The Clapham and District Pirate ChoirIt had been a long day at Pirate Primary School and the Ruthless Edward (aged 6) was getting ready for bed. He sighed as he pulled on his pyjama bottoms. He really wanted a wooden leg like all the cool kids but Granny had said he couldn’t have an amputation until he was 18.The Clapham and District Pirate Choir8 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
He buttoned up his pyjama top and got under the duvet with his ruthless teddy just as Granny came in with a snack for him. He sat up and she handed him the plate, and then she sat down beside him on the edge of the bed.
“So, what did you do at school today?”
The Ruthless Edward rested the plate on his knee and thought. “We learned about pirated material, Granny,” he said. “Stealing other people’s work.” He frowned. “It was pretty boring—not like real pirates at all.”
“No,” agreed Granny, smiling, “that isn’t much like our kind of piracy but it does have its origin in proper pirates. Shall I tell you about it?”
Help WantedDoormat needed. No experience necessary. $0/hr.Help Wanted4 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
60 For 60: The Priory School (2)His card, which seemed too small to carry the weight of his academic distinctions…60 For 60: The Priory School (2)8 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The witness was an Oxford don, who eyed Holmes’ card suspiciously.
“I wonder you do not list your academic qualifications,” he said.
“To be truthful,” Holmes smiled, “I did not complete my official studies.”
The professor frowned. “I spent eight years at various colleges.”
Holmes nodded gravely. “It is nothing to be ashamed of. Some people do need extra assistance.”
Being a Better Bad Guy: Entry 151Electrify the iron bars of your cells, then provide your prisoners with files and watch the fun. As an added bonus, electrify the keyholes to deter any would-be lock-pickers.Being a Better Bad Guy: Entry 15122 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
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Nikki Davidson sighed heavily as she started to run her fingers through the fur collar of her father figure, the armoured and expressionless blue alien known as Auld as the snarky alien turns slightly before looking to his human ‘daughter’ as he mentioned in his gruff voice.
“If you’re going to act like a cat I can get you a ball of yarn to play with” as Nikki just mimicked Auld’s gruff voice, obviously impersonating people was a talent that the unstable ex-SPD Blue Ranger had as Auld simply chuckled from behind his expressionless face
“Your impressions are second to none” Auld chuckled as the expressionless blue alien looked to his psychopathic daughter figure with the bobcut and if Auld had any face to express emotions, he would’ve been smirking as Nikki just flipped her armoured blue alien father figure off to another chuckle from Auld.
“So what do we have on the agenda today?” Nikki asked as she peered over Auld
Life's Hard SometimesAlright, I'll let you know how my day went. I was miserable the moment I woke up. Usually I like to sleep in, but today I had to leave the house way early, so I had to be up at 11:00. Yep, I had to be out of bed by 11:00 in the freakin' morning. I had a doctor's appointment today, and my stupid doctor insisted on scheduling it for 1:00 PM. He said it had to be that early because of some bull excuse. "I have to to fit someone for a cast after he gets out of ER," he told me. What? He wasn't going to be conscious, couldn't wait a few hours? All I know is that because of the doc's poor time management, I lost two hours of sleep.Life's Hard Sometimes17 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I know what you're thinking, "Yeah, that was bad, but at least it was over." You'd be right, but it didn't end there. The day just kept piling it on.
After the check-up (Which took like half an hour. That doctor didn't care about my time at all) I decided I should get something to eat. I
Shifters (Chapter 2: Katie)Katie, why do you like her?" Makayla watches as Callie, angrily, goes into the bathroom, slamming the big heavy door.Shifters (Chapter 2: Katie)22 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Well, nobody else does. I like being nice to people."
"But clearly she doesn't." Kalile takes my hand. "She can't handle herself. She's weird. Maybe even mental."
"Oh, Kalile. Why would you think that? She's not mental. She just doesn't know what it's like to have attention. She's an only child. Her mom's dead. Nothing like me. I have Travis, and both of my parents." Makayla stares at me. This was news to her. "Could you try being nicer to her? I don't think she'll be mad if we're all friends."
"How would we start?" Sierie comes forward.
"Stop calling her Loupy. She doesn't like-"
"Well I can see that obviously!" Makayla snaps.
"You just need to be nicer, okay?" I continue. "She's having a hard life and it gets harder every day when you guys come to boss her around."
"Okay. We'll start over on Monday."
"No. When she comes out of the bathroom, you start over."
Needs a TitleEnglish Composition 1Needs a Title8 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a beautiful, sunny day outside the local Quiznos where four friends gathered around a small, square table. This was their third Saturday carrying out this weekly tradition. The restaurant was nearly silent until Ron, the youngest of the group, began gnawing loudly at his ham club sandwich.
“Can’t you chew with your mouth closed?” Julian snapped, clearly frustrated by the absence of his own sandwich. Ron looked up at the man with wide, innocent eyes and began chewing more softly.
“You don’t need to yell at Ron. It’s not his fault that you and Auos spent all your cash on new curtains,” Brett sassed. Auos quickly muttered something about choosing beige over cranberry red while Ron, seemingly oblivious to the conversation, started smearing mayo on his own face as if it were makeup.
