Date? (Young!Sirius BlackXReader)The day started out normal for you. Wake up, go to breakfast with Xeno, go to class, do whatever in your free time, go back to class, go to dinner, do homework, go to bed. Until today. You were walking to charms with Xeno as normal with Sirius Black the school manwhore and one of the Marauders stopped you.Date? (Young!Sirius BlackXReader)15 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Hi" He grinned flirtily.
"Umm hi?" You replied glancing at Xeno who was looking at a butterfly that landed on his hand.
"Your (Y/n) right?" Sirius asked leaning against a statue.
"Yeah" You nodded.
"Well (Y/n) I was wondering if you'd do me the honor of coming to Hogsmead with me this weekend?" Sirius proposed still grinning.
"I'd love to but I'd rather not be one of your hook ups" You shook your head.
"Come on one date!" Sirius whined.
"No.....besides I have a date" You lied.
"Who? Loony Lovegood?" Sirius pointed to Xeno who was still intrigued by the butterfly.
"His name is Xeno and no it's not with him" You replied.
"Who then?" Sirius asked curiously.
"......Regulus asked me" You
How I Sleep9pm Today is the day I am going to bed at 11pm and nothing is going to stop me like it usually does!How I Sleep11 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
11pm *Gets a message from his best friend* I mean, he is my best friend and all, so talking to him couldn't possibly be bad.
12am Oh wow! Look at that funny video... maybe... another one...
1am Hey bro wanna play with us? Hell yeah! I got time to spare.
2am God I wonder how you would go about curing cancer? I mean the cell functions and how even the slightest mishap in cell reproduction or any of its processes can cause it. I should totally ponder this for a long time.
3am Maybe I should go to b- OH MY GOD IS THAT A VIDEO OF SOMETHING STUPID? FUCK SLEEP! OH MAN LOOK AT THAT ART! I JUST HAVE TO RANDOMLY LOOK AT EVERYTHING NOW AS WELL! *click*
4am Oh man, I wonder what kind of old things I have on this computer, I haven't checked in forever!
*between these times is my productive poem making because, lets be honest here who wouldn't have a random burst of things to write as they are
A Journey From A to BAnd hello to the readers who have just joined us! Don’t worry—you’ve only missed the prologue.A Journey From A to B15 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Please allow me to make the introductions: I’ll be ‘I’, your narrator, and this is Bob, a central character.
We’re in Switzerland and behind us in the background you can see a snowy mountain. I’ve mentioned it solely for atmosphere. It won’t be important.
“What a lovely day for some downhill skiing!”
See? Nothing going on there. Now, Bob is making an enormous ice cream.
“Gosh, I’m travelling so fast!”
He’s adding biscuits and strawberries…
“Too fast! Too fast! I’m out of control!”
Some sauce and a few…
Goodness gracious me! A skier has just gone head first into the dessert!
Bob, do you have the punchline?
“Gives a whole new meaning to Ski Sundae!”
Do you think the non-Britons are g
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny “At last!” Skalthrag1 cackled. “The Orb of Ithrael2 is mine!”The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny11 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Londrea3 struggled to her feet, using her enchanted longsword4 for support. “The Orb will never be yours, tyrant! Not as long as any citizen of Nurnheim5 stands against your villainy!”
“You know nothing of the Orb!” Skalthrag held it aloft, pacing madly before her on the field of battle. “For it was not your ancestors6 who tamed the star, but mi-7
Dead FlowersNXT WrestlingDead Flowers20 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Full Sail Arena, Orlando, Florida
The NXT Universe were greeted by the face of one of the creepiest characters on NXT; obsessed artist from New Zealand Francis Whitley, who was wearing his signature black shirt with dark green pants and some black army boots, his short hair was perfectly slicked back and immaculate with not a single hair out of place as the young artist from New Zealand was sketching something in his book while sitting with his back against the wall of the backstage area as if he was a caricature artist on the streets of a busy city.
“Hey mate!” a thick British accent caused Francis to look up as the camera panned up as well to reveal Nolan Carr, the appearance of the Englishman from Chelsea got an overwhelmingly positive reaction from the NXT Universe, Nolan was wearing his signature ring attire of dark blue trunks with the union jack on the back and ‘Carr’ on the back in white, Nolan also wore black knee-pads with
Oracle 5.3It was supposed to be the latest and greatest in temporal-relative software. Sleek, powerful, and capable of achieving feats that had once been regarded as magic at best, a farce at worst, Oracle v. 5.3 would be the future of major decision making. Its databanks were packed to the brim with human psychology and physiology, chance and statistics, social structures and laws and morality in all its varying degrees and codes. It understood humans better than they understood themselves.Oracle 5.322 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
“I can haz cheezburger. Chuck Norris stared at the sun: solar eclipse. Such wow.”
Yes, Oracle was truly the pinnacle of Dr. Harding’s career, but he didn’t need it to know that if he ever got his hands on those interns, there would be hell to pay.
Buy A Dezzi!!!For a limited time only you can buy your very own Dezzi-chan! Call 555-555-5566-DEZZINOW now and get your Dezzi for 25$! (Shipping takes one month)Buy A Dezzi!!!10 hours ago in Short Stories More Like This
Package comes with:
- 1 pair of large nerdy glasses
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Dezzi is a very adorable assistant, although she prefers to be called the owners 'bro' even though she is a girl. Her hair is extremely poofy and like a ponys tail making it very fun to play with, but this will annoy her. She is a tomboy but is secretly a complete softy even though she does try to be a tsundere. She enjoys long hot baths so you should try to bathe with her because that's the only reason you'd ever buy this product! She will often wear her scarf even in the summer, she could cry or get very angry if you attempt to take it away. She gets flustered very easily making her more adorable. She prefers to be lazy all day but it isn't hard to
My first political joke everTwo Christian friends were discussing politics one day, one a conservative, the other more of a liberal. The conservative turned to the liberal and said, "You know, they found a nice place for liberals to go, I think they'd really like it. You get free room and board plus three square meals a day. It's called jail."My first political joke ever5 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The liberal felt mildly insulted, but grinned at the witticism. "Not bad," he said, "not bad at all. I hear they've got a nice little out of the way spot for conservatives, too. No one gets free handouts, everyone pays their own way, and you only get what you deserve. I believe it's called Hell."
FFM 24: Caught In A DreamIn her bedroom in Wyoming, Millie awoke to the sound of a crooning rooster. All of her research had indicated that roosters did not croon, but by now she had suspended her disbelief and integrated the morning ritual into the rest of her unlikely life. Just as long as no one develops superpowers in science class again, she thought.FFM 24: Caught In A Dream7 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
In his hot little bedroom in Las Vegas, Billie still hadn’t gone to bed. His sweaty fingers slid on the keyboard of his laptop and his back stuck to the vinyl of his chair.
After brushing her teeth and getting dressed, Millie joined her family for breakfast. Mealtime had become tense since Joey started growing horns, but mom and dad still hadn’t really brought it up. Millie thought the horns were fitting on him, but decidedly unusual.
Billie slammed another beer and hunched over the laptop, ready to get into the meat.
“Mom,” Millie reflected, chewing on chocobacon. “Anyone e
Confronting Mion (First)I decided to face our club leader first, if my plan was to save my friends from the Hinamizawa Syndrome it would be best to have Mion on my side first. Of course the same reasons for that is also the same reason that I hesitate to try. After school was over, I stopped Mion at her locker.Confronting Mion (First)8 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Oh if you were wondering why no club meeting today it is because I have to help at the store." The green hair girl told me as she stuffed her locker with her books. I tugged on the sleeve of her arm as she started to walk away.
"Okay, okay. What can uncle Mion do for you?" Sonozaki asked as she brought up a hand to the back of her head and gave a sigh.
"If you knew someone is sick but they won't take their medicine, what can I do?" I asked for advice.
"Is Satoko sick?" She replied back but I decided not to answer but let her draw her own conclusions. "Well you could hide the medicine in something..." She started to continue but fell short
FFM 2014, July 24 - Bella Lugosi's DeadDetective Samner stood over the fifth vampire death that month. Blood drained and fang marks. The vampire community was on the verge of a civil war, despite there being no evidence pointing at any local faction. Nor was it a random killer. It all smelled doggy. He looked up from the corpse just as the silhouette in the alleyway moved.FFM 2014, July 24 - Bella Lugosi's Dead11 hours ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
“Freeze!” The Detective cried out, pulling his handgun. “GPD!” The silhouette – furry, pointed ears – bolted.
“Go around!” Samner cried to his partner, and tore through the yellow police tape in pursuit. He saw a flash of Bettany running ahead in the corner of his eye.
The shadowy figure dodged around the corner – and then there was the report of a bullet. A moment later Samner was there, breathing heavily. The twitching, silver-bullet shot werewolf lay by Bettany’s feet.
“Nice. Keep me covered.” Just as he’d feared: a set-up. “Damned werewolves.”
Home away from homeAxel woke up and put on his glasses, remembering where he was, he had passed out on Bambi's couch last night, he didn't want to go home, both of his older sisters where visiting and with them there it made life crap, and to Axel the who atmosphere in the house changed. So he was greatful that Bambi's grandmother let him stay.Home away from home1 hour ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Axel hon your up?” Bambi's grandmother asked
“oh! Yeah” Axel smiled, “I usually get up around 6..so I am use to it”
“ah” she handed Axel a plate, “I am getting breakfast ready so your welcome to join”
“Thank you” he said, “I appreciate you letting me stay last night...”
“its no trouble Axel” she patted his head, “your a nice young man. I know you would never do anything to betray my trust or Bambi's”
Axel smiled at the kind woman, Bambi's home was his home away from home. Her grandmother was nice, and Axel always made sure to help around the house, one time
Steve X Reader Chapter 5: 10 Out of 10 Would Bang"W-Wait, you mean..?" She asked. Aw, she's adorable~ (YO SHUT THE FUK UP STEVE)Steve X Reader Chapter 5: 10 Out of 10 Would Bang3 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I nodded happily.
"Also, since you're new to this world, you'll be living with us now!" (DAYUM STEVE, ARE YOU FORCING THE READER TO LOVE YOU OR SOMETHING?) I grinned.
She nodded gently.
I grinned like an idiot out of happiness. (Ah. He admit it.)
She giggled normally like what any girl would do. Except Kia. She'd laugh like an obnoxious asshole. (STOP. DON'T ADMIT ANYMORE THAN THAT.)
"Where do I sleep?" She asked.
Oh, right, forgot about thaaaaaaat.
"Hold on for a minute please." I asked.
I went upstairs and fixed the guest room.
(OKAY. SUDDENLY THE LAZINESS ATE ME IN WHOLE. I'LL TRY AGAIN LATER.)
The Great Nerd Wars (3)Nora had been rowing a long time, which was always strenuous work, but much worse when you were handcuffed to someone. Especially someone who had been moping an equally long time.The Great Nerd Wars (3)2 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
He was just so frustrating! While she was trying to save their lives, he just kept sighing and staring into the water. She almost wished that he would jump in and finish himself, but that would just drag her down too!
“Do you think-“ She grunted, pulling both the oars and Phillip’s arm in a broad stroke, “That maybe you could help me?”
“What’s the use?” He asked morosely. “We have no idea where Couplet Island is. Home could be thousands of miles away by now.”
“Personally, I’m hoping that we don’t end up back on Couplet.” Said Nora.
“Maybe you don’t, but I want to see Violet again.”
Nora rolled her eyes. “Yeah, like they’d let you do that. You know what happens to those ships that don’t
The Last Temptation of The Black Hood Ch.3 In the backseat of their car, I checked my wristwatch. 10:05 p.m., about half an hour after we left my place. Wherever this boss of theirs lived, it was quite the drive from my neck of the woods.The Last Temptation of The Black Hood Ch.32 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Boils and Zipper-neck sat up front, and the Forehead sat in the backseat next to me, listening to the baseball game and smoking some cigarettes with the windows rolled down. Tony, the Forehead’s birth name, even offered me a smoke, which I politely declined. I also had a hunch that he had a bit too much wine back at my house on account of his sudden flirtatious behavior toward me. By which I mean he kept trying to sweet-talk me.
“Say honey, after the boss gets to know ya, whaddya say you and me get to know each other better, ah?” he asked me, trying to sound suave.
I clicked my tongue in disgust and rolled my eyes at his pathetic “smooth guy” getup.
The Misadventures of Shining Armor and the CMC Ch8 “C-C-C-C…” Shining Armor stammered, too full of fear and embarrassment to speak.The Misadventures of Shining Armor and the CMC Ch88 hours ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Cadence, you remember the Cutie Mark Crusaders: Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle,” Twilight said, trying to hide how nervous she was. She quickly turned to check on her brother, who looked like he was about to be sick, as he continued to stare, slack jawed up at the beaming face of his wife. Poor Shining Armor, she thought, regretting that she hadn’t told her brother that Cadence was going to be joining them the day that she had received the letter.
“Of course I remember them,” she said, directing her attention to the group of fillies. “And how have you three been? I trust that you’re still busy trying to get your cutie marks?”
“Yes ma’am,” Apple Bloom said, returning Cadence’s smile.