Reader x Dave: Puns"Hurry up ___! Do it! I want to see how this goes!"Reader x Dave: Puns3 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Shut up John! Give me time! Go make some cookies or whatever!" You hissed at your friend, John Eggbert, as you stared at your computer. The two of you were trying to figure out a way to get you to cleverly admit your love for none other than Dave Strider, the cool 'swaggie' kid.
'I got this...'
-- -_ [ -_ ] began pestering turntechGodhead [ tG ] at 12 : 37 P.M --
tG: holy fuck what do you want ___
-_: I am trying to impress John and everyone by thinking of puns! I know that your irony can help me, right~?
-_: Oh what?
tG: can you do algebra
-_: *___ sighs loudly at what (s)he knew would lead up to this* yes Dave, I can do algebra. I'm not the best, but I can get you at least a C on that math report you have on Wednesday.
tG: sweet okay who do you need puns for
-_: literally everyone! All the trolls and the rest of you kiddos!
tG: dont call me a kiddo
When life gives you CreepyPasta. XIIIAfter smelling the beautiful scent of food, you took off into a run towards the dinning room, the slobbering Smile dog right on your tail. Ignoring the small giggle from behind, you slid into the dinning room, almost sliding into the table but succeeded not to. Mentally cheering, you victory was short lived, something came out and made contact with the back of your head, a noise echoing in your ears. "Nien running in zhe house!" Grabbing the back of your head, you let out a whine and curled your toes. Sure, you knew who it was that whacked you- as if it wasn't obvious enough, but as a natural reaction you turned around. You got an eyeful of a sigh you'd NEVER forget! There stood Slenderman in all his glory - pride probably shot - wearing a pink apron, with hearts. Pursing your lip, your head craned back as if you were trying to decide whether this was real or not. If you could see his eyes, you would imagine them squinting as be leaned over towards you. "Vhat? Vhat are you staringWhen life gives you CreepyPasta. XIII1 week ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Poland X Child!ReaderPoland X Child!Reader1 day ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Okay, first time writing Poland! Let's do this!
Poland X Child!Reader - It's Going To Be Okay.
"Hey, are you, like, okay?" A male voice asked.
The girl opened her eyes and looked at a man with soaked straw blonde hair sticking to his cheeks and bright green eyes, full of life, curiosity and worry. He was dressed in a salmon pink collared, button up shirt, black pants and black shoes. The girl looked at the man in confusion. "Are you talking to me?" She asked. The man nodded and said, "Yeah, like, who else would I be talking to?"
The small girl shrugged. "I dunno. Why are you worried about me anyways? No one else has been..." She said. The man felt a tug at his heart and picked the small, cold, wet girl up. She didn't protest. "Because I have a heart, unlike some of these people..." The man said. "Wanna, like, come to my house? It's totally warm there and I could, like, get you some totally cute clothes." He asked the girl. The girl simply nodded. "That'd be
Hetalia X Child!Reader - It's Going To Be Okay.Hetalia X Child!Reader- It's Going To Be Okay.Hetalia X Child!Reader - It's Going To Be Okay.1 day ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A child no more than five walked around in the downpour outside, dressed in what used to be a light shirt and shorts. Her wet, matted (H/C) hair plastered to her face by the rain. She was deathly pale and her dull (E/C) orbs showed no spark of life. The few strangers on the streets payed her no attention. She was used to it. No one cared for her. She saw a bench so she climbed onto it and sat down and closed her eyes.
Until she heard a voice.
The PerytonThe Peryton5 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Peryton (Peritius borgesi) is a species of herbivorus pterosaur indigenous to Ophionia.
The Peryton superficially resembles a deer, and is 5 feet tall with a 25 foot wingspan. It's body is mostly covered with dark green pycnofibres, with white on the underbelly. The wings are mostly white with black tips. The back legs are long, with yellow feet. It's head is mostly black with white on the lower jaw, and around the ear holes. The head's most prominent feature is the branching, antler-like crest.