The diary of a lazy personMarch 1st, 2001The diary of a lazy person13 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Welcome dear diary,
I would introduce myself, but there's nothing special about me, except for the fact that I'm extremely lazy person. There, I said it. Now, time for a nap.
March 30th, 2001
I tried to wake up at 9 am today, but the gravitation pool around my bed was so huge it kept me laying down until the 3 pm. Then, being so tired after the fighting with the laws of physics, I took a nap.
June 15th, 2001
the food in my fridge opened the door, crawled out and ran away. I think it's time to clean the fridge.
July 1st, 2001
The skeleton of my beloved cat started meowing to take it out. I think I've forgotten to feed it... but when?
September 2nd, 2001
I'm feeling so lazy today!
December 2nd, 2003
...still feeling lazy.
January 14th, 2005
March 1st, 2005
Dear dia.............eh, nevermind.
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The first snowfall of winter fell quietly, swirling down haphazardly in a gentle drizzle of ivory dust that veiled Shikigami-Chou in a very thin carpet of blinding white. Everyone was busy himself around the shopping districts for Christmas gifts. Schoolgirls can be seen trotting around the park, excited about going home and starting their Christmas shopping, skirts flipping up against the cold, harsh wind. Mothers, meanwhile, can be seen holding hands with their children, walking around as the other hand clutched shopping bag handles. Other children were making snowmen, angels, snowballs for snowball fights, chasing one another with endless laughter.
….and something was about happen to our heroes/heroines once again....... (Wow! They will never have a calm day at all! XP)
At the Enno Shrine, Ryu Kazuma - descendent of the mighty dragon god Asura, and Zenki the most fearsome demon god in the universe in chibi state were lying on the floor
Being a Better Bad Guy: Entry 152Fame is overrated, but infamy is considerably more satisfying.Being a Better Bad Guy: Entry 1529 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Project Void (Part 1)-Project Void-Project Void (Part 1)6 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
(Side Note: Axel is a tall, skinny man with blonde hair that waves to the side. Grey shirt and black pants. 28-year-old. The current story takes place in the same guild, the time when Shade has entered.)
"AXEL, REPORT TO MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY!" The voice of the boss yelled over the conflict going on in the arena. I was in the cafeteria, watching it for the small T.V's spread around the guild used for news. The guild master was speaking over the cafeteria speaker, so I figured I did something. Trudging down the hall, I passed up rooms with people crowding around the T.Vs and watching the big news in the guild. I wasn't interested. People would suck up anything like this, but not me. I would rather waste my time doing something else. I reached the last door at the hall. The guild master's room. I opened the door and took a confident step in. He faced me when I entered the room.
"Whatever happened, I didn't do it." He continued to stare, raising an eyebrow. "Loo
Digital Mess 2 Chapter 34Scheda XDigital Mess 2 Chapter 3417 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Rebeccah "Rebecca" Hitomi
Digicard: Agumon's Triple Baby Flame
Digivice: A lavender fusion loader
Type of Chosen Child: DigiDestined
Attire: A pink shirt, a blue jacket, skinny blue jeans, a purple belt for her digivice, a purple flora mini pouch around her neck, and purple boots.
Appearance: Purple hair and eyes
Talice "Alice" Alicia
Attire: A blue scarf, a red-orange dress, black leggings that touches her knees, an orange balloon pattern mini pouch around her neck, an orange belt for her digivice, and orange sneakers.
Digicard: Guilmon's Rock 'n' Roll Breaker
Digivice: An orange fusion loader
Type of Chosen Child: Digidestined
Appearance: Blond hair w
Digital Mess 2 Chapter 34Digital Mess 2 Chapter 3419 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I was walking to school with Jacky and the other Warriors.
Just then I see Angie and Ash. Ash was gripping Angie's arm and they look angry.
"YOU'RE LYING TO ME!" Ash screamed.
"I'M NOT!" Angie argued.
Ash then violently rolled up her sleeves. There was a huge gash on her arm!
"Then explain!" He commanded.
Angie didn't say anything. I can't believe she wouldn't tell me this! I walk over to her.
"I can't believe you never told me this!" I gasped as I saw the mark.
My father gave me marks just like that when I was a kid!
"DON'T TELL ME THAT!" Angie screamed.
I took a step back in shock.
Just then the Memories and Schea X came.
"I HAD THIS FOR A WEEK! I'M SURPRISED YOU NEVER NOTICED BUT HOW CAN YOU WHEN YOU ARE MAKING OUT WITH JACKY!" Angie cried in my face.
"THAT'S RIGHT! I SAW YOU TWO. I WAS GOING TO THE NURSE'S OFFICE AND THERE YOU ARE MAKING OUT!" Angie screamed.
"I didn't want to tell you because I thought you would tell me. Boy, I was so f***
Shrinking IdolI WANTED THIS RP SO SCREW ITShrinking Idol20 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
You were in a competition with rival adventurers to find an ancient shrinking idol artifact. You found the chamber...
A. Empty, except for the idol, you won!
B. Another adventurer was just picking it up
C. Another adventurer was slaving the other, now shrunken adventurers (distracted)
D. Another adventurer was slaving the other, now shrunken adventurers (sees you)