found the place and time" Let's see in front of the Mayor Mare's office at 12 o'clock today ok and it's" Quake looks at the clock tower and his eyes pop to the size of saucers anMini story Quake and Starflight Bachelor auction.10 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Drabble- Drunk Liar"Norway is a what?"Drabble- Drunk Liar20 minutes ago in Short Stories More Like This
Every Nation in the pub suddenly went quiet. It was the afternoon after a long and tiresome meeting, and all the allies and axis had gathered to drink in the hotel's establishment. Finland and Denmark had joined them and Finland was becoming rather talkative.
"Yeah, Norway is a girl. didn't she ever tell you?" he chuckled merrily as he chugged the rest of the beer and ordered another vodka.
Denmark gave him an astonished look.
"Really?! How could I not have known?"
Chorus of "yeah, how?!" "aren't you two like lovers or something?" "Kolkolkolkolkol~" "Russia-san, stop that."
Prussia came out of nowhere and gave Denmark a pat on the shoulder. For dramatic effect, he also shook his head slowly, like he was about to pass on some kind of wisdom.
"I am most certain you were drunk every moment you have been intimate with her, kesesesese~" he laughed mockingly.
Denmark pouted at him and ordered another beer.
Finland, the menace that started this whole thing didn't stop ther
I've Taken Your CatDear Homeowner,I've Taken Your Cat2 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
I’ve taken your cat. I will call him Benedict, and I hope he likes Friskies because that’s all I have. We will be on the run for the rest of our lives. I’m wanted in seven different states and now he is my accomplice. Therefore, if I go down, so does he. Actually, I don’t know how that works, but that’s what I’m guessing. We will make our way to Japan. We will blend with the Japanese. Become one with them. Which probably means we will have to adopt more appropriate Japanese names. I will be Haru and he will be Haruki. We will acquire suitable jobs. I could be a store clerk or perhaps work at the market down the street. I can’t promise the same for Benedict, but he’ll most likely be content being a regular housecat. However, like every other situation where everything seems to be going well, we will have to relocate due to our inevitably eventual discovery. We will then make our way to Australia. Because
WhaaaaatA/N: Ok, Aika uses me as test guinea pig for her stories, horror and romance. So, I thought I'd make something to show you all how I react.Whaaaaat4 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Hey Aiko! Can you test read this before I upload it?" Aika asked me.
"What kind is it?" I asked as I looked up from my 3Ds.
"Horror" she said with a smile.
"Um... no thanks" I said.
"Oh come on! I need to see if it's good and if there are errors!" she pleaded.
"........Oh alright" I said as I got up and sat down next to her, reading it over.
*After a few minutes*
"AAAHH!" I said as I jumped away.
"So is it good?" she asked as she looked down at me as I laid on the floor.
"I think I'm going to have nightmares......" I whimpered.
"Ah come on, like Kandy cutting of arms is news to you" she said as she rolled her eyes. "I mean look at you and Rex!"
"That's different! That type of thing creeps me out! I won't get nightmares from it because he's my OC!" I retorted.
"Whatever you say, Aiko"
"Oh Aiko~! Can you read t