As there are no deer, or similar mammals in Ophionia, Perytons have evolved to fill their ecological niche as browsers. Perytons live in large flocks, and communicate with a series of roars and cries. They are notoriously agressive and have been known to gore humans to death with their crests. Mated pairs tend to build their nests atop high cliffs, and are fiercely protective, driving off any intruders including other Perytons
Karkat X Troll-Reader: part 1The world around you was on fire, people and trolls rushed by you screaming trying to escape the fire that threatened to claim their lives. (friends name) stood before you her back turned towards you. Slowly you reached your hand forward and grasped her shoulder. “(friends name) are you ok?” you asked as you made her turn towards you. As her body faced you you reeled back in fear, (friends name) eyes were rolled back showing only the whites and blood dark and red poured from her eyes and mouth. You watched on in horror as the skin on her face began to peel away showing the pale white bone beneath. You were frozen with fear only able to watch “You did this to me (your name), you KILLED ME!” (friends name) shrieked her now skeletal hands grasped your neck. “I-I di-n't...” you choked, air coming less and less as she continued to squeeze harder.Karkat X Troll-Reader: part 12 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You were suddenly pulled from her grasp and shaken like a ragdoll “WAKE UP WOMAN!!!” your ey
Kidnapped-Loki X Reader prt 1Kidnapped-Loki X Reader prt 13 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I was busy watching the Avengers I was at the part where the Hulk was slamming Loki; The God of mischief into the Stark Tower floor. I know that its rude to laugh when someone is getting slammed into the floor, but I couldn't help it when the Hulk said and I quote 'Pewy God' I could help, but laugh. It was the second time I had watched this movie since I had gotten it for my 26th birthday, but unlike most Avenger fans I was a fan of the Godly brothers mainly the troublesome one named Loki. I yawned as the movie came to an end, I wanted to watch it for the third time, but I couldn't keep my calico eyes open. 'Damn it all ' I thought. So I left it in the dvd player, and went to read a comic book on Thor I got half way thru reading about some place called Asgard, falling to sleep with the comic book open on my chest after a while of sleeping I heard a light tapping at my window which was strange because I lived on the second floor of a red old brick building. Yawning again I groaned, and
Pirate! England x Reader: The Witch's Cursed Tale1Pirate! England x Reader: The Witch's Cursed Tale CH1Pirate! England x Reader: The Witch's Cursed Tale16 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Please take note of the following shortcuts so you would be guided:
(y/n) - your name
(y/h) - your hometown
(e/c) - eyecolor
"Young mistress (y/n), where are you?! You need to prepare for tonight's ball!" a middle-aged lady-in-waiting yelled. She seems to be looking for you to which apparently you went outside of the mansion again. This frustrates the old lady always.
"Oh, dear, do not tell me she went out yet again…" she mumbled. She rubbed the temples of her head with her pointer and middle fingers of her one hand. She could not believe that she is actually your lady-in-waiting when you do not listen to her at times and instead go in your own way to which the two of you would argue sometimes.
"She is probably in that place again," the old woman sighed as she dragged herself to the front door to go to that place.
~Somewhere along the shores~
You once again are digging to the depths of the shore sa
The KelpieThe Kelpie2 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Kelpie (Pullum nyas) is a species of semiaquatic equid indigenous to the northern Occident.
The Kelpie is 5-6 feet long, and weighs 530-880 lb. It is a very basal member of equidae, with a stocky build, short legs, and four-toed feet. The body is primarily grey, with a white underbelly, face, mane, lower legs, tail, and spots on the back, and flanks. The jaws are narrow, and equipped with small tusks. The toes are splayed and webbed, for swimming and walking on moist ground.
Unlike most equids, Kelpies are solitary, and fiercely defend their territories from intruders. Their diet consists primarily of aquatic vegetation, and grass, but they supplement their diet with meat such as fish, frogs, small mammals, birds, and carrion. Kelpies are most infamous for eating the corpses of drowned humans, leading to the misconception that they lure travelers to their deaths.
Distribution and habitat
The Kelpie is found around ri
Red Creek Pt 1The town of Red Creek was once a great and prosperous city. Then about 50 years ago the elves showed up, sacked the city and took everyone that survived as slaves. Now the people of Red Creek live in tents and the ruins of the old city, all centered around the still standing Red Creek inn.Red Creek Pt 14 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Fortunately Dark knew this and realized that the people of Red Creek would probably lynch Kary the moment they saw her. Unfortunatly for Kary, Dark had no interest in sharing any of this information and was content with walking into Red Creek, elf in tow.
"What happened here?" Kary asked gazing on the ruins of Red Creek. "This wasn't what i had in mind when i thought city"
Dark shrugged and continued along the road. "Dunno, maybe you should ask them." Dark pointed to the only building still intact "That's the Red Creek Inn, we're staying there tonight."
"An inn? Better then the last one i
Marry Me! - Capitulo 0.-¡Cásate conmigo! - Gritó/Propuso impulsibamente el joven aventurero.Marry Me! - Capitulo 0.2 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Al darse cuenta de el tono en que se había propuesto, no pudo evitar sonrojarse y evitar la mirada de su compañera, la cual, al escucharlo, no pudo evitar hacer lo mismo que él.
-¿De qué hablas? Casarnos... tú y.... ¿yo?- Preguntó, extrañada, no porque no hubiera escuchado lo que su compañero acababa de proponer, simplemente quería "asegurarse"-
-Pues... Sí. Pensé que... Si sólo así te dejaran en paz los demás gobernantes y tus súbditos, y así podrás llevar sin ningún problema el titulo de Reina Vampiro, entonces... Cásate conmigo, Marceline. -Se excusaba el rubio, con algo de miedo a ser rechazado, y diciendo esto ultimo en casi un susurro.-
-E-Estas loco Finn, No tengo porqué obedecer esa tonta ley, y respecto a mis súbditos; son unos cu
.:Vampire Queen:. RusIta(Chp 2: Lifetime Contract).:Vampire Queen:. RusIta(Chp 2: Lifetime Contract)1 day ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Motto for the bride and groom:
We are a work in progress with a lifetime contract.
"I HATE YOU!"
"Princess Feliciana, wait!"
"Leave me alone!"
"Your Majesty, I'm sure she will come around..."
"I do hope so.. She is special."
"Indeed she is."
"If she tries to hurt you..."
"How are you so sure? She clearly doesn't like you."
"I just know."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~One Year Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Now, Princess Feliciana, I know this isn't your ideal wedding, but the King truly cares for you!" The kind young woman, Katyushka, or Kat, spoke softly as she laced up the new Vampire Queen's corset to the tightest point it could be. After all, Feliciana didn't need to breathe anymore, all thanks to Ivan. Ugh, she shuddered at the very thought of him, though his older sister was very kind. Kat was the only one she could stand in this world.
A small scoff escaped Feliciana. "This is ridiculous! Why did he have to choose me and not
Red Creek Pt 2“You're an idiot Kary, you know that?”Red Creek Pt 22 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Both Dark and Kary were tied up and attached to a pole in the basement of the Red Creek Inn. Dark was given a view of several rotting barrels and Kary was given wonderful view of a wall.
“Really?!” Kary replied angrily “Well, I don't see you coming up with any ideas on how to get out of here!”
“Not that, I mean you're just an idiot in general.” Dark said “You had no idea what the real world was like outside of the lies the other elves told you, you don't know anything about the people or places you want to conquer and you don't know anything about surviving in the wilderness! How the hell did you expect your journey to go!”
“Shut up! Stop trying to mess with my head!” Kary said kicking the wall in frustration.
“I'm not trying to mess with your head! It's the truth! Wanna know what everyone outside of the elf-lands think of you?”
Kary continued kicking the wal
.:Vampire Queen:. RusIta(Chp One: Rude Awakening).:Vampire Queen:. RusIta(Chp One: Rude Awakening)2 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
For me, my awakening came when I was kidnapped. A rude, horrible and disgusting awakening, but at least I now could see the world for what it truly was. Filled with hate and monsters I wished I never came into contact with...but this world was taking me in like a hurricane crashing onto the shore and I could do nothing but try to survive.
'God my head hurts...'
"Boss, we have her, she is in our possession.... No, she has no idea where she is, I promise you. She will be fit for him when the time is right for them to meet.... Yes, I am positive she is the one."
'Oh shit! Has someone kidnapped me?! No, no, no, no.... This can't be happening! What about Feliciano!? He can't take care of himself!! Someone save me...'
"Alright, see you soon boss."
'No.. Don't come closer! Leave me be, plea---!!'
A lonely and terrified scream tore through the air as a girls body was lifted in an unnatural way and drug through miles of clouded hell.
Loki's Redemption Ch. 3Loki's Redemption Ch. 33 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The ride back was exhausting for Loki with all the bumps and sharp turns, but upon arriving back at the palace, he became relieved and also nervous returning to the place where all pain he felt inside had started. Frigga got off the horse and carefully helped him down being as gentle as she could, trying not to cause any more pain than he was already in. She slid her arm around his lower back to support him while they made the walk to his chambers, about halfway there Thor came walking around the corner, catching sight his younger brother hunched over he sprinted to him as fast as he could sensing Loki’s distress.
“Brother are you alright, I’ve been worried about you” Thor asked reaching out to touch his shoulder, but Loki only flinched away from his touch making Thor frown.
“Don’t touch me you oaf” Loki spat not in the mood for his brother’s concern so Thor turned his attention to his mother.
“Mother is he alright, why is he in so
FFH: Chapter 19 - Smoke And MirrorsRegaining consciousness was excrutiating. It was like walking through a sea of thick, swirling mud while wearing a suit of rusted armor. Lifting my eyelids was an impossibility I couldn’t imagine. Getting on my feet and figuring out where I was felt worse. The only good feeling came from the fact I was no longer cold, wet, or in pain. Of course, it was probably because I couldn’t feel anything else but the room spinning around me.FFH: Chapter 19 - Smoke And Mirrors5 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Oh man, am I dead? Is this what it feels like to be dead? I asked myself in the swirling darkness. Oh crap, if I am dead, does this mean I went South instead of North? I mean, I always figured that was my final destination, but still! Crap, Crap, CRAP INNA HAT…but then again, I was expecting a lot more fire and brimstone…
Then I started hearing voices in the distance.
There wasn’t much to make out at first. There were two distinct voices, discussing something with each other. Soon enough I made out their conversat
The Crystal Wall (GTA)“How- how on Earth?” Gabriel Hawk gazed awestruck at the magnificent site before him.. A gargantuan wall made entirely out of blue crystal was only a few feet away… How had this never been discovered or snagged by diamond companies? Gabriel bit his lip and crawled into the narrow passage way that led to the mane cavity where the diamonds lay.The Crystal Wall (GTA)2 days ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
He stood to his full height once he was inside the cave- he crept slowly towards the wall of pure diamond, feeling incredibly insignificant as the diamond’s impossible light filled his vision…
Hesitatingly, Gabriel stretched out his hand, fingers outstretched and pressed against the stone- feeling a rush of awe and anticipation as warmth filled his entire body from the single touch.
The crystals glistened even brighter as Gabe placed his other hand upon the stone.
Gabriel drew his hand back, and watched with absolute fascination as the stone dimmed slightly- It was sensitive to touch